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CHAPTER TWO : First Impressions and First day of Interviews.

After Peroroncino and Momonga had teleported away each floor guardian waited a few seconds before rising to their feet. Aura couldn't believe what she had heard!

"Sis! C...can you believe it? The supreme beings were all once human!" Mare exclaimed in amazement.

"Mare, you're jumping to conclusions, we don't know that all of them were once human..." Aura said to her brother but Albedo interjected.

"No, I think this is a fair assumption... but, I will be sure to ask Lord Pero this during my... interview," Albedo said in a bashful voice. Demiurge walked up behind her smiling and nodding. they had all noted that odd name she chose to refer to him by.

"I agree with Albedo, it would seem we've all been operating under false assumptions..." Demiurge spoke up to everyone who could hear him. They turned to look at him, Demiurge was considered to be one of, if not the smartest of all the floor guardians.

"What do you mean Demiurge?" Mare asked, looking up at him with big eyes. For only a second Demiurge was fantasized about what it would be like to corrupt such a pure child... but banished the thought, as he'd never cause distress to another member of Nazarick!

"What I mean, young Mare is that, We've always assumed humans were these weak and insignificant beings that live for a short time then die, and are mostly just our playthings." She explained with his arms opened up wide.

"Yes, or like bugs, we step on," Narberal said, she was a cute maid with a black ponytail and an all business-like look to her. Demiurge gave her a nod then went to continue.

"Right but...

"Orrr Liiike yummmy foooood!" Entoma cried out in a cute voice and raising both her arms in the air. Demiurge let her speak. Then he finally tried making his point.

"Yes, however..."

"Or like toys we can play with, and when you get bored of them, you can pop off their arms and legs!" Lupusregina cried out laughing as she fell to the ground. Again Demiurge tried to speak.

"Okay, but let me..."

"Oh! Or like delicious bags of fun that dissolve away slowly in me!" Solution moaned as she thought about her favorite past time. Demiurge now waited till everyone had said their piece. He looked at Shalltear but she was crouched over and quivering, he was concerned about her but would ask about that in a bit, he could guess what her "problem" was. As nobody else was speaking up he finally spoke.

"As I was saying, we've assumed humans were these weak pathetic things... but, humans can become... so much more! If they can rise to the platform that those two sit upon... then their potential must be unlimited. However, they must start at the bottom of the list, probably to give the rest of us a fighting chance... incredible, I personally will vow to view humans differently from now on... if I even see one again." Demiurge smirked thinking to himself what it must be like to struggle as weak thing and become the definition of strength and power... even his own strength was handed to him, he never had to earn it... his whole view of the world had been flipped in one glorious moment of truth and trust from the supreme beings. As expected!

"I am sure I don't need to tell this to anyone here, but it's worth saying... thinking any less of the supreme beings because we simply were trusted enough to be told this truth... will be an offense worthy of execution, as far as I am concerned!" Albedo announced so that all could hear her, she especially glared at Narberal who looked guilty as sin but wove her hands that she understood and bowed.

"BUT NOT ALL HUMANS ARE CAPABLE OF SUCH GREAT THINGS... ALAS, MOST DO FIT OUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS OF THEM!" Cocytus said as a white cold frost shot from his mouth. Demiurge shook his head.

"I am not saying we start worshipping humans as gods. In fact, we should be even more ruthless to the ones we deem enemies, now that we know how powerful they can someday become if left unchecked... However, should any of us, from now on, get the chance to befriend a worthy human... do not dismiss them because of their species, someday they could become more powerful than you, and become a mighty boon to Nazarick!" Demiurge announced with a smile. They all nodded that they understood.

"It was an amazing way to answer our vow of fidelity..." Albedo muttered. Her black wings flapping delicately as she took a thinking pose.

"I WAS THINKING THIS ALSO..." Cocytus said. Aura and Mare looked puzzled and looked between the two to explain what they meant by that.

"What do you mean? They were both very nice... mostly... to us before you all showed up..." Aura said, but Albedo shook head.

"That is not what I mean... they both knew full well our feelings of humans, but they trusted us enough, after we vowed to be their servants for all of time, to tell us this, even at risk of their own tarnished image. It was the ultimate response of acceptance of our vows, to admit their once fragile past!" Albedo cried in tears. Demiurge was nodding emphatically that he agreed.

"Tha...That's amazing! I feel even closer to our Lords than I ever have!" Mare said with is eyes lighting up and his hands held like he was praying.

"Yeah... I mean Lord Momonga was amazing, and Lord Peroroncino as well, I guess..." Aura said. Demiurge turned to Shalltear who was still shaking, even more so now.

"Shalltear? Is everything okay? You haven't said a single thing this whole time... don't tell me you think less of the sup..." But then Demiurge saw what she was doing, her right arm was reaching under her dress, between her legs and her left was underneath the upper part of her dress, appreciating her own "justice". Demiurge realized he had to get Aura and AMre away from her lest they see something that could horrify them.

"Mare! Aura!" Demiurge called out quickly as to get their attention and making sure they did not look over in her direction. He was thankful she hadn't started moaning yet.

"Huh?" They both asked in unison as they looked in the opposite direction of Shalltear. Their faces caught in equal confusion and curiosity.

"W...What?" Both Dark Elves looked at him startled, he was walking to them. With a smile he placed his hands on their backs and lead them away from Shalltear, now Albedo and the rest had also pieced together what Shalltear was doing to herself. Demiurge gave a look to the others as if to say "take care of that, would you?". As he was trying to maintain the innocence he was just thinking about defiling. Demiurge led the twins to mental safety. When Demiurge and the twins were out of the arena Albedo stomped up to the masturbating vampire with anger in her eyes.

"Shalltear! What do you think you are doing?" Albedo rebuked her as she walked over to Shalltear. Shalltear fell to her knees so hard that even the side of her face hit the floor with a low thump. But she did not seem to mind, even as her long slender tongue rolled out of her salivating mouth out onto the dirt ground that she was pressing her own face into. Thankfully, her dress hid what was happening that made her cause to fall to her knees with her ass in the air, like a bitch in heat.

"Sh...Shalltear, we..." Yuri Alpha was trying to say, but her own modesty was keeping her from talking too loud. Cocytus finally had had enough, he slammed his halberd into the ground before speaking...

"SHALLTEAR! WE CAN ALL SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING! THIS IS..."

"YES! LOOK AT ME! WATCH ME!" Shalltear shrieked in joy as she waved her bottom back and forth, this response even broke the mightly Cocytus, he turned around covering his many blue eyes. He walked out of the arena with head hung down, this was the second time Cocytus would ever know defeat.

There came a loud displeased sigh as Sebas glared at the moaning and quivering girl. He walked over to her pulling at his white glove. His voice was as solid as cold steel. And he walked with singular intent.

"Stop this behavior at once Shalltear!" Sebas ordered. But she showed no signs of stopping, Peroroncino's word's and then loving embrace had destroyed this girls will power and all her fetishes were coming out for all to see.

"I'm sorry... Sebas... it's too late... I... I can't s... stop now... I'm too close..." She managed to breathe out between heavy panting. But the butler was not having it. Sebas walked over to her calmly and with perfect form, grabbed her by the back of her dress and hoisted her into the air, picking her up as you would a cat, by the scruff of it's neck with one hand. She let out a loud cry of surprise which quickly became disappointment.

"Your overseer has issued you a command and you dare to ignore it? I am sorry for laying hands on you without your consent Mistress Shalltear but this cannot stand! By now she had been snapped out of it and was looking around in an innocent and embarrassed look that did not fit her lewd predicament, her black silken panties fell off her legs to the ground with a sound that a wet dishrag would make when dropped onto the floor.

"Oh? I am sorry Albedo and everyone... I... seem to have lost myself there!" She said as she licked her fingers. Everyone looked on in disgust, well not everyone. Solution Epsilon walked up to Sebas and bowed.

"Excuse me Master Sebas, but I may be able to take her off your hands, and provide her... a finish, if she so desires," Solution said in a seductive voice, her blue eyes looking up and down the quivering Shalltear.

"I DO! I DESIRE!" Shalltear cried out. Sebas shook his head and held Shalltear out to Solution. By this point the remaining maids other than Lupusregina were leaving, most shaking their heads, Shizu did not care either which way. Yuri looked back adjusting her glasses, she looked the oldest, or at least the most responsible of the group.

"Lupusregina, are you not coming?" She asked the maid with red hair. She just let out a laugh and bent down to get a good look at Solution and Shalltear's embrace.

"And miss this free show? NO WAY!" She blurted out, laughing. Solution took Shalltear into both of her arms and wrapped them lovingly around the sweating vampire. Shalltear let out a surprised but welcomed gasp.

"I'm afraid there won't be much of a show dear sister. All the action will be taking place inside my body, so no one will be able to see her reach climax I'm afraid." The blonde maid with long curls said as her body became blueish tinted whenever Shalltear was pressed against it. Shalltear slowly melted into the body of Solution and within a few seconds Shalltear was completely absorbed and gone from sight. Solution looked normal, as if nothing were inside her at all. They all looked at her for a second. Solution bowed to Sebas then took her leave with the others, a pouting Lupusregina followed suit as the arena cleared out.

Peroroncino sat in his personal office, it'd only been a few hours since he last talked to the floor guardians. Momonga was back in the arena with Demiurge and Mare testing out different tier magic and its effects, so now was the perfect time for his "interviews" that Sebas had been lining up for him. He cast [MESSAGE] to Sebas.

"Okay Sebas, send in the first girl!" He commanded, and within seconds the door opened. Peroroncino wondered who it would be, he told Sebas he wanted to talk to all the women in Nazarick who were directly created by a supreme being, he'd avoid a lot of bad interviews that way. But also to keep their order a complete surprise! He rubbed his hands the way an evil villain might in some old anime.

Soon the door opened and one of the combat maids walked in, it was Shizu! Peroroncino nodded at how cute she looked, and how flat she was...already they were off to a great start! He'd have to reward Sebas for this great first choice! Shizu sat on the couch that was opposite his chair. Peroroncino sat back in a professional manner, he really did have questions to ask before the real part began.

"Hello, Shizu!" She just nodded back to him. Not very talkative is she? He thought. He looked at some papers that were in front of him, just some reminders he'd had Sebas write up for him. It made this whole charade somewhat business-like. he looked at the nice fabric of the couch that she sat upon, it was a shame it was gonna get stains all over it, it looked very well made.

"So, now that I have you alone, I would like to know, how does Momonga and Myself once being a human effect you?" Peroroncino asked. While he may have given Momonga a hard time about asking opinions, it was mainly in the group setting that was a bad idea. In a group people will act and say what they expect the group and their friends to say, they will sometimes not speak their hearts! But in a one on one setting, people sometimes tended to be more forthcoming.

"I have no opinion on the matter." She said, Peroroncino nodded. Fair enough.

"Okay next question, and please be honest as this is important for me that I know how you really feel okay? If either myself or Momonga asked you to sleep with us, what would your response be?" Peroroncino asked. Shizu shook her head no.

"It is irrelevant, I do not require sleep, so... I do not sleep," Peroroncino frowned, seems he'd have to be more literal with this one. he thought for a second as he chose his wording better.

"Okay, but if I asked you to have sexual intercourse with me... how would you respond?" He asked crossing his fingers. To answer him she stood up and pulled down her underwear and lifted up her skirt! Shizu! You read my heart! You read my heart! He was already becoming excited, to think he'd lose his virginity to a robot girl!

Alright! this was what i was hoping for! He cheered in his mind. However...

"I am an automaton, I have no sexual reproductive system... I cannot mate." She said plainly, showing him that she was basically a Barbie Doll down there... nothing of interest. He leaned back disappointed. He wove to her.

"Okay Shizu, thanks for your time, you may leave," He said, she just got up and left without saying anything.

"Well, that was a strike..." He sighed loudly and contacted Sebas again. Hopefully, he'd have better luck with the next lovely girl that got sent in, he had to catch himself as he was beginning to drool just thinking of who it might be!

"Okay Sebas, send in the next girl!" He said getting excited again, there were no other robots, everyone else should be good to go! The door opened up again and another flat, young and cute battle maid walked in! It was Entoma! She looked adorable... yet Peroroncino knew the truth of what she really was like... She walked in and sat on the couch. She had a green cookie in her hands and munched on it as she stared at him. She held it out to him, offering him the rest. He politely declined.

"Hello, Entoma!" Peroroncino greeted her. She took another bite from her green cookie. and looked at him with unchanging eyes. So long as she kept that cute mask on and didn't revert to her "spider form" he'd be able to make this work, probably...

"Helllloooo, Loooord, Peroroncinooooo!" She said in a cute voice, Peroroncino smiled at how adorable she sounded, and yet...

"Uh, so um... Entoma? Uh... what do YOU think of me and Momonga once being human?" Peroroncino asked, leaning back again, trying to act professionally once more. Entoma seemed to be thinking as she took another bite. it was weird how she always seemed to be looking in the same spot.

"Were youuuu tasttyyyy?" She finally asked, he could see this was not going to go well either... then he thought about it...

"Uh, Entoma... how does your species mate?" He asked. She took a few seconds to think once again.

"After the male relesesesss hisss ssseeeed into meee, I killll him and lay myyyy eggs in hisss chesssst cavity sooo my young willll have plentyyyy to eeeat whennn theyyy hatch!" She said in an all too cute voice. Besides how that sounded, Peroroncino was not about to have kids... especially thousands of them!

"Thank you, you may leave." She also got up and left, but gave him a wave and bow before walking out his room's door. he frowned at his repeated bad luck.

"Okay, we're batting 0/2..." with a sigh he contacted Sebas again. He asked Sebas to send in the next girl. This time a strange and bloated creature walked it, it's pale green skin looked sick... it was Neuronist...Peroroncino stopped her at the door.

"That's ok... you can leave." He said slamming his head on the desk hard enough to do 1 point of damage. She left in a grumbling huff. Was Sebas doing this on purpose? By now his initial excitement had been worn down. It had been a huge mistake to not go over the order... but it was only a matter of time till he got someone who was... normal. And he was right! The door opened and in walked a cute girl. It was Aura... she walked over and sat on the couch with her hands placed on her knees that sat straight out. Her ears bounced slightly in expected questioning.

"Hello Aura," he said in a friendly manner. She smiled at his greeting and gave a cute wave back.

"Hello Lord Peroroncino! How are you doing?" She asked in a chipper tone. Maybe it was the three strikes in a row... or the fact that he saw his older sister when he looked at Aura, bit oddly enough... he felt zero sexual arousal when looking at her.

"Um, I am fine Aura, thanks for asking, and you?" he asked she shrugged to show she was fine. He had separate questions prepared for her so he had been expecting to talk with her at some point, her timing was just bad is all.

"So Aura... how do you feel about me? Please be honest as you can," Aura frowned for a second and thought, after a while, she had prepared her statement.

"Lord Peroroncino is the little brother of my creator Lady Bukubukuchagama... so I feel like he is family to me. I was warned by many people that I should be careful around Lord Peroroncino, for some reason, although I do not know why exactly. I think he should listen to Lord Momonga more and is too easy going." Her statement sounded like a recording... and she was right, when he looked at Aura he felt as though she was a sister to him... and brother x sister hentai was defiantly NOT one of his fetishes... yet again Sebas had sent someone who Peroroncino could not interview properly. While it bothered him that she was told to be wary of him... he did get it, under normal circumstances, he'd be all over Aura... legal lolis were the best he thought!

"Alright... I have a question then... if I gave you an order, no matter what it was... would you follow it?" Aura nodded right away.

"Yes Lord Peroroncino, I would do whatever you asked of me." She said, still sitting up straight on the couch. Just for a second her thought something he even felt shame as thinking, so let it go.

"And I assume the same goes for Momonga?" As expected she nodded.

"Okay then Aura... let's pretend there is a powerful enemy, and one of us told you to attack the enemy, while the other one told you to run away... who would you listen to?" He asked. He wondered if her personal taste would override her decision-making process. She thought for a second. the question was meant to be unfair.

"Uh, well what happens if I attack it? How strong is this enemy?" She asked with a worried look on her face.

"Who knows? You have to decide who to listen to, and you have no idea which of us is right." She thought long and hard again. She seemed to be playing out this fight in her head... against an enemy that was not real.

"I guess it depended on what would be lost if I ran... if I was protecting Mare... I would stay and fight no matter what... even if you both told me to run away, I would never abandon Mare!" She said getting to her feet and holding her hands up in fists, he saw the protective big sister in her come out.

"Um... alright lets put this a different way... let's say there are two roads. I tell you to go left, and Momonga tells you to go right, and they lead to the same place and are the same road in every way, other than they run parallel to one another, who's road do you walk down?" Now he felt like he was a teacher giving her some weird math problem. She thought long and hard and was about to say something.

"And you can't coin flip either, has to be a choice, no randomly chosen for you," he said and she went back to thinking. Finally, she seemed ready to answer.

"Well... my mother always told me, that you would always look out for her, and that she trusted you more than anyone in the world... she gave you a hard time, but only because she wanted the best from you... she would talk to me and Mare all the time about how she would purposely try to get hired for jobs that she knew you would "want to use"... never was sure what that meant..." Aura said with a thinking look.

I KNEW IT! He cried in his mind... she would do that on purpose! If he could talk to her right now he'd... he just realized that he would never see his sister again.

"Okay, so you would choose my road then?" He asked surprised, and a little shocked at how highly his sister thought of him behind his back, it made a pang of regret hit his heart when he realized he'd never get to see her again probably. She was the one thing in the old world he did not care to leave behind.

"Nope, I'd choose Lord Momonga's path because she also said you were stupid sometimes and would always make bad choices!" She said laughing and falling back on the couch, her legs kicking up an down and she held her stomach in gut splitting laughter. Peroroncino was not amused by this burn his sister had sent to this world with him.

He forced a smile and told her she could leave, she hopped off the couch and bowed then left, still giggling underneath her breath. Peroroncino hit his head three more times into the table as hard as he could. He just stayed that way for a while until Sebas contacted him.

"Lord Peroroncino? Would you like me to send the next girl in?" Sebas asked... Peroroncino decided he'd give this one more shot before calling it a day, his luck had to turn at some point.

"Yes, Sebas... send her in..." He groaned. He had no faith in Sebas anymore! The girl that walked in was... normal... to a degree, however...

"Hello Lord Peroroncino, how are you doing today?...er um, woof!" Peroroncino wasn't too sure how to feel about this one. On one hand, she was like him now... a human-animal hybrid. She had the body shape of a middle-aged woman but the sewn together face of a dog... no matter how he looked at it, this too just wasn't in his list of fetishes either, furries was also a fetish he had no interest in.

"Hello, Pestonia, I am well, thank you for asking... uh... what's up?" That was literally the only question he could think of. She looked straight up at the ceiling.

"Are you asking me what the word "up" means? Or what is above me?" Peroroncino kicked himself... obviously, slang would not work on ones that were programmed to take his every word as law. He just shook his head, but then he had a jolt of inspiration and a brilliant question came to mind.

"Don't worry about it, forget I asked... what I really would like to know it, who was behind you? As in who's next to be interviewed by me?" She thought for a second and smiled best she could.

"If memory serves me right, I do believe it was Negredo, the older sister of Albedo... er, woof!" Peroroncino squeezed his eyes shut... of course that who it would be, why not just send him Albedo then?...but he sends the weird girl with no freakin skin on her face? Another fetish that did nothing for him! Also as she was a nice NPC he could guess her answers. Same goes for Pestonia here, she liked humans regardless of who they were.

"Thank you Pestonia, that will be all, also please tell Nigredo I will not be interviewing her... um today, so she may go back to her floor." Pestonia bowed and did as instructed. Peroroncino was doing a mental checklist in his head... that really should be all the created NPC's... how had Sebas not managed to send even one of the 41 homunculus maids? By sheer chance, he should have gotten one fo them by now!

"This is it Sebas!... Not even your evil list can beat me now! I've accounted for every other female in Nazarick... no matter who walks through that door, it should be "go time!" He said to himself out loud and laughed evilly... who would it be he wondered?

He gave his opponent the order to send the next one in. The door opened and in flew a weird looking creature, a pink flying fetus with a halo and sticks for wings, the guardian of the 8th floor, Victim. Peroroncino was just confused... was Victim even female? Wait did it even have a gender?

"Oh... uh hello, Victim..." Peroroncino greeted it awkwardly. Sebas must have thought Victim was a female... or wasn't sure and decided to err on the side of caution? Either way... Sebas had proven to be the better opponent today... Peroroncino's will was dashed now, after all too many let downs... he was done for the day. He just dropped his head and wove to Victim without looking up.

"That'll be alright Victim, please return to your floor..." he moaned and the thing left without saying a word, which was fine. He cast a [MESSAGE] to Momonga. He'd pick this up tomorrow... he thought.

"Hey... what are you doing?" he asked.

"Just still testing spells out with Demiurge and Mare, are you done already? Figured you'd be uh... busy all day." Momonga said. Peroroncino shook his head at the air.

"No, I ran into someone more cunning than I... anyway, nothing has happened like that yet..." Momonga seemed to not grasp the situation and was confused.

"Anyway, just thought I'd let you know I'm free if you wanna hang out later," Peroroncino said as he picked up one of his old feathers and blew at it, it sailed away, looping through the air.

"Yeah okay, let me finish up here and we'll decide on what to do then, sound good?" Peroroncino agreed that was fine and [MESSAGE] ended. He laughed at home much it reminded him of talking on the phone. Well as he was no longer horny... something he could rarely say, he'd go offer Sebas his "GG". in this game. Peroroncino concentrated on his ring and was transported to where Sebas was, in his office. he did not seem surprised by the sudden appearance of Peroroncino.

"Hello my Lord, how are you doing after the interviews?" Peroroncino folded his arms.

"Oh yeah... play dumb Sebas... but I'm onto your game... you may have outsmarted me this day!" Peroroncino said pointing at the butler. The look of utter confusion was almost undetectable on his stone chiseled face.

"Playing dumb? Outsmarted?" Sebas was acting like he didn't know what he was on about.

"Oh, alright... play it that way, just know this Sebas..." he leaned in toward him, Sebas leaned in as well attentively.

"Yes my Lord?" He asked. Peroroncino just stared at him in silence for a few seconds, then he pointed at him once more.

"I'm on to you..." Peroroncino whispered, then walked away. Sebas stood in silence blinking. He had no idea what that was about, Lord Peroroncino was on him? What? Sebas tried to piece together the words his Lord had used, but he had no idea what he spoke about. But it seemed he was done taking interviews today at any rate. Sebas stood straight and cast [MESSAGE].

"It seems Lord Peroroncino has finished his interviews for the day, so you won't be getting called today, sorry to make you wait." Sebas apologized to the girl who was next in line.

"Yes, Shalltear he told me this himself... then please also tell Albedo she too will not be going with you... I don't know why...why did you want to do a duel interview anyway, seems odd to me... okay... very good Mistress Shalltear," Sebas finished his message to Shalltear. He silently wondered just what job Lord Peroroncino was attempting to fill anyway?