CHAPTER ELEVEN: There be Dragons
Jin leaned back in his chair thinking. Things had gotten serious when he was messing around, and if not for Suzuki... he looked at the door in front of that was his office door. He waiting and soon it opened. Yuri Alpha casually walked in and took a seat on the couch.
"So Yuri, we haven't really had a chance to uh, talk. How are you doing?" He started the interview casually. She gave a nod.
"I am doing well Master Peroroncino ." a simple answer for a simple question.
"So Yuri, now that we have a bit of time on our hands, I'm continuing my interviews of the females here at Nazarick." He explained.
"Yes, it is why I am here, after all, you scheduled this meeting and the rest through me." Right... that was dumb to tell her that...
"Lord Momonga has informed us of your decision to be his 'advisor' of sorts. If this meeting was to tell me that..." He shook his head.
"No, everyone should be aware that "Lord" is no longer my official title here, but if you may really refer to me in any way you want I don't mind... though Shalltear refuses to call me by any other name..." Yuri gave no sign. Jin furrowed his brow.
"Anyway... I was just curious about some things... well just one thing really. I would like to know your honest answer if I were to ask you if you wanted to sl... have sex with me," she again did not react but just thought then gave a slight nod.
"I would." She said simply, but her lack of motivation in her voice did not convince Jin.
"Would you really?"
"I would."
"Would you enjoy sex with me even," he asked. She thought about it. and nodded.
"I would." But her lack of energy was a huge downer for him. He put his elbows on his desk, resting his head on his hands.
"Alright, but other than that... is there anything you need to do your job better? Or just something you'd like to have in general?" Jin wanted to get to know the females of Nazarick more, and not JUST in a physical sense. She shook her head.
"All our needs have long been met, and I require nothing personal." He frowned, he had a feeling he'd get this answer from a lot of the girls here.
"Sure, but... what do you WANT? Maybe to go on an adventure with me and Lupusgenina and Narberal have?" Yuri shook her head.
"That would interfere in my tasks here at Nazarick." She simply stated. Jin was getting a major "big sister" vibe from Yuri.
"Out of curiosity Yuri, do you find anyone here in Nazarick attractive?" Jin was annoyed that none of the citizens of Nazarick ever wanted to hook up with one another... it would seem only Momonga and himself were on their plates as far as attraction went.
"I find Lord Momonga's power and wisdom attractive." He waited for his compliment but it never came. So she's a Suzuki fan girl eh? Hand's off! Jin had decided that if any NPC was attracted to Momonga and not him, he would not make any advances on them... his next goal was to get Suzuki laid, whether he wanted to or not! Jin laughed evilly which seemed to confuse Yuri.
"While I have you there is one thing I've noticed... my personal maids..." He said wanting to bring up an issue.
"Yes Lord Peroroncino? Do they displease you in any way?" she asked now finally showing emotion.
"No, I was just wondering who the humculouse maids like to ser...
"Lord Momonga, they all are alway asking to serve him."
"Really... and not me?"
"No, it would seem they all fear you would try to grope them too much,"
"Oh? And they would not like that?" he asked surprised, their setting were the most open as far as who they liked and such as they were made to serve all the supreme beings equally.
"No, it's the contrary... they all wish you to grope them, but then they would wish to sleep with you, and that is not in their job description Lord Peroroncino... so I cannot allow them to do activities that would keep them from working." She said in a stern voice.
Wait... Suzuki was saying how he would like to give the NPCs days off, but didn't know how to bring it up as they considered that punishment for some reason... there may be an opportunity here.
"I don't want to step on Momonga's toes here... but he may or may not bring up the concept of a day off..." Concern immediately grew on her face, sure THIS she gets emotional for...
"Have I offended you, Master Peroroncino, that you would make me not work for an entire day?" She looked worried. He mentally facepalmed. The sense of duty that the NPCs held was too high! But that was his slacker nature's opinion... in truth Nazarick only ran as well as it did thanks to the tireless efforts of the maids and everyone else.
"No, nothing like that... it would be more of a day off... for example... say one... or all... of the homunculus maids wished to sleep with me, IF they had a day off... then they could spend it..." He was saying but a huge smile appeared on Yuri's face and she cut him off.
"Resting so they could server Lord Momomga better! A fantastic idea, although they really do not require rest... but if you..." It was Jin's turn to cut Yuri off.
"Right! but if they wanted to use that day of rest... they could rest on me..." Just laughed at his own joke, but Yuri did not crack a smile... though crowd... he thought with a sad feeling his joke failed.
"I'm just saying..."
"Yes Master Peroroncino, I believe I understand what you are insinuating... I will relay the message to them... should the concept of a day off be brought up by Lord Momonga or Master Sebas." She said as she pushed her glasses up, makign them reflect the light...
"Well, as I have you here, let me give you my personal thanks for cleaning up after... uh, Shalltear and myself." She only nodded in grace. Jin cocked his head at her... she was lovely, without a doubt... but she just didn't arouse anything in him... All he saw was a kind of strict older stepsister when he looked at her... not his fetish. Also, she boasted one of the biggest bust sizes in all of Nazarick, again not really his thing... hard pass.
"Well I won't keep you from your work, you may leave, thanks for your time and honesty Yuri, I'd like to talk more if you find the time" She rose and bowed then excused herself. He laughed... he really liked Yuri! Too bad she wouldn't want to adventure with him... he could see himself actually becoming friends with her and hanging out... not something he would try to with females usually... she sort of reminded him od Suzuki now that he thought about it more... DEFINITE hard pass!
He checked off Yuri's name mentally. But heard a snickering laugh from behind him.
"Awww! I thought I was gonna get to see you and Yuri get it on!" A voice came from behind him making him yell out in surprise, Lupurgeina appeared behind him, canceling her [INVISABILITY] when she spoke. A classic move of hers.
"Jeez! Lupu! you scared me!" He grabbed his beating heart, she just burst out into laughter, stretching with her arms in the air, this made her nice breasts stick out a bit Jin noticed, they defiantly weren't bad... as far as "big boobs" were concerned.
"Sorry Master Peroroncino, I was just hoping to get a free show." She said with a guilty smile and little twirl like she was in mid-dance, this positioned her right next to Peroroncino.
"Just a show? Where do I stand with you Lupu? I'm curious if your flirting is just for fun or..." Jin asked but Lupusregina smiled, moved her hips a bit and pair of silken panties fell lightly to the ground beneath her legs. She walked over to him and sat on his lap draping her arms over his shoulders with a seductive smile on her face.
"I would do anything I can to please the supreme beings!" She whispered as she began grinding her hips into his lap. Was she giving him a lap dance? Lupusregina pulled her maid outfit down, revealing her large perfect breasts. She leaned in shoving them into Jin's face as she gyrated her hips back and forth roughly on his lap. She could feel him.
"Oh!" Jin exclaimed as she pulled his covering over, and getting to her goal.
"I see you like this Master Pero?" Lupusregina growled as she grabbed both her breasts and squeezed them into his face, his beak sinking into her softness. Big breasts had their benefits too! he thought.
"HAAA!" they both let out the same cry of passion She grit her teeth. Put her arms around his neck and smothered Jin with her chests as she kept at it. She realized a heavy orgasm was already on it's way! His eyes went wide with how fast she had reached her peak. She roughly dug her fingers into his chest, but due to their level difference, she wasn't able to hurt him.
She pushed her body from his, holding him down in the chair, he was trying to remain quiet as she was enjoying this, she was biting her lip and making low moaning sounds.
"Is.. there... anything... I ... can do... to ... help?" Jin grunted between her amazing dancing. She raked her fingernails hard down his chest, disappointed again that she couldn't hurt him, but working her hips as hard as she could.
"Just let me have fun!" She screamed out as she climaxed again and again in several seconds.
"Fun..." she said over and over as she looked at the ceiling feeling her biggest climax yet on the way... god she wished she could hurt him!... maybe next time she'd get buffed by her sister...
She finally cried out for her last and loudest time.
"HA...ha...ha..." She let out cute lewd moans with every push she forced into herself. Until he was at his limit. He started patting her back, signaling that it was time, she seemed to be too wrapped up in her own pleasure to notice.
"Um... I'm ready to..." he tried to warn her, but the hungry look in her eyes told him she wanted him to finish inside. She nodded vigorously that she wanted it.
"GUUU!" he made a stupid noise and even stupider face as he finished, his wings began to beat by themselves, this would happen when did this in his bird form.
"Turn human..." she purred softly, he cast [POLYMORPH], curious as to what she had planned.
"We can't kiss in your bird form Master Peroroncino..." she explained.
Lupusregina pressed her warm mouth to his and moaned as they french kissed. They sat kissing lewdly like this for a while as they caught their breath, both were breathing heavily and sweating.
"I can still go again..." he told her but she booped his nose with a finger in a cute manner.
"Sorry Lord Peroroncino, I can't truly get off if I can't hurt you... this was for your enjoyment!" She laughed, wide-eyed he wondered what a true Lupuregina climax would feel like? he'd have to find a way to debuff himself next time...
Lupusregina giggled as she sat up.
He realized that Lupueregina had just answered most of his questions he was going to ask her after "what do you think of me"... all nineteen of them, there was just one more he wanted to ask before she left... but she walked over to her panties, picked them off the floor and wrapped them around his head, making sure her crotch area was where his nose was.
"There, you look like the pervert we all know you are now!" She cried out in laughter. As she walked out of the room. He laughed, taking her underwear off his face and storing them in his desk. She walked out giving him a wave goodbye and a wink with a cute blown kiss. He suddenly realized he only wanted Lupusregina as his personal maid... he'd ask Sebas if that was okay when he came back from his "bait mission" in the Re-Estize kingdom.
She'd just answered his last question unknowingly anyway so there was no reason to hold her up. There was the matter of gifting Shalltear, it should bring her spirits up as he'd felt she was "down in the dumps" lately
He'd been so busy with her resurrection that he completely forgot the gift he got her! Jin used his ring to teleport to an area of Nazarick. He was in a room that had a bed and a chair in it, on the bed was a naked woman with short blonde hair, it was the one called Clementine. She was gagged so couldn't talk but she glared at him with hatred in her eyes. He'd left her like this for Shalltear but forget all about her. He casually walked over to the chair and spun it around sitting on it reverse wise so he could rest his arms and head on the back of the chair.
"Hello, Clementine, sorry to leave you down here like this but we got busy... anyway how are you doing?" He teased her knowing she could only give him muffled yelling. He looked at the gag and carefully removed it, she made a loud spitting noise then growled at him.
"Just take me and get it over with!" She spat. He was insulted, forcing himself on a woman was not something he was into. Though by the way saw was tied up her guess was a good one, splayed apart with her ankles tied to either end of her bed with her wrists bound together, above and behind her head, the rope was looped around her neck so that if she lowered her arms to much she'd begin to choke herself. He figured her arms must be killing her by now.
"Relax, I ain't gonna do that to you... I can't promise my friend won't... you see she has some weird fetishes... but as I plan to give you her as a gift... you'll find out about them soon enough. She just spat at him, it kind of turned him on.
"What the hell are you? Why could I not kill you?" She asked. This was something she'd been obsessing over in this room. he chuckled.
"Clem, Imma tell you a secret... not only were not able to "kill me" you weren't even doing a single tick of damage," he explained to her laughing. Her eyes went wide with shock.
"I saw you bleeding! You were... you even drank that weird healing potion!" She was saying when suddenly Jin was covered in blood and injuries... the same injuries and blood he had afflicted to him during their fight. He opened his arms so she could examine him better.
"Sorry but I was just acting it up... also all this injury and blood you see is just illusion, it's pretty handly into fooling other players into thinking you have low H.P. when you really are fine." he laughed, she'd fallen for some day one trickery!
"So then..." her mind trying to accept what he was saying... how could something like this exist?
"That's right, I was just baiting you along till I could capture you, I never was even trying to hit you... just give your boobs a little grope.
"But I'm really slow on the ground, so didn't get this chance. She just remained silent in shock... she'd never been toyed with like that... or this!
"So, I just thought I'd come down here and fill you in on how useless and weak you are compared to me... to us!" He laughed as he gave her wink.
"Anyway, I have other things to get to... you look comfortable here! Shalltear will be along soon, so you won't be too lonely down here, don't worry!" He told her as he gagged her. He patted her head and chuckled as he walked out of the room. While it was true, the suffering of women didn't do it for him... he liked to see stuck up bitches like her get put in their place as well, any way Shalltear would like her, she had a thing for short blondes.
Momonga had just finished sending his messengers to all the Lizardmen tribes, taunting them into joining forces and to offer a nice show of death for the supreme one. As he gave them eight days to prepare for their doom... the next eight days around Nazarick were mostly prep work. Momonga had tasked Cocytus with the extermination of the Lizardmen so he was currently setting up his post from were to command his campaign.
The check-in clerk in the adventures guild sat in silence as she saw the four newly anointed adamantite class adventures of team Ainz Ooal Gown talk about which next big job they should take.
Momon, Ji Joe, Lupu, and Nabe stood in front of the adventure board. They had asked a local to read off the adamantite level jobs but nothing really drew them in.
"What about the basilisk? That one seemed to really get that kids heart pumping." Momon said, Nabe and Lupu immediately agreed, Ji Joe did not seem so pleased.
"Yeah, that's a good job and all... but what about something even bigger? Something that will make people's heads spin so hard we never have to prove our worth ever again?" Momon seemed curious by what Ji Joe had in mind. The clerk was curious as well, as that was easily the hardest job listed. She was amazed they were made adamntite class instead of at least Mythril, they said because there were four of them the decision to promote came much faster, even the loud mouth from before that Ji Joe had humiliated spoke up for them now.
"Alright Master, what did you have in mind?" Lupu asked bumping her hips affectionately into him. The clerk gave a smug smile... so at least those two were an item... a Teacher-Student relationship? How lewd! This would make amazing gossip later on!
"Well, what if we did something crazy big, like the way you rode into town on Hamsuke..." Ji Joe said.
"What other magical beasts are there that we could tame? Wait... you just want a beast for yourself, don't you?" Momon asked, hitting the nail right on the head.
"Well yeah, you and Nabe always ride Hamsuke, and...
"...and I ride master!" Lupu said burst out laughing. Hmmm, must just be a physical relationship if she's that open and crude about it. Ji Joe just roughly spanked her behind, she jumped with a yelp. Nabe sneered at this and looked away... clearly that one did not approve of their relationship. Or at least the obvious public display they were putting on.
"Lupu..." Momon said like he wanted to say more but didn't. Lupu bowed quickly to him and apologized... that was a bit odd, but Momon was said to be the leader after all. She herself would like to talk to Ji Joe as she heard he was a bit of a flirt... maybe she could use a relationship[ like that to increase her pull around here? She wondered, then looking at Lupu and frowning... she was far better looking and womanly than the clerk was... she sighed, why would he eat bread when he had cake...
"Well what about those Frost Dragons Ninya told us about on the way to Carne that one time? If we came flying into town on a coup of those bad boys... imagine what people would think of us? Just sayin... I would like a mount of my own... but you might get one as well? I mean... unless you like riding around on a giant hams..." Ji Joe was saying until he was interrupted.
"We'll go look for the dragons!" Momon quickly announced, bit too loudly. Lupu smiled and lightly punched Nabe's shoulder who looked further annoyed but said nothing.
"But... they were said to be on top of that mountain way to the north, how do you plan on getting there... that would be quite the excursion for only a rumor." Momon wisely reminded his friend.
"No, I had Nigre..." Momon stamped on Ji Joe's foot to silence him, she wondered what this Nigre thing might be?
"Um... I had our friend with "the face" do a little recon, she said she saw them there... like four or five." Ji Joe said, talking about some weird things she didn't understand... clearly magic. Momon seemed to ponder this.
"I see... but still the time it would take..." Momon tried to object.
"Uh, so what? We're talking about getting freakin Dragons as mounts here Momon... this would be time well invested... but only if you agree of course." Ji Joe said putting an end to his pitch. Momon concentrated on this for a bit.
"I mean, we also have other ways of getting there in a hurry..." Ji Joe slyly said, but the clerk guessed he was talking about the spell [FLY], a third tier spell! If they could all use that spell... or maybe one can cast it on many? She had no idea, it was such a powerful and amazing wonder!
"Alright, Ji Joe... you've sold me on this Dragon idea, frost dragons too... you think we could really handle them?"
"We've killed dragons before (he's talking about YGGDRASIL). You think the one in this wor...place will be that much stronger? I bet we slap them around like it's nothing... at worst we get a decent workout and we just kill them or retreat... I bet they won't trouble... but uh, I don't know this for sure so..." he said now rethinking his own proposal.
"No Ji Joe, you are right, we should seek challenges out worthy of out skill and power," Momon said nodding and they left, not taking any jobs. the clerk couldn't believe her ears! they were going to get Dragons... as pets! DRAGONS! Her mouth salivated at the news she had overheard, how team Ainz Ooal Gown were about to get killed foolishly trying to tame dragons!
The foursome walked the streets discussing the plan and the best and fastest way to get there, they both decided that having Aura along would be a good idea as well.
"Okay, so it's you, me, Lupu, Nabe, Aura and... who else?" Jin asked. Momonga thought for a bit.
"Well someone "tanky" would be nice..." jin clapped loudly at this suggestion.
"PERFECT! We'll take Albedo! great idea!" Momonga wove his hands.
"W...wait... I... She has her duties in Nazarick, she runs the daily..." Momonga began but was cut off.
"Yeah I'm super aware of what she does, and I happen to know we have many very bored maids... and I also happen to know that with the organizational skills of Yuri Alpha, combined with the raw knowledge stored in Shizu... those two combined could make a good substitute for Albedo for a few days at least! there's literally no excuse not to bring her along, as you said... we're all a bunch of squishes." Jin said mentally fist pumping that he'd get Suzuki and Albedo together, keeping her locked up in Nazarick was no fun for a girl that smart. Momonga sighed... which meant he agreed.
"Okay, then we'll add Albedo to the list... anyone else?" Jin thought for a second.
"No, we have a very solid team with those two added to our group... we should be back before you even know it... now that I think about it... Aura always wanted a dragon, right? It's not fair that Mare only have one." Jin said thinking about when he last spoke to Aura.
"Okay, I'll have Albedo send out the word and we'll get what items we need for the trip... oh that reminds me Jin, we still need to get you outfitted with a world item. Jin nodded at this, now that they knew world items were "a thing" having a world item on your person (or in your personal inventory as not all could be "equipped") was a great countermeasure to overpowered attacks.
"Alright... guess the soon the better on that one... I'll go to the treasury right now, I'll [MESSAGE] P.A. to pick one out for me... man that guy has great taste!" Jin said casting [MESSAGE] then [TELEPORTATION] when they were in a spot where nobody could see them.
Upon arrival at the entrance, Pandora's Actor was already waiting for him with a world item in hand. It was actually one of "the twenty" and he saw why Pandora's Actor had chosen this particular item.
"What's up P.A.?" Jin said greeting him warmly.
"Guten tag Mein Führe!" Pandora's actor said loudly and dramatically, clucking his heels together and saluting. Jin dramatically returned his salute and talked as if he were a general, making his voice sound gruff.
"At ease soldier! Now I see you picked me "Hearts Content"... one of "the twenty" no less?" Jin said impressed, he'd always wanted to use that one... but it's effect would be... troublesome in this world if not carefully planned.
"YES! Mein Führe! With thiz, I believe no entity, alive or undead... would be able to harm anyone you are With... however..."
"Yeah, it probably would be gone after that... so I better only use it under dire circumstances!" Jin said thinkign about where it would go now that they are no longer in YGGDRASIL... Would it go to a random place in a world that it did not belong to or even in? Would he be allowed to exploit it's uses and use a "one-time use" item infinitely thanks to an unknown effect like how "wish upon a star" ring worked differently in this world than in YGGDRASIL? Would it simply not activate at all, and it's only use is immunity to world items? He cared not to find out, as he might find that answer out naturally one day.
"By the way P.A... why did you choose me one of "the twenty"? Jin asked. Pandor's Actor adjusted his hat and spun dramatically sending the slaps of his jacket... so freakin cool! Jin thought to himself... he'd have to copy that move!
"We only have Zwei World itemz left! Az Führe Momonga has bestowed all of the available "normal" itemz to the Floor Gaurdianz. Und, those Zwei are both the highezt power... Ich decided that "heartz Content" fit you bezt... given your... nature Mein Führe!" Jin nodded with another salute to Pandora's Actor then teleported to where Shalltear would be waiting for him, he wanted to give her Clementine before they headed out. (I am sorry to any German readers . )
Shalltear was sitting in her room by herself, she had all her vampire bride strung up and crying out down in the dungeon her Lord had made for her... but it just didn't bring her heart any joy anymore to see them suffer, so she simply left. When her Lord had told her what had happened she nearly committed suicide right there! Not only had she hurt Lord Momonga, the most beutiful man she'd seen and even loved... but she's even killed her other Lord Pero, the other man she loved EVEN MORE! She was the worst is all she could think.
"I AM the worst... Lord Peroroncino shows me, love... Lord Momonga shows me mercy... after I betrayed them both... I don't deserve to be loved!" She cried out. There came a knock at her door, she walked over frowning, but lit up as soon as she saw who it was.
"Lord Peroroncino!" She exclaimed and threw her arms around him, then she sniffed him a few times.
"Lord Peroroncino was having fun with... Lupusregina I see! How naughty!" She purred with a naughty smile. he laughed and was glad she was not the jealous type, they agreed to an open relationship in case Momonga wanted to marry her at any point... he kinda felt he was getting the better deal out of this... but whatever!
"Well, I know you've been feeling sad, so I got you something, meet me in the room next to your dungeon." Shalltear's eyes lit up like two red moons.
"What is it?" he just laughed and patted her head, making her blush.
"Well if you'd just go there..." and she was gone! he joined her using his Ring of Ainz Ooal Gown. Shalltear was already straddling the bound and gagged Clementine with a hungry look in her eye.
"I LOVE HER! Who is she?" Shalltear suddenly asked confused. Jin thought about what to say, his answer would determine how "hard" Shalltear treated Clementine, he decided on the worst answer.
"This one killed some human I was using, what more, she dared to lay her hands on me! Without my consent mind you!" He said, knowing this would earn Clementine the worst possible punishment Shalltear could think up. The look of a child who was just given a new toy turned to anger and rage as Shalltear put her face to the terrified face of Clementine.
"YOU DOG! I WILL TEACH YOU TO TOUCH MY LORD AND MAKER" Shalltear screamed at her, drool running down her mouth, the look of Clementine's face was a good one he decided.
"Okay well I have some things to get to Shalltear, I just wanted to drop her off to you so will feel better maybe, I'll talk to you later," he said closing the door behind him he vaguely made out a muffled scream before he teleported away to meet Suzuki and plan for their trip to the Azerlisis Mountains where Nigrido had spotted some frost dragons.