CHAPTER TWELVE: Pleasures of the flesh
Peroroncino sat in his chair, he was really looking forward to this next interview, it was an important one. Lupusregina opened his door for Albedo who walked in with grace and beauty, she thanked Lupu and sat on the couch in front of Jin. Jin smiled and she returned it with warmth.
"Hello, Master Peroroncino, to what do I owe this pleasure?" She asked, her bright yellow eyes squinting curiously at him.
"Well, first let me ask, how are you?" He opened with his usual, however, this interview would be much different than his last one.
"I weep that Lord Momonga does not take me in his arms, but I hope to someday understand what it is I am lacking that he will love me in turn...why?" There was a certain condensation to the way she said the last word.
"Well, for one I wanted to speak with you in private because I want you laid!" He said smiling. She gave him a wry smile back, he wondered if their messing with her really mattered as much as he thought... could they grow past them? That was an unsettling thought... which means Suzuki probably has thought about that already.
"Do you now?" She crossed her arms.
"Um, I mean get you laid by Momonga..." he explained. Her eyes lit up with a smile.
"DO YOU NOW?" Suddenly she was right up in his face, her wings were fluttering. He was surprised by this sudden flip of a switch in this one... classic yandere!
"Uh, yes... you see, the reason he has not returned your affections is two-fold. One, he's got some weird emotion regulation thing... if he begins feeling something too strongly, remnants from his human side he calls it, then they get suppressed, so you can only make him horny for like a second, then it's magically canceled, so don't feel bad, yeah? It's not you... it's literally him!" The look in her face turned to shock then thinking and she bowed.
"Thank you for enlightening me about my future husband Lord Peroroncino!" She said sofly in pleasure.
Now I'm Lord again? He thought laughing to himself.
"And second, I don't know if you noticed this yet Albedo but Momonga..." He leaned in like to whisper in her ear. She leaned in close... to hear the secret he had for her.
"...he's a skeleton!" He whispered. She leaned back disappointed in his joke. He of course laughed.
"What I mean by this is... he has no dick to fuck you with even if he wanted to!" He wanted to laugh, but that really isn't that funny... it's kinda funny. Albedo was blushing now and her eye's going back and forth like her brain was doing calculations at an insane rate.
"All this private information... I ... I don't know what to do with it!" She cried. He raised his hands.
"Well that's where big brother Jin comes in... as you know we are planning a trip to go dragon hunting soon, while on this trip I was thinking when we set up camp at some point, and you two are alone... I could [TRUE POLYMORPH] him into a species that had a libido and a functioning reproductive system, so for one hour, you'd have a real shot at seducing him and then having your way with him as well... what do you think?" She fell to her knees in front of him in tears.
"Lord Peroroncino!... I have misjudged you terribly! I mistook you for a lecherous, perverted, lazy, weakminded, foolish, silly..."
"OKAY! Jeez, Albedo! I get it..." He laughed, she was on point but he didn't need to be reminded of this constantly.
"But... I have been wrong, clearly, your wisdom and cunning are only second to Lord Momonga himself... I am the foolish one, my Lord! Please forgive this stupid ignorant woman! As you truly have the future of Nazarick in your heart! Yes! I see now how you are planning the future heir and royal echelons of this great tomb!... How could I be so blind if only..." He had to stop her, he had a feeling she would keep going on like this!
"Okay again, I get it Albedo! "I am great" trust me... I know this!" He said laughing, but she looked up at him with tears of joy running down her perfect cheeks. He put his hand out and wiped them away with his thumb, she smiled and giggled at his touch.
"So then my next question is this... which species would you prefer Su... Momonga to become?" She shook her head.
"If it is a species that is willing and able to mate with me I do not care, make him a minotaur for all I care!" Jin shuddered to think at the image of Albedo having sex for her first time with a HUGE minotaur dong... no! He cared for her too much... that could come later on down the road maybe...
"I know this, but the reason I ask is, if you get pregnant from this trist with our Leader... the child will be half succubi and half "whatever species you choose" so you are not really choosing your sexual appetite, but the future race/species of your potential child, you see?" The look in her eyes, while still crying tears of joy was true admiration and awe.
"My Lord... to think you have even thought of this much... I... I have to think on this matter for as long as I am able!" her eyes going wide and darting back and forth.
"Okay good, well then you are excused from this interview to think on that, and of course get ready for the trip." She stood up bowing deeper than she ever had before.
"Lord Peroroncino know this... from this day forward I shall love you as my father!" She cried and hugged him tightly.
Hmmm "love" could be interpreted in any way she wants he figured. Maybe messing with her systems was a good thing... If her original setting had been left to "She is a bitch" with her sexual appetite... Albedo would be slamming ass allover Nazarick! ...not that that was a bad thing or anything...
I'm starting to collect a real family here! he thought... but then thought of Hitomi and his emotions took a dive... he still wished she was here to scold him at his bad behavior... he'd screw around sometimes purely to get a reaction out of her... good times.
"My Lord? is something wrong?" Albedo asked as she saw he had tears coming down his face... shit he was in his human form still...
"Ah... no, I just got something in my eyes..." Really? thats what you come up with you idiot? he yelled at himself. Jin wove his hands.
"I'll be fine Albedo, go get ready," he said drying his eyes and nose on Lupusreginas underwear... these were better than any handkerchief! She still seemed confused and concerned at his sudden dip in emotions but bowed again nd left, giving one last concerned look over her shoulder before leaving. As soon as she was gone he slammed his hand on his table.
"Damnit... out of nowhere like this..." he couldt stop the flow of tears but just put his head down on his desk feeling a bit depressed. He felt better after a few hours and was already packed before any of the others. They had decided to [GATE] to the foothill of the mountain then scale or fly up it till they met the Dragons, which apparently would not be hard to find as they took up residence in the old remains of an old kingdom it looked like.
"Everyone here?" Jin looked around. The six-person group was ready to go out and wrangle them some frost dragons! Everyone rose their hands and nodded, it was time. They pulled Shalltear away from breaking in her new toy long enough to cast [GATE] for them after showing her the area they wanted to go to with scrying magic. They stepped through quickly and were at the base of a huge mountain range, and there was a very noticeable peak, and that was their goal.
"Alright, everyone have their [FLY] amulets that need them?" Momomga asked brandishing his own. Aura, and Lupusregina held up theirs with smiles. Everyone else either knew [FLY] magic or actual wings they could fly with.
"We should send scouts ahead of us to check everyth..."
"LET'S SET UP CAMP!" Albedo cried out suddenly. Jin looked at her in disbelief! She was going to ruin everything, he sent her a [MESSAGE].
"Albedo! Chill! You're going to tip him off that something's up..." he mentally told her.
"OH! Lord Peroroncino you are right! Please..."
"Also, don't call me Lord, he'll think somethings up maybe..."
"As expected! Lord Peroroncino is wise!" She said back in his mind.
"Okay Momonga, why not set up uh camp... while I fly around looking for a path we can take, if not we'll just fly to the peak, not as fun but..." Damn now he was sounding suspicious... walking around fun? But Momonga was nodding in agreement.
"It seems you share my thirst for adventure as well Jin! I was glad you suggest this route, it will as you say... fun!" Jin realized that Momonga was enjoying this after all... just wait till tonight Suzuki... you're gonna have lot's of "fun". He laughed like an evil villain in his mind, cackling like a mad man at his grand scheme to make his best friend finally lose his virginity! But really... he'd just feel like less of a creep if he wasn't the ONLY one taking advantage of the love of these amazing women who will do literally anythign to please!
"[CREATE FORTRESS]" Momonga rose his hands and a huge tower rose from the ground magically. Once fully formed it resembled a typical tower made of stone and masonry. They experimented with the door a bit but found that only Momonga could open and close the door. He needed a way to get Aura and Nabe away from those two without arousing suspicions.
"Nabe, can you assist Aura in searching the surrounding area? And I mean give it a reeeeallly good search! Like, don't come back until at least an hour and a half, understood?" Jin asked, trying to sound as professional as possible. Aura gave him a look... damn she already knew he was planning something... that one was gonna be trouble at some point! Nabe however bowed and took off. Aura let her suspicious look linger on him for a bit but decided his request made sense after all and did as asked.
"Lupu wanna come with me?" he asked pointing to the mountain, she was in on the plan as well so need to lie to her, he was just acting natural!
"Hmmm, Master Peroroncino isn't me who makes you cum?' She laughed at her own bad lewd joke then turned to present her ass for him to smack, which he did, very hard. She purred with excitement... spanking huh, so that one of her turn-ons?
And with that, the stage was set! All he needed now was an answer to what species she wanted her, possible, child to be half of. He sent another [MESSAGE].
"Okay Albedo, have you thought of what you want him to be? I'm gonna do it then run away before he can kill me!" he laughed.
"Lord Peroroncino is far wiser than I could hope to be! I know this now, so it is in your graceful hands that I leave this most important of decisions, though I request it not be human... a low life span and all..." she said trying not to insult him. he took none at all to is, humans were weak after all.
"Got it! Anything not human or short life spanned"... a couple came to mind...
"Just be in position Albedo, it's gonna happen very soon," he informed her.
"Oh? And what position should I be in? Maybe bent over presenting myself?" he had a nice mental image of that...
"Uh, I don't think it will matter, anythign you do will work, trust me, I just mean be inside the fortress." She ran inside the tower as fast as he'd ever seen her move, which was good because Momonga seemed to not to notice as he was still looking up at the peak of the mountain.
"Hey, Suzuki? Can you come over here and try closing this door while you're on the inside. I wanna try something, an experiment of sorts." Jin lied as naturally as he breathed.
"Oh alright, Jin, what do you need me to do?" he asked. Jin pointed to a spot inside the tower.
"Just close the door here after I cast [POLYMORPH] I'm curious if it will recognize you as a none undead." Momonga thought that was a little odd as there was not much to gain from this info, but they did have time to kill, so it was fine to experiment.
"Okay Jin, wait what will you turn me into?" He asked, jin saw Albedo hiding in the corner of the large room the tower entered into. Jin began the spell but before Suzuki could recognize the cast bubble, Jin was already crushing a cash shop item in his hands, this the best use of this item he'd ever find!
"Wait... Jin what are you..." Momonga began before the spell took form. There was a flash and where there once was a skeletal Overlord now stood a Dark Elf version of Suzuki Satoru, he had long ears pointing up and green and blue eyes like Aura and Mare, the mark of royalty! The look of confusion was priceless, but Jin had no time to savor it as Albedo was already making her move!
"Time to go... have fun, Suzuki!" Jin laughed as he beat his wings and took to the skies.
"You'll thank me later!" he yelled back at the sound of surprise he heard his friend make as Albedo came up behind him naked, wrapping her arms around his flesh and blood chest.
Suzuki was shocked! So many things happened so quickly but there was something he felt, two soft things pressing up against his back but his attention was immediately drawn to hands grabbing onto something he did have a moment, a penis!
"Wha...wait!" He turned around but just had a beautiful and soft woman pressing herself up against him.
"Lord Momonga! We can finally show each other the love we have for one another!" Albedo cried as she jumped on him pressing her mouth to his and dropping him roughly onto his back, she slapped the world item that was beneath his robe away and it rolled across the floor. he looked at his prized world item rolling away but his black robe was pulled open quickly, revealing what Albedo was after.
"Um... Al.. Alb... uh!" the look of panic was replaced with shock when she grabbed his newly made member with her hand, the look on her face that of pure hunger.
"Forgive me Lord Momonga, I would seek to please you with foreplay but I do not wish to risk wasting a single drop of your seed!" She said with a loving but very excited voice. Suzuki's mind was spinning, so many things were happening at once but her vigorously stroking had made him ready and just as he realizes what was about to happen it did. Albedo moved her face up to his and she pressed him roughly to the floor, tears of happiness running down her face as she sat on his hips.
the feeling was amazing, she was pressing her mouth to his and her soft tongue went into his mouth, it was a sensation he'd often thought about, but as great as that was there came another sensation, one he had never expected. Warmth like he'd never experienced in his life.
"Lord Momonga! You are taking my virginity!"She cried out at the top of her voice as she felt the somewhat painful surge wash over her hips, but as a tank, she had a resistance to pain.
"HHhooooo!" Was all Suzuki could let escape his lungs as she pressed so hard onto his chest with her hands, it was almost as if she were giving him CPR. As expected her Lord was designed for her!
"Please My Lord! make a baby with me!" She shrieked out as she climaxed onto her Lord. Suzuki threw his head back. Somehow her eyes managed to become even wider as she sighed with the sensation of true love. Her wings flapping up and down happily, her wish had been fulfilled at long last!
At this stage Suzuki's mind had broken, it was all to much! The new body, Albedo... Albedo's body! His incredibly intense orgasm that was just now finishing... what the hell was the deal with this Dark Elf body? Why was he letting this much out? He was ejaculating at least six or seven times more than a human could ever hope to manage! And his orgasm lasted that much longer as well... this was something he'd never be able to feel as a human... a 39-second orgasm without end. He passed out from over stimulation and his world turned black as his eyes rolled into his head.
"Lord Momonga?" her voice brought back. She was still on top of him and his world came back.
"Al...bedo..." was all he could say, the muscles in his body hurt he's cramped up so hard... his wold body was awash wish pain and pleasure.
"Lord Momonga has already done his husbandly duties and filled his lover to her brim! But My lord is still clearly not satisfied!" She cried in pleasure as she held him in her hands. Was this his own arousal at work? Or just another effect of the incredible mating powers of male Dark Elf bodies!
"How does My lord wish to me to satisfy him?" A look of concern and love on her cute face... Suzuki suddenly realized something... he loved her! And there was no emotion regulation to remove that feeling... this was real love he felt! but his brain still was shattered from the new experiences and all he could manage to say a was a weird moan. She giggled with a smile that meant she had an idea. her head went to his lap with a smile.
Suzuki's mind was finally his once again... he understood what was happening, and knew what she desired of him.
Albedo tried to beg Suzuki but he was well into giving her that wish, her horns made for the best leverage he could ask for. He pulled out from out of her mouth giving her time to catch her breath. She gasped and panted for ait but still trying to put him back, which was more important to her than air!
She smiled at Suzuki. He could feel another orgasm coming... but surely he was out of semen after what he'd left in her womb? But he was wrong as his Dark Elf biology surprised him again for he released even more.
"GGAAAAAHH!" He cried out in overwhelming pleasure as he experienced a 45-second long orgasm. Albedo hit her hardest climax from this treatment.
"GGUUH" She let out a very unladylike noise as he plopped her quivering body to the ground. he decided he wasn't done with her and pressed his fun. Albedo lay on the ground shivering and screaming as orgasm after orgasm hit her body and mind.
"Ha... ha... ha..." she panted with her eyes glazed over. Her mind was a white haze as she swam in her own lust and fulfilled desires. She wasn't very aware of much other than Momonga by her side and how she could still not move her legs and arms.
"Albedo..." She looked up,
"I...love... you Albedo!" he said as his true feeling came as he did. Her smile was so large he thought she might look the best in that stupid, grin with snot and tears on her dumb cute face!
Then finally giving her his third and final gift of love. They both screamed out as she came for the last time.
"Gah ha ha gah ha!" He panted as he flopped onto the hardwood floor with a sweaty smack. Albedo lay next to him unmoving, feeling like her Lords wife and true lover.
Unfortunately, Momonga never did close the door and a wide-eyed Aura sat with her mouth open as she had accidentally caught the entire show as she returned to get something she'd forgotten. As neither Albedo or Momonga had noticed her she silently slunk away from her face burning red and blood coming from her nose! She'd just been given a crash course in sexual education... and she had some VERY mixed feelings about seeing it...
After Albedo's mind had returned to her she smiled at the filth her and her lover lay in! Then a thought occurred to her, she cast [MESSAGE]
"Yes, hello? Shalltear? I thought you'd like to know that I'm pregnant with our Lord's child!" Albedo said with a smug smile, she ended the message spell hearing Shalltear's
"EEEEHHHHHHHHHH?"