A/N: What's this? Could it be? After all this time... IT IS! Hello, everyone; it's wonderful to be back with you on this lovely Friday evening! I finally got my stuff together and banged this chapter out, so please enjoy. It's a little shorter than I would have liked, but oh well. As to why I've been gone so long, well...
QUIET MORTAL! HATH YOU NO RESPECT? I TAKETH MY READING VERY SERIOUSLY AND THOU HAST DISRUPTED IT!
I'm sorry, but I'm trying to do your job!
I HATH THIRTEEN YEARS OF TV AND FANFICTION TO CATCHETH UP ON. THY READERS CAN WAITETH!
Yeah, sorry. So much Supernatural. In fact, don't be surprised of you see a oneshot SPN/PJO crossover in the near future. I'm just trying to re-write it for the fourth time. Literally.
SHUTETH UP, ASSBUTT!
You haven't even gotten to that season yet! How on earth do you know that?
MY LIFE HATH BEEN SUCKED AWAY BY THE GLORIES OF PINTREST AND TUMBLR!
You don't have a tumblr account.
WELL I SHOULDETH!
Whatever. Anyways, thank you so much to everyone who reviewed, favorited, and followed. I really appreciate all the support, especially since I've been so quiet lately. And thank you so much for not repeatedly asking for updates. That kind of stuff can really put a lot of pressure on you but you guys were so amazing. I love you guys!

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SHUTETH UP!

"Back to worship me once again?" Savitar asked through Julian.

I snorted. "Right. Worship. Because we all know you're so powerful. If you're so great and all-knowing, how come you haven't already killed us all? Oh, wait I forgot. They trapped you, didn't they? Sorry, that was so insensitive of me to remind you of your horrible defeat."

Savitar glared at me, but said nothing.

"Percy's exactly right," Barry chimed in. "You'll never know freedom again."

Savitar simply smirked. "All will be revealed soon, Flash. You will face my wrath. You will beg for mercy, and you will get none."

Barry fought hard to keep his expression neutral, but I could tell he was getting pissed. I was proved right when Barry yanked the cord out of the headset connecting Julian to Savitar.

Julian fell back into the chair.

"Did it work?" HR asked quickly.

"Yeah, we got a hit," Cisco answered. He bit his lower lip. "It's just that that hit is all of Central City."

I raised an eyebrow. "Well, gee, that's helpful. I had no idea that Savitar would be somewhere in Central City since he attacked you here. Wow. That's really surprising."

Cisco shot me an exasperated glance. "I think I can get a little more specific, but I'm going to have to give it the old metahuman try."

Barry's phone buzzed and he pulled it out. "Alright," he said, looking up. "Let me know if you find anything, okay?" He started walking out of the room, putting the phone to his ear as he went.

I sighed, shaking my head, and headed out of the room as well.

"Wait, where are you going?" HR asked.

"You people sit around too much," I replied. "I'm gonna go find something to destroy."

"Ah, sound logic," HR nodded.

A couple hours later, I was running out of things I could destroy without potentially blowing up/flooding STAR Labs.

I wandered aimlessly around the halls, wondering what I should do next, when I passed the Pipeline.

There were four or five cells filled with meta-skele-cats. The cells held so many cats that the poor little kitties didn't have any room to move without changing into their skeletal form. When they caught sight of me, they hissed angrily.

I watched them, head cocked for a moment. Annabeth had said we could kill them with natural causes, right? Drowning counts as a natural cause. I shrugged and thrust my right hand out. There was a familiar tugging in my gut as water burst from the pipes and into the cell.

The cells were about halfway full when an alarm went off. Seriously, how many alarms did these people have?

Barely three seconds later, Barry was skidding to a stop next to me. "What are you doing?" he demanded. "They'll just replicate again!"

"Uh, no they won't."

"Why not, again?"

"Well, I was trying to tell you earlier. When Annabeth called, she told me they figured out how to kill them over at Camp Half-Blood. They just have to die of natural causes. That's why the cliff worked."

Yes, a voice boomed across STAR Labs.

I had just enough time to wonder what the Hades was going on before Barry and I were suddenly in the middle of the Cortex, along with the rest of Team Flash, excepting Wally and Jesse. Everyone simultaneously jumped, glancing frantically around the room to the new additions. But it wasn't just Team Flash and I. There was also a strange woman with us.

She was dressed in a traditional Greek chiton which practically screamed goddess. Not to mention the woman was beautiful in an unearthly way. She was long limbed and graceful. Her face was regal and haughty, but weirdest of all were her eyes.

They were a bright amber color, almost yellow, and her pupils were slitted like - shocker! - a cat's.

Okay, so maybe I lied. The weirdest thing about her wasn't the eyes. It was the cheap black cat ear headband that rested behind her ears.

Her arms held out to either side, the woman continued, Now you see the lesson I, Ailuros, goddess of the cats, have been trying to teach you. The goddess's mouth didn't move, but everyone still heard her voice, clear as day.

Everyone else in the room turned to look at me like, This is your fault, isn't it?

I just sighed and stared at Alluring-roast tiredly. "How long did you practice that entrance?"

Everyone looked at me like I was insane.

The goddess dropped her arms in exasperation. Perseus Jackson. I had heard that your level of sass was truly impressive, but I did not expect you to ruin such a badass entrance. Can you not see when a woman is attempting to make a good first impression?

I shrugged like, Whatcha gonna do? "What can I say? It's a gift."

Julian frowned. "Wait, so…" He pointed to Ailuros. "You're a goddess? An actual goddess?"

Yes. Ailuros resumed her previous stance. Young Perseus-

"Yeesh, I'm not that young," I interrupted.

Ailuros ignored me. Young Perseus has glimpsed my purpose in sending the cats to you.

"That was you?!" All of Team Flash asked as one.

Yes. The goddess gave them what I think was supposed to be a benevolent nod. I wanted to teach you a lesson. I made it so the spell magically sensed what made each of you special. Your speed. Your strength. Your swordsmanship. Your shooting. I negated those to make you think outside of the box. Now you won't rely on your gifts to solve all your problems. I have made you better heroes - nay, better people.

I narrowed my eyes. "Is that really why you did it?"

Ailuros shifted uncomfortably on her feet and her eyes darted sideways. Perish the thought.

"'Kay, why did you really do it?"

In truth, I was angry because your friend Jason has not built me a shrine at either camp, nor given me a trading card like Kymopoleia's. Those are - as I have heard many your age say - lit.

"Right," I nodded. "Well you know, I think the obvious way to go here would be to talk to Jason. And hey, if you have to throw the occasional monstrous cat his way, that's totally fine."

Perhaps I shall take this up with Jason. My kittens should be convincing enough.

"Yeah, okay."

Ailuros disappeared with a faint Mrow!

I rubbed my temples tiredly. "Sorry about that. Minor gods and goddesses have gotten very tempermental lately."

Team Flash stared at me in shock.

Cisco blinked. "There...there was a goddess...in the Cortex."

HR, who seemed completely unaffected, just slapped him in the shoulder. "Hey, Cesco, Cesco, we were just getting somewhere! Come on, we gotta get back to it."

Cisco blinked again, but followed HR back into his lab.