….I CAN'T DECIDE ANYMORE WHY MUST YOU ALL BE GOOD AT DEBATING ARE YOU ALL LAWYERS OR DO I JUST HAVE A WEAK WILL.
SCREW IT. I'm just putting the poll up. Nawaki Shibi Nagato? in that case I lied. Kurama.
Kurama is.
Yes. I am a liar.
Kurama hates humans with a firey passion. He loathes their emotions, their feelings, their desire to use him and his brethan as simple mindless weapons.
Father would never have allowed that, but he's gone, and Kurama remains in a world who sees him as a simple tool.
He loathes humans.
But for that damn girl, who looks too close to that man for comfort, he is surprised he is too confused to hate her.
Kurama had been chained to the circle with the chains, stakes digging painfully into his skin, when a small whoosh alerted him to someone entering the mindscape.
A small whirl of red hair alerted him who was there.
He bared his fangs, desperatly struggling to get over there, to destroy that puny brat who kept him captive.
"You!" He roared, snarling, hatred blooming.
She looked at him calmly.
"Yes, Kyuubi-san."
"How dare you come here! I will tear you to pieces!" He snarled, his tails whipping around him.
Kurama knew, even chained down as he was, he presented an intimidating sight, but the girl brushed a red lock out of her face.
"Geez, this is gonna be the last time I'll listen to Machiko, dattebane."
She stepped over to him, her expression stern.
"Now listen here, I'm gonna be nice, so you better stop yelling, dattebane!" She snapped, waving her finger at him, expression scolding.
Kurama laughed, the sound malicious. "You pun-"
"Shut up-" She said shortly. "You're making my head hurt. Now be quit before I regret doing this"
She held both hands in front on her, closing her eyes.
And to his intense astonishment, the stakes dissolved into golden mist, although the chains stayed.
He gaped for a second, then whipped his head towards her, lip curling.
"You are foolish, human." He said, contempt bleeding into his voice.
"Or I decided that you were a living creature too." She retorted. "Now stay still."
Surprised by the retort, Kurama (accidentaly) followed her instructions.
Silver bars began forming, creating a barrier between the two.
Kurama threw back his head back and laughed. "Cowardly, to simply try to create another barrier-"
The chains dissolved, and Kurama's feet touched the ground.
He stumbled a bit, disoriented, and he glared. "Wh-"
"Gives you some ability to move around." She stated.
The mist dissolved, and Kurama found himself-
"What the-" He gasped, the brat forgotten.
Looking around the place he remembered, his home with his father and the others, he gaped open mouthed at every little detail.
"What is this place?" The brat's voice asked, curious.
He turned to her, snarling, and she waved her hand.
"Oi, it was to make it more comfortable for you, I don't know where this is!" She said, shrugging.
"Machiko suggested it dattebane. Anyway, do you have a name?"
"What?"
"Do you have a name? I'm Kushina Uzumaki, dattebane."
He sneered. "You are not worthy of my name, human."
She shrugged. "Oh well, worth a try. Anyway, I gotta go, but I'll come back later."
She started away, then turned back. "Oh, Kyuubi-san? I like you more when you're not threatning to kill me, dattebane."
And she vanished, narrowly missing his roar of rage.
The next time she came, Kurama had adjusted to her frequent pop ins. That wasn't to say he liked them, oh no, he just didn't try to attack her. Most of the time.
Blearily opening a eye, he froze when he saw a black head of insanely spiky hair.
All rational thought fled leaving pure hatred at the sight of that man who had used him as a weapon with the cursed eyes.
With a furious roar, he slammed into the bars, the silver barrier shudduring.
"You!" He snarled, baring his teeth. "I will kill you!"
"Um, have we ever even met before?" A younger, female voice asked.
Some of the rage abated when the person turned, and Kurama caught a glimpse of her face. But it swelled again when he noticed the small red and white pendant hanging from her neck.
"You are related to him." He hissed, claws curling.
She looked unimpressed. "I have a lot of relatives, you need to be more specific."
"That cursed man, with the cursed eyes!" He snarled, unwilling to say his name.
"Yeah, still not really specific, Fluffy-san."
"I-what!" He snarled, sure he misheard.
"Well, I don't know your name, you therefore will be Fluffy."
The red haired brat smacked her forehead.
"You dare-"
"Fluffy not good? How about Joe? Bob? Ginger? Kurama?"
"I-what." How did she know his name
"Kurama it is! I'm Machiko" She declared.
Kurama didn't care.
She bombarded him with questions. What his favorite color was. His favorite food. Had he ever had lice (The red haired brat collapsed in laughter at that) The mall or the beach (what on earth is a mall) Did he like ramen. If he thought he'd ever be sealed into a blond boy with whisker marks and affectionalatly call him brat and lend him power (…..what) He gruffly answered a few, just to get her to shut up.
And finally
"Do you miss your family?" She asked, tilting her head. The red haired brat stopped laughing, and turned to him.
He glared. "That is none of your concern."
"So you do."
Kurama, though his pride stung, didn't disagree.
The dark haired brat darted through the silver bars as quick as a bird, ignoring the red haired brat's yell. She landed on his nose, and hugged him.
"It's okay, Kurama, you're so fluffy." She cooed, then grinned and jumped out. The red haired brat smacked her, and both disappered.
Kurama stared at the space for a moment.
"What the f-"
How much had humans changed while he was here?
ahhhh Fluffy flufyy fluufy.
Words cannot describe his adorableness.
And when he was a baby
I
I just can't
So there you go then? Lol I like this. I also have an omake for you!
Summons
"Ero Sennin I want a summon." Machiko announced, pushing her black bangs out of her face to stare at her white haired sensei.
Said ninja blinked at her, pausing in his writing.
"You want a summon?" He asked curiously. "Why now."
"Because I'm pretty sure you're going to let Minato sign with your toads, and I'm your favorite student!"
"That's ridiculous." Jiraya denied.
"The student part or toad?" She shot back, frowning.
"Student." Jiraya said calmly, conceling a grin.
She shrieked and tossed herself on the ground melodramatically. "Why are you so meannnnnn to me, sensei!" She whined, covering her eyes with her arm.
Jiraya raised his eyebrow. "Doesn't the Uchiha have a summon?"
"Yeah, cats, but they only let so many people contract them, and Mikoto likes cats more then me." She complained.
"Well, I'm not sure you'd get along with the toads." Jiraya said thoughtfully, tapping the pencil.
"But, if it's not too much work, I can find some summons that are avaliable to be contracted with."
Machiko brightened. "Thanks, Sensei!" She cheered.
A few days later, Machiko was sitting on the ground, sharpening kunai, when Jiraya strolled up leisurely. She glanced up at him, and he tossed a scroll at her face.
"Oi, what the-oooohh, summons!"
Written in Jiraya's sloppy handwriting, there was a list of summons that were avalible.
She scanned them, Sharingan blazing, before she gasped.
"See one you like?" Jiraya asked cheerfuly, crouching beside her.
"That one." She said immedietly, jabbing a finger at the writing.
He squinted. "Really?"
"Yes."
"Do you even know what those are?"
"Yes."
"Are yo-"
"Sensei, get me that summon and I swear I'll cover for your peeping for two weeks." Machiko said quickly, clasping her hands together, her expression pleading.
Jiraya stared for a moment, before shrugging.
"Deal."
"Guys, check out my new summon!" Machiko shrieked, waving a scroll in the air.
Shibi and Minato looked up.
"Oh, you got a summon?" Shibi asked curiously, tilitng his head.
"Yep!" Machiko beamed, jumping up and down and frantically racing over.
"Look at it, look look look at it it's awesome!" She squealed, thrusting the scroll into their faces.
Shibi blinked at it and frowned.
"What is a-"
"I'll show you!" Machiko interuppted. Biting her thumb, she smeared blood on the ground.
"Summoning no Jutsu!"
A huge plume of smoke rose, and Machiko stood proudly next to her summon.
"It's a honey badger!"
"I don't give a shit."
Alternate Title: Summons don't give a shit.
Anyway, I was thinking she needed a summon, and then I saw the Honey Badger meme, and seriously is it not perfect I'd want a honey badger summon.