I'm having the time of my life. I was on a beautiful date with a beautiful girl in a beautiful forest. It was fall, so we were surrounded by leaves. The colors of the leaves, the setting of the sun, the wildlife, it was all so outstanding, but nothing matched her. Her surprisingly bright blue eyes, that smile, and for some reason, the constant smell of transmission fluid. Must be from my Ford F-150, which has been having problems lately. After a great hike, we setted up a picnic. "Hey Miranda, I made some spaghetti and meatballs, they're pretty romantic, I saw a movie of some dogs eating it together". The weird thing about Miranda is that she really doesn't react much, like she's stale. "David of Earth, do I look like a quadruped organism to you?". I was flustered, "Dang it Miranda! Why can't you appreciate anything? I cook for you, I drove you here with my dad's F-150, and I bet you're gonna say you won't eat the food, you always do". After a long moment of silence, Miranda replied "Sorry David, I will not be eating the meal you prepared for this evening". "Exactly what I said earlier! It's like you're some sort of robot" I replied. "So you now know the truth". I was confused, "Come again?" I asked. Miranda starts laying down on the floor and proceeds to do a transition for what I can only assume to be a "transformation". In front of me now, I see some sort of giant mechanical robot. "Holy crap!" I exclaimed. The robot lowers its head down and its surprisingly bright blue eyes look at me. "Miranda?" I asked. "Hello David, my name is Optimus Prime. I am a robotic autonomous organism from the planet Cybertron ". I was shocked. "Wha-why here?" I asked. "There is much to explain, but the fate of the universe lies in your han-". A blast of energy was shot at him, coming from the other direction. Before I could get a glimpse, Optimus lifted me and made a run for it. "What's goin on?!" I shouted. Optimus, after jumping above burnt trees, replied "It's the decepticons, they're like me, but the bad guys". The forest was quickly becoming a warzone in seconds. Mazes made from arrays from tall trees were now engulfed in flames, the smell of pine becoming that of gasoline and adrenaline, and echoes of screams all around. "Hey there's my Ford F-150!" I shouted. A buzzing projectile was shot at the F-150, which I saw ablaze within my eyes. "MY FORD F-150!" I shouted. Optimus transformed into a 6-Wheeler and drove as far as he could. "What the #$%, you can turn into a truck?! What can't you be?!" I shouted. "Definitely not your Ford F-150" Optimus chuckled. "Listen here you piece of - Optimus had been hit and was rolling down a hill, with everything becoming a blur.

I wake up, gasping as I'm remembering what was happening. I'm in a bed, the room looks casual, it's filled with items that make the room feel like home. Was everything that I witnessed a dream? "You've been asleep for a long time, son". I know that voice, it sounds very familiar. A man walked in, dressed in a black coat, and had worn an eye patch. "I don't believe this, Nick Fury?! What brings you here?" I exclaimed. "Son, I just wanna congratulate on the big fight you won, none of the Avengers or Shield could have fought as strong as you have". Immediately following this, the Avengers came in all applauding me. I started blushing out of embarrassment. "What kind of fight was I in that would make the Avengers impressed?" I thought. A jolly lady came in and said "Time for the photo?". They all nodded their head and the woman immediately got into position. "Smile for the Camera, kid" said Captain America. I looked at the camera with glee, but noticed writing on the woman's shirt. "Hey, why does the shirt say Make a wish Foundation?".