Merasmus: Cower, fools. Witness dark magic like you've never seen before, so says I, Merasmus!

Audience: Ooh!

Merasmus: Watch in fear as Merasmus the Wizard casts spells of unfortunate atrocoties.

Rainbow Dash: Magic shmagic. Boo!

Merasmus: [angry sighing] Never anger a magician.

[Merasmus makes Ranbow Dash's head bigger, Merasmus laughs.]

Snip and Snails: Cool.

Merasmus: Now then, who has the balls to challenge Merasmus, the most powerful, sadistic wizard to ever live?

Applejack: Can your magical powers do this?

[Applejack performs rope swinging.]

Merasmus: Oh pathetic mortal. Behold the powers of Merasmus!

[Merasmus takes the rope and shoves it up Applejack's- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Better not say that.]

Twilight: Oh my Celestia!

[Snips and Snails laughs.]

Merasmus: Once again, Merasmus prevails.

Snips: That settles it!

Snails: This weird-looking thingy truly is the most talented, the most magical, the most weird-looking thingy ever!

Merasmus: Correct, horned equine. Merasmus has proven himself to be the most powerful wizard in all realms. Now witness the power of the Bombinomicon! Now I curse this land for a thousand years!

[Merasmus starts throwing bombs all over Ponyville and he walks out while laughing in an evil manner]

[Later]

Guard: Your highness, we're getting word of panic in the town of Ponyville. Some being has shown out of the blue and attacked the citizens.

Celestia: What? What being was it?

Guard: I don't know. I think it was wearing a dark cloak, and a skull as a hat.

Celestia: This being has to be stopped, at any cost.

[Even later]

[Merasmus is at Canterlot]

Guard: Halt! Stay where you are!

Merasmus: You think you can stand up to Merasmus. I don't think so.

[Merasmus zaps the guards out of existence]

Celestia: Stop it right this minute.

Merasmus: Well, this just got interesting. Fight me, equine.

Celestia: With pleasure.

[Celestia and Merasmus fight all over Canterlot, destroying buildings in the process. Then Merasmus grapples Celestia to the ground]

Merasmus: Enjoy this moment. It will be your last!

[Then out of nowhere, Merasmus is hit by a missile and is blown to smithereens. The one who fired the missile is revealed to be Soldier from Team Fortress 2]

Soldier: You were the worst roomate, Merasmus.

The End