Pretty soon, the Falcon got into space, and was on its way.
"According to Leia's calculations," Rey said. "Lando was last seen retiring to the most dangerous planet of all..."
"What's that?" Finn asked.
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Isla De Menudo,
Planet Vacay
1500 hours
The planet of Vacay was nothing but bright, sunny beaches surrounded by sparking ocean for miles and miles. Rey and Finn has parked the Falcon in another part of the planet, and they peeled out from behind a bunch of ferns.
"There he is..." Rey said.
"Every man has
a place, in his heart there's a
space,
And the world
can't erase his fantasies
Take a ride in the
sky, on our ship fantasii
All your dreams
will come true,
right away"
A large multitude of carrot women were dancing about on the shore and playing on the beach.
"And we will
live together, until
the twelfth of
never
Our voices will
ring forever, as
one"
Behind a series of palm trees, amidst a sparkling waterfall, more of these women were laughing and playing, and two of them were massaging what appeared to be something very old. It was in fact a potato, and though he was a white-haired, wrinkled sexagenarian by now, these women took a serious interest in him.
"...oh yeeeaah, itʼs raininʼ babes, hallelujah!" He moaned as the lovely women massaged his tired back.
"Mister Calrissian?" Rey asked.
Lando pulled off his shades. The sun was making it hard to tell who was in front of him, but he still saw the silhouette of a woman.
"Well...you're a new one.." Lando said. "What's shakin', my bacon?"
The sun cleared up, and Rey could clearly be seen.
"Mister Calrissian?!" Rey said. "Hi, I'm Rey, that's Finn. Listen, the Resistance needs you, we gotta get out of he—"
"Woah there young lady, letʼs dial it back on the feelings, THEN, you can rub some coconut oil on my back..."
"Lando..." said Rey.
"I know honey, I know, everyone these days wants a piece of the Land-man, but I need my space, too!"
"Look, Lando...right? these people are NOT to be trusted!" Said Finn.
"...how so, pretty boy?" Lando crossed his non-existent arms.
"...Theyʼre a species of cannibal women that prey on innocent septuagenarians like yourself!"
"Okay, okay," Lando adjusted his towel and raised his non-existent hands in a "time out" gesture. "I understand your point, but one—they are super hot, and two—IMMA SEXTAGENARIAN, not a septag—wait, whatʼs with the enormous cheese grater and...SOUP BOWL?!!"
Two of the very lovely women were posing sensually atop a large cheese grater, another one was SALTING Lando's butt, and chopping up some bacon.
"Mmmh..." one of them said, her voice gradually getting deeper. "I sure like...POTATO S O U P."
"Yeah...we gotta get out of here.." Lando said.
The vegetables immediately dashed away from the aliens.
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"Thanks you guys!" Lando said, reaching his ship. "I can take it from here!"
As Lando sped off the planet, the gang looked down, and noticed something very horrifying...
"QUICKSAAAAAAAND!!" Arch exclaimed.
GG-8 squeaked wildly, trying to get out, but he got stuck quicker. Everyone tried to get out, but it was no use—they only sunk deeper.
"REY!" Finn exclaimed. "Before we die or whatever, I wanna ask, will YOU—"
Finn was immediately sucked into the quicksand.
"Will I what?!" Rey asked. "FINN!" She dove in after him.
Poe and Arch looked at each other, and shrugged.
"Well, when in Rome..." Poe said, then held his nose and dove inside the quicksand.
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The quicksand surprisingly led to a whole host of caverns and caves. Everyone was able to land once they got free of the sand, and looked around.
"Woah..." they all said, sans Arch.
"Master Dameron.." he said. "I know you didn't ask me, but I'm fine."
"Say, Poe?" Rey asked. "What was it you were gonna tell me?"
"Uh...nothing." Finn said. "Not now...we got bigger problems."
The vegetables, Wookiee, and droids walked through a massive tunnel that seemed as though it was made recently. Rey examined the hole, her eyes widened.
"Arch?" Rey asked, trembling somewhat. "What kinda creature made a hole this sized?"
"I do not know, Miss Rey..." Arch said.
"...REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Came a loud screech.
Arch slowly turned around.
"NOW I DO!!" He screeched.
A huge space worm stood in front of them, and though it was slightly smaller than the one Bob, Cuke, Leia and Chewie encountered way back when, it still appeared very deadly, baring its sharp teeth.
"PREPARE TO DIE, CREEPO DEPOT!" Poe shouted, aiming his gun at the beast.
"NO!" Rey exclaimed, holding Poe's gun back. She could feel something through the Lite Vinaigrette.
Suddenly, Rey knew exactly why this creature was so angry. It had a wound from a blaster (a relatively fresh one) on its side.
Rey took a deep breath, then calmly approached the wound on the fat space worm.
She began to focus her energy on the wound, and Poe, Finn, and Arch watched with awe as the wound began to slowly close. The skin regrew with one by one, with small tendrils re-attaching, until it was as though the fat worm hadn't been shot at.
"Well how bout' that." Poe said. "Wish you could've used that on me earlier.."
"Hey!" Rey said. "I'm still in training, remember?"
"Oh, yeah." Poe said.
The space worm moved back from the part of the tunnel it was at, and made a clear pathway for our heroes to trek through.
"Next, we must find the ship of Ocho—an assassin who last knew the location of the wayfinder after Skywalker.." Rey said.
"This mission is complicated, yo!" Poe said as they continued to walk.
Chewie saw the bones of some vegetable who had tried to cross the tunnel with the worm. He closed its eyes and continued to walk.