Veggietales Star Wars:It's gonna be Rey

by Ek01

In this long-awaited, thrilling conclusion to the parody of the most epic space-opera-fantasy-adventure ever, we will finally see who wins. At the crossroads of the battle, Finn finds himself longing for Rey’s touch once more, but he can't bring himself to tell her his feelings. That will clearly deter the confidence of Kabob Ren, who instead of marriage now wants to brutally kill

6. Deo(dorant) the Pixar Lamp droid

Rey, Finn, Poe, Chewie, and Arch silently walked through the large, abandoned ship. Suddenly, it seemed as though something was moving around, so Chewie went to investigate.

"(*GRAWWWRGJ!*)" Chewie exclaimed.

(*"WHAT THE—"*)

"What's up, buddy?" Rey asked the large Wookiee.

Chewie growled and pointed in a direction behind the control panel. Suddenly, a small droid with a very lamp-like head emerged. He namely looked like he could break down at any possible second, given his fragile state.

"DEEEE-OH." The small droid said.

"Is that your name?" Rey asked.

"DEEEEEEEE-OH." The little droid stated a second time.

"Mmmkay..." Rey said. "I'll take that as a 'yes'."

Suddenly, Rey noticed that the little droid's antennae was broken.

"Oh my goodness!" Rey exclaimed, fixing up the tiny droid. "There, is that better?"

"T-thank-thank-thank you.." The droid said.

"...And your name is?" Rey asked.

"DEEEEE-OHHHH.." the droid replied once again.

"Deo?" Poe asked. "I've got some deodorant right here—"

"No," Rey said. "That's his name. Now, uh, how do you start this—"

"REEEEEEYYYYYY!!" Finn exclaimed as he rushed back inside. "THEY TOOK CHEWIE!!"

"WHAT?!" Rey exclaimed, and as she looked out the window, she saw that Finn was indeed correct.

"*GRAAAAAWRGHLGRH!!*" Chewie exclaimed as he tried to keep the Stormtroopers off him.

"(*REYYYY! SAVE ME!*)"

In the midst of all this, was none other than Kabob Ren. He chuckled maliciously as they loaded Chewie onto the ship, and pulled out an electric prod on him.

"Oh no no no no no...REN!" Rey shouted.

Rey leapt into action just as the ship was about to take off. Utilizing the Lite Vinaigrette, she was able to prevent it from moving. But Ren showed up, and used the Lite Vinaigrette as well, bringing it back down.

Rey and Ren continued to pull the ship back and forth, in a bizarre tug-o'-war game, until the ship couldn't take it anymore...

(*KRAK-KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*)

The ship exploded in a fiery inferno.

A tear drifted down Rey's eye.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Rey exclaimed, kneeling on the ground, throwing her head to the sky. "CHEWIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!"