Veggietales Star Wars:It's gonna be Rey

by Ek01

In this long-awaited, thrilling conclusion to the parody of the most epic space-opera-fantasy-adventure ever, we will finally see who wins. At the crossroads of the battle, Finn finds himself longing for Rey’s touch once more, but he can't bring himself to tell her his feelings. That will clearly deter the confidence of Kabob Ren, who instead of marriage now wants to brutally kill

7. Babu Frikkin’ Awesome!

Rey barely spoke to anyone about Chewie after that.

"Rey..." Finn said. "It's okay, you'll be fine."

Rey hugged Finn even tighter, Finn hugged back.

"I just...I just miss him so much.." Rey frowned.

"It's okay. Look, we're here." Finn said as the ship landed.

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A small village lay on the outskirts of Exxon, and while it was currently occupied by Stormtroopers—Rey, Finn, Arch and Poe traveled the area in disguise.

"HEY!" A voice said all of a sudden.

A female vegetable clad in strange, iron armor walked towards the gang.

"Do you wanna explain to me exactly what you're doing here?!" She asked. "Especially you, Poe?"

"Well FYI, ZORII," Poe Dameron exclaimed, throwing off his cloak. "We're here to get this dagger thingy translated by this droid, but supposedly it's against his programming to translate ancient Sith."

"Oh." Zorii said. "Well, I know a guy."

"I'm sorry, who exactly is this woman?" Finn asked.

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Zorii had led the gang inside of a small building filled with all manner of electronic things, and hooked up Arch. Then, she whistled for something.

A little, tiny creature wearing odd clothing strode out.

"Helloooo..." it said in a very strange voice. "I Babu Frick."

"Babu.." Rey said. "We need you to translate this dagger writing, please..."

"Ohohohoho.." the little alien said. He nodded.

"Oh, wonderful!" Poe said.

Arch looked up at Poe, Rey, and Finn, taking one last look at the people he'd come to acquaint himself with. Then, he instantly fell down, and rebooted back up, but this time, with red eyes.

"LAC FILIO TIBI POPULI OMNES!!" Arch exclaimed. "TU SEMPER MECUM ET VIDE ODIO NUNC, QUIS EST SUPRA—ABANDON ALL HOPE! THE WAYFINDER IS LOCATED ON THE LAST COURSE'S STAR DESTROYER!!"

Then, after translating that statement, Arch stood up once more, with his regular eyes.

"Oh, goodness!" Arch exclaimed, moving around. "Hello, I am Archie-p0, vegetable-cyborg relations! And you are?"

"Hello, I Babu Frick..." the little alien said, re-introducing himself to the mind-wiped droid.

"What a delightful name!" Arch replied.