Veggietales Star Wars:It's gonna be Rey

by Ek01

In this long-awaited, thrilling conclusion to the parody of the most epic space-opera-fantasy-adventure ever, we will finally see who wins. At the crossroads of the battle, Finn finds himself longing for Rey’s touch once more, but he can't bring himself to tell her his feelings. That will clearly deter the confidence of Kabob Ren, who instead of marriage now wants to brutally kill

9. Rey’s Roots

Rey calmly walked through the ruins of what was once the second Death Star. Hunks of metal and bunches of wiring lay everywhere—the smell of rotting flesh still lingered everywhere she breathed, even after thirty long years.

She noticed that in order to climb up to the next level, she had to jump. Rey did so, but once she climbed up, she got a strange vision in her mind.

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Jakku, 1989

A ship zoomed over the surface of the desert planet. A young tangerine orange man was piloting the ship, and appeared to be in great stress. Suddenly, a carrot woman poked her head out of a room, wearing her hair styled like Madonna and a sweater with a funky pattern.

"Come on, Stan, we gotta hurry and drop the kid off!!"

"LORETTA!" The orange exclaimed. "I am TRYING to FOCUS here!!!"

The woman looked back at her cute, sleeping carrot daughter, and sighed.

"I just want the best for our baby..." Loretta replied.

"Honey, we're Pulpatines.." Stan said. "It's because of my old man that we, are the most HATED people in the universe! Ergo, she shouldn't have to have the best of anything!"

"Stan..." Loretta whimpered, and hugged her husband.

"I know, I know..." Stan sighed. "But we got that Unkarr guy to raise her, so, we should be fine!"

"I hope so.." Loretta replied.

Later on, Stan and Loretta Pulpatine dropped little Rey off with the disgusting Unkarr. They immediately left, with Loretta looking out the window and shedding a tear as she watched poor Rey scream out in fear and sadness.

"Goodbye, my Rey of sunshine..." Loretta replied to her daughter. "God bless you..."

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"WOAH!" Rey exclaimed, waking up from her trance.

She looked around, she was sweating, yet she was still within the same area.

"What was that all about?" She asked herself. "And what the heck was with that guy mentioning Pulpatine? Meh, probably nothin'...but that guy and lady looked familiar..."

Suddenly, from the shadows, a strange figure appeared—it was tall, relatively carrot-shaped, and it wore mostly dark clothing, namely a black bikini and a black cloak with black makeup as well. This strange creature also had a red lightsaber, along with...the face of Rey?!

Yes, she looked EXACTLY like Rey, except for the two sets of very sharp teeth she was now showing.

"NOLI TIMERE PLURES QUI ESTIS..." The Dark Rey said in ancient Sith, with a deep, mangled voice.

"What the heck does that mean?" Rey asked.

The doppelgänger touched Rey's head and gave her a sudden vision...

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(Latin Chanting plays in background)

"OMNES ADVERSANTES MIHI MORTEM!" Rey exclaimed in a very deep voice.

Rey was in her Sith outfit that she'd previously seen herself wearing. With as much power she'd now obtained, she was able to destroy planets with as much power as a Death Star ever could. The people screamed as she annihilated their home worlds.

"MORS EST TYRANNIDIS RESISTENTIAM EIUS!!" Rey exclaimed once again.

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"Oh, dear..." Rey said.

She shook the vision off, and continued walking, when she reached a very strange door. She opened it, and went inside, not knowing what to expect at all.