Meanwhile, atop Kabob Ren's massive Star Destroyer, Chewie, (yeah that's right he's alive!!) Arch, and Poe had been bought over to an elevator where they would be dropped off in a detention cell. Poe gave a sigh, then looked at his compatriots.
"Since we're gonna die soon, I guess I can finally tell you guys the real story of how I broke my pelvis." Poe sighed, sadly.
"You don't have to." Chux said.
Immediately, Chux beat up every stormtrooper there was with a ray gun. He blew the smoke, and placed it back into his pocket.
"Y'know..." Poe said. "I've been kinda wandering about that spy dude from the Rebellion."
"IT'S ME!!" Chux exclaimed all of a sudden. "IM' THE SPY!!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Finn said.
"HA-HA!" Poe laughed. "I KNEW IT!"
Arch and Chewie looked at Poe with disapproving looks.
"What?" He said. "Always knew you'd come through for us, Chugs!"
"That is not my real name." Chux said. "And I'm not even a MEAT!"
Chux looked around, and pulled back a zipper on the back of his body. Slowly, his skin came down, as though it was clothing—(and it WAS) revealing himself to be none other than a purple-nosed scallion with a very tall head of hair.
"W-WHO ARE YOU?!" Poe exclaimed.
('James Bond'-like guitar plays)
"My decorative friend, I've escaped from the Rebellion and assumed the identity of "General Chux" so that one day we could have the last laugh against the Empire and it's descendants." The scallion said. "As for my true name, it's Bond...Only Bond."
"Why's that?" Poe asked.
"Cause they STILL haven't given me a name." The scallion grumbled. "Now, I believe it's time for these guys to—EEAK!!"
"Chux", or "Only Bond", fell to the floor, completely dead.
One of the stormtroopers had unfortunately shot him before he could do any epic stunts.
"Mmkayy.." Poe said, noticing the dead body. "I dunno about you gentlemen, but I say we rally the troops!"