Veggietales Star Wars:It's gonna be Rey

by Ek01

In this long-awaited, thrilling conclusion to the parody of the most epic space-opera-fantasy-adventure ever, we will finally see who wins. At the crossroads of the battle, Finn finds himself longing for Rey’s touch once more, but he can't bring himself to tell her his feelings. That will clearly deter the confidence of Kabob Ren, who instead of marriage now wants to brutally kill

15. A dire situation

"Ahhh, my apprentice..." Pulpatine said, eyeing Kabob. He pulled the tomato closer with his grasp and evilly smiled. "I thought you were man enough to take her out!"

Rey started to lunge at Pulpatine, but he held her down with his lightning, and there she stood, paralyzed.

"REY!" Finn exclaimed, until he was down as well.

"—but you're clearly not." Pulpatine said, still facing Kabob. "I tried to help you, by creating the giant pickle, but NO! YOU HAD TO GO TO THE LIGHT SIDE, DIDN'T YA?!"

"AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN YOU, YA' STUPID, WRINKLY OLD BAT!!" Kabob hollered in retort, trying to breathe as much as he could despite being heavily choked.

"—haven't your parents told you to respect your ELDERS, boy?!" Pulpatine snapped his non-existent fingers.

Kabob looked down at his body, which was slowly beginning to disappear, much like old Pa Kenobi.

"Rey..." was the only word that escaped his quickly disentegrating lips.

Kabob Ren, was dead.

Pulpatine quickly shoved Rey back to the ground with his lightning, now more powerful than ever.