Rey stood in front of Cuke's abandoned home on Tatooine.
So many memories had been made there, and she was quite surprised it wasn't a large historical site yet.
"You can rest now, Cuke, Leia..." Rey started to tear up slightly. "And you as well, Bob..."
Rey picked up a nearby shovel, and started to dig a massive hole. Once she was finished, she placed the lightsabers of Cuke and Leia, along with the blaster that Bob always carried around.
"...we'll take care of things from here..." Rey smiles, wiping her eyes and filling up the hole.
"HEY! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!" A little pea guy on a dewback shouts. "LADY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?! DON'T YA KNOW THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY?! WH-WHO ARE YOU?!"
"I am Rey..." she spoke. "Rey SKYWALKER..."
"...woah." The guy said.
"...and I got somewhere to be." Rey grinned.
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"...And just a biiiit more gLITTAH!!" Exclaimed Rose as she covered Reyʼs hairdo in it. "MWAH! BEAUTIFUL!!"
Rey accidentally inhaled some glitter, and coughed.
"Rose!" she gagged. "IS—koff, koff!—THIS GLITTER REALLY
NECESSARY?!!"
"Only the best for your big dayyy!!" Exclaimed Rose as she hugged Rey.
Just then, the ghost of Leia burst through the door.
"Is she ready yet?" Leia asked. "The ceremonyʼs gonna start any moment now!"
"Here she is!" Exclaimed Rose, removing Reyʼs chair and making
her immediately stand up. "My
magnum opus."
"Well, better get a move on!" Exclaimed Leia. "We love you!
Good luck!"
"Your soon-to-be hubby awaits..."
Rose smiles as Rey walked out the
door.
The wedding march played and all eyes were on Rey as she walked down the aisle, clad in a beautiful, half fabric, half sheer dress with a green ribbon, and a lovely veil with pearls embroidered everywhere,
partially resembling stars. Her hair was smothered in glitter and a few flowers, and she did not need any makeup, for she was already too beautiful. Finn stood at the altar, wearing a lovely suit with a space flower from Endor inside the buttonhole. He adjusted his simple, yet elegant bow tie, and smiled
as Rey reached him, pulling back her veil.
"Beloved, Dearly," The ghost of Yoga said, preaching over the wedding. "Gathered here today, we are, because celebrating two people in love, everyone is. Not here today, the resistance would be, without the inclusion of these two brave souls..."
As Yoga spoke, Finn and Rey looked at each other and remembered the times they shared together on this crazy adventure, and now, they would finally be together and make more great times. Rey started to cry, Finn did as well, but these were happy tears, for they started with nothing, and both rose to become the hero power couple of the Galaxy!
"...the power, vested in me, by, the power vested in God, by, the power vested in the Galaxy, by..." Yoga started to break down and cry a little. "Man...and wife, I pronounce you..." he wiped his eyes, then proudly exclaimed. "..SMOOCH THAT BRIDE, YOU MAY NOW!!"
Finn and Rey kissed, amidst thunderous applause.
End...??
--
"And...that's...it!" Said Larry.
"Larry," said Bob. "If Veggietales is going to do a proper adaptation of the Star Wars franchise, the audience might want something more than just a wedding."
"Ok, Bob." Said Larry. "I'll see what I can do."
--
The wedding party was the largest the entire Galaxy had ever seen. People came from all over the Outer Rim, and even beyond, to celebrate the wedding of the Jedi Scavenger and the Ex-Stormtrooper.
"Now, I lay me
down to sleep
Ooh, I just can't
find a beat
Flash light (ohh, I
will never dance!)
Flash light
Flash light
Flash light
Ha da da dee da
hada hada da da
Oh, it's no use!"
"Come on, son!" Exclaimed the ghost of Ne'zzakin. "Show me what ya got!"
Cuke, despite being kinda old now, was still able to pull off some John Travolta moves. Rey hopped in, he twirled her around, tossed her into the air, and caught her.
"He's still got it!" Rey chirped.
"Yes he does.." the ghost of Padmé
approached Ne'zzakin and kissed him. "Our little ones have grown up indeed."
Meanwhile, Leia was dancing very elegantly with the ghost of Bob. He dipped her, and the two kissed.
"Even in death," Bob smiled. "You're still the only one for me..."
"WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Yelled a voice.
"SANA?!" Exclaimed Bob.
"...just kidding!" Exclaimed the leek.
She moved away from Bob, smiling.
"...two-timer." She said, under her breath.
"Flash light
Red light
Neon light
Ooh, stop light
Now I lay me
down to sleep
I guess I'll go
count the sheep
Oh, but I will
never dance
(Oh, don't make
me do it)
(Dance, sucker!
Ooh ha ha!)
(Oww! Get him!)
Most of all he
needs the funk
(shine it)
Help him find the
funk (ha, funk it!)
Most of all he
needs the funk
Help him find the
funk (get him)
Most of all he
needs the funk (I
know we can get
him)
Help him find the
funk (ho!)
Most of all he
needs the funk
(ha, don't!)
Help him find the
funk (I know you will! Dance,
sucker!)
Most of all he
needs the funk
(Shine the
spotlight on him!)
Help him find the
funk (Oh funk
me!)
Ha da da dee da
hada hada da da
(Dance, Nose!
You know you on
my funk street???)
Oh, funk me!"
A few droids did "the robot". R2-Pea2 emerged in the middle, spinning around, the tiny droid soon doing an epic break dance.
"Go R2! Go R2! Go R2!" They chanted, along with Archie-p0.
"Oh yeah!" Said one of Jabba's Gammorean guards, twerking. "Shakin' mah bacon!"
(UTINNI!!)*
"Gross, man!! No one wants to see that!"*
"Ha da da dee da
hada hada da da
(Get on down,
Nose! I like it!
Dance, then!)
Flash light
Flash light (oh ho
ho!)
Spot light ( spot
light)
Neon light (neon
light)
Street light (street
light)
Oh ho, ha ha!
Everybody's got a
little light under
the sun
Shinin' on the funk
Shinin' on the funk
Most of all he
need the funk (Ha
da da dee da hada
hada da da)
Help him find the
funk
Most of all he
need the funk
Help him find the funk
Most of all he
need the funk
Help him find the
funk
Most of all he
need the funk
Help him find the
funk
Ha da da dee da
hada hada da da"
"S-SO YOU'RE REALLY THE SPY?!" Kabob asked.
"Yep." "Only Bond" said. "And I'm not a meat."
Kabob instantly fainted.
"Everybody's got a little light under the sun
Shinin' on the funk
Shinin' on the funk
Most of all he need the funk
Help him find the funk
"Most of all he need the funk (ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Help him find the funk
Most of all he need the funk (ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Help him find the funk
Most of all he need the funk (ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Help him find the funk
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Oh
Flash light (flash light, flash light)
Flash light (flash light, flash light)
Flash light (oh, flash light)
Flash light (oh, flash light)
Spot light (spot light)
Neon light (ooh, neon light)
Flash light (ooh, flash light ho!)
Stop light (stop light)"
Millions upon millions of stormtroopers from every generation all danced the worm, along with every rebellion soldier.
"O-ho..." Lando smiled at Rose. "Hey there pretty lady, what's say we cut a rug?"
"Uh—" Rose was quickly taken onto the dance floor.
"Now I lay me down to sleep
I guess I'll go count the sheep
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (oh)
Shake your funk (ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Shake your funk (ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Shake your rump (ha da da dee da hada hada da da) (ho!)
I think I found the funk
Flash light (flash light)
Day light (day light)
Spot light (spot light)
Red light (Oh, hoo, red light!)
Everybody's got a little light under the sun
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da...
Everybody's got a little light under the sun
Under the sun..."
At the very end of the song, everyone gathered around in front of a photographer. Once he took a picture of the entire cast...he showed his face, revealing himself to be none other than JER-JER BINKS.
"JER-JER!???" Everyone else exclaimed.
"TH-TH-TH-THAT'SA ALL-SA, BOYOS!!" Jer-Jer hollered.
End.
Parodies:
Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
(Originally by Rod Stewart, "If Ya Name Is Rey" parody lyrics by Kabob Ren)
As someday it may happen
(Originally from "The Mikado" by Gilbert and Sullivan, parody performed by Emperor Pulpatine)
Songs:
Golden Slumbers
(k.d. lang version, originally performed by The Beatles)
One Way or Another
(Blondie)
Remember the Time
(Michael Jackson)
The Right Stuff
(NKOTB, sung by Pulpatine's cult)
Old Town Road
(Lil' Naz X, acoustic version, briefly performed by Poe Dameron)
We Donʼt Need Another Hero
(Tina Turner, from "Mad Max")
Flashlight
(Parliament)
Will U B There?
(Michael Jackson)
Fantasy
(Earth, Wind, and Fire)