This is for KT-FeatherSage's challenge, When author's name Gets Bored. I was originally not going to do this, but I changed my mind.
It was a bright day, with a clear blue sky. The forest was alive with sound, and the sun shone brightly down. A silver tabby she-cat sat on a tree branch above a group of cats, some with stars in their fur. The tabby's tail twitched, and her green eyes were dark with barely suppressed anger. Finally a ginger tabby tom padded into the clearing. The cats below meowed quietly among themselves, wondering why they had been called here. The silver tabby, known as Storm, let out a loud yowl, calling the cats attention to her.
"The reason you clan cats have been brought here is because I have had enough of the terrible stuff in those books. You all are here to listen to me rant whether you want to or not."
Yellowfang spoke up from the edge of the crowd, "How do you plan to keep us here? You have no authority over us, least of all the Starclan cats here!"
Storm hissed threateningly and unsheathed her claws. "You are welcome to try and leave. Go ahead. I dare you."
Yellowfang scowled, but sat down.
"With that aside, the first order of business is the dang prophecies. You stupid Starclan cats say you care about the clans, yet deliver stupid vague prophecies. You say you don't know enough, but instead of trying to figure it out, you just fade away and abandon the clans. Another thing - enough with the same oh-so-legendary cats delivering the prophecies. How about Hollyleaf? She is so underrated! Firestar, your time is OVER. No one wants to listen to you anymore. Let's see some new cats! Also, Yellowfang, get outta here. You were awesome for a time, but stop stalking Jayfeather! And speaking of Jayfeather… STOP SHIPPING HIM WITH A FREAKING STICK! HE JUST NEEDS IT TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE ANCIENT CATS AND STUFF! And the next thing? Surely I'm not the only one who has HAD it with the Vision of Shadows series. The names are awful, the side characters are not developed, and honestly? Warriors should've ended at Omen of the Stars. The series is dragging on and it's painful. Enough!"
Storm took a deep breath. "Okay, that's it for now. You overrated cats can leave."
The gathered cats stared at Storm, mouths hanging open.
"YOU HEARD ME! LEAVE!" Storm caterwauled.
The cats fled from the furious Storm, and finally the clearing fell silent. Storm took another deep breath, then went back to her normal life, still silently raging at Warriors.