*DISCLAIMER I do NOT own My Little Pony or Equestria Girls in any shape or form... I mean I do have a poster but that's pretty much it*

It was another peaceful day at Canterlot High and all the students were happy, full of life, and completely not fazed by the fact they almost died three times in a row by a mysterious magical force from the unknown. Yes these students might not be the brightest when it comes to common sense but hey, at least they have the "magic of friendship" fueling their hearts. Anyways, Twilight Sparkle was sitting and reading by the statue with her friends, when she noticed out of the corner of her eye Flash Sentry walking over, looking perfect and underdeveloped as usual.

"HAY Twilight, how's it going?" Flash said as he stopped in front of them and swooshed his hair back.

Twilight pinched the bridge of her nose and groaned, "What do you want Flash?"

"I came over to finally ask you out on a date. I know you've been into me for the longest time, and now I want to make your dreams a reality! So how bout it Twi? You want to get acquainted with my...Tinky Winkey?" Flash proposed as he failed to realize the magnitude of his stupidity just reached an 8.5 on the Richter scale.

"Ummm...I think I'll pass on that." Twilight said as she continued on reading her book. Flash frowned, "Aww, why not? I thought you and I had a thing together! What's wrong? Afraid you can't handle the Flash's Mighty T!?"

Twilight closed her book and looked at Flash with annoyance, "Okay first off, I don't even know you! Second, that wasn't me. That was another me from an alternate dimension! And third, from what I heard, your "Tinky Winkey" is only two inches long."

"That's not true! For your information, my DICK is two and a HALF inches!" Flash proclaimed as Twilight unimpressively rolled her eyes and went back to reading her book. "Whatever you say Flash…now can you leave us alone? Your very existence is starting to get on my nerves."

Flash laughed, "Oh, don't be like that Twilight! Think of what we can do together! We could go into town, see a movie, go back to my place, let me cover you in peanut butter, and you can ride me all night long! Whaddya say?"

Twilight let out an exasperated sigh and turned the page on her book. "No Flash. Go away."

"Come on Twi, you know you want to-"

"No."

"Okay, how bout this? If you say yes to me in the next five seconds, I'll let you-"

Twilight slammed her book shut, got up, and gave Flash a death glare, "No, how about THIS? If you don't leave ME alone in the next five seconds, I'm going to have Rainbow Dash shove this book up your ass! Got it!?"

Flash looked stunned for a second but then smiled like an arrogant jackass, "What? You expect me to be afraid of the pretty little Rainbow girl? She can suck my DICK for all I care!"

Twilight stared at Flash for a moment, then sighed and held her book up, "Rainbow."

"On it." Rainbow Dash cracked her knuckles, grabbed the book Twilight was holding, and walked over to Flash.

"Wait, what are-OW! Stop hold on-AHH! OOF! NO PLEASE- AH! OW! OW! NO WAIT- OOFF! No no no NOT THERE! NOT THERE! EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Flash wailed as Rainbow Dash punched Flash in the face, kicked him in the balls, kneed him in the stomach, spun him around, dislocated his shoulder, slammed him on the ground, pulled down his pants, and shoved the book up his ass in a single thrust.

Flash sobbed pathetically, "I can't get married anymore…."

Twilight walked over to Flash and shook her head, "Oh Flash, you give yourself too much credit. No one on Earth would want to marry you." Just then the school bell rang, and Twilight left for class with her friends, leaving flash defiled in agony on the ground. Flash looked up with tears in his eyes, "Damn you Twilight! I will have my revenge and I SWEAR one day YOU WILL LOVE ME!"

Flash slammed his head back into the ground and murmured, "At least things can't get any worse…"

*Ding Dong* Flash Sentry, please report to the office. Your parents are dead, I repeat your parents are dead. *Bzzt*

Flash looked up in shock and cried, "AH MAN! I ALWAYS GET SENT TO THE OFFICE!"