A/N: Hi there it's me misenono6969 I never actually played Higurashi so I just made up shit ok thanks you I hope you enjoy thanks for understanding! ^_^_^

Once upon a time there was a dude named Vectorman and he was a cool dude. He was so cool that he wore sunglasses. Well he didn't actually wear sunglasses because he is actually a robot made of balls. Imagine a person made of peas. That's what Vectorman looks like. Well one day he was driving his SLUDGE BARGE #69 to the sun to deliver another load of garbage (he's an intergalactic garbage man, that's his job) when he saw a small spaceship just floating around in space that looked pretty lost. So he took his intergalactic 18-wheeler and latched the ship to it and returned to his home, Planet Earth.

Inside of the spaceship was a small girl named Hanyuu who had long blue hair, horns, and wore a miko outfit for no apparent reason. She told Vectorman that the world was ending because of the evil overlord Nep-Nep who had taken over the world and was going to destroy it because she was evil. Vectorman seemed pretty confused about this whole evil Nep-Nep thing because he had been living on Earth for the past 2 years and in that time he had seen a nuclear bomb and a giant spider both try to take over the planet but never heard of this "Nep-Nep."

But speak of the devil and she shall appeareth and the evil Nep-Nep appeared and decleared that in the name of anime she was going to destroy the world and rebuild it as a fanservice utopia where the camera is permanently fixated underneath cute anime girls' skirts. This made Vectorman very angry and he shouted "NO ANIME" in his robot voice and shot lots of bullets at Nep-Nep from his hand that is shaped like the greater than symbol. But Nep-Nep took out her legendary wooden sword and deflected all of his bullets and was all like "THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?" and lunged at Vectorman but Hanyuu took the shot and died. Vectorman was very sad that Hanyuu was died but was determined to take down Nep-Nep in her honour.

An epic battle ensued in which Vectorman shoot lots of bulleta and Nep-Nep deflected them all and she attack him with lots of sword but he dodged them all. "CHICKEN FIGHT LIKE A ROBOT" Vectorman yelled his famous line and started building up power for 12 hours to use his super move the Orb-Blast. Nep-Nep then said "Alright I'm gonna have to get serious! No attacking while I'm transforming!1" and she began her transofmation into her true form Purple Heart. But while she was transforming a voice came from the sky yelling "Hau-au nano-desu!" and Hanyuu dropkicked Nep-Nep mid-transformation. Vectorman was surprised to see her alive and dropkicking and Hanyuu was like "Hah you thought you could kill me that easily nanodesu! I am the not-evil evil god Hanyuu nano-desu! I am immortal nano-desu! Haaaaaaaaaaaa nanodesu!" And started attacking the evil Nep-Nep with her awesome lightning powers.

Nep-Nep couldn't handle the power of Hanyuu's awesome lighting and perished. "WOW HANYUU YOU ARE THE COOLEST" Vectorman said in his robot voice, and Hanyuu replied "Of course I am nano-desu!" But then Vectorman realized something. "WAIT A SECOND AREN'T YOU ANIME TOO?" He asked. "Uhhh, no, of course not nano-desu" Hanyuu replied nervously in her cute anime girl voice. "NO ANIME" Vectorman shouted and he shot her in the head the end.

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Hanyuu and Vectorman were walking through the mess that was Planet Earth. It was full of garbage, since that was how the humans left it after leaving Vectorman and the other orbots to clean up the mess. Vectorman took Hanyuu to his home. "YOU MUST BE HUNGRY" Vectorman said in his robot voice. "Yes I am nano-desu! I haven't eaten anything in 3 days nano-desu!" Hanyuu said. "WELL WAIT RIGHT THERE I WILL PREPARE YOU SOME FOOD." Vectorman said and he made tacos for the both of them. "Wow this looks delicious nano-desu! Itadakimaaaaaasu! Nano-desu!" Hanyuu said and she started to eat the taco. Little did she know the taco was actually very spicy because Vectorman loves spicy. "NOOOOOO –NANODESU! THIS TACO IS TOO SPICY –NANODESU!" and Hanyuu's eyes started to water as she took the first bite out of the taco.