John Phoenix stood on the stage.
"My stories are not boring because I'm not Enemy of John Phoenix."
Then I stood on the stage.
"Dakoolguy is an "interesting" writer... but do any of his recent stories have explosions?"
The crowd said "no."
"My stories DO have explosions, they're when John Phoenix blows up. However, John Phoenix keeps squirming his way out of his fate, so I'll just have to blow him up by force."
I took out a remote control and pressed the button.
"NO-" said John Phoenix but it was too late to stop me.
The entire planet blew up and ceased to exist. All of life was destroyed including John Phoenix.