Tell Me How To Fix You
Chapter 31
By: The Duchess of Arendelle
Part 2 – Alcohol, Robots and Rock
AN: Here ya go, sorry for the mistakes. Enjoy the Once Upon a Time reference btw! :) And Rapunzel. Oh Rapunzel.
Back in the living room, Elsa looked confused and concerned. "I- Is everything okay? What was that all about?" she asked the redhead as soon as she got in the room. Anna gave the blonde a reassuring smile. "Oh that? That was nothing. Just the pizza guy trying to get a bigger tip." She told her girlfriend, sitting down in the seat beside her. "Yeah, but, are you sure? There was a lot of commotion… and is that my frying pan?" Elsa asked, face scrunching in even more confusion. Anna thought she looked adorable. "Yes, trust me Elsa, everything's fine." She told the blonde, grabbing her hand and giving it a quick reassuring squeeze before letting it go. "Now!" she said in a loud voice, jumping up from her seat. "Let the celebration commence!"
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"Ok, so the rules of the OUAT drinking game are as follows." Anna began, pointing to each of the drinks laid out before them. "Every time there's UST between Regina and Emma-"
"Unresolved sexual tension…" Rapunzel explained with a wink. Elsa blushed and Anna pressed on. "You take a shot of vodka. Every time Henry is being a little ass, you take a shot of tequila."
"You'll be smashed five minutes in." Rapunzel interrupted again, whispering to Elsa. "And every time Regina does that scowl and or evil smirk into the camera, you take a shot of both." Anna finished with a smile. Elsa didn't look too excited about the game, but she nodded in understanding none the less. "Okay! So let's get started!" Anna clapped her hands together excitedly.
2 Episodes Later
"… oh and Miss. Swann? (Pause, eyes roam over Emma's body) Stay away from my son."
"Oh! Oh! UST and a scowl! Triple shots!" Rapunzel cheered, already completely drunk by the end of the first episode. That's why she loved this drinking game. Rapunzel reached for the shot glass, laughing uncontrollably as she brought the small glass to her lips. "Co- come on guys, you next." She continued laughing as she finished the last shot. Anna smiled in amusement, she was also smashed, but she could handle it a lot better than her cousin. With a giggle, Anna reached for a shot glass, quickly downing the vodka, before moving on to the tequila. She wince as the liquid burned its way down her throat. "Whoo!" Rapunzel cheered. She then looked over at Elsa expectedly. "Come on Ms. Frost, now you! You haven't partic-partici- joined in this game yet, you've been nursing that same wine cooler for almost 2 hours now." Rapunzel addressed the blonde, slurring only a little. Elsa looked over at Rapunzel, not sure what to say. She wanted to join in on the fun, but she was a little scared. How would she act if she was drunk? Would she try something with Anna that neither of them were ready for? Would she embarrass herself by freaking out? Would she have another anxiety attack? She really didn't want to find out, thus the reason she'd been sipping on the same wine cooler for 2 hours. Elsa felt a slight tug on the arm of her favorite light blue sweater. She turned to look at the redhead who was sitting awfully close to her on the large couch. She looked up at Elsa and gave the girl a relaxed smiled, eyes slightly glassy but still bright and alert. She leaned into the blonde and spoke.
"Elsa, it's ok. Just let go."
Elsa looked down at the grinning redhead, then over at the shot glasses gleaming in front of her. She gulped hard once before glancing back at Anna and her encouraging smile. Leaning forward with a sigh, Elsa picked up the small glass. Rapunzel quickly handed a bottle of tequila over to Anna, who in turn filled the glass with the clear drink. "Here, these will help." Anna told the blonde, handing her a freshly cut lime slice and putting a taste of salt on her hand. Elsa looked confused and Anna mentally face palmed. "Duh genius, she's never drank before." Smiling, Anna explained to Elsa what to do. "Okay, so first you're gonna want to lick that salt off your hand, then bite down on that lime, then you quickly drink the tequila in one go. Got it?" Anna asked, making sure the blonde understood. Elsa nodded her head slowly and hesitantly. "Ok Elsa, time to let go…" she thought to herself. Closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, Elsa followed Anna's instructions. Darting her tongue out, she licked the small hill of salt off her hand, (Which Anna watched with rapt attention) she then quickly bit down on the lime wedge, and finally downing the glass of tequila. Slightly slamming the glass back on the table, she winced and began coughing like she was coming up fir air. Once the coughing subsided, Rapunzel and Anna both waited with baited breath to hear Elsa's verdict. The blonde sat there for a second, face unreadable. Finally after what felt like an eternity, she spoke. "It's… It's actually not too bad…" Elsa responded, voice slightly raspy from the alcohol. Rapunzel cheered again and Anna had to cross her legs at the tone of the blonde's voice. "Oh. My… Hot." She thought to herself.
"Yes! On to Episode 3!" Rapunzel announced loudly, refilling all of their shot glasses. She spilled a bit on the coffee table and Elsa quickly got up from her seat. Heading into the kitchen to get some paper towels, she made quick work of the mess. Rapunzel leaned over to whisper drunkenly into Anna's ear. "Doe- Does she always do that?" she asked with a raised brow. Anna sighed a bit then smiled as she watched her girlfriend wiped down the coffee table and began to arrange the alcohol by size and shape. "Ya."
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"I can't… I can- can't believe we w-watched tha whole seasones'." Rapunzel slurred out. She was currently sprawled out on the floor wearing a pair of Ray Bans on her face and snapback on her head. They were all wearing Ray Bans and snapbacks, as at some point during their game, Rapunzel thought it would make them look cool. Anna nodded her head in agreement, then stopped when she felt the room spinning. The TV. was now off and several bottle of empty and half drunken alcohol sat around them. The room was a mess with chair pillows strewn on the floor, along with pizza boxes, chip bags, chocolate wrappers, and a lot more. But Elsa couldn't find it within here clouded mind to care. For the first time in what literally felt like forever, she didn't care about messes, or disappointing, or… anything. Her mind was blink and she felt free. Freer than she ever felt. Elsa stumbled off of the chair and onto her feet, heading for the stereo she browsed through her CDs. "I want- I want listen t-to some music." Elsa stated with a small laugh. Anna sat up further in her chair and smiled. "Oh my God. Elsa, that's the best idea I've ever heard. Like ever." Anna responded. "Yeah, I want to dance! Oh! Oh! Anna, do you remem- remember that one concert we went to, the summer before graduation?" Rapunzel chimed in from the floor beside her. Anna thought for a second, fighting though her alcohol filled haze. Finally it came to her and she perked up, looking at her cousin with a wide smile.
"The Shitty RObots!" they both exclaimed loudly at the same time. They then dissolved into a fit of uncontrollable laugher. Elsa smiled at the two, completely confused. She laughed at their laugher. "Who's 'The Shitty Robots'?" she asked the two cousins. They both stopped laughing and looked up at Elsa with an incredulous look. "You- you've never heard of 'The Shitty RObots?" Rapunzel asked. Elsa shook her head no and the brunette jumped to her feet. "Okay, you know what? Okay… wait here. Don't move. Okay? Don't…" Rapunzel staggered over to her suitcase stashed in the corner of Elsa's apartment. Digging through it, she quickly found what she was looking for. "Ah ha!" she squealed. Rushing back to the other two girls as best she could, she handed Elsa a CD case. The cover consisted of a black backdrop with two square chrome robots, one with a pink Mohawk and the other with a green. They wore spikey neck collars and punk leather jackets. In big neon pink and green letters, the words 'The Shitty RObots' were scribbled across the top of the cover. Elsa raised her eyebrow and then began to laugh. "Who- what is this?" she asked, completely amused. "Dude, it's 'The Shitty RObots!' only the best indie punk rock band out!" Rapunzel explained excitedly. Anna nodded again in agreement.
"You guys don't look like the type that listens to punk rock." Elsa stated, greatly amused. Both the cousins looked offended. "Excuse us? What exactly do you mean by that?" Anna asked, walking up to Elsa. Elsa smirked wickedly. "You two are powder puffs." Elsa plainly stated as she tried to hold back her laugh at the cousins look of offense. Anna gaped. "Power pu-? Ok Punz, put it in." Anna stated, eyes not leaving Elsa's. "Let's show the princess here how we rock." The redhead finished. Rapunzel nodded once, taking the CD case out of Elsa's hand and putting it in her Bose CD player.
"Ello Portland, we are The Shitty' RObots and we're here to play for you Robo-maniacs! Are you shitheads ready? One, two, three, four…" These were the first words that blasted through the speakers, followed by extremely loud electric guitars and drums. Anna and Rapunzel started to play the air guitar, jumping around the room and singing along off key. Elsa watched it all take place and laughed as Anna grabbed her head and started to jump and dance. After little prompting Elsa finally joined in and all three girls were having a blast. Jumping around and laughing to the top of their lungs.
(40 minutes later)
I hear the voices, the pinnacle noises,
Smashing in my brain
Mashing up my brain
Driving me insane
Driving me insannneeee
*Knock Knock*
A series of hard knocks came at the door as Rapunzel and Anna screeched the lyrics out to their favorite track on the CD. Elsa just danced along, laughing and enjoying herself. Anna stopped singing and stumbled over to the door, huge smile still on her face and hair wild from all the dancing. "Hold your horses!" she screamed over the music as another round of knocks struck the door. The redhead swung the door open and her smile quickly dropped when she saw who was at the door.
"Oh, um. Good- good evening officers… How can I help you?" she asked, trying to appear more sober than she really was. The two stone faced officers looked at her disapprovingly. "Hey Anna who is it?" Rapunzel stumbled over. "Oh hello their officers, what's up?" she asked the men in uniform. Anna's eyes widened. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, no, no. Under aged girl. Alcohol. Loud music. Alcohol. Shit. Anna closed her eyes for a second to calm herself. "Like I said officers, how can I help you?" she asked as she subtly tried to shoo Rapunzel away. The girl wasn't getting the hint, so she continued to linger, smiling obliviously at the officers.
"Is this your apartment?" The brown hair officer asked, trying to peek inside the place. Anna closed the door slightly to block his view and shook her head no. "Um, no. No, actually I live on the 3rd floor. This is my friend's place." She responded politely. "I see, and is this your friend?" he asked, pointing to Rapunzel, eyeing her suspiciously. Before Anna could respond, Rapunzel interjected. "No silly, I'm her cousin. I'm from Arendelle, I'm just visiting- OW!" Anna tried to subtly elbow Rapunzel into shutting up before she revealed something she wasn't supposed to. The two officers looked at each other then back at the girls. "Mam' may we come in?" the blonde officer asked. "Oh, no I don't think that's a go-" the officers ignored the redhead as they stepped into the apartment anyway. "Shit." Anna whispered as she followed behind the two men. The officers looked around the apartment and at the blonde girl still dancing alone by the stereo. They turned back to Anna and Rapunzel, the blonde one addressing the girls.
"Have you ladies been drinking tonight?" he asked, stepping close to Anna. "Yes!" Rapunzel yelled and Anna winced. Shit. Shit. Shit. The brown haired officer looked at the blonde one before yelling over the loud rock music. "Could you cut that music off?" he asked loudly. The brown haired officer stepped outside while Anna rushed over to the stereo system to cut the music off. The swaying Elsa aww'd at the loss of music and leaned on Anna for support. "Where'd the music go?" she asked as Anna led her over to the couch. "Yeah, why'd we have to turn off the music?" Rapunzel complained. At that moment, the brown haired officer re-entered the room.
"Because we brought our own." He responded seriously before taking out a CD player and hitting the play button. Anna's eyes widened in shock and confusion as she watch the two fake police officers strip off their pants. Rapunzel jumped in place and clapped excitedly. "Yay! I knew it! The strippers I ordered are here!" she cheered. Anna turned to Rapunzel, still in shock. "I'm sorry… the what you ordered?"
"The stripers." The blonde one answered, smiling seductively and moving to grind on Anna. Anna quickly jumped back and frowned. "Ew. No, Rapunzel, why would you… WHY?!" Anna yelled at her cousin over the super hype dance music the strippers were playing. "Because this is a party! And you said the only thing that was missing was strippers!" Rapunzel answered in a duh voice. Anna smacked her forehead. Hard. "Streamers. I said, streamers Punz. And I was freaking joking. Why would I want strippers?! And how did you afford this anyway?" Anna asked angrily. "I used Elsa's black card." Rapunzel explained matter of factly. Anna eyes widened even more. "Elsa's- Elsa's black card?! You stole Elsa's black card?! Elsa has a black card?!" Anna asked the drunken brunette. Rapunzel scoffed. "Uh- yeah. Elsa's a billionaire. She's an OCD recluse, but she's still a billionaire. SO yeah, she has a black card. And I didn't steal it, I asked her if I could borrow it." The brunette explained. Anna shook her head in disbelief as she swatted the dancers away again. "And when did you have the time to do this?" she asked incredulously. Rapunzel shrugged. "When you went to the bathroom…"
Anna was beyond upset. She was livid and horrified. But she realized she was the one in the wrong. She let her under aged cousin consume copious amounts of alcohol and left her innocent, first time drinking girlfriend alone with said under aged drunken cousin for a minute. Shaking her head, she saw the dancers moving over to Rapunzel, and the brunette began to dance with them. "Oh no. no. no. no. Out. Now. Get your cop uniforms, get your music, and get your six pacs out of here. Anna began to shove the men out of the door. Elsa stumbled into the room, dreary eyed and confused. "Who are they?" she asked, looking at their shirtless and underwear clad bodies then back at Anna. "Them? They are leaving." The redhead responded as she continued to shove them out the door. "Bye strippers!" Rapunzel yelled as they were shoved out into the hallway, door slamming in their faces.
"Hey! We still get paid right?"
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"Okay, so that was. Yeah… I got nothing." Anna said, laying down beside Elsa on the blonde's bed. Rapunzel was sprawled out on living room floor, completely dead to the world as she silently snored. "Yes, but I had fun..." Elsa whispered out sleepily with a small laugh. She turned over, snuggling closer in Anna's arms as she looked up at the beautiful redhead. Slowly moving forward, she pressed her lips against Anna's. Anna gasped in surprise at the contact and Elsa took the opportunity to deepen the kiss. Slipping her tongue into the redhead's mouth, she sighed happily as she continued to kiss the love of her life. Anna moved her tongue in time with Elsa's, savoring the taste that she could only describe as Elsa. After an eternity, or at least that's what it felt like, Anna broke the kiss, panting slightly as she smiled at the blonde in her arms. Elsa smiled back, skin flushed from her drunken state and the searing kiss she'd just shared. "Thank you." She whispered, placing her hands on Anna's face, fingers tracing over every inch of it. "For what?" Anna asked, slightly confused. "For being with me. For helping me let go, if only for a night." The blonde responded as she began to drift. Anna smiled and held the blonde closer, planting a gentle kiss on the top of her head. "I love you Elsa, and I'll always be here for you." Anna whispered back. Elsa smiled sleepily, only half in this world. "Promise?" she asked. "I promise." Anna responded quietly. The redhead looked over to see the blonde sleeping soundly beside her.
"Sweet dreams Snowflake."
AN: LOL. I just thought that would be something Rapunzel would do. I'm sorry. It was just so fun. So yeah, The Shitty RObots aren't real, I made them up and that little song. Those who actually read my ANs would get it. And O la la, a little Elsanna loving? Oh yeah. So, hope you guys enjoyed this two part update. I love you guys, see ya. In 2 weeks. For real this time. Review, Follow, and Fav if you please. BTW, do you guys want to see The Shitty RObots CD cover? I have it pictured in my mind. If you guys want, I can draw it on my computer. Peace!