"Ding dong" said the church bells. The only gay black priest in the state of florida, Enrico Pucci, finished sweeping the floor and decided to say f god and stop sweeping His floor. Just as he was finished, a really fucking hot bisexual vampire appeared and was like "hi cutie". Startled, enriched flour pucci looked at the bisexual icon and said, "your sexuality is invalid! Im gonna kill you!". Amused, the vampire, named DIO, smiled and looked at the peeist. "Oh yeah? Your gay". Shocked, poopi looked at DIO and threw one hell of a punch at him with his tiny gay black arms. Did i tell you he's black? Anyway, it did literally nothing to Dio lmao. Sorry im too tired to write his name big and bold anymore, so fuck off. Aaaanyway, dio was like, "k-kawaii…." and blushed at how cute he thought this man was. He asked enchiridion poochie one simple question. "Do you believe in 'gravity'?" pucchingi was perplexed. "What kind of dumb idiot question is that? Are you stupid? Im gonna kill you with my M431 minigun!" and so pucci pulled out his M431 minigun and opened fire on dio. Dio didnt die from it, because he's bisexual, and used his stand THE WORLD to stop time and cop a feel on pucci. After the timestop pucci was told what happened by dio because dio is a fucking idiot. Pucci was embarrased but ultimately he was vibin doe. And then dio was like, hey wanna have sex? And pucci was like dude no we just met, take me to dinner first. And so dio took him to dinner and then they saw a movie, and the movie kinda sucked but it was that kinda bad where you can still laugh at it with a friend so it was all good. And then they just had a genuinely good time together and pucci gave dio a ride home to egypt :) and then dio died, and robert downey jr said, "what?"