Kim Potential…
Summary: A desperate Dr. Drakken has sensibly reviewed his Files of Past Plots to find the most effective weapon yet used on KP and improve it with unexpected results. Ron and company find they have a new partner.
Disclaimer: No infringement intended.
Part V…
Middleton High…Four days later
"Well, guys…" Shego sighed…A tear welling.
Good God, it's real. She blinked desperately.
"It's been a joy working with you all. But, such is the life of a sub…" she paused. "I want you all to know how much I've enjoyed this week."
Dear God, I really have…
"And thanks for being so supportive and attentive. I hope you did learn a few things this week, I know I did."
"Really wish you weren't going, Mrs. L." Ron noted.
"Thanks, Ron." she beamed. "And thanks for the fruit basket and the card. All of you."
And thanks Drew, for letting me stay even if it was a little risky under the aegis of being a way to keep an eye on Possible and her sidelugs till Kimmy II is ready to be born.
Slight twist of ring…
"I hope we get to meet Mr. Lepinsky sometime, Mrs Lepinsky." Kim had come to shake hands. "He must be quite a guy."
You don't know the half of it, you sweet kid.
Uh…Lets grip…Archfoe here. Even if she is a wonderful student and a joy to teach.
Hmmn…Kim, a bit puzzled. Almost could swear I've felt that grip before.
Mrs. Lewis in fourth grade, second semester English?
"Gentlemen…Ladies…" Drakken, beaming, eyed the seated group of henchthugs crowded into the basement of the bungalow lair…A returned Shego back in her battle suit, seated in front. Pulling glove over ring finger…Still can't get the dratted thing off.
"This is an auspicious occasion…Not merely a victory for Evil…But one for Civilization…If one considers a civilization ruled by me to be the ultimate achievement, that is…"
But no need to get the super grease from lab stores, thanks…She noted to Walter, the henchthug seated next to her who'd suggested it.
"And now…Right here, on this stage of a bioreactor platform…" Drakken continued…Making dramatic pause.
"Come on, come on…" A peeved voice from behind the curtain covering the bioreactor. "I'm getting bored here."
"Sorry…Kimberly Potential, ladies and gentlemen!" he drew the curtain to reveal a frowning Kim in standard Kim dress.
Thank God I remembered to remind him to let one of the droids dress her…Shego sighed.
"Yeah…Hi." Potential nodded curtly. "Can we eat now? I'm starved."
"Kim Possible?!..." a nervous henchthug gasped.
"Now, now…" Drakken put up a hand. Potential frowning at the nervous henchthug, then glancing away, clearly bored…Polishing nails on her blouse.
"I know many of you weren't in on the full project but I'm sure rumors leaked out…This is our own Kimmy Potential, perfect human clone of Kim Possible."
Pin drop heard…
"So if she's perfect, why isn't she killing us?" Shego called.
Hey, someone has to do it…She shrugged at the frowning Drakken.
"Pardon me…Perfect Evil clone of Kim Possible." Drakken corrected.
"She should still wanna kill us…Even more so…" Shego noted.
Drakken, frowning deeper. But slight smile at end.
Thanks, She…You're really selling it.
No problem, Drew…Her smile back. It's what I do.
"True enough except…Kimberly?"
"Yeah." Bored tone.
"You do have all Kim Possible's memories, right?"
"Lucky me…Yeah."
"But you are dedicated to Evil, right?"
"It's a turnon…" she shrugged.
"And who's your number one guy?"
Shego frowning a bit…
I know he wanted to be sure he could control her…But couldn't he have gone for 'real Dad'?
Beam from Potential… "You know you are, Drewsie." She sprang to his side, embracing…
Uh…
Grrr…Shego rising in seat…
"That's fine, Kimberly…Please…" Drakken a bit nervous…
Wouldn't want the minions to get the wrong idea about me. It was the only way to be certain she'd heed my commands.
"Whatever, babe…" she resumed bored tone, standing by him.
"And you will help me destroy your original, Kim Possible? And conquer the world afterwards?"
"Sure, why not…" she shrugged. "I will get something out of it, right?"
"My eternal thanks…" he beamed.
She beamed a look of total adoration… "Oh, Drewsie…"
Oh, crap…Shego rolled eyes.
My heart is breaking…Drew…What have you done?
"Any chance you could throw a little bling in with that?" Potential asked.
"Well…" Drakken hesitated.
"Just askin'…You know I'd grab everything I want you don't rule out anyhow…Sweetheart." She patted his hand. Glancing over the seats…Eyes narrowing as they locked on target…Shego's in return…
Oh, you enemy…Think you're worthy of my Drewsie? Both in single thought…
Loser…And I have the memories to prove it from original Kimmy the goody-goody idiot…
Homewrecker…And I have the ring…Even if it was a prop…
"So, junior members…" Potential eyed the group, focusing on Shego… "Listen up while my Drewsie gives us his plan for using me to destroy that airhead twin of mine."
The one person I hate even more than…Narrow look to Shego…
Well, plasma girl's a good human shield for Drewsie till I finish off KP and her idiot band.
"Dr. Drakken?" she nodded, politely…
"Thanks, Kimberly…Folks…Before I begin, lets have a round of applause for all of us…We all deserve it. You all deserve it. A marvelous job!"
Potential leading vigorous clapping…
"Especially our chief underling…" Potential noted, saccharine smile… "Ms. Shego…Nice job there, kid." Innocent tone.
Shego, blinking…My God, she's better than me at this…
Grrr…
"Are we paying her anything, Drewsie?" Potential asked a somewhat embarrassed Drakken… "We oughta double it."
GRRRRRR…
"Ooohh yeahh yeah
I'm no basic average girl
And I'm here to steal the world
You can't stop me
Cause I'm Kim Po-ten-tial
There is nothin I can't do
When my Drewsie calls
Just know that I am on my way
It doesn't matter where or
When if Drew's in trouble
Ya just call my name
Kim Potential
Call me, beep me if ya
Wanna reach me
If ya wanna die that's the way
I just ignore you until I hear
My Drewsie's ring
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
If Drew wants me it's alright
Whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if Drew
Wants to reach me
Message clear, I am here
(Let me warn you)
I'm never gonna leave you alone
(I am on my way)
You should always fear me
When it gets stuck you better flee
Cause I will help Drew find his way
(Help you find your way, yeah right)
It doesn't matter where or
when there's trouble
You'll hear my name
Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me
When ya wanna die that's the way
I just ignore you until I hear
my Drewsie's ring
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
Everything's gonna be alright
Whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if Drew
wants reach me
But don't call me, beep me if you
wanna reach me
Cause if you wanna die that's the way…
Doesn't matter where
Doesn't matter when
I will be there for Drew til the very end
Danger or trouble
I'll make it double
You know that you always can call
Kim Potential
Yeaahh yeaah…Right, sucker…
Call me, beep me if Drew
Wants to reach me
When ya wanna die that's the way
I just can't wait until I hear
my Drewsie ring
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
Everything is gonna be alright
Whenever Drew needs me,
whenever you need me baby"
"Who do you want destroyed, sweetie?"