Chris McLean: Last Time On Drawn Together Island All-Stars! The Campers didn't seem to trust each other so I reminded them about one of the most important things on the island..trust. I set up a few trust challenges that the Campers we're forced to compete it. The cookers didn't do very well in the cooking challenge as everybody was vomiting..it was one hectic day. People got mauled by poodles, attacked by wild snakes, hit with crab apples, and finally we're forced to eat..disgusting food. Like Moss! The Enormous Elephants Won the challenge and Heather was Voted Off, But she saved herself with her Secret invincibility Statue. Therefore Miley Cyrus was eliminated with the second most votes. Find Out Who Will Be Robbed Of a million dollars this time on..Drawn Together Island..All-Stars!
Chef Hatchet: Alright! You Listen Up Campers! Chris Is Having A Free Day Today!
Heather: Oh, So Chris gets free days and we don't. Wow, So Cliche.
Chef Hatchet: Okay! That'll be just enough outta you! Now This Is My Challenge! So Y'all are gonna go by my rules! Until Chris Comes Back..This Is My Episode! Okay?
Everyone: Okay!
Chef Hatchet: Okay, So I Have A Little Announcement Chris Told me to tell y'all! The teams are now dissolved! It's Merge Day!
Everyone: Yay! Yes! Woohoo!
Chef Hatchet: Okay..The Name Of The Merge Team Is..Kama-Kamasar-Oh, Forget It! I can't say these stupid names! Let's Just Call You Campers.
Heather: Why Is The Merge So Early?
Chef Hatchet: Chris Knew You we're gonna ask silly questions like that but I'm tough so I'm not gonna answer!
Heather: Grr.
Chef Hatchet: Don't you give me attitude young lady! Fine! You want no merge! There's no merge then!
Everyone: No! Please!
Chef Hatchet: Fine..It's officially Merge Day! As A Reward For Making It To The Merge..You Get a decent breakfast..You've Earned It. Whispers Filthy Brats.
Heather (conf): Whatever. I knew I would make it this far. Just Wanna Say, The First 10 people that got eliminated, y'all we're amazing. Miley, You Know you we're an incredible player. Sorry. Belle, We'll always be friends, Just Saying. Ellody..Well..I don't really have much to say about you..you we're kinda the first person kicked off the show..
Eminem: Private Boys Alliance Meeting..
50 Cent: Alright..
Eminem: So..Now we can celebrate! Merge Day!
50 Cent: Yeah Ikr!
Chef Hatchet: Okay! No More Celebrating! Time's Up! It's Time For The Challenge! Okay! The First Challenge Is Too Hold A Canoe over you're head! If I catch you with you're hand off the canoe, You're Eliminated! One Person Must give up and quit and go to the Red Carpet Of Shame and ring the bell, when this happens, y'all will go to lunch, but the person who quits is out of the challenge. Let's start!
Heather: I'm Not Losing This Challenge! Just Saying!
Eminem: On Yeah, Regina George, Ya Sure about that? I've got a good feeling that I'm gonna win.
Heather: Ugh! Stop Calling Me Regina George!
Eminem: Aw, The Princess doesn't like the truth.
Heather: Ugh! Shut Up!
Justin Bieber: Heather! We're still working together right!
Heather: Oh...Yeah!
Heather (conf): Okay. I know Miley's already eliminated so there's no use to keep Justin as an ally but...I can keep him around a little while longer. He's actually benefiting my game. He's Like a human shield.
Ash: Pikachu! You Holding On!
Pikachu: I don't really care but I might aswell try.
Donald Trump: Sweats. This Is The Hardest Thing I've ever done in my life!
Omarosa: Think About It! Don't You Wanna Win, Donald! You've made it this far all the way to the merge! Don't quit now!
Donald Trump: O-O-Okay!
Marshmello: I-I-I can't really see anymore..my vision is getting foggy through this mask..I-I..I think I have to quit. Drops Canoe.
Marshmello Quits And Rings The Bell.
Chef Hatchet: Okay! Marshmello is the first person to quit! Take A Break and get lunch! Also, You all lasted 2 Hours and 13 Minutes Before Marshmello Quit. Not A Good Record. By The Way..This Challenge Is About You're Dignity..You're physical Challenge skills..It's to make y'all get better at challenges for the rest of the game! Now is the time that you need to prepare for the game because today is Merge Day-
Pikachu: Okay! We don't need you're life story! Can We Please Eat In Peace Now?
Chef Hatchet: Hey you! You! Never interrupt me as I am speaking motivational! As I was Saying! Today..Is You're Preparation..for the days to come..today is you're chance to prove you're status in the game! Are You A Loser? Or A Winner! Well, Marshmello you're obviously a hopeless loser because you we're the first person to lose.
Marshmello: Hey!
Pikachu: Dang. Talk About Sir Talks A Lot. Chef wouldn't stop rambling on.
50 Cent: Ikr. Ay, Everyone! Listen Up! Mocks Chef. Preparation..Blah Blah Blah..Challenges..Blah Blah Blah..Merge..Blah Blah Blah!
Everyone Laughs.
Chef Hatchet: Ay, You! Stop Mocking Me Immediately and gimme 30 push-ups! Next Time You Do That, You're Auto-Eliminated! And That Goes For All Of You!
Pikachu: I can't believe I'm saying this but..I want Chris back..
Marshmello: Hey Guys..Uh..Sorry For Losing The Challenge..It-It was just getting so hard to see under my mask..
Pikachu: Nah, It's Okay, now that we're merged but if we we're still on teams you would've been dead lmao.
Marshmello: Gulps.
Chef Hatchet: Alright! Break's Up! Time For The Second Challenge! Let's Start With A Dance Warm-Up! Pikachu, Yes?
Pikachu: Yeah, Sorry. I have something to say. We had like a 5 minute break!!
Chef Hatchet: Nobody Cares! Warm-Up Time! Let's Start! Stretch To The Left! Stretch To The Right! Yes, Disco Time! Jog On The Spot! Shimmy To The Right! Yeah, Shimmy To The Left! Jump Up And Down! Now Stretch You're Shoulders! Stretch You're Leg Muscles! Get Them All Ready For The Challenge! Dance Time! Yes! Yes! Yes! Dance! Dance! Dance! Dancing Through The Night! Okay! Now our warm-ups are done! Let's Start The Second Challenge! You're Challenge is too write a 300-Word Essay About How I'm Amazing And Awesome In So Many Different Ways. You Have 30 Minutes On The Clock! If You Do Not Finish You're 300-Word Essay Or you fall asleep in that 30 minute time limit, you will be auto-eliminated from this invincibility Challenge. Also, Pikachu..for having such a stupid and silly objection, you're writing 400 Words In You're Essay! Congratulations!
Pikachu: Grr.
Chef Hatchet: Actually..Because Pikachu Had To Go And Talk! You're all gonna write 400 Words In You're Essay! Begin!
Everyone: Grr.
Chef Hatchet: You're 10 minutes in! I hope you've made progress! Also, Here's a little tip: Make sure to get all the little details about how I'm extra amazing!
Pikachu: Ugh..I've had enough of this..
50 Cent: Same..
Pikachu: Ay, Chef..That's more of an order then a tip..just sayin-
Chef Hatchet: Does It Look Like I Care?! And that's Sergeant Hatchet to you!
Pikachu: Since when are you Sergeant Hatchet? You're always Chef Hatchet.
Chef Hatchet: For Today..I'm Sergeant Hatchet! Drop down and gimme 20!
Justin Bieber: Hey Heather.
Heather: What?! What Do You Want!
Justin Bieber: Just Wondering..How many words have you written?
Heather: 143..Make That 144.
Justin Bieber: Nice..I've written 105.
Heather: Cool, Now If You don't mind, I gotta get back to work.
Chef Hatchet: You are officially 25 minutes in! Hope y'all are almost done!
Heather: Come On! Almost Done! 301..302..303..304..305..306..307..308..
Chef Hatchet: 1 minute left!
Pikachu: I'm almost done..but I'd rather not finish it.
50 Cent: How Many Words Have You Written?
Pikachu: 399.
50 Cent: Then Just Write That Last Word! Come On, I'm already done!
Pikachu: Fine. Only Because I would like invincibility.
Chef Hatchet: Time's Up! Hope Y'all Are Done!
Omarosa: I think I was the first person to Finish!
Chef Hatchet: Nicki! Stop Playing On You're Back-Up Phone! Confiscated! You're Out!
Nicki Minaj: Noooooo!
Heather: Buh-Bye Nicki.
Chef Hatchet: And Then There We're 10..Eminem, Stop Writing! Oooo, Looks Like you didn't finish, Eminem..that means, You're Out! Now There Is 9..
Eminem: Aw..Yay! Now I get too sleep in my cabin!
Chef Hatchet: It looks like everyone else finished! That Means Dinner Time!
Pikachu: Yes! I'm Starving.
Chef Hatchet: You're getting..grubs with stinky beer from the garbage!
Others: EW!
Chris McLean: Chef..You're actually really good at this hosting job for the day!
Chef Hatchet: Alright! Challenge Time! This Is Challenge #3! You're Challenge Is Too Run This Muddy, Stinky, Dirty Obstacle Course To Prove You're A Real Soldier!
Others: Yes, Sergeant Hatchet!
Ash: I-I..I think I need to go to the infirmary..Spits Out Mud.
Chef Hatchet: Alright! Ash Is Going To Be Medically Evacuated Because I don't think he's alright.
Pikachu: Eh, Bye Kid.
Chef Hatchet: Pikachu! Stop! Get back on the course or else you're auto-eliminated!
Pikachu: No!
Chef Hatchet: Oh, So You Wanna Get Auto-Eliminated?!
Pikachu: Yes! I QUIT THIS CHALLENGE!
Chef Hatchet: Grr.
Pikachu: Grr.
Chef Hatchet: And Then..There We're..7..
Donald Trump: Phew..I don't think..I can..go on any..longer!
Omarosa: Come On Trump! Finish The Course And Then You're Safe!
Chef Hatchet: Too Late! Donald, You're Out! Now There's 6! Have some food before the last challenge! Take A Break..Because You Will Need It!
Heather (conf): Okay, Final 6 and of course I'm still in! I'm so Winning invincibility!
Justin Bieber: Ew! Ew! Ew! My Face! My Beautiful Face! Is It Still Beautiful?? Is It???
Pikachu: Woah, Dude chill out..
Justin Bieber: Sorry..All That Mud Might Have Wrecked My Face!
Justin Bieber (conf): The Mud might have wrecked my face and that was a terrible disaster..but I'm doing anything for invincibility..
50 Cent: Dude, Chill..You're Face Is Not Wrecked..Kinda..
Justin Bieber: AHHHHHHHHH!
Omarosa: Donald..Don't Worry..It's Okay..The Only Reason You We're Eliminated was Because Chef was angry and he was just going hard on you for no reason..
Donald Trump (conf): Oh, I Bet Now She's Just Trying To Taunt Me! Well, I'll get Omarosa back for her taunting!
Omarosa (conf): Taunting?! Taunting!? I'm trying to help him! I have to make him see that I'm trying to help him!
Chef Hatchet: It's time for the last challenge! You're Final army challenge of the evening is..too hang from a tree..upsidown..
Foxxy Love: How Are We Supposed To Do THAT!?
Chef Hatchet: You'll hang from the tree with you're Legs..and you'll be upsidown..The Person Who's on the tree the longest and doesn't drop out, Wins invincibility and a reward!
Foxxy Love: Uh-Ohs.
Nicki Minaj: Dang It, Another special Reward, I could've gotten!
Chef Hatchet: Begin!
Heather: Alright..The Blood Is starting to rush too my head..
Carrie Underwood: Me Too..Guys..Sorry..I'm gonna have to drop out..I don't wanna hurt my head or the poor tree! Bye-Bye Tree!
Carrie Is Eliminated.
Chef Hatchet: Final 5! Marshmello, Nicki Minaj, Eminem, Ash, Pikachu, Donald Trump, and Carrie, You Are the losers! Y'all can report back to you're cabins and have some rest, while the final 5 endure pain. By The Way, Just report back to you're usual cabins like Horrendous Hawks go to you're cabin and Enormous Elephants go to you're cabin. Alright, We're Already 9 Minutes In! Anybody Dropping Out?
Heather: I Am. This Is Just Too Much.
Heather Is Eliminated.
Chef Hatchet: Alright! Final 4, You're officially 10 minutes in!
50 Cent: Y'all I'm done..I can't take any more of this..
50 Cent Is Eliminated.
Chef Hatchet: Alright! 14 Minutes In! Final 3-
Foxxy Love: Ugh..No, No, No..I'm starting to hallucinate..I-I-I..I can't do this anymore..I can't!
Foxxy Love Is Eliminated.
Chef Hatchet: Foxxy, You're Record Time Was 15 Minutes, 56 Seconds! Now Y'all are officially 16 minutes in! Final 2! Justin Vs. Omarosa!
Justin Bieber: I can hold on as long as you can.
Omarosa: Nah, You can't.
Chef Hatchet: 20 Minutes In!
Justin Bieber: I-I-I..I can't!-
Justin Bieber Is Eliminated.
Chef Hatchet: Omarosa Wins Invincibility!
Omarosa: That. Was. Easy.
Donald Trump: Grr.
Others: Yay! Woohoo!
Chef Hatchet: Omarosa. I salute you. Congratulations.
Omarosa: Thank You.
Chef Hatchet: Welcome To The Elimination Ceremony. I have an announcement to make...No Elimination Tonight! That Was Only A Reward Challenge To Test You're Physical Challenge Skills For The Rest Of The Game! Omarosa, You're Reward is a trip to see you're mom at a restaurant not far from here! Congratulations! For The Rest Of You, It's brown grubs and slop. Y'all can head back to you're cabins for the night!
Chris McLean: What A Funny, Good, Challenging, and surprising episode of..Drawn Together Island..All-Stars!