Here is the next chapter.

I removed the screens that show an explination of certain abilities or equipment of the character of the death battles, mainly because you people already saw death battle so you already know what's in those.

You all tell me if i should pull them again or not.Now let's get on with it.

GOOMBA VS KOOPA

Reimu:"i though i have seen everything gensokyo had to offer... and now i'm about to watch a turtle and a mushroom kill each other"

Marisa:"i wonder how is that going to work"

Everyone was asking themselves that on thier heads, how the fuck are a turtle and a mushroom going to fight eachother?.

Flandre:"whatever!, i just want to see the violence!"

Remilia:"flandre... can you calm down?, just a little"

Remilia loves her sister but she is too... eager, yeah let's go with that.

Flandre:"but this is calm for me"

Remilia hates how true that statement is.

Meiling:"maybe you shold start the episode already marisa"

She did as told starting one of the weirders experiences in their lifes, and the have no idea that it would get weirder.

(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.

Meiling:"we already know who is marisa betting on"

Marisa wanted to deny this but she couldn't gaining a few laughs for the group.

Boomstick: And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.

Reimu:"sounds a lot like fairies..."

Cirno:"who is the one that kills them again?"

Yeah cirno just called out reimu, that just happened.

Cirno:"what?, need some ice with that burn?"

And it just keeps going, poor reimu doesn't know wat to do in this sittuation she was never bullied by a fairy, hell she was sure that fairies were incapable of doing that.

Rumia:"poor reimu"

Daiyousei:"she did beat me up for no reason..."

She just appeared in front of reimu to ask why was she beating all fairies just to eat a lot of 'fantasy seal'.

Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic endless common enemies, and you can't get anymore common than these two.

Remilia:"every army needs the fooder soldier"

Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst? He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

(*Cues: Melty Molten Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy*)

Wiz: The Goombas used to be steadfast allies of the Mushroom Kingdom. After years of oppression due to their low intelligence and short stature, they betrayed their own mushroom brethren and became the backbone of Bowser's vast army.

Koakuma:"that's... kinda morbid"

Cirno:"kinda like fairies..."

Oh yeah she is not letting that go for a while

Boomstick: The Goomba's main combat strategy is just to walk directly into its opponents. While this isn't the smartest thing to do, it takes some real "spores" if you know what I'm saying. Plus, they also have these vampire fangs, but they don't ever seem to use them, and... thinking about it, why does a mushroom even have a mouth?

Sakuya:"atleats they're determined"

Patchouli:"kinda like you when reimu and marisa first came here"

Marisa and reimu remember that sakuya just didn't want to stay down at some point marisa though that she was somekind of zombie.

Wiz: When available, the Goomba will use the green Goomba's Shoe to get the jump on its foes, easily able to hop over twelve feet in the air. Goombas can also sprout wings, becoming Paragoombas, capable of barely sustained flight.

Patchouli:"that... how does that work?, magic?, mutations?"

Remilia:"patchy don't think too much into it"

Boomstick: And when flying, the mushroom thing can bomb victims below with Micro-Goombas. You know you're a badass when you throw babies as weapons!

Alice:"that's horrible..."

Marisa:"don't you kinda... do the same?"

Well this got awkward.

Meiling:"oh god marisa, why did you say that?"

Everyones else was thinking the same but didn't voice out their oppinion.

Alice:"explain"

Her voice was colder than cirno after a human tried to bully a fairy in front of her, nobody knows where he is now.

Marisa:"you made dolls... you want to make them sentient... so yeah you do it a little bit of that"

Alice was going to deny it... but found out that she actually couldn't, her eyes glassed ove and she looked death now, reality coming down on her.

Marisa for his troubles got a small fist to the nose probably breaking it, this came from shanghai who looked quite angry.

Meiling:"marisa you fucking idiot..."

She muttered while inching the bridge of her nose.

Wiz: The traditional Goomba may seem a useless pawn, but these troopers have been know to accomplish the impossible.

Patchouli:"how... how!?"

Yeah she can't accept the bullshit that is the goomba.

Boomstick: Wait a minute, is that Goomba playing baseball? With no hands? Oh my God, it has telepathy powers!

Wiz: Telekinesis? No, it doesn't.

This amount of dumb shit even got alice out of her past state.

Alice:"what the ..."

Patchouli:"i... mukyuuuuuuuu!!!!"

She probably got brain damage from that one.

Remilia:"I don't get this anymore"

Flandre:"this is weird, can they kill each other already?"

Boomstick: Well then how's it holding it?!

Wiz: Goombas are unwaveringly brave, never backing down from a fight and always ferociously charging into battle without hesitation. Though, sometimes their stubborn courage can backfire.

Marisa:"Sounds a lot like little cirno here"

Cirno:"or like your necesitty to steal stuff"

Jesus, what's up with cirno!?, she is being a savage.

Meiling:"okay, cirno don't know what got you so riled up, but calm yourself a little"

Cirno nodded at meiling, who was wondering if cirno has a problem on how people look at fairies and the goomba's problem reminded her too much of that.

Boomstick: Yeah, you'd think it would stop walking when impending death is directly in front of it.

Rumia:"mushrooms are retards, does that make marisa one too?"

Jesus christ kids are scary, they always insult in an aquarate way.

Meiling:"i told it to cirno and i'll tell you too, calm down"

Sometimes being the big sister of... well all the kids get's a little tiring.

Wiz: After dissecting a... voluntary Goomba myself, I discovered it's brain to be less than half the size of an acorn, proving what we've always known.

Patchouli:"so they are so dumb they ignore logic"

Koakuma wasn't convinced with this theory.

Koakuma:"that doesn't make a lot of-"

She stoped once she saw patchouli face, better to shut up before she dies in a horrible way.

Boomstick: Goombas are fuckin' morons.

This time no one made the comparassion with cirno, sakuya though about it for a second but it didn't end well for marisa and reimu so better not to risk it.

Also cirno was looking at her like expecting her to say something.

(*Cues: New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Castle Theme*)

Wiz: Bowser's second most common foot soldier is the Koopa Troopa, the Turtle Warrior.

Sakuya:"his foot soldiers are mushrooms and turtles i shouldn't expect a lot about this bowser"

Boomstick: Like Ninja Turtles!?

Flandre:"... that sounds amazing!"

Wiz: No, not Ninja Turtles.

Flandre:"bbboooooo!!!!!"

Boomstick: Awh...

Wiz: While the Goombas are the backbone, the Koopas are prevalent enough to have Bowser's army named the "Koopa Troop".

Rumia:"hey... if they are technically in a higher possition than goombas, shouldn't the koopas be stronger?"

Alice:"maybe?..."

Boomstick: Koopas have their own set of Paratroopa wings that can fly for several minutes with no problem.

Marisa:"sure give anything wings and it can fly inmidiatly"

Alice:"don't you fly on a broom?"

Marisa decided to not answer her question.

Wiz: Koopas are also fairly skilled in Tennis, Baseball, Basketball and Go-kart driving.

Flandre:"that doesn't sound very deadly"

Koakuma:"atleast it probes to be smarter than the goomba"

Boomstick: Are you sure it's not a Ninja Turtle?

Wiz: Their best offence is also their finest defense, the Koopa shell, made of a tough steel-like substance capable of withstanding over 200 pounds of pressure.

Meiling:"kinda impressive... just kinda"

She was sure that if she hitted it she will probably break the shell, atleast it was sturdier than your avarage shield.

Boomstick: As an offensive weapon, the Koopa shell can destroy almost anything. It's a living torpedo of pain!

Reimu:"interesting choice for a proyectile"

Rumia:"because ying-yang orbs make so much sense"

Reimu is starting to consider just beating the crap out of this kids then remembered that it would mean they won for getting the better of her.

She hates this, a lot.

Wiz: There seems to be a common misconception that it takes Mario two hits to kill a Koopa. Actually, it only takes one. There just happens to be this durable shell in the way. However, this leads to the Koopa's greatest weakness. When Mario jumps on a Koopa's back, rather than retaliating, it retreats into its shell. Why?

Boomstick: 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies!

Daiyousei:"not... really i usually see a lot of fairies that do the same because dying os a horrible expeience... the endless void that we fairies see when we die... just because we can come back... where nobody can hear us, then they lose their minds and well they lose a lot f brain power"

Well that's fucked up, almost everyone was looking away from her aside from meiling, koakuma, remilia, patchouli, rumia and cirno.

Meiling was glad to be so good with kids that she always managed to persuade the fairies of leaving the SDM alone.

Patchouli feels good about not being part of what's technically genocide.

Koakuma likes her job even more than before.

Cirno and rumia rarelly even do anything to fairies since unless the fairies are three very specific trio.

And believe it or not remilia is actually really nice to everyone in the mansion including the fairy maids, yeah she is actually good at keeping the SDM in a good state, and you people though that all that was sakuya.

Sakuya will literally plug a knife into anything that fails to do a job as good as she would do it, and with her ridicolous high standards remila decided that it was better if meiling and her should dealt with the fairy maids.

Or when marisa will just blast them because they were on sight and she was just in the mood.

Or when reimu needed someone to get her frustrasions about the amount of money she uses to live.

Or when alice chucks a army of dolls because they were playing close to her home.

Yeah better keep going with the show.

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. The Koopas are cowards, afraid to face a dangerous foe. Some run from danger but most just hide in their thick shell.

The room is still kinda silent after what daiyousei said.

Boomstick: Then again, if I were carrying an impenetrable fortress on my back and some large Italian man was trying to murder me, I'd probably hide in it too.

Sakuya:"what an interesting mental image that is..."

Yes she of all people is trying to bring up the mood, now you know how bad this actually is.

Wiz: But you'd think as soon as Mario picked up the shell, it would a perfect time to counterattack, right? And even when they're flying after a good kick, they refuse to stick their feet out and stop themselves.

Daiyousei:"not everyone has it in themselves to try to fight your would be murderer"

Because if someone tries to kill you either run or fight.

Boomstick: Well... eh... ah, yeah, you're right, they're bitches.

(*Cues: Super Marioland Theme - Remix*)

Marisa paussed the video.

Marisa:"so... let's things calm a little before we continue"

Yeah they just found out that they literally are the main reason of fairy stupidity, well not all of them but they still need time to process that information.

The Koopa emerges from a Warp Pipe and calmly walks through the field. When he meets the Goomba, he stops.

FIGHT!

(*Cues: King Bowser - Super Mario Galaxy*)

The Koopa and the Goomba both sprout wings, becoming the Paratroopa and the Paragoomba. They take to the air and fly into each other 4 times.

Meiling:"this is more than i expected from them"

Marisa:"yeah, i though they'll just run into each other by now"

After flying in a circle, the Koopa tries to hit the Goomba by doing something similar to the Spindash from Sonic the Hedgehog, but misses.

Koakuma:"that attack seems counter productive"

Remilia:"it's because it is"

As the Goomba smiles, the Koopa ricochets of a wall and hits the Goomba, who falls under a Thwomp, which he manages to avoid, He also avoids 3 more Thwomps but gets hit again by the Koopa, who is squashed under a fifth Thwomp.

Marisa:"living cinderblocks, because reasons"

Patchouli:"what a weird... speciment"

The Goomba lands near a cannon, followed by the Koopa. As they both fly up, the cannons fire at them both.

Reimu:"danmaku flashbacks..."

Flandre:"i wonder if we can put cannons in the mansion..."

Remilia now had to deall with her sister wanting cannons in the mansion, she is going to need meiling for this one.

As they dodge the cannonballs and Bullet Bills, they trade a few blows. The Koopa tries to hit the Goomba using the trick he tried earlier, but mises and continuously ricochets of the walls again.

Remilia:"yeah because that worked the first time"

When he stops, 6 Bullet Bills fly up, but the Goomba stops them by dropping Micro-Goombas onto them.

Alice:"... not like them"

Marisa decided to not say anything about that fearing another punch from shanghai.

After dodging 2 more Bullet Bills, the Goomba and Koopa are high in the air. As they fly into each other some more, the Angry Sun attacks the Goomba and the Koopa. While the Koopa successfully evades the Sun, the Goomba is hit and loses his wings.

Patchouli:"so everything is just alive there, even the sun"

Patchouli was geting a migraine put of shear stupidity.

Luckily, he lands in a Kuribo's Shoe. As the Koopa descends, the Goomba hops towards his opponent in the shoe. The Koopa hides under a line of breakable blocks as the Goomba hops on the Blocks above him.

Cirno:"look at the mind games..."

Rumia:"isn't the koopa the smarter one?"

The Koopa tries to escape by flying to the right then quickly flying into the pipe, but the Goomba hits the Koopa, knocking him into the Pipe.

Rumia:"nevermind"

Daiyousei:"guess the goomba is smarter"

The Goomba hops after the Koopa, but gets attacked by a Piranha Plant emerging from the pipe.

Daiyousei:"nevermind..."

The Koopa (who lost his wings from the attack) come out the other end of the pipe, to meet a group of Red Goombas who live underground. The Goomba appears and hits the Koopa, causing him to hide in his shell.

Marisa:"after all of that... he get's scared by someone hopping in his shell"

Reimu:"pussy"

As the Red Goombas dance victoriously, the Goomba spots a pool of Lava near the Koopa.

So did flandre for some reason.

The Red Goombas continue to dance as the Goomba advances towards the Koopa and kicks him, causing him to slide towards the lava. Luckily, the pool of Lava is small enough for the Koopa to slide over it and hit a block, causing him to slide into the Goomba and the Red Goombas. Unfortunately, he also slides into a much larger pool of Lava, reducing him to a skeleton (Dry Bones).

Cirno:"...so who won?"

Double K.O.!

Cirno:"fair enough"

(*Cues: Desolate Path - Super Mario 64*)

Boomstick: Oh man, I thought this was gonna suck! That was awesome! Who knew those little fuckers could fight like that?

Sakuya:"no one?, you did made them seem pathetic"

Wiz: The Goomba's arsenal proved effective enough, but its own stupidity became its downfall.

No one made a jab at cirno fearing that they would get humilaed just like reimu did and marisa did.

Boomstick: Then the Koopa wussed out and kept to the safety of his shell, not stopping in time to avoid the Giant Pool of Lava Death.

Cirno:"and they call me stupid..."

Wiz: Even the Koopa's tough shell can't protect it from fire.

Marisa:"no shit"

Boomstick: You might say this battle really heated up in the end.

Alice:"that... was not as bad as i though it would be"

Koakuma:"like a 6/10"

Wiz: This battle is a Draw

Boomstick: Next time on death battle.Two incredibly muscled up men appaered on scree, a battle of machos.

While koakuma was imaginating herself in a certain... situattion between thos two everyone else were bussy doing something else.

Marisa:"was that guy piledriving a shark?"

Flandre:"yes he was..."

Meiling:"next episode now"

Marisa started preparing the next episode.

GOOMBA VS KOOPA END

And that's it.

Fairies have it bad, getting killed for just abou everything lie flies.

Cirno roasting the main characters of the series.

More on that on the next chapter!.