So... this death battle has come and i have some history with this one, considering that's the only death battle who shows more emotion than others i'm talking about how leonardo looks at the end of the animation.

Wich makes me wonder why was it the ONLY (or atleast i think it is) deathbattle that shows that the characters that are fighting are not (always) bloodthirsty maniacs, after this one the reason that the fights happen are suden and make no sense but the animations are cool so whatevs.

Then there is the fact that this deathbattle is... unusually brutal and there is the factor that they're brothers so it's even more fucked up why it was animated with such brutal deaths is beyond me, seriously haggar fell from a fucking building while he was being piledrived and they just showed some blood on his head then the next one shows BROTHERS brutally dismembering each other, that's quite the jump on the violence meter.

Furtunatelly this gives me and opurtunity regarding... nah forget it just read to find out.

(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

"so yeah this episode has ninjas... that are also turtles" meiling comented not really weirded out by it, even if it was weird.

"who cares? as long as the fight is entretaining i don't care" said flandre who was tempting fate a little too much.

Wiz: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were grown from ooze and raised by a warrior rat in the sewers of New York to be the world's most fearsome fighting team.

Daiyousei stared "... that's a very interesting childhood" she really could't say more.

"that's pretty cool, but not as cool as me!" exclaimed the ice fiary that noticed how everyone was staring at her in either horror or exasperation "did i say something funny" or well at least it SEEMED like she noticed.

Rumia just patted in the back her kinda stupid friend "don't worry about it's nothing important" rumia knows how unaware cirno can be such as the fairy not noticing her horrible pun.

Boomstick: Lots of superheroes have some weird origin stories but this one is plain ridiculous.

"thanks boomstick your ability to state the obvious sure comes in handy" the ever moody sakuya said who will never stop insulting him... even if he can't hear her.

Wiz: Their greatest advantage in battle is their family bond and teamwork. But, on their own, which Turtle is deadliest?.

Remilia knew that this death battle could go in a very bad direction, considering that theyare about to watch family kill each other wasn't that apealling much less with her SISTER right next to her.

And all of the more mature people also noticed this and were wondering if this was a smart idea.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Leonardo

(*Cues: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Main Theme (MARCH REMIX)*)

Wiz: Leonardo, the leader of the team is smart, strategic with a strong sense of honor.

Boomstick: Too bad he traded his sense of humour for that sense of honor. This guy always means serious business. His weapon of choice is the Ninjaken swords: Shorter, sturdier and straighter than an ordinary Katana, and designed for swift deadly strikes! Out of all the Turtles' weapons, the Ninjaken is the only one specifically designed to murder people! What's better than one Ninjaken? Two, Damnit!

Meiling just shrugged her shoulders "i mean most warriors always have just one objective in mind usually honor or strenght".

"those swords of him... are like weird katana's, ninjaken i never heard of them" said sakuya not really sure if the ninjaken were even usable, but she doesn't know enough about japan weapons to tell.

Wiz: In many timelines, Leonardo's the one who ultimately defeats The Shredder, though always with plenty of help. As leader, he is usually the one with a plan. He spends most of his time training his body and mind under his Master Splinter's instruction and follows Bushido, a strict Samurai code of honor and duty. At one point, he even fought and killed a sort of physical embodiment of the Devil.

Remilia was impressed "that's impressive i just wonder WICH devil he killed" after all she is the escarlet devil the there was satan but she never saw that guy.

"if a turtle defeated it it could't compare to you mistress" said sakuya who needed to be a kiss ass, or she really just respected her master that much.

"kiss ass~" the youkai of darkness said making sakuya consider if she should take some kind of target practice with the blonde girl.

Boomstick: Giving Keanu Reeves a much needed break!

Wiz: However, Leonardo finds it difficult to accept failure. Should things go horribly wrong, his concentration can quickly slip away from him, leaving him sloppy and inprecise.

"kinda like sakuya" marisa said meeting the stuborn maid of the SDM in the incident was a tiring experience more because her cockiness was a little over the top.

"yeah definetly like her" reimu agreed she saw sakuya when she lost to her the maid looked as she had found a whole new world.

Said maid was getting patted on the back by her mistress who saw how tense that maid was knowing that sakuya was probably having an internal struggle with herself about not killing the guests.

Boomstick: Leo doesn't like to lose.

Leonardo (1987 cartoon version): "Quit clowning you guys! This is serious!"

(*Cues: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (1991) - Cowabunga*)

Wiz: Donatello is the brains of the bunch.

Boomstick: He does machines!

"so the patchouli of the group" marisa comented making the purple clad magician gave her a flat stare but did't said anything since she knows she is the brain of SDM.

Wiz: Right, Boomstick. Somehow, he learned to operate and manipulate both Human and alien technology without any formal education or budget whatsoever. He also speaks 100% fluent Techno-babble.

"techno-what?" a confussed cirno questioned.

Daiyousei just shrugged her shoulders not knowing the answer either.

Donatello: "The resulting intermit multi-polar flux should create the Electromagnetic Pulse!"

Cirno was even more confussed now "seriously, what?!".

Reimu just sighed in exasperation "stop asking no one knows what he said".

Boomstick: What the hell did I just hear? All that gibberish means he's probably trained less than the others, devoting more of his time for Science!

"you see patchouli?, you should do more training even this turle is more fit than you" exclaimed meiling, who has tried to get the magician to do something else besides reading books all day.

The magician just shook her head and said "never" those words had more conviction than usual.

Wiz: Fortunately, his useful Bo Staff makes up for his lack of constant training. Durable Oak and Six feet long, the Bo gives Donatello far more attack range than his other brothers.

Boomstick: The range is nice, but it takes a lot of time and patience to kill anybody with a stick!

"well that's because you didn't try hard enough" said... daiyousei and cirno was nodding besides her.

Everyone else just estared at the duo wondering what the hell did they mean.

"you don't know, but fairies can take somethings too literally" cirno mentioned, not saying that they were playing gladiators and some fairies took it too serously with their sticks.

Wiz: He's no expert strategist, that's Leonardo's turf, but Donatello's considered the most level-headed of the Turtles. Even with his time spent tinkering, he's still a very capable warrior, easily keeping up with his brothers and even killing the Shredder in an alternate dimension.

"well i'll be... a badass nerd" said rumia who felt a chill on her spine noticing how the other magicians except marisa were glaring at her.

And marisa didn't really care, she usually tries really dangerous stuff that ends up working so she isn't really a bookworm, but she definetly knows her stuff... even of some of it is stole- i mean borrowed.

Boomstick: An ass-kicking nerd? I don't believe it.

Donatello (2003 cartoon version): "Eh, I'm making this up as I go."

(*Cues: TMNT: Turtles in Time - Big Apple, 3 AM*)

Wiz: Michelangelo is the youngest of the turtles. He's lazy, undisciplined and easily distracted. He spends his free time playing video games, watching TV, reading comic books, and eating pizza.

"okay?" said remilia whowasn't even sure that was part of anything meaningfull on that analisys.

Boomstick: That turtle is fucked up!

Wiz: What?

"i'm with wiz on this, the fuck?" marisa almost screamed at how sudenlly this became a contest to insult a turtle.

Boomstick: Come on, you can't tell me that that turtle is not on drugs!

"isn't the point of this to not be biased?" asked koakuma who noted that they haven't said anything really importan about michelangelo.

Wiz: I don't know, I always thought he was dropped as a kid.

"not really important" said meiling weirded out aboutthe change of actitud of the hosts.

Boomstick: Okay, look! He has all the signs! Strange eating habits, inability to pay attention, incoherent phrases...

Wiz: Moving on, his weapon of choice...

"okay finally" rumia said a little glad that they were over with the insults.

Boomstick: The bong,

"wha?!-" almost everyone in the room screamed.

Wiz: No, the Nunchaku, isn't really a weapon at all. It's a farming tool for threshing grain. These "weapons" are unnecessarily overcomplicated clubs with the effectiveness of a tattered flyswatter. Yet SOMEHOW, Michelangelo has been able to blunder his way through fights to victories he really doesn't deserve!

"nevermind..." said rumia feeling a little sense of deja-vu.

Boomstick: He even beat Raph once.

Wiz: Sure, I get it, swing chuks around gives him momentum to hit with them, blah, blah, blah, but in the end, a baseball bat will give you the same effect and more with much less effort. Seriously, who came up with these things? They're preposterous!

"are you going to tell us anything importan about michelangelo?" sakuya asked pretty much done with the useless insults and no info or meaningfull background of the character.

Boomstick: You're prepostemous! I don't know.

Wiz: And, for some reason, in all his infinite wisdom, the great master Splinter gave the most complicated weapon to the retard of the group. WHY?

"okay so anything important now?" patchouli said wondering if anything good was going to be said.

Boomstick: ...Mikey's not gonna win this fight, is he?

Wiz: He'd better not.

"...wait, THAT'S IT!?" alice screamed they literally know next to nothing about michelangelo, what was the point of this then?

Michelangelo (2007 movie version): Ho ho, someone's cranky!

"more like angry and unreasonable... like reimu when she is solving incidents~" rumia still spitting fire... and probably putting herself in danger.

(*Cues: I Beam Fight - TMNT*)

Boomstick: Raph is cool but crude! Hell, forget crude, this guy's borderline psycho!

Wiz: Sure to throw the first punch, Raphael is certainly the most vicious of the team. He's constantly butting heads with the others and challenging Leonardo's leadership.

"like reimu and marisa?" cirno asked, even she can notice who are the one's to throw the first punch.

"that's... just half true" said the miko but she will admit that she does throw the first attack, usually because she is annoyed.

Marisa didn't care, the first move is the most important after all.

Boomstick: He uses twin Sai, which is like a combination of a pitchfork, dagger and Wolverine's claws.

Wiz: Like the nunchuk, they also humbly began as a farming tool but were re-evaluated to counter the oppressive samurai.

"but unlike the nunchuk this one is usefull... or atleast that how he makes it sound" remilia said still wondering they even bothered to add michelangelo if they weren't gonna do... a lot with him yeah let's go with that.

Boomstick: They're best used as a close ranged defensive weapon. The triple prongs are designed to block, trap, and control an opponent's weapon, while using the pommel to beat the enemy into submission. Raph's Sai can even snap swords!

"so the sai's are for destroying another weapons" sakuya said noticing that it gave raphael a good advantage againts most of their brothers... not that he would use it with his attitude.

Wiz: Raphael is not exactly the smartest fighter, usually rushing into a brawl without a plan and just overpowering a foe. Because of this, Raphael spends much of his time honing his combat skills. It is very likely he is physically the strongest turtle.

"the best physical fighter of the bunch, i... actually think he can win" said reimu aparently this guy was the best fighter, that should count for something the only one she can think would be able to beat him is leonardo.

"huh, you and me reimu we are thinking the same thing... maybe" said marisa who, of course will band herself with the guy with more power.

Boomstick: Also, this guy's in some serious need of anger management!

Flandre also noticed that this guy is a lot like herself, except he is always angry and she is always... very entuciastict of violence but they seemed to have similar problems, they don't like the leaders she herself can't trust her sister, in the end flandre herself dicided to trust her and went to the basement and stayed in there hoping that remilia would help her, and she did... it just took 400 years and a shrine maiden beating the living shit out of her.

so yeah there was bound to be some trust issues from that experience.

Wiz: He is naturally hot-headed and sometimes loses control of his rage. He is much more vicious than the other turtles and, at one point in the comics, even became the Shredder himself.

Well... yeah she did went a little over board when she finally came out of the basement and playing danmaku with marisa too harshly, the magician WAS limping after that fight.

Raphael (90s movie version): Damn!

(*Cues: 1987 TMNT Sewer BGM*)

But before all of this rumia could't help but ask "are we really about to watch familly kill each other?~" she herself didn't care being probably more used to violence than even the vampires here probably at the same level of the maid that reeked of blood a little bit more than the vampires themselves but she knew that her two friends were not that used to this kinda stuff that could get emosional at time, the youkai of darkness know this since a good chunk of parents and son's came for vengeance againts her.

"i mean... what's the worst that could happen?" said alice who was a little uncomfortable with the idea doesn't think that it would be that bad.

But she didn't know that murphy is omnipressent.

In the sewers of New York, the turtles face each other and they draw their weapons.

FIGHT!

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Leonardo goes after Michelangelo and both trade blow for blow. Meanwhile, Donatello faces Raphael and Leo backflips past them. As Michelangelo attacks him, Leo stabs him with his swords, then leaps over him and slices off his arm, followed by his head, then Michelangelo was decapitated.

"Well this just fucking started and we already see that kind of shit!" exclaimed marisa surprissed of the brutality between brothers.

Reimu just kinda stared some bad memories form when she was younger came back, of when she was born and her mother...

Alice was almos slack jawed but keep herself from showing too much, remembering her familly back in makai then looking at this... all because she without knowing tempted murphy.

Remilia won't let this get the better of her... it was unerving watching this right next to her sister who was oddly still.

(*Cues: Mouser Arsenal - TMNT 2K3 Game*)

Don and Raph continue fighting. Both seem evenly matched until Don throws Raph past Leo. Leo tries to attack Don, but Don leaps on a stack of crates and begins hitting Leo in the head with his staff.

"seems pretty tame..." and with cirno words everything went bad... again.

(*Cues: Stars Align - TMNT*)

Raph gets up and knocks the crates down, sending Don flying backwards onto the floor. Raph proceeds to stab Don with his sai 24 times and then faces Leo.

Flandre who compared herself tho raph before didn't see raphael and donnatelo, she saw herslef and remilia, and she won't get that image out of her head for a while... and make her question her own action for a while.

"you and cirno can stop looking if you want to" while rumia really didn't give a fuck, she does eat people alive but knows full well that this kind of brutatlity is somewhat new for them and she does care about those two.

Daiyousei did so quickly enough, but cirno kept staring soething in her eyes showing her something else, she didn't like it and she will fix it.

They both fight each other and Raph knocks Leo into the water. As Leo resurfaces, Raph jumps into the water. They both trade blows with their weapons. Both seem to be at a stalemate until Raph catches Leo's swords with his sais. Eventually, the sais break Leo's sword and then both stab the other. Raph, however, is stabbed in the throat while Leo's wound isn't fatal.

"ah so that's it..." patchouli said who knew of what sakuya does to... remilia's and flandre's food but being as secluded as she is and reading so many books then she hans't seen this type of brutatlity she is used to blood and death but violence for the sake of it is something she luckily hasn't dealt with.

Said maid knew that she shouldn't comment at this since her job is to take all the blood from the outsiders yukari gives them so she kept silent knowing that she wasn't the one to said anything about this.

Raphael: DAMN!

Raphael falls below the surface of the water, which is coloured red by his blood. Leo sits down in the water and looks at the sai in his body.

K.O.!

(*Cues: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Main Theme (Rock/Metal Cover)*)

Boomstick: Woah-ho-ho, somebody call an ambulance! Or a vet, I don't know.

"oh right, this guy" said meiling knowing that the situation is kinda bad rightnow and the last thing they need is boomstick bullshit.

Wiz: There is a reason why Leonardo is the leader of the team. Not for strength or speed, but for strategy. Leonardo understands the strengths and weaknesses of the other turtles. His biggest threat was Raphael's sword snapping Sai, so he attacked the weakest of the group first.

"know yourself and the enemy and the result is clear" this was rumia, this is the basic rule of predators well it is if you are dealing with other youkai.

Boomstick: This means Leo let Donny beat the hell outta Raph, who couldn't compete with Don's range. By the time Raph got his revenge, Leo was in way better shape for the final duel.

Wiz: And I can hear all the fanboys raging "But Raph won in the movie! He should win here! Nyah nyah!" No! Four reasons. One: The result of the fight was specifically plot constructive, which is rarely accurate. Two: Leonardo absolutely decimated Raph in the fist fight beforehand. Three: Leonardo didn't want to fight at all. If he did, he would've killed Raphael right here.

"well... we didn't really have problems with it" marisa noticed how reimu and alice are acting and it's not nice.

Boomstick: Tilt the blade, slide left, bam: No more Raph.

Wiz: And four; That whole movie doesn't make much sense to begin with. Why should this?

"because that's the point of your job?" koakuma comented trying and failing to bring up the mood.

Boomstick: But hey, Leo can still die from that stab, right?

Wiz: Doubtful, for several reasons. Turtles proportionally have smaller vital organs and far more muscle mass than humans, meaning there's little chance Raphael actually hit anything important. Leo's actually been stabbed plenty of times in the series and walked away, and all four turtles have been trained in Chi Kung and can control their breathing and heart rate to survive extreme conditions.

"um... yeah okay, get on with it" meiling said really wanting this to end so she could do damage control on flandre.

Boomstick: Looks like Leo got the point of this battle.

"god that was awful and you should kill yourself for it" rumia had dealed with eneough boomstick for a day.

Wiz: The winner is Leonardo.

not even waiting for the next battle marisa just turned off the TV.

"so... i'll start putting it all back to the box" said marisa that started to do just that, since she will have to take back to her house.

"yeah this was a... interesting last episode" said meiling who got up went to flandre and carried the vampire in her arms, flandre seemed out of it too "i'll take flandre to her room, so i'll see you all later" and with that she left the room.

Remilia got up and left without saying a word sakuya following close behind, patchouli did the same not before poking alice in the cheek to get her out of her shock the blode girl shook her head and left with the purple wearing magician koakuma just shrugged and left too.

"well we should go too" rumai told the fairy duo daiyousei nodded and cirno got up and the look on the ice fairy, that kind of seriousness didn't fit her.

And the last one's were reimu and marisa, the magician had everyting in the box and was ready to leave then she saw reimu's expression.

"hey, how are you feeling?" the worried marisa made her concern known, but reimu just glanced at her the got up.

"it's just a really old memorie nothing much" the hakurei shrine maiden lied and marisa knew that and that worried her reimu was blunt and never seemed to care about other people opinnion of her, so why does she care now?.

"if you say so" but marisa also knew reimu well enough to know when not to push a subject.

And with that the incident solvers left the room not knowing that a long winter was coming and it would be far colder than it should be.

Oh yeah some stuf is gonna go down the next few chapters are not gonna be reaction but world building so just telling you that right now.

Also i have never read the touhou mangas or the light novels so the characters from those i don't know when i'll make them appear or you people could tell me when they are supossed to come to gensokyo.

Well i'll see you all next chapter!.