Chapter 14.5: Fishing for WHAT!?
I do not own Frozen, all rights belong to Disney. Ok Joan is my OC but I got her name from "Joan of Arc" whose picture Anna talks to in "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?". Also by Disney.
"Joan how are fish gonna help us!?" Elsa asked exasperated.
"Yeah I dont think a god's gonna leave us alone for an all-you-can-eat-fish-buffet." Said Anna.
"Wait hold on! Anna it's not leave US alone it's leave Elsa and Joan." Kristoff said, his face straight and his voice tense. Elsa just huffed and Joan looked at him in disbelief.
"Kristoff we have to help them!"
"No Anna. Kristoff is right. This is my problem there is no reason you or anyone else would be hurt in the process." Elsa said, yet there was sadness in her tone.
"Well actually love you became part of this when you hit Thunder-Cock with your truck." When Joan finished talking Kristoff looked at her with anger in his eyes.
"Hey you dont have the right to call me that." As he looked away he muttered 'love...' under his breath like a scorn. Joan's eyes widened in shock and looked at him uneasily.
"Kristoff are you ok?" Joan asked.
Kristoff quickly turned his head to face her and started ranting furiously.
"Are you kidding me!? I find out that you have been lying and keeping secrets from me this entire time! Next you make my little cousin a target for fucking gods! And you wonder if im alright!?"
Joan was speechless. Her mouth dropped after Kristoff had finished speaking. She then turned to Elsa who was also looking at her with a similiar expression.
"Guys please. Ok yes I did keep things from you but I promise I was going to tell you guys eventually. Plus everything I told you about myself was true. I just...left out a small part." Joan said nervously.
"A SMALL PART!?" Kristoff said in disbeleif. "I dont think you being an undead warrior goddess is a 'small part'."
"Or that you were sent to kill me." Elsa added. Joan was speechless, for the first time in a long time her mouth was trembling. But thankfully SOMEONE came to her defense.
"Ok enough!" Anna shouted "Kristoff, Elsa, I know you guys are mad. But I think that Joan actually cares about us. She wouldn't be here right now if she didn't. Kristoff! You hit a god with a truck for Joan, dont let this bother you! And Elsa, you are my friend and I won't let you face this without me. And besides I think im supposed too."
"What do you mean?" Elsa asked.
"Ok time to be honest" Anna thought.
"Lately I have been having these...dreams." Anna said with a squeaky voice. ELsa raised an eyebrow and Anna continued.
"Joan what does Thor look like? About like Thor but with an eyepatch on his right eye. Golden armor and with a long spear." Anna asked. Joan nodded in confirmation.
"Oh I could have guessed that." Elsa said.
"What about how Loki was locked up! Elsa you told me the story. But I dreamt it differently." The she turned to Joan. "I know that Loki was bound by his sons guts, but Elsa said that one was turned into a wolf and killed the other. Is that true or did Odin just kill the two wolves himself?"
Joan widened her eyes. She nodded in confirmation. Sure she wasnt there when it happened but she had heard of what happened from the Valkyries during one of their nights training.
"And Joan. We know Skadi can control ice like Elsa. But what about some of her other powers? In my dream I saw her make a snake out of ice, then it thawed and it was like flesh and blood. She placed it over Loki's head right after the other gods had left."
Anna had finished talking, but Joan was still processing this. Elsa looked at her for answers, but she didnt even meet her eyes. After a few minutes of agonizing silence. Aside from paying the bill. Joan finally straightened her face and looked back up.
"Anna I dont know how you got those visions but I think it is best if you come with us."
Anna smiled brightly and turned to Elsa, who was groaning.
"Oh great now I have to go." Kristoff said slumping inhis seat.
"If either of these two get hurt im blaming you Joan." Elsa said in a cold voice.
"Fair enough." She replied.
"Now Joan. How is fish gonna help us again?" Anna asked.
"Not fish Anna. But it does live in the water." Then Joan turned to Elsa. "Elsa, who are Loki's three children with Andromeda?"
"You mean Angrboda?"
"Whatever who are they and where did they go?" Joan asked. And Elsa took a few seconds to answer.
"Well there is Hel who Odin sent too...well Hell. Then there was Fenrir the wolf who he had chained up. And then there was Jormungand..." Suddenly elsa's eyed widened with fear. She looked at Joan who was smirking. "NO!"
"I know it sounds crazy but I think we have a shot." Joan said.
"What's wrong with Yor-mun-gand?" Kristoff asked.
"Oh I know this one!" Anna said, her voice was high at first but the next part was mellowing out of fear. "He's the world serpent. He stretches across the entire earth and...is so bad not even...Thor could beat him." Around the last part Anna was looking pretty nervous.
"His length is greatly exaggerated." Joan said. "But yes, he is destined to kill Thor during ragnarok. But if we find him and kill him ourselves then maybe Odin will give us a pass." Joan said. Elsa looked at her skeptically.
"You want me to face a giant sea monster!?"
"Well Thor cant beat it without dying himself and since the four of us managed to knock him out I think we can take Jorry." Joan said confidently.
Elsa though to herself. "Well, I suppose it is my best shot. Plus dying fighting a giant snake is probably better than whatever sick-twisted punishment the gods might have instore for me."
Sigh. "Alright. So how do we find him?" Elsa asked.
"Well Elsa. The vikings got one thing right. Odin did send a giant serpent to earth. But he didn't land in the ocean. Actually he landed in a freshwater loch. In Scotland. Everyone pack your bags! We're gonna find the Loch Ness Monster!"
I hope you liked this short filler chapter. Just wanted to put in something before the holidays. Plus it makes transitioning to the next chapters smoother. If I don't get to any more soon...see you next year.