I know that this is a terrible idea, but whatever. I'll post whatever i want, no making fun of me, Bella! Enjoy this train wreck of a first chapter, and have a great day! :)

Ahsoka Tano had gotten a call ealier that day, a very, very strange call.

"Commander?" Rex said, his voice high-pitched and panicked.

"What is it, Rex?"

He groaned. "Uh, you know how me and the guys, uh, had the General with us…"

"Is he okay?"

"Oh, yeah, he's fine. It's just, we were fooling around with some of the stuff here and uh, well,"

"He's five." She heard someone say from behind him.

She laughed. "Guys, how am I supposed to believe that?!"

"I'm dead serious."

She smirked to herself, wanting to see where they were going. "Okay, put him on."

After a few moments, she heard a small, squeaky voice. "Hello?" No trace of her master's usual masculine, deep voice in it. If that was Anakin, he wasn't faking it.

"That can't be Anakin."

"I wish I was lying, Commander. I really do."

Now Ahsoka was waiting for the 501st in the Temple hanger, and who she was supposed to think was Anakin, just a lot younger. She tapped her foot impatiently.

"Force, if you guys are lying to me…." She groaned.

Not a moment later, a blast door hissed open behind her.

"Okay, guys, it's real funny, you can sto-" She turned around, preparing to glare at her men for pranking her.

Ahsoka gasped. "Kriffing hell he is so cute!"

The clones all gave her looks of confusion. "Um...Commander, this is a problem here!" Rex pointed at the kid in front of them, he had to be under the age of five. He only came up to Ahsoka's hip, his hair was a bright blonde, hanging to his neck. He lacked a scar over one of his eyes, which were noticeably larger than usual.

She got on her knees and grabbed the kid's hand. "Well, hello there! What's your name?" She cooed, though she'd known him for, well, probably longer than this kid was alive.

"I'm Anakin Skywalker." He responded, his small voice barely audible over the sounds of the hanger. "Who are you?"

She flung an over dramatic hand over her chest, looking up at the clones with the biggest smile on her face.

"I'm Ahsoka. Ahsoka Tano."

He reached out and touched her lekku with a tiny hand. "Are you a Togruta?"

She nodded. "Yeah. Are you a human?"

The clones face palmed. Dear god, were trying to get her help and she was just obsessing over how cute he was!

His eyes lit up. "How did you know!?"

She shrugged. "I guessed."

"Commander! Can you please just help?" Jesse begged. "Obi-Wan'll kill us if he finds out."

Ahsoka picked up Anakin with one arm, cradling him against her shoulder. "Yeah, yeah I'll help, guys, calm down. It's just ...it's just...oh Force look at him!"

Anakin waved at the clones at her mentioning him, and Fives tried desperately to hide the blush in his cheeks. Anakin had waved at him!

Anakin then looked at the girl holding him. "Do you like droids?"

"Kriff yeah I love droids!" She cheered, getting some bad looks for cursing in front of him.

"We should be best friends, Ahsoka."

She hoisted him up higher in her arms. "I like that idea."

"So, how do you propose we get him back?" She asked the clones.

They shrugged. "I dunno. Maybe if we did the same thing over, I'll cancel it out." Kix said.

She finger-gunner at him with her free hand. "Good idea. I'll ask the council and see if they can help this cutie."

He tapped her shoulder. "You're very pretty, Miss Ahsoka."

She gasped. "Me!? Awwwe thanks!" As she walked past the clones she turned to them. "You boys could learn a lot from this lil guy."

Rex sighed. "We think you're lovely, Commander."

"That's more like it." She smirked. "See you later."

"Good luck, Ahsoka."

How the hell were they supposed to fix this?