Amy 19 weeks pregnant with Stephen and Marie

"Can we watch It's a Wonderful Life?" Amy asked as they sat on the couch. They enjoyed a quiet Christmas together and had just finished eating

"Again. You've seen that movie like 10 times"

Amy pouted, "Because I like it. I don't say anything when you watch Star Wars every year. Can we please watch it."

"Fine" Sheldon sighed, getting up to put in the dvd. He sat back on the couch and looked at Amy expectantly "What?" she asked

"Don't you want to cuddle" he huffed

"Don't sound so upset about it" she said as she wrapped her arms around him. He leaned back into the arm of the couch and it reminded him of the time they cuddled in her apartment all those ears ago. She leaned up for a second "Thank you" she whispered placing a kiss on his chin

20 minutes into the movie Sheldon looked down to realize Amy fell asleep. He wanted to be upset but he couldn't. She still didn't find that 'energy' that maternity books talked about in the second trimester, so he was fine being her pillow for now. He leaned back and closed his eyes, 'Maybe I should nap too' he thought.

He woke up to Leonard pounding at the door, "Sheldon come on! We're going to be late for work!"

Sheldon looked around, "Late for work?" he mumbled, "Its Christmas" it was only then he realized that he was in his old bedroom. And what made it stranger was that not of Luke's things were there. It looked just like it did before he lived with Amy.

He opened the door, only to be met with Leonard's frustrated face, "Are you sick or something? Because you're making me late"

"Why am I here?" Sheldon asked

"Because you live here genius" Leonard said rolling his eyes

"I do not live here. I haven't lived here for a while."

Leonard looked at him, "I don't have time for this. Just hurry up, unless you want to take the bus"

"I'm not going anywhere, because its Christmas and I'm suppose to be at home with Amy. Speaking of which, where is she?" he asked peering into the hallway

"Buddy Christmas was three weeks ago. And secondly, who's Amy?"

Sheldon stared at him, "Haha very funny. You know who Amy is."

"I've never heard that name in my life. Are you sure you're feeling okay" he said reaching up to touch his forehead. Sheldon swatted away his hand, "No one touches me except my wife"

"Sheldon" Leonard said carefully, "You're not married"

"Yes I am" Sheldon said raising his left hand to show Leonard, "Where's my ring? Is this some kind of joke you and Penny planned? Because I think this is too much work moving out all of Luke's things to recreate my room." Sheldon huffed

"Luke? Maybe you are sick. Stay right here, I'm going to call in sick for us. I'm sure they'll be glad to hear that you're not coming in" Leonard said before going out of the hall.

"This is all stupid" Sheldon said turning to get his phone. He scrolled through his contact list to call Amy to take him home, even though he didn't really let her drive anymore. He nearly dropped his phone in shock when he saw the list:

Howard

Leonard

Meemaw

Missy

Mother

Raj

University

He turned the phone over, this was his phone, but where were all of his contacts. And why was Raj's number so different. He ran towards the kitchen, "Leonard somethings wrong with my phone. Half of my stuff is missing"

Leonard approached him like he was a skittish horse, "Buddy, nothing's missing. How about you and me talk for a while?"

"I don't have time for this. Amy's probably worried sick, because you and your wife decided to prank me, and stress is not good for her right now"

Leonard straightened, "I'm not married Sheldon"

"Yes you are"

"No, I'm not"

Sheldon rubbed his head, "You guys are going really far with this"

"Who's going really far?"

"All of you. I just want to go home and finish spending Christmas with my wife in our home."

"Look buddy, why don't you explain your world to me"

"So let me see if I get this straight" Leonard said after Sheldon explained, "I'm married to Penny and we have a son named Luke even though she said that she didn't want kids"

"Yes"

"And you met Amy through a dating site because of Howard and Raj and the two of you got married, came up with the idea of super asymmetry, and won a Nobel together"

"Yes"

"And now after some difficulty, she's pregnant with your children"

"Yes, exactly"

"I don't know how to say this, but none of that happened. Penny and I dated for like 2 months, but then we broke up and she moved back to Nebraska. Howard and Raj did put you on that dating site as a joke, but there were no matches. Raj moved back to India shortly after that. Howard is definitely not married, much less a father, and he and his mother moved to Florida 4 years ago. The only true thing is that you did win a Nobel Prize, but you proved string theory and you sure as hell didn't share it with anybody." Leonard said pointing to the medal in a case on the bookshelf, "You didn't even include my name and I helped prove it" he mumbled

"This doesn't make any sense. Did I wake up in an alternate reality? I knew I shouldn't have taken that nap"

"You took a nap? Since when?"

"Amy fell asleep on me. Its easier to sleep along with her then try to move her"

Leonard stared dumbfounded, "How about we just google this Amy person and see what comes out" Leonard said moving to his computer, "What's her full name?"

"Amy Farrah Fowler"

"Interesting choice" Leonard mumbled as he typed in the name, "Look it says here that she's not married and works at UCLA, but she giving a seminar at Caltech."

"Well then come on Leonard we have to go see her. She would set the record straight, even if she's in on the joke there's no way she could hide her stomach" Sheldon said running to get changed

Sheldon jumped out the car before Leonard was properly parked. He had to literally run behind Sheldon to keep up. "Sheldon slow down. I didn't bring my inhaler" Leonard said gasping for air. Sheldon turned the corner and bumped into a woman dressed in what Leonard could only assume was his grandmother's clothes

"Amy?" Sheldon said

"Yes" she said adjusting her glasses, "who's asking?"

"Its me Sheldon, your husband"

"I'm sorry. I think you're mistaking me with someone else." She said turning to walk away

"No I'm not. You are my wife"

"Did someone put you up to this? Because it's not very funny"

"No one put me up to anything. I know you Amy. You're my wife., the only person who loves medieval literature, especially Chaucer, you like old French movies, even though they're so boring, and you play the harp"

I'm sorry sir, but I don't know you and this is starting to get a little creepy" she said walking away

"No Amy come back!" he shouted he tried to run but the hallway she just walked down seemed endless, "Amy!" he shouted

"Sheldon?" he heard causing him to open his eyes with a start

"What happened? Why were you calling my name? Did you have a nightmare?"

"Amy he sighed wrapping his arms around her, "Your really here, all of you" he said stroking her stomach

She laughed, "Oookay. I've always been here. Are you feeling sick?"

"No. Everything is perfect" he said nuzzling her hair