Marie and Stephen age 2
"I still don't like this gift giving idea" Sheldon complained as he put the twins into their car seats.
"Sheldon she's 6. Do you really expect her to buy you a gift?" Amy said as she climbed into the driver's seat
"No, but how do we know that their gift to you will be of the same value. It's your birthday as well" he pointed out
"You know that doesn't bother me. Let's just go there and have a good time. Hopefully we can tire out the twins before we carry them to my mother's" she whispered
"Not tired" Marie pouted from the back seat, sticking out her bottom lip like Sheldon
"No one said you were baby" Amy responded, "I forgot she got your hearing"
"I told you to speak in Klingon. They don't understand that as yet. But nooo. 'It's not a real language Sheldon. What if they get confused Sheldon'" Amy turned to glare at him and he silenced immeadiately.
"Do you really want to get me mad on my birthday?"
"No" he said as he looked down, "Are we still celebrating later?"
Amy laughed, "I already said yes. I don't know why you're so eager" she said as she turned in the Wolowitz's driveway. Sheldon glanced at Amy. 'why was I so eager?' he thought, 'who wouldn't be with that dress she's wearing'. Penny had convinced her to buy a new dress for her birthday. It was in no means fancy or revealing, but yet somehow it distracted Sheldon.
As they entered the house Halley made a beeline for Amy. "Happy birthday Aunt Amy!" she shouted throwing her arm's around Amy's waist
"Happy birthday to you too Halley" she said with a smile
"I got you something. Don't move" she said before running towards the kitchen. "Mommy where's the present?!" Halley shouted sounding similar to her late grandmother.
Sheldon winced at the noise, "I'll carry the twins to the backyard" he said walking away
Halley ran back to where Amy was standing with Bernadette in tow. "Daddy said you were a neuroscientist, and he said that means you like brains. So, I got you this" she said thrusting a bag in Amy's direction.
Amy took the colorful bag from the little girl and took out it's contents as Halley explained each gift. "The lady at the store said you could put your pens and notes and stuff in it, so its like a pencil holder but it looks like a brain. And I got you that pen cause it has a little brain on the top, you could even put it in the pencil holder. And I got you that mug" Halley finished, "So do you like it?" she asked bouncing on the balls of her feet, her blonde hair bouncing around her. Amy laughed, "I love it Halley. Thank you"
"Yay! I'm gonna go tell daddy" she said running towards the back of the house, "Daddy?! Daddy!" she shouted.
"Well now I feel like I didn't put enough thought in my gift" Amy joked to Bernadette
"Oh please. You could give her a ball of dirt and she would think it's the best thing ever. Just because it came from you. She drove me and Howie crazy trying to find the "perfect" gift" Bernadette said walking towards the backyard.
"Hey, it's not my fault she likes me" Amy said with a shrug.
Two hours later and the party was still in full swing. Amy sat on a chair as she watched Luke chase Marie around, and Stephen entertain himself with a balloon. Sheldon came and sat next to her. "You know" he started, "it is your birthday"
"I know" she laughed
"And we still haven't done your annual birthday celebration"
"I know, that's why were dropping the kids off later"
"Or we could celebrate now" he said
"Sheldon" she gasped
"What? We did do it here before"
"I know but. We can't"
"Give me one good reason why not"
Amy opened her mouth and closed it back, "What if one of the twins need us?"
"They're entertained and surrounded by our friends. Please Amy, I cant keep looking at you in that dress and not do anything."
Amy lowered her head and blushed, "Fine, but this is the last time". Sheldon got up from his chair and grabbed her hand to lead her into the house.
"Where are you guys going?" Raj asked when they were almost to the door. Sheldon's eyes widened. "Just getting something from the car" Amy lied before pulling Sheldon into the house to avoid anymore questions.
"That was close" she whispered, "which room do you want to go in this time"
"I never did get back at Howard and Bernadette for having coitus on my bed all those years ago"
"Sheldon" Amy whispered scandalized
"It's just an idea" he said
*4 months later*
"I can't believe your pregnant again" Bernadette said as they sat on the patio watching the kids play
"Me neither" Amy said rubbing the slight swell in her stomach
"I thought you guys said the twins were gonna be the last" Penny said
"They were. But we just got carried away one time."
"Really?" Penny said, "The king of being prepared forgot a condom. That seems so un-Sheldon"
Amy shrugged, "It was a spur of the moment. We didn't have any on us
"Oooh. Spur of the moment. Do tell" Penny said with a smirk
"There's nothing much to tell" Amy said with a blush
"Did he do his flamenco dance again?"
"No. Nothing like that"
"Wait, what do mean you didn't have any on you guys. Don't you always have like next to your bed?" Bernadette asked
Amy lowered her head and blushed more, "Well…"
"Oh my god" Penny gasped, "You guys did it in public?"
"It wasn't really public" Amy said shaking her head
"Was it in the car?" Bernadette asked
"No. No one could see us"
"Oh come on Ames."
"Fine" Amy sighed, "Promise you won't be mad"
"Why would we be mad?" Bernadette asked.
Amy leaned forward and whispered to the blondes. "You did it where?!" Bernadette shouted