"Wakatoshi-kuuuun, what is today's date?"

"Hah?" Ushijima looked up from his food at the crazy guess-monster known as Tendou, a bit surprised at the sudden question. "Uhh, March 14? Why would you-"

"WRONG! BEEP!" Ushijima jumped back as Tendou suddenly shouted, crossing his arms. "Today is White Day!"

"That's not a date, that's a holiday." Ushijima deadpanned.

"Holidays can be considered dates too!" Tendou pouted.

"Can not."

"Can too."

"Can not."

"Can too."

"Can too."

"Can not- HEY!" Tendou stood up, nearly knocking down the table in the process and making Ushijima flinch a bit. "That's not fair!"

"Oi, cool it, you volleyball idiots!" That shout came from Goshiki, who made scattered snickers appear all over the lunchroom.

Ushijima didn't seem nearly as fazed as Tendou, who was suddenly a blushing mess. "Satori, sit down before you make a fool of yourself."

"Aww…" Tendou sat down, his hair suddenly drooping more than it should have been.

"Cheer up, it's not like-"

"How can I cheer up if my favorite friend forgot about the most important day of the year!?" Tendou whined, hiding his face.

Ushijima cocked his head. "Isn't the most important day of the year the start of the Nationals?"

"AARGH!" This only made Tendou more frustrated, and he angrily stood up, catching the attention of the whole lunchroom. "WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I LIKE YOU!?"

Pin Drop silence.

Someone softly singing "Can you feel the gay tonight~" YAAASSSS IDOL

Ushiwaka's deadpan stare. "Cool, I like you too."

Tendou at least had the decency to sit down after coming out to the entire grade (but nobody was surprised; they kinda expected it.) In a softer voice, but still having that loud and rambunctious tone to it, Tendou spoke after the normal buzz of the lunchroom had returned. "It's not like I like you as a friend. I like you more than a friend. Geez, you're so dense-"

"I like you the same way too."

Tendou, along with about the whole room, choked on air, taking a minute to regain his bearings. "You WHAT!?"

It was as though Medusa had strolled through the room, as the shock of Ushijima Wakatoshi, the cold-hearted ace spiker of Shiratorizawa Academy being gay had absolutely stunned the entire room.

For Tendou Satori of all people.

"Are you supposed to give the person you like a gift?" Ushijima questioned curiously. "Hand me that napkin."

Tendou complied.

Ushijima fished out a pen from his pocket and wrote on the napkin, Happy White Day to the Guess Monster. Meet me at the park after practice today.

He gave the napkin to Tendou, who's eyes became even wider if possible. "B-But you didn't even ask me out!"

"No need, I know you'll say yes." Ushijima munched on his apple nonchalantly.

"WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFICULT?"

"Will you come?"

"OF COURSE I'LL COME, YOU IDIOT!"

"You're one to talk."

"EXCUSE ME-"

"Tendou Satori! Please sit down!"

"Yes, ma'am…"

And cue the lunchroom giggles.

Written by IdolGirlGold