NoblePursuitVirus
Oneshot
Hey, peepers!
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"LiNk yOu WiLl Be fINe! JuSt GeT OuT oF THeRe!"
"NOOOO the NoblePuruitVirus will get meeee!"
"No, it won't! You are young and healthy and you don't have asthma! You'll be fine," Zelda said, banging on Link's door.
"I am actually 117 years old, soooooo." He can be such a baby sometimes, can't he?
"Ugh, resurrection years don't count!" Zelda argued. "Remember how I chopped down your door on Valentine's day? I'll do it again if I have to!" (If you don't know what I am talking about, read my Valentine's Day oneshot)
"NOOO, I JUST WANT TO QUARANTINE MYSELF UNTIL IT'S GONE, OKAY?!"
"AND I JUST WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH YOU!"
"WHY WITH ME?"
"I DON'T KNOW, OKAY?! BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM!"
Then Zelda kicked Link's door down and dragged him down the stairs to watch a movie. Link actually already got the NoblePursuitVirus, but he was young and healthy, so he didn't even notice.
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The end!
I hope you guys are all doing okay right now with the whole coronavirus thing. I wanted to name the virus in this fic after an alcoholic drink and the Noble Pursuit is the only one in the game. I was thinking about calling it the MilkVirus because of the milk bars, but naw.
Hope y'all enjoyed and WOO TWO ONESHOTS IN ONE DAY, PLUS ANOTHER CHAPTER IN LFAWO I'M ON A ROLL!
Happy Birthday
-TwilightWolf