With Rayman; he was exiting the New York Sanctum with Eda's key.
He looked at the key and the doorway to the Boiling Isles appeared and opened up before Rayman tossed the key into it as it disappeared.
Rayman sighed.
"Well, takes care of that." said Rayman.
Back with Sonic; he was fighting Dominator's forces.
Megavolt fired some lighting at Sonic who then avoided each lightning blast.
Then lots of water streams were shot at the hedgehog who avoided it Matrix style.
The hedgehog chuckled.
"Eat your heart out Keanu Reeves." said Sonic.
He then looked at the readers.
"I bet that Co Arthor of Smarty doesn't know who he is." He said.
"I fucking hate the film Speed." said Joker.
Everyone, even the villains gasped.
They all glared at Joker.
The clown became confused.
"Why's everyone glaring at me?" said Joker.
"You hate Keanu Reeves?" said Dominator.
"He is an awesome actor." said Eggman.
Joker scoffed.
"Please, he couldn't even get real work, didn't even do a good job as John Constantine." said Joker.
Sonic became mad.
"You take that back, he is a national treasure." said Sonic.
Joker rolled his eyes.
"He sucks and that's final." He said.
Sonic became mad he kicked Joker in the balls.
"He is awesome." said Sonic.
Joker groaned and walked off while grasping his privates.
Interview Gag
Joker is mad.
"CURSE THAT HEDGEHOG!" He shouted in a squeaky voice.
End Interview Gag
Sonic kept on avoiding each of Megavolt's lightning blasts.
Megavolt growled.
Then roots emerged from the ground and wrapped around Sonic.
The hedgehog groaned and did a spin dash, cutting the roots.
Bushroot became mad.
"MY PLANTS!" yelled Bushroot.
He looked at the readers.
"Oh well, doesn't help that I'm the one with a dead voice actor." said Bushroot.
"Enough games, where is the Owl Lady?" said Eggman.
Then the doorway to the Boiling Isles appeared and Eda, Luz, King, Willow, and Gus emerged from it before the doorway disappeared.
"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane." Eda sang.
Sonic shook his head.
"This woman didn't know about lots of stuff on this world, yet she knows about rock and roll music despite not telling her about it." said Sonic.
Rayman then appeared.
"Well the answer to your rock and roll answer is that stuff always shows up in my dimension." said Eda.
"Wouldn't surprise me if she saw Duncanville." said Rayman.
Eda shook his head.
"Heard of that show, but there's no way I'll be convinced to see it." said Eda.
"It was created by and stars Amy Poehler." said Sonic.
Eda is shocked.
"Sign me up." said Eda.
Interview Gag
"What can I say, Amy Poehler films and shows are amazing. Don't ask how I know about it." said Eda.
End Interview Gag
"KILL THEM ALL!" yelled Eggman.
He then laughed evily.
He started coughing badly.
"Lonzengen?" said Quackerjack.
Eggman nodded.
"Okay." said Eggman.
A lonzengen was placed in Eggman's hand before he ate it.
"There, perfect." said Eggman.
Then a root emerged from the ground and wrapped around Eggman's Eggmobile.
The scientist glared at Bushroot.
"Bushroot." said Eggman.
The plant duck pointed to Willow.
"It was her not me." He said.
Eggman shook his head.
"Bullshit." said Eggman, "You're the only one here that I know has florakenisis."
Then lots of thorny roots surrounded Willow, shocking Eggman.
"Okay, it is her." said Eggman.
He then blushed sheepisly.
"Don't we feel foolish." said Eggman.
"Idiotic is more like it. For a guy with an IQ of 300, you sure are stupid." said Sonic, "With that kind of IQ, you should be smart enough to know never to go after me ever again."
Eggman is pissed.
"How dare you insult me Sonic." said Eggman.
"I insult you all the time." said Sonic.
Steam came out of Eggman's ears.
"I like the bald human, he's funny." said Gus.
Eggman glared at the others.
"I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY. BURN BOT!" yelled Eggman.
Then Burn Bot appeared and launched it's claws at the Boiling Isle residents.
But Eda blocked the claws with her staff.
"Seriously claws?" She asked. "I thought he was called Burn Bot."
"Yeah naming isn't his strong suit." said Sonic.
"I'M THE ONE WHO NAMES MY ROBOTS, AND THAT'S FINAL!" yelled Eggman.
"Well you should have called him Claw Bot or Pinch a Tron 9000." said King.
"I already came up with those name ideas." said Sonic.
"Oh those are better." said Burn Bot.
"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!" everyone yelled.
Sonic then did a homing attack on Burn Bot, knocking it back a few feet before it exploded.
Willow sent some of her roots to Eggman, knocking him off his eggmobile.
The evil scientist shrieked and ran off.
Megavolt launched some lightning at the heroes, but Sonic ran by and blocked the lightning with a trash can lid.
"Failed Sparky." said Sonic.
Megavolt became mad.
"DON'T CALL ME SPARKY!" yelled Megavolt.
"SHUT UP SPARKY!" shouted Sonic.
Megavolt growled and started shooting lots of lightning at Sonic who blocked each blast while running off.
The hedgehog then tossed the trash can lid like Captain America's shield before hitting the rat, knocking him out.
The trash can lid then returned to Sonic's hand.
"Might as well call him Captain America." said Luz.
She then laughed.
"Little joke since both he and Captain America are voiced by the same voice actor." said Luz.
"I don't get it." said King.
Sonic then glared at Quackerjack and ran to him.
The jester duck gulped and put on a pair of glasses.
"Wait, you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses now would you?" said Quackerjack.
Sonic then removed Quackerjack's glasses from his face and hit the duck with them.
This shocked the joker duck.
Interview Gag
First was Quackerjack.
"He hit a guy 'with' glasses. That's well played." said Quackerjack.
Lastly was Sonic.
"The difference between Batman and Wreck it Ralph when it comes to guys with glasses, Batman wouldn't bother taking the guys glasses off and hitting him with them, he'd just hit them while they're wearing glasses." said Sonic.
"You're bluffing." said the camera man.
"Oh no, take a look at this then." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag within Interview Gag
Batman was punching Joker non stop.
"Wait." Joker said and Batman stopped punching the clown.
The clown prince of crime then put on a pair of glasses.
"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses now would you?" said Joker.
But Batman punches Joker with the glasses on.
Joker groaned.
End Cutaway Gag within Interview Gag
"So yeah, Batman would hit anyone regardless of what they're dealing with. Unless of course they're disabled in some way." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Quackerjack then pulled out a white flag and waved it around.
"You wouldn't hit a guy with a white flag now would you?" said Quackerjack.
Sonic grabbed the flag and smacked Quackerjack with it.
The duck then put on sunglasses and pulled out a blind person stick.
"If the person is blind?" said Quackerjack.
Sonic took off the shades and took the ducks stick before hitting him with both objects.
Quackerjack sat down on a wheelchair.
"Wheelchair?" said Quackerjack.
Sonic pushed the duck off the chair and smacked him with it.
Quackerjack then pulled out some crutches and put his arms on them.
"Crutches?" said Quackerjack.
Sonic hits QuackerJack with the cruches.
The Joker duck picked King up.
"A Cubone?" He asked.
King growled.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A FUCKING CUBONE!" yelled King.
"Won't be the last time he'll be mistaken for one." said Eda.
Sonic grabbed King and smacked Quackerjack with him.
King groaned as he walked off.
Quackerjack put on a yellow shirt with the Duncanville show logo on it.
"Fan of Duncanville?" said Quackerjack.
Sonic took the shirt off Quackerjack who flinched in fear.
He opened his eyes and sighed in relief.
"Oh thank goodness." said Quackerjack.
But then a shirt with the logo to Bless the Hearts was placed on him.
The duck noticed it and became confused.
"Huh?" said Quackerjack.
Sonic then kicked Quackerjack across the face.
Interview Gag
"I'm going to be honest right now. I would have attacked him no matter what since he's a villain. I just wanted a good reason to attack a fan of that recent Fox Animation show Bless the Hearts." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Quackerjack groaned.
"Okay, okay, you win. I give up." said Quackerjack.
He ran off.
"And that is the secret to being awesome at fighting villains." said Sonic.
