One day after the first character of Fighters Pass 2 was announced, a big festival was held in the Mushroom Kingdom to celebrate.

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That is all.

The End!

Okay, just kidding. Let me tell you a bit about this festival they had. There were live musical performances, free food for everybody, a Smash tournament where the winner received a magical soccer ball made of crystal with time travel capabilities, and so much more!

For the festival's grand finale, Princess Peach had a big surprise planned for Mario. An angled Warp Pipe appeared on the stage and Peach gestured to tell Mario to go into it.

Mario: Yahoo!

Peach: Everybody, count down with me! 5...4...3...2...1!

The plan was to launch Mario out of the Pipe only a few dozen feet. Unfortunately, something malfunctioned, causing Mario to be launched much further than Peach had intended. He screamed while being flung into the air, so far away in the sky that he was completely out of sight from everyone there. Concerned for one of the most important people in the kingdom, everyone began running around in a panic and yelling.

Mario flew so far away that when he eventually landed, he was nowhere near his home. He was in a place that he hadn't been to in a very long time. It was Sarassaland. He wasn't here for long, however. You see, I don't know anything about Sarassaland because I've never played Super Mario Land. I wasn't even sure if I knew what it was called. Does anybody else think the weird name makes it hard to remember? It doesn't help that it's only in that one game. Uhh...I mean- I'm totally not a lazy writer who thinks making jokes about his laziness makes up for it, which it does not.

Anyway, Daisy was practicing her sports skills. She tossed a football into the air, even though there's no Mario football game that's not soccer, and prepared to kick it. Unluckily, Mario happened to end up in front of her at just the right time for her to accidentally kick him instead.

Daisy: Oh my goodness! Mario, I am so sorry!

Mario got flung out of Sarassaland just as quickly as he had arrived. He had no idea where he would end up next, but he was hoping it would be home.

It wasn't.

He ended up in New Donk City late at night. The sound he made when he hit the ground caught Pauline's attention and she ran over to him to see what had made the noise. She was shocked to see that it was Mario laying on the ground in pain.

Pauline: Mario?! Are you okay?

Mario: I'm-a fine.

Pauline: What happened?

Mario: Daisy kicked me.

Pauline: ...Huh. I'm sure there's more to it than that, but I don't have time for you to explain it to me.

Mario: Why-a not?

This is where I would put my running joke of a Wynaut appearing when someone says "Why not," but he said "Why-a not," so it wouldn't work.

Pauline: I decided to have a fireworks show tonight to celebrate that character getting into Smash Bros.

Mario: Why-a aren't you saying that character's name?

It's because I wrote this before that character was announced, so I don't know who it's gonna be.

Mario: Oh. That makes sense, person who-a wrote this.

Please. Call me Anthony.

Mario: No.

Fair enough. There's no reason for you to be on a first name basis with me.

Mario: So when's-a these fireworks?

Pauline: Right now.

The fireworks show began. Most of them went off, but one of the really big rocket-looking ones was a dud. It flew into Mario's stomach, sending him off on a flight yet again.

Also, the 25th president of the United States was William McKinley Jr.

The next place he landed was in the Fire Emblem: Three Houses universe. But I have not played Fire Emblem: Three Houses as I do not have interest in doing so. Therefore, I can not properly represent what a scene set in that game's world would be like. So, I guess...Byleth launched Mario again somehow for some reason.

Then he was in Inkopolis. A kind Inkling Girl named DJ caught him before he could hit the ground.

Mario: Thank you so-a much-a!

DJ: Don't mention it. Anything for you.

Mario: Say, you look-a familiar. Have we met?

DJ: Not exactly, but I used to live in the Mushroom Kingdom. I'm the Inkling who was raised by Toads and didn't know anything about Splatoon. Remember me?

Before Mario had a chance to answer, another Inkling Girl came running up to him and hit him with her Splat Roller. Can you guess what happened? If you said "He got launched again," you were right! If you said "I do not think Super Paper Mario is a good game," that is a perfectly acceptable opinion to have. I say that as a person who likes that game.

The next place Mario ended up in was one he couldn't recognize. I don't know the name of it, but it was another big city.

Mario: Hhhm. What game is this-a place from? Is it Splatoon again? Is it Sonic Adventure 2?

There was a film adaptation of A Midsummer Night's Dream released by Warner Bros. on the day before Halloween in 1935.

Mario: This had better not-a be Pepsiman.

Suddenly, a young girl riding on a horse zoomed past Mario, almost making his hat fly off.

Mario: Hey, I know-a them.

You know that show It's Pony? That's what universe Mario was in now. When Pony saw him, he quickly turned around.

Annie: Pony, what are you...?

Mario: Can you two please-a help me get home?

Pony: Yeah, hey, Mario.

Annie: Sorry, but there's nothing we can do. We don't know how we got to your universe for that party. Two vampire kids and a squid who somehow looks like a human handled it for us. You'll have to ask them.

Not gonna happen! Let's see. What should happen next? Ooh, I know! Mario was standing on a manhole cover and the ground started to shake under his feet. Sewage launched the cover up into the air and it sent Mario to SPACE! Only making one single draft of something and making it up as you go along is FUN!

Annie: Pony! We gotta do something! Mario's in danger!

Pony: We're going fishing!

Annie: Oh, right. Forgot.

Up in SPACE, Rosalina was roasting a marshmallow. More specifically, she was roasting a marshmallow on the sun! She had to use a ridiculously long stick so she would be far enough away from the sun, but still. Roasting a marshmallow on the sun! Isn't that awesome?! No, wait. It's anything but. The marshmallow would just instantly disintegrate into nothing. You can't eat something after it no longer exists.

Mario: Rosalina! Thank-a goodness!

Rosalina: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Is there-a a Launch Star I can-a use to get back home?

Wait. Launch Stars are what they're called, right? Let me check. Let's see, go to a new tap, press I, type "Launch Star," hit enter, look at pictures...YES! They are called Launch Stars.

Rosalina: Conveniently, there is. Even more conveniently, it's right here! What are the odds?

She's being sarcastic. She put the Launch Star there so she could use it herself when she was done camping, so this part actually makes a lot of sense. It even explains why she's not in her universe right now. She wanted to camp in SPACE, but wanted to see a new SPACE. That worked out really well. Again, just to emphasize, I made this up as I went along and only did one draft. Don't you love it when you're writing something and you get lucky like that?

IF YOU PUT ORANGE SODA IN MILK, NEITHER WILL TASTE GOOD ANYMORE!

Kel: This guy gets it.

Kel from Kenan & Kel was also in SPACE. I've only decided that now. See, what I do is something I once heard Nintendo supposedly does too. I come up with ideas and then pick the character who I think fits that idea best. I wanted somebody to say "This guy gets it" and Kel fit because he loves orange soda.

Hey, did you know that there's a video game store in Japan called Super Potato? I went there and bought a couple Super Famicom games. Later, I bought this thing that makes Super Famicom games work on an SNES. After I used it, my Super Nintendo suddenly stopped working. I'm sure the thing I bought isn't what caused that. I'm so glad Super Back to the Future II was worth the wait and not at all a disappointment that makes riding a hoverboard unfun and has a really repetitive soundtrack.

Oh, and Mario got in the Launch Star and got back home. But...eh, who cares? I wanna talk about The Flintstones!

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Please do not waste your time reading the horrible content that this manchild with no life continues to produce. There is a complete lack of quality in it and it is not worth your time.

Also, The End