I noticed that my last one of these wasn't really the Irken Dib and Human Zim Au I wanted, it was just Human Zim and Dib. So ima just do some ZaDr with the normal charcters this time since that's what I seem to be good at :) All rights to Jhonen Vasquez for the charcters!

"Why do you need money?" Zim asked Dib while waiting for Dib to receive his lunch. "To survive." Dib said patiently. When Dib received his food both Dib and Zim were walking to Dibs car when Zim asked, "Why do humans need food." They both got in the car and Dib said, "For energy."

"YAY FOOD!" Gir yelled from the back of the car reaching for the fries in the bag. Dib started up his car when Zim asked, "Why do humans need cars?" "To get places." Dib said while pressing the gas peddle, leaving his parking spot. When they got on the road Zim asked, "Why are humans so complicated!?" Zim gave a pouted look and crossed his arms while looking at Dib drive.

"Well, maybe it's because your not human and you don't know how these things work, but when your human it's easy to learn it since you are human." Zim stood in his seat and stared at Dib driving once again. "ZIM SHALL SHOW YOU HIA GLORY!" Zim yelled why standing in his sit. "I SHALL MAKE MONEY! I SHALL EAT FOOD! AND I SHALL DRIVE THE FARTHEST DISTANCE YOU HAVE SEEN AN ALIEN DRIVE BEFORE!"

Dib came across a red light and sighed. "What is this red glowing thing stopping you in your tracks?" Zim asked once again. "It's the only thing stopping my glory." Dib said so Zim would through a fit. "THATS STUPID RED THINGY WILL PAY FOR MESSING US UP IN ARE TRACKS!"

Zim unbuckled his seatbelt and flew out the window, and by flew out the window it meant hitting the window with his head. "OW! WHAT IS THIS PAINFUL DEFENCE FORCE STOPPING ME FROM DEFEATING THAT RED LIGHT!" Dib glanced over at Zim and chuckled. "It's a window, a humans greatest force of all time!"

"GRRR...NO FORCE IS GREAT ENOUGH TO STUMP THE ALMIGHTY ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!" Zim then began kicking the window with his boot, causing no effect on the window. "HAHA TAKE THAT YOU WINDOW! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ZIIIIM!" Zim say back down and was happy with himself.

"I'm so fantastic Dib, can't you tell!" Dib chuckled and said, "Yup, but you did miss the red stop light." Zim eyes widened to the fact they were already leaving the stop light and Zim started to yell while banging on the window, "I WILL COME BACK YOU STUPID STOPLIGHT! JUST WATCH ME!"