(It's Samuel! Blah blah blah where've I been blah blah blah Seikoshiki finally blah blah blah hey porpoise blah blah blah let's start this.)
Yoshiki stood up. He had made a comfortable couch groove from where he had been sitting for hours, watching anime. Of course he wasn't watching it alone, Satoshi was laying on the other sofa and Morishige was sitting inside a pillow fort on the floor. Yoshiki walked over to the kitchen, carefully stepping by "Shig's Haven" as he liked to call it. He grabbed three cans of cola and walked back, handing Morishige one and Satoshi another, opening the third one himself and taking a sip. Satoshi groaned. "I don't want to go back to school next week." Yoshiki groaned aswell and punched Satoshi on the arm. "Don't remind me, we have english first lesson aswell." Yoshiki replied, hearing a small fizz as Morishige opened his drink inside the fort.
A few more hours passed, and the season they had been watching was over. Morishige was whimpering inside the pillows, Satoshi was crying his eyes out and Yoshiki let out a single manly tear... at a time. Eventually Satoshi stood up and shouted at Morishige, who burst out of his fort like a jack in a box who missed the ending of the song. Yoshiki stood up and looked at the time. 4:30pm. 'Really?' He thought as he turned the kettle on to make a coffee. "Seeya Yoshi!" Satoshi shouted as the door closed, leaving Yoshiki as he shouted to Satoshi "Only Seiko can cal me that!". As the kettle boiled he made his coffee and sat down in his groove, checking his phone.
Shinozaki, 47 minutes ago: hey Kishinuma, you want to come over for a party Thursday? Everyone else will be here.
Nakashima, 31 minutes ago: you know where Seiko is Kishinuma? She's not at home so I thought she might of spoken to you.
Shinohara, 18 minutes ago: hey Yoshi, how are you? I'm coming over to yours, but Naomi won't get away from my front door. Be there in 20.
Nakashima, 7 minutes ago: she just text me saying she was at her cousin's. Sorry.
Yoshiki quickly replied "yes" to Shinozaki's message before looking at Shinohara's text again. 'Oh shit, I've got two minutes to clean up everyone's mess.' He thought, putting his coffee down and running to collect all the empty crisp packets, bowls of popcorn and empty cans of cola. He threw everything into the bin as quick as he could, then quickly getting the bowls out of the bin and putting them in the dishwasher. He turned off the TV and jumped into his sofa groove as the door burst open, and Seiko quickly poked her head out and stared at Yoshiki. "Hey Yoshi!" She shouted, diving at him. He quickly moved out the way and Seiko hit the sofa and the remains of "Shig's Haven". Seiko looked up at him sadly and said in as cute as a voice as she could: "Don't you wuv me, Yoshi?" Yoshiki sighed and walked over to the fridge. "Cola?" He asked before looking back at the brunette. "Fuck dat, gimme some beer." She replied, making Yoshiki laugh and pull out some lager. "That better Milady?" He said, putting it down in front of her. "Yeah, so's your butt groove." She replied, twisting her self about and ruining the groove. Yoshiki groaned and sat down next to her, ruffling her hair. She retaliated by pulling him in towards her and tickling him as he struggled to escape. "Off me, you foul demon!" He shouted as she threw an apple at the front door, pushing it shut and tickling him further. She only stopped when he started crying with laughter, and she stood up and turned on his Xbox. "Still a 360? Get an Xbox one dude!" She shouted as he got his breath back. "Xbox... 360 is... Wayyy... Better than... That shit..." He replied between wheezes as he picked up his controller and passed Seiko hers. Seiko sat back down in her groove and turned her controller on first and laughing at him. As the game started up, Seiko took a sip of her lager and Yoshiki pushed the can onto her, causing it to spill all over her. She put her controller and his controller down as she poured the rest of the can onto him. They looked at each other and laughed as Yoshiki pushed her hair in front of her eyes and locked himself in the bathroom. He jumped into the shower and threw his clothes off, turning the nozzle up and spraying hot water onto him. Seiko wailed and quietly stood up, walking over to the door and sneakily twisting the lock. She snuck into the bathroom and took her clothes off aswell. As Yoshiki faced the wall Seiko snuck into the shower and stood next to him, waiting for him to turn around. He quickly turned and took her by surprise, hugging her tightly. "Don't you think I know all your tricks by now babe? I've had tons of time to learn since we started dating." Yoshiki said quietly, kissing Seiko's forehead as they continued to be soaked in hot water.
"I guess, but at least this is nice enough." She replied, hugging him back, her head only making it to below his chin.
They showered and cleaned up their mess, getting out some spare clothes and sitting back down on the now cleaned sofa. "How much more do you have to move before you'll actually stay here all the time?" Yoshiki asked, holding her next to him, his head on hers. "It'll only be a few days, Yoshiki. I'll be here for good soon."
"That's good, it'll be perfect once you've moved in, no problems at all." Yoshiki replied, turning on the TV and hugging her more. "What should we watch now? A horror, a comedy? Your pick." He added, looking down at his girlfriend. She looked up at him and kissed him flat on the lips, their tongues touching gently and their fingers connecting. She pulled back after a minute and looked at the TV. "Horror? You can 'calm me down' afterwards." She said smiling, looking at the time. "We can watch both, actually. I told my parents I'm at yours, and I told Naomi I'm at my cousins." She continued, hugging Yoshiki back and putting the film on.
(Meh, shit ending but I'm surprised I still bother, no-one reads these piles of shit so... Bye?)