Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or it's characters. I do however own this weird plot idea. Enjoy.

The day the terrible trio time travelled

So Kakashi wasn't having the best of days. No no, it wasn't as if he was suddenly given a genin team despite being mentally stable. It's not like ANBU leaves traumatic scares or whatnot, but asking him to take care of a litter of snot-nosed brats.

This. Was. Not. Going. To. Be. A. Good. Day.

And to make matters worse, when he entered the room to pick up his cute genin, he would have expected a prank or two maybe for purposely coming late. Like an eraser falling on his head or something.

He also expects certain behaviour characteristics from the academy profiles he had been given to read. He would have expected Naruto Uzumaki to have already tried to prank him. He would have expected Sasuke Uchiha to mind his own business in a corner, with Sakura Haruno desperately seeking his attention.

To his dismay, the situation was even more bizarre and even worse.

Sasuke was angry. That was normal. But for some reason he was angry at Sakura, screaming at her that he'll kill her. And Naruto, was behind him, desperately holding him back to the best of his abilities while Sakura…

Sakura was standing on the table, grasping at her own chest like it was the first time she had ever seen it.

"This feels weird," Sakura muttered.

"You baka!" Sasuke screams, yelling at the top of his voice. "I'll beat your head in if it's the last thing I do!"

"Both of you stop it! This isn't helping anyone's situation at all!" Naruto yells. "Kakashi-sensei is going to be here any second and… and…"

The trio slowly came to a halt as they realised that they weren't alone in the room. Kakashi is just standing there at doorway, wondering what the hell he had stumbled across.

Seeing him, Sasuke elbows Naruto hard, knocking him over, before storming up to Kakashi.

"Kakashi-sensei, as you are the authority figure here, you have to help me out right now before this escalates even further."

"Uh…"

"Look, this is going to sound really strange. But I promise this is the whole truth."

Sasuke points at Sakura who is still proudly massaging her chest.

"Those, are my breasts!"

Silence. Kakashi looked down at Sasuke staring at him expectantly. Naruto is slouched at the front desk, unconscious with foam coming out of his mouth. Sakura was still massaging her chest.

So he did the most logical thing he could. He took a step back.

And silently closed the door before walking away from whatever the hell he just witnessed.

Kakashi was sure he was growing a couple of proper white hairs now (real old man ones, not his beautiful genetic ones). He was hyperventilating at this point, each time he saw his team because realistically he had no idea what the hell he had to do. Not only were the profiles of the academy completely wrong, but his team also didn't even need him.

After a couple of weeks, he's learnt to adapt. He just watches them as they go through their katas and ninjutsu on their own while he pretends to read his precious book.

"So, anata, how do I activate the Sharingan again?" Sasuke asked, poking Naruto.

Naruto sighed, crossing his arms sending a nonchalant look back at Sasuke.

"It's a mix of an emotional surge and chakra activation. You need an event in your head that stimulates a strong emotional reaction, probably one of anger would be the easiest. Then simply send chakra to your eyes."

"That's easy for you to say…"

"You'll get the hang of it eventually," Naruto assured Sasuke. "Though it might be due to the fact that I hadn't activated my sharingan until later in Wave."

"Great. And I can't use my strength either, your chakra is a bit hard to use anata. At least I started storing my yin seal, so there's that."

Kakashi turned the page of his book and let out a giggle.

"Yo!" Sakura called out, coming back to the two boys, bruised, scratched and looking extremely tired. "Guys guys, you have to check this out!"

"What is it?" Naruto asked.

"I can finally do a normal clone, believe it!"

Proudly, Sakura brought up her fingers into a hand seal and created a perfect copy of herself. Sasuke's fist is brought down on her head. Hard.

"You idiot! You spent four hours trying to get used to my body and the best you could come up with is a single clone?!"

"Awww, come on. You have no idea how much it frustrated me to be unable to make a clone."

"You spent four hours on it!"

"No, I spent half an hour. I knocked myself out with chakra exhaustion trying to make a shadow clone."

"What made you think it was a smart idea trying to make a shadow clone when I have literally no chakra in my body!?"

"I thought I could create one, honest! It isn't my fault that you have such a tiny amount of chakra!"

"… Are you saying that I'm weak?" Sasuke asked, punching his fist into his open palm. "Why don't you and I go a couple of rounds Naruto?"

"Eep. No thank you," Sakura said, flinching and wrapping her arms protectively around her head. She shrank away from Sasuke.

Sighing, Naruto pushed both of them apart. "Fighting is going to get us nowhere to mastering each other's abilities. Right now we need to figure out a plan of what we can or can't use."

"I can use sexy jutsu."

"Not with my body you won't! Baka!"

Another fist slammed into Sakura's head, her knees buckling into the ground. Dazed, her world is spinning rapidly. Sasuke takes in a couple of deep breaths, slowly calming himself down.

"Shannaro. You are such a pain in the ass sometimes Naruto. You're using my body, I expect you to treat it with dignity."

Sakura rolls onto her back till she can see the sky. She groans at the throbbing pain in her head.

"Sakura, knowing you… I'm willing to bet my position as Hokage, that you have done inappropriate things with Sasuke's body already."

Silence. Sasuke is looking away now, hiding his face into his shirt sleeve as best as he can.

Naruto deadpans upon seeing Sasuke's reaction. "Really Tsuma?"

Kakashi turned the page again, giggling.

It was lunchtime at the Ichiraku Ramen stand. Three genin were currently hanging out.

"You know. I never thought I would ever be in a situation where I can't eat a third bowl of ramen in one sitting," Sakura muttered, pushing away her unfinished bowl of ramen.

"I'm surprised you even managed to eat two," Sasuke said, watching as Naruto finished his fifth and moved on to his bowl. "You're stomach is a black hole Naruto."

"I can see that," Sakura muttered, winching as the sixth bowl was practically poured into his mouth.

Naruto swallowed, forcing down the meal. He sighed. "I still don't feel like I'm getting any fuller. How is your body still hungry?"

"I don't know. I usually just eat," the pinkette replies, arms behind her head as she leans back in the stool. "So, what are we going to do about Wave?"

"Kill Gato," the boys said at the same time.

"I mean, ability-wise. I can't do anything with this body. Sakura can't do anything in Sasuke's body. The only one to do anything will be Sasuke as he can just throw jutsu's out."

Three depressed sighs escaped from their lips. In their own right, they were legends. The most powerful shinobi of their generation and probably to have ever existed. But this bloody situation...

"Do you guys remember when we get the mission to wave?" Sasuke asked, hoping to change the topic.

"Uh. After Tora right? I don't know when that is though—"

"Yo," a voice called out to them.

They all turned to see Kakashi casually stroll into the ramen stand. He has that eye-smile of his that immediately puts them on edge.

"Hey Kakashi-sensei," Sakura greeted nervously. "Got anything for us?"

Kakashi's single eye closed, his smile brightening even more. He lifted up a D-Rank scroll for them to see. The D-Rank scroll for Tora the cat. All three genin looked at each other, then back at the scroll.

"Shit."

A/N: So yeah, I've been having plot bunnies for a while now. Finally decided to hunt them all down, cause I find some of them pretty fun.