Charmy Bee stuck his stinger into the soil and spun around like a dreidel filled with honey.
"If we dig, shall we find riches?" asked Blaze the Cat as she carefully counted their supplies with an abacus (the correct way).
Charmy let out a yip and bolted up from the earthen floor. The ground had immediately given away and an immense cavern opened up to the fresh air above. "This is a cool discovery!" beamed the bee. "And we were the first to find it!"
Blaze stared at the gaping hole in awe. She saw lots of iron, coal, gold, and that useless red stuff that only complete nerds care about. She firmly grasped her shovel and set her headlamp helmet onto her feline noggin. "Let us excavate riches!" she shouted excitedly.
Vector and Espio saw the unnatural occurrence unfold from their giant telescope that they never used irresponsibly. They ran over to the duo and complained about the environment and how Charmy probably caused Global Warming 2.0.
"You guys are just trying to ruin my fun!" whined Charmy. He zoomed into the caverns and started mining the raw materials with his pick.
Blaze hopped in after him with graceful moves that set everything on fire, including the cave chickens.
"Blaze, look!" said Charmy, he held up a shiny blue rock. "I found a diamond!"
Blaze held the diamond in her hands. "Is this worth a lot of money?" she asked hopefully.
"Tons!" laughed Charmy.
"Hey, kids, how goes the hunt?" said a tall bald man with formidable abs.
"Omigosh! It's wrestler-turned-movie-star Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson!" cried Charmy.
Blaze was from another dimension, but even she knew about the legendary tales of this holy being. She bowed in his honour.
The Rock put up his hands and chuckled. "No need to thank me for existing, fellas. What's important here is that we make it to the core and save the planet from burning up!"
"Why it do that?" asked Charmy, emphasising his cool guy speaking behaviours in order to impress his celebrity idol.
"Because the evil Dr. Eggman is trying to use all the volcanoes in the world to plunge the surface into an unending torrent of flames!"
"That's no good!" said Blaze, also trying to sound hip.
"Follow me, gang!" said the Rock as he led Charmy and Blaze to his pick-up truck. He revved up the engine and they crashed through the cavern walls with the most righteous steez Hollywood has ever seen since Master of Disguise.
When they finally reached the core, Charmy just had to lick the thing. So he did.
"What does it taste like, young bee child?" asked the Rock with his amazing heroic voice.
"Not like honey," said Charmy.
"Oh-no... we are too late," said Blaze worriedly.
"How so?" asked the Rock.
"In my dimension, when the core lost its honey taste, everything blew up."
The Rock took a deep moment to think over this stunning revelation. He called up his amigo Knuckles the Echidna for help, but he was too busy getting duped by Eggman.
"Dartmouth!" growled the muscular movie man. "I suppose we have no choice but to save humanity all on our own!"
"You mean I get to help?" said Charmy with a peculiar spryness to his tone. He tunneled into the core using his stinger and searched for a solution.
Blaze dove in after him. The Rock caught her hand before she left. "What is it, the Rock?" she said worriedly.
The Rock smiled. "You guys were my best friends ever... Please make it back alive!"
Blaze smiled back and continued after her bee friend. They both ended up at the center of the core.
"Who goes there?" roared a voice from the throne in the center of the center of the core. In the center of the throne, sat a truly evil being.
"Dr. Eggman, I presume," Charmy grunted vectorly.
"Ah, Charmeleon and Blaze Catherine..." the doctor sighed evilly.
"How did you know our true names, fiend?" asked Blaze, readying her fire powers.
"I know everyone's name because I am a god!" boomed Eggman as he wielded his Force Lightning and knocked his intruders off their feet.
"You will never gain the power of the core!" cried Charmy.
"I already have buzzboy!" laughed Eggman. He shot more shoots. "Silly mortals! You cannot defeat me!"
Blaze let out a deep breath. "Maybe we can't... but he can." She pointed to ceiling as it cracked and the Rock charged into the throne room in his souped-up pick-up. He pile-drove Eggman into submission and detonated the evil catacombs with his brilliant ab-ownership.
"Get going!" he called to his comrades.
"What about you?" cried Blaze.
The Rock just saluted and gave a faint smile. Blaze and Charmy wanted to do something to save their dear friend, but knew they had no other choice but to escape.
And so, they did...
The core erupted with molten hot magma and Eggman's evil essence was thoroughly vapourised.
The explosion was stronger than a TNT and you can't argue with that fact. The force of the thunderous shockwave was so cataclysmic that it sent Blaze and Charmy right out of the caverns...
...And straight to the Mysterious Island...
THE ROCK WASN'T EVEN IN THE FIRST MOVIE