Chapter 2: the Kyuubi Attack
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Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto, as it is too troublesome. What a drag.
After waking up, I continued learning about my ability.
[Skills]
Any thing that can be improved on can be a skill. For example, [Sharingan] is a skill, as is [Suiton: Teppodama] (Water Style: Water Bullet). Skills are split into ranks ranging from E to SS. Each giving an amount of XP, differing with level.
F: lvl up 0, learn 10
E: lvl up 30, learn 10
D: lvl up 100, learn 300
C: lvl up 300, learn 1000
B: lvl up 1000, learn 3000
A: lvl up 3000, learn 10000
S: lvl up 10000, learn 30000
SS: lvl up 30000, learn 100000
You learned one F ranked skill, yielding 10 XP!
Your skills:
[Talking]
Lvl.16% F
Passively increases understandability of language by 8%
2.5% REP gains with all people capable of hearing
It was then that I remembered. I had 5 AP to spend!
[Stats]
Name: Uchiha Ayashi, age 3 days, lvl 2, 0% to next level (50 XP)
Affiliation: Konohagakure no Sato (civilian)
Relationship(s): {expand}
Stats:
STR: 2
DEX: 2
VIT: 17
WIS: 2
INT: 2
LUK: 2
CC: 3%
CP: 6500
HP: 4200
ACP:189
SP: 28
AP:5
It seems like LUK is pretty useless so I put one point into STR, DEX, WIS, INT, and CC.
Stats:
STR: 2
DEX: 2
VIT: 17
WIS: 2
INT: 2
LUK: 2
CC: 4%
CP: 6500
HP: 4200
ACP: 260
SP: 28
AP:0
Holy sh!t I actually feel stronger! Yep, it's decided. This power is completely overpowered!
The problem was, I'm a newborn with absolutely no way to learn, what should I do? Oh well, may as well start making plans. Meh.
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Well, here goes my planning. Guess I'll try to train.
Ten minutes later, I was doing sit-ups.
Twenty minutes later, I was doing sit-ups.
Thirty minutes later, I was still doing si-
Feel the burn! As a result of your hard training, your STR and VIT have increased by one!
Finally!
Stats:
STR: 3
DEX: 2
VIT: 18
WIS: 2
INT: 2
LUK: 2
CC: 4%
CP: 6500
HP: 4200
ACP: 260
SP: 15
AP:10
If I spend all my points now, I'll get a big boost in stats, but if I keep some for later, I can surprise an enemy in battle. So the logical choice is probably spending half of my points now. I spent a point on WIS, INT, CC, and two points in DEX. Wow! The extra WIS and INT does count for something, I guess. When was the last time I thought to myself like that? Meh, probably in a dream.
Stats:
STR: 3
DEX: 4
VIT: 18
WIS: 3
INT: 3
LUK: 2
CC: 5%
CP: 6500
HP: 4200
ACP: 325
SP: 17
AP:5
Back to sit-ups, so boring! But it's youthful- no, useful to gain more STR. Troublesome.
[Quest Alert!]
[Feel the Burn!]
Even as a baby, it's possible to train, your [Gamer's Body] gives you, even as a newborn, the ability to do exercises. It's time to get to work!
Main goal: Increase your STR by 2 before bedtime!
Bonus goal 1: Increase your STR by 3 before bedtime!
Bonus goal 2: Increase your STR by 4 before bedtime!
Bonus goal 3: Find a way to increase your DEX!
Main goal rewards: random skill book, 10 XP.
Bonus goal 1 rewards: 1AP, 5 XP.
Bonus goal 2 rewards: 1AP, 10 XP.
Bonus goal 3 rewards: 1 DEX, 15 XP.
Failure consequences: 10 XP
Well, that's weird, who am I kidding, everything since I died is as weird as hell. Guess I should get to work.
Does anyone find it weird that I can do sit-ups 3 days old. Wait, if I can do sit-ups, why can't I climb around? My bed is basically a box, but the walls have empty strips for vision and ventilation, climbing should work!
Bonus quest completed.
————————————————Konoha, at night————————————————
"It's time to go to bed, my baby."
[Quest Finished!]
[Feel the Burn!]
Even as a baby, it's possible to train, your [Gamer's Body] gives you, even as a newborn, the ability to do exercises. It's time to get to work!
Main goal completion: randomizing... [Academy Taijutsu Basics] skill book, 10 XP
Bonus goal 1 completion: 1 AP, 5 XP
Bonus goal 2 completion: 1 AP, 10 XP
Bonus goal 3 completion: 1 DEX, 15 XP
Total XP Earned: 40 XP
I smiled before being getting put to sleep.
——————————————————The next day—————————————————
You have slept in a bed! HP, CP, and SP restored to full!
It's time to rise and shine, though I'm just a baby, a newborn at that, don't know how I'm supposed to shine. Meh.
Suddenly, the ground shook, the winds picked up, and a deafening roar could be heard.
The bloodlust of the Kyuubi no Kitsune perpetrated through the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
No! This is impossible! Obito is dead! Figures, Madara must have found another pawn! Shit.
Namikaze Minato POV
"Kushina-chan's water broke! I'm gonna be a father, oh, how will I raise the child? What can I teach him? Gah! I told Kushina-chan to use protection, I- no, we can't squeeze enough time for a child. What if Konohagakure falls because of us spending not enough time with this child and he becomes a strong shinobi but revo-. Oh, no. I'm sounding like that chunin from Kumo, Omoshi, was it. I heard he has a son too, Omoi, if I'm not mistaken. An-" - I thought, but I was broken from my train of thought by a masked man storming into the cave.
The medics' heads were rolling on the floor in an instant, as was Biwako's. "Biwako-san!" - my wife shouted. Wait, where is that masked man?
As if reading my thoughts, said masked man appeared behind me, holding our newborn child, Naruto-kun as hostage. We must've let our guard down in our shock. This man has a powerful jikukan ninjutsu (space-time ninjutsu), or is twice as fast as the Raikage, either way, this man is not to be taken lightly.
"Don't move." - He said - "or this child dies,"
Luckily I had the hiraishin marker on our child and I simply swapped a kunai with Naruto-kun.
A sizzling sound came into existence and I was forced to hiraishin away- the blanket covering Naruto was subtly covered by high-powered jibaku fuda (exploding tags). When I teleported (A/N: sorry, but every time I type 'hiraishin', it auto corrects into "high raisin" which I don't even know the meaning. So when hiraishin is used as a verb, I'll use teleport unless necessary) back, Kushina was panting on the ground.
"Are you okay!?" - I asked, worried and surprised.
"He- he extracted the Kyu-Kyuubi and is con-controlling it! He has the Mangekyo Sha-Sharingan!" - she struggled to get out in between gasps: "Yo-You must de-defeat him, I'm cou-counting on you!"
"Kuso!" I muttered under my breath as I teleported away.
Meanwhile, at Konoha
The Kyuubi suddenly appeared at the southern edge of the village, with huge tails swaying behind him, and with mad Sharingan eyes glaring like a mad man.
"Hold him off until the Yondaime comes!" - the Sandaime Hokage commanded in his battle armor, ready for a battle. But the Kyuubi would not have any of that, it let out a deafening roar as it leapt in Konoha, as the shinobi tried to stop it.
In the forests of Konoha
The Yondaime was facing down the mysterious masked man.
He was letting out attack after attack but the jikukan ninjutsu of the masked man either absorbs the attack or makes himself intangible. It seems victory is impossible.
But the Fourth was a bright man. He had to be, he was the Hokage. The masked man's body, how could it be intangible. Wait, he was having an epiphany. The masked man needed to be tangible in order to attack. So he watched the masked man's battle rhythm.
He charged up a Rasengan and threw three hiraishin kunai towards the masked man. He snorted and absorbed the kunai: "You should know better than to use that against me, Yondaime. With my Kamui, I'm invincible."
Minato didn't answer. He just smirked. Suddenly, a kage bunshin crept out of the ground behind the masked man using Doton: Shinju Zanshu no Jutsu (Earth Release: Decapitation in the Heart) charging up a Rasengan. But it passed through the mysterious man. The mysterious man quickly dispelled it with a quick kunai to the face. He laughed: "Minato, you can't hit me like that. It's impossible. Just give up now and I'll give you a quick death." He moved forward to attack but suddenly felt a Rasengan in the ass. He turned around and saw another kage bunshin driving a rasengan into him. "When did you-" - he coughed out, clutching his stomach in pain.
"My hiraishin crosses dimensions." - Minato gave a weak smirk. Using three kage bunshin, two creating a Rasengan is draining. Not to mention the fact that one of the kage bunshin has teleported in another dimension.
"You are truly the Hokage. No matter, I'll survive, and that trick will work only once. You might have won this battle, Yondaime. But mark my words. I will come back, and I'll destroy everything you love! I'm someone that can unite the world!" - the masked man said, disappearing in a swirl.
The Yondaime was drained, but he must stay strong for his people. He saw the Kyuubi charging up a bijuudama in the distance, in the direction of central Konoha. He teleported to Hiruzen. A Hokage must protect his people, no matter what.
Back in Konoha
Hiruzen never felt as drained as now in his whole life. Not that his reserves were empty, no, he could still take on a squadron of anbu (ansatsu senjutsu tokushu butai, assasination and tactics special squad) and easily win, but his men were falling like flies. True, he had been through two shinobi wars, he should know better, but never had so many of his soldiers died in such a short span of time. "Minato, where are you." - he thought. The Kyuubi was doing the purple thing again. They had avoided it with an Uchiha's Mangekyo powers, but now said Uchiha was blind from overusing it.
"We're gonna die!" - one of the ninja cried.
The bijuudama crashed down towards Konoha, and destroyed it...
Or it would have if not for a certain blond man.
"Minato, did you stop the jutsu?" - the Third Hokage said, in all his (former) glory.
"Sorry guys, the village will be in good hands." - the Yondaime Hokage said just as he teleported away with the Kyuubi.
"We're saved!" - the same ninja cried out, then started dancing. It seems the hi no ishi doesn't burn strong in everyone.
Out in the forests of Konohagakure no Sato
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu (Summoning Technique)!"
In a puff of smoke, a huge toad appeared on the battlefield.
"Minato, what did I say about late summonings. I was just having di- wait, is that the Kyuubi?" - the toad boss started but cut himself off when he noticed his surroundings. "Why is it out here?!" - he questioned.
"Gamabunta, I need you to hold him down!" - the blond on the said toad's head said.
"Okay, but I'm not a miracle worker. Hurry!" - the orange toad said, mind quickly transforming into battle mode.
Chains erupted from a point in the forest, temporarily holding down the Kyuubi. Uzumaki Kushina arrived on the battlefield.
"Minato! Is it so hard to swap me with a kunai?!" - the redhead shouted, somehow shouting loud enough for Minato to hear, making Minato, Gamabunta, and even the Kyuubi sweatdrop.
Gamabunta leaped with all his strength, landing on top of the Kyuubi's head, weighing the massive beast down with his weight.
"Wait, are you saying I'm fat?!" - he shouted towards a seemingly random direction.
Don't break the fourth wall, you idiot!
"Oh, sorry." - he held his hand up to reach the back of his head, only to remember that his summoner was there and would likely get knocked out of the atmosphere.
"Minato, now!" - the toad shouted, rebuilding the fourth wall.
Minato unsealed an altar, placing his son on it. "I'm sorry, Naruto-kun. But I can't ask any other parent to do this." - he said, nearly breaking in tears.
The Kyuubi, understanding that this baby was to be his container, or Jinchuuriki, oughted to kill him. He reached out his huge claw, under Gamabunta's ass, through Kushina's chains, straight towards Naruto.
"No!" - Minato and Kushina said at the same time, jumping between the Kyuubi and their son.
The Kyuubi's claws pierced through their stomachs, the world was silent for three seconds, apparently commemorating their parently love.
Minato's hands blurred through hand seals. Serpent - Boar - Ram - Hare - Dog - Rat - Bird - Horse - Serpent. He clapped his hands together into the special hand seal, and with all his strength, shouted out: "Kinjutsu Ougi: Shiki Fuujin (Special Forbidden Technique: Death Reaper Seal)! Seals formed on his and Naruto's stomachs, with the Shishou Fuin (Four Signs Seal) and Hakke Fuin (Eight Trigrams Seal) around the signature swirl of Uzumaki seals, in the Hakke no Fuin Shiki (Eight Trigrams Sealing Style).
The apparition-like figure of Shinigami, the god of death appeared behind him, extending his hand through Minato's stomach, towards the Kyuubi. The Bijuu gave out one last roar before it was turned into chakra, and ripped in half, with half of it, along with the blueish soul of Minato Namikaze, dissapearing into the Shinigami's belly, and the other half was absorbed into Naruto, along with a bit of Minato and Kushina's chakra.
"Naruto. I know you will be a great man, please forgive me for putting this burden on you. Carry it, and the will of fire. But don't let it weigh you down, a ninja follows the rules, but a man follows his heart." - Minato said with his last breath.
"Naruto. I'm sorry that I'll never be there for you, never be there to tuck you in, never be there to care for you, never be there to give you 'the talk'... follow the rules and be a good boy. No wine until 18, remember to eat your veggies. Oh, and stay away from Jiraiya-sensei, especially during his research..." - Kushina said as she started sobbing, but going through labor, getting the Kyuubi extracted from her, and getting pierced by said bijuu's claws has taken its toll on her. Even with her Uzumaki vitality, she dropped down to the ground, dead.
The Sandaime led a squadron here, but he has left them in the dust in his hurry.
"Hiruzen-sama, this is my son, Naruto. He's the new Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi, he has the Yin half. I used Shiki Fuujin with the Yang half. Make sure he will be a hero..." - the half-dead blond said, passing Naruto to Hiruzen, just before dying.
The Kyuubi Attack has ended.
Three days later, Konoha Council Room
"We must make him into a weapon for Konoha! He will be strong and easily controlled by the time he is through my training!" - the cripple named Danzo intoned loudly, tapping his cane on the ground in frustration.
"He's just the demon! We must execute him now, while he's weakened!" - a random civilian on the council shrieked out, making everyone cringe.
"No, he will live, not as a demon, nor a weapon, but as a proud citizen of Konoha. councilor Amiko, Shimura Danzo, you shall control your volume in the council, or will I have to do it for you?" - the Sandaime said calmly, but with a commanding edge to it.
The banter continued, but the Hokage, as military dictator of the village, won decisively. Fortunately, the Sandaime was reinstated instead of the Shinobi no Yami, old cripple Warhawk Danzo.
Meanwhile, Uchiha Compound, my (Ayashi) POV
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I wanted to scream as I pressed [Y]. Nearly three years! But if I cried, nobody would care. There were a lot of casualties in the attack. My o-tou-san is dead, along with o-jii-san, and my o-ji-sans and o-ba-sans were dropping dead from chakra poisoning and injuries. Not that I don't feel sorry for them, but I don't even know them. Well, except my dad, he cared for me a lot. May as well weep.
I let out my tears and cried. I can see why everyone hates Naruto in canon, not that I'll hate him. My life is soooo troublesome. Hey! Why are you looking at me like that! They were too lazy to file for copyright. Though I think the Uchiha Smirk TM is registered.
Ten days later, at the new Uchiha Compound
We moved away. Just like in canon. Shit.
Another ten days later
Gah! This is so boring. I read through all the patch notes from 0.0.0.1 pre-release to 1.92.21.9! Fuckin boring!
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Answers to Reviews:
I'll probably update weekly now to answer your question.
Well, this "cup of tea" does have bitter in it. I have a lot planned for this fic. I mean, he's an Uchiha, Shisui's bro...
A/N:
This chapter had the first fight scene I tried to do, it's shitty, I know, I was the one who rewrote it 3 times. About the strategy, one of Minato's kunai was a kage bunshin, said bunshin throws kunai towards masked man's stomach when one of the kage bunshin tries to rasengan it, teleports to it, and plants hiraishin mark. Attacking makes mark tangible and another bunshin teleports to it and does Rasengan. If he does Kamui, teleport again to the stomach and rasengan (wait, why is rasengan correcting to raise gain) it.
I'm finally in Canada so like I said, I will update weekly.
About the pairing... I'm a big fan of NaruHina so that's the pairing (and I don't know how to break Hinata of her crush, don't want to change that too). Other pairings will be decided by you guys. Remember, Ayashi is MALE and STRAIGHT, and I resent gay pairings as much as Gai pairings. Age difference must be under 10 years. Also, no harem (for now) cause I'm a terrible writer and can't handle it.
RR
I'm signin' out!