So last monday, I was in the middle of my 20th school's first day when...My friend Dawn shows up.
I asked her why she was here, since she was supposed to be in my last school pissing off all the teachers for me.
She told me that she had been kicked out for spraypainting things that would get demonotised on youtube all over the teachers car.
I had a little Ron Weasley giggle to myself before she changed the conversation to my powers to see anything new, I told her that I gained the ability of
"spectation" (I always name my powers)
So basically it lets my soul thingy float out of my body to wherever I want (kinda like spectator in a videogame, except i can still control my body
Dawn then said I could cheat on tests by "spectating" the answer sheets.
Then Dawn asked for a pack of gum.
Oh, my friend said they were ready for me to tell you their name, It's Sam, Otherwise known as one of Dawns split personalities,
(She has ALOT of them but thats the only one with a name)
But I usually just call them both Dawn cuz its easy and they dont really mind.
So, an explanation on Sam would be the exact opposite of Dawn but still completely insane.
So, I was relaxing next to Dawn in the school yard behind the corner when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, SHWOOM!!!
I look around to see what happened, but see nothing and go back to my contraband pack
of salt and vineger crisps.(not allowed in school, duuh)
Thats when I see Dawns face, now, i should tell you, Dawn doesnt get digusted by anything, but i see a look of DISGUST on her face, and shes looking at my shoulder.
I look down at my shoulder, and see RED.
I cant feel pain, so apparently my arm had imploded in on itself randomly, and took half of my shoulder with it.
Now, i should also say 3 things.
1: I dont break easily because im not really human, and, lets face it, humans are badly designed.
2: i have NEVER imploded before, ever.
3: The ONE ability i dont have yet, is healing, although i cant die, i cant heal,im not feckin deadpool
And, to be honest, i didnt know what to do, because, even though im not human,i BLEED, and i bleed alot. Its not like i could walk in to school with no arm or shoulder and ask for a band-aid.
But, im kind of lucky that kitsune are good with bad situations.
(they had to evolve to be good in bad situations, because for 3521 years, they were really clumsy.)
Dawn has a backpack which was enchanted by the old generation.
(A species from thousands of years ago, able to do magic,wiped out by the species with the hard to say name)
She can imagine anything, and pull it out of the bag, but there was a problem, shes not allowed to have it in school because the pricipal is one of the hard-to-say-names, and they HATE magic or enchanted things unless they benifit them.
So all I have to do is get through the school day,go all the way to her house, get to her room without her mom seeing and get bandaged up.not too hard, right?
P.S. no i cant just spawn a bandage, i tried it but my powers are having a rest day because i used them too much.WHOOPS!!!
