On sweet apple orchard

Big mac was looking at Yuuko and Akihisa sitting on his living room couch and was trying to recap this, "Ok so Akihisa went nightmare moon!"

Akihsia held out a picture of her nightmare form, "I made evil look hot if I most say!"

Yuuji then blinked, "so you lost when Yuuko shanked you!" Yuuko covered her face and started crying.

Akihsia held her and petted her back, "It's ok Yuuko it's ok! WE JUST MOVED PASS THAT YOU ASSS!" she yelled.

Big mac held his hand up and said, "Ok then! Now you're a sassy earth pony anthro girl with a better figure then your alicorn lady form!"

Akihsia held Yuuko tight as she said, "Fuck yeah!" she petted Yuuko's crying head.

Big mac ten looked out toe window to Shinji pulling an apple cart, "And the master made a digital copy that tried to hijack a kid form some kind of counter earth's body and merge it with Tirek to use Tirek magic eating powers to finish you off?"

Akihsia kissed Yuuko who cry was finally ending before holding her and said, "you fucking summed it up my best friend!"

Applejack walked in looked at the doctor and comment, " not to sound rude but please die again and regernate back into a dude me and my friends are tired of our boyfriends stopping to check you out when you walk by!" she said kind of annoyed.

Akihsia crossed her arms and got up and looked at the element of honesty," How do you think I feel Ironman keeps saying how pretty I am when he sees me! You won't get it but your brother will!"

Big mac was throwing up in a trash can before he pulled his head out and said, "yeah that's nasty! And one big nope!" he wiped his mouth on his wrist before getting up, "I'm going to go cut about a year worth of fire wood to chase that image away now!"

The red anthro then walked off shaking and shivering a little.

Yuuko jumped up and grabbed Akihsia saying, "MINE!" she yelled in rage and jealousy.

Applejack rolled her eyes as she backed away, "Ok hows about we get back to the centaur now trotting off into town?"

The doctor pulled out what looked like a soda bottle and took a sip before saying, "oh please! I already vouched for him! My word carries more weight then the fucking princess! Because I'm the Son of a bitch who keeps saving this world turned magic freak show!"

The element of honest blinked before saying, "maybe bitchy isn't the way to go here!"

Akihsia grabbed Yuuko's hand and walked off as she said, "Mind your own business basic bitch!"

Applejack then looked in the mirror before she put her hands by her mouth and called out, "TRENDER AM I A BASIC BITCH!"

Trenderhoof then yelled out ,"NO! YOU'RE A PRETTY COWGIRL!"

Applejack smiled and yelled out happily, "THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU, YOU CUTE LITTLE NERD!"

Meanwhile

Shinji was trotted through Ponyville some of the anthros would move away others would wave as he sighed. "… sadly this is better then my life before." He then noticed what looked like the tardis appearing.

Akihsia then walked out and said, "Shinji come on I found your part of the universe haven't found the solar system but we'll get closer by moving in closer so my scans can walk better."

Shinji then trotted into the Tardis as it made sounds and Akihisa typed on the controls.

Yuuko sat down arms crossed, "do you know where we go this time?"

the time lordess rolled her eyes as she said, "We just need to be in the galaxy to find the solar system dear so doesn't matter were we land!" She said with a hint of sass in her voice as the Tardis door opened.

they all then left as Akihisa said, "Now then let's just hang for a bit, while the tardis scans the trail left behind by what ever through shinji to the bootleg master."

Shinji looked around it was one giant rock with giant mushrooms on it then be blinked as what looked like a gingerbread man holding a sword made form Candy canes showed up and he asked," … did the air get us high?"

Five minutes later.

They where tied up being lowered into a but of frosting, by a crane made of cookies by Kandyman.

Akishia sighed and said, "the lamest villain ever caught us! How?"

Yuuko blinked and said, "Like shinji said we though some strange gass in the atmosphere had us high as hell" she said with a sigh.

Shinji blinked and said, "Wait" he then looked to them, "he's made of Candy right?"

Akihisa had the sonic and was aiming it at a lake of soda and said, "No he's a robot made mostly of candy he isn't magically animated candy so your magic eating won't work here!" the soda lake started to bubble, "How ever he may not be water proof so we need a cloud!"

the soda turned to steam and Yuuko kicked coughing some under her leg and she kicked it making it a cloud then again making it rain before kicking it away.

were the small cloud rained down upon Kandyman making him short out and fall over and they stopped.

Akihisa point the sonic at the rope as she said, "Come on Shinji use that magic to hover us to the ground I'm about to blast the rope!" in a moment the sonic fired and the rope broke making them fall.

Shinji closed his eyes as they all glow red hovering them all to the ground beside the frosting pit.

Yuuko land and dusted herself off and flared her wings, "I could have flow myself?"

Akihisa kicked of the downed Kandyman's head with her foot as she said, "oh please let him save the day he need practice with his magic darling!"

Shinji nodded as he said, "I guess so… So how much longer till the scan is done?"

The sonic beeped making Akihsia say, ' It's done come on!" she hit a button on it making the Tardis appear, "we know the solar system so you can point out the planet come on let's leave killer candy land!"

they all then walked into the Tardis, witch then vanished.

Later on in some base on an earth like world with humans in a base marked as Nerv in Germany the tardis appeared and out walked our three heroes.

hours later a depressed woman named Misato was drinking when a phone rang and she answered it and she said, "what?"

A woman on the other end said, "they found shinji!" in a moment she jumped up smiling happily.

to be continued.