On board a nerv Ship Misato was running around yelling "SHINJI COME ON THIS SIN'T FUNNY!"
That is when her eyes widen when she got to the cargo hall to see Yuuko and the Doctor.
Akihsia smoking with a cigarette holder as she flicked some ash off the end of it and blow out smoke as she said, "Look dear somepony got the monkey's tongue?"
Yuuko chuckled as Misato just rubbed her eyes to make sure she was seeing the truth there was a bipedal Pegasus and a smoking horse lady standing in front of a police call box.
And form the call box trotted out a centaur who logically won't be able to fit in it.
Misato pinched herself before asking, "What is going on and were is shinji?"
Yuuko rolled her eye and said, "what do you think we're the aliens returning Shinji home, even though along the way he got mutated."
Misato was about to speak but the centaur rubbed the back of his neck, "Maybe if Pen pen startled me out of the bath room you would recognize me!"
The Nerv captain blinked before her eye's widen slowly as she put it together, "Shinji …. You the centaur!"
He nodded and Misato yelled, "I AM GOING TO KILL RITSUKO IT WAS HER BULL SHIT THAT MADE YOU VANISH I'LL MURDER HER!"
Before shinji could calm her down Akihsia hand her what looked like a light saber and said, "here use this! Anypony who sends foals in to battle needs to die, yeah let's get a fucking purge going!"
Yuuko's jaw dropped and said, "Sassy and brutal how long is this regeneration going to last!"
The time lord chuckled before saying, "Don't act like you don't love it!" she said giving her own back side a flirting slap making Yuuko turn red as her wings flared.
Misato's right eye brow raised as Shinji said, "the wingless one has multiple lives and changes in appear and gender single when one is used. She is this flirt with her all the time! It was a fun right because of it!
the captain blinked as she looked to Shinji and said, "I need a moment to process what I've been told and the fact you're a Centaur Shinji!"
there was a yell and Shinji trotted over to the red head in the door way who had been spying as he asked her, "And you are?"
the red head looking up at the Centaur who she was only stomach level with and said, "Asuka second child… You third?"
Shinji smirk as he said, "I was" he didn't sound sad about it as he said, "And you are going to replace me how many angels have you fought!" the nervous girl made a zero with her fingers.
Shinji crossed his arms and said, "so they send an ironically Green bitch in to replace me the one who killed angels… nice nice strange how they only attack Tokyo three! Or is it they are only attacking me as they didn't return till I showed up" he said as the Doctor smirked upon hearing it.
Misato was clearly thinking about it before they hit the ship making everyone fall over.
Asuka got up and smirked as she went to get ot her Eva, "I'll show the over grown pony who's green!" She said happily.
Shinji smirked as he trotted off saying, "This I have to see!"
Misato got up to try and stop him but by time they made it to the front of the ship they had Seen Asuka being knocked into the water as the Angel roared at him.
Shinji then breath in making light leave the angel and enter his mouth and Misato just froze.
In a moment she watched Shinji's muscles growing, with his now snow white hair and his black horns and when the light stopped his horns glow making the ships guns move and fire on the angel hitting it in the mouth in the core.
Misato looked confused as Shinji yelled out, "YOU SAW ME EAT IT'S AT FIELD IT HAD NO FORCE FIELD KILLING IT IS EASY!" he said loudly so all could hear it.
The nerv captain blinked as she asked in shock, "Wait… is that kind of attacked to the soul?"
Shinji smiled as he looked down to the woman who was now only up to his check and her crossed his arms and he happily said, "and it was tasty!"
She jumped back in shock, "WHAT THE HELL!"
On the deck the Doctor was holding her sonic having put out her cigarette and she said, "Well then we're off!" she said as she hit a button making the tardis show up as She and Yuuko walked into it and it vanished as Yuuko's voice said, "See you there!"
Shinji then trotted off, "well centaur off to the can, That A.T field is not agreeing with me!" He hoovered what looked like a news paper to his hand.
Misato fainted.
elsewhere in Tokyo Three on top of a building, the Tardis appeared.
As Akihsia and Yuuko walked out hand in hand Akihsia smiled as she hit a butto non the sonic making every screen on this planet display Nerves real plans.
In a moment there was chaos and panic as Yuuko sighed, "Sad to say this is need!"
In a moment members of the military were coming out with weapons and the doctor pulled out a laser pistol and shot at the solider hitting every mark knocking them down or killing them as she said, "Fucking assholes I mean how the fucking hell does a suicide cult become the leader of a planet any bucking way!?"
In Nerv Gendo was running, "HOW!? WHO DID THIS!? Below the planets appeared the words, "truth brought to you by doctor akihsia turner!"
Meanwhile back on the Ship.
there was blood and dead bodies every where Misato was wide eyed in horror as one of the defense force soldiers was shaking on the ground backing away form what looked like Shinji who was enraged.
The solider tried to fire a pistol only for shinji to make a red dome around himself as he laugh, "you people just can't get magic through your heads can you! I know the truth for awhile and already know what side I am on the one were you and your cult is destroyed along with the angels so this world won't be lead to it's end, at any coast. Of the doctor's side in short."
when the downed enemy was out of bullets Shinji dropped his shield and form his horns fired off what looked like a laser blasting his head off
Misato was shaking and shivering wide eyed as she looked at all the dead bodies all the enemy bodies that laid around was Shinji's doing her former timid charge. The third child, the cowardly lion who turned into a demon… yep he was stuck as demon.
Asuka was hiding behind a wall shaking pale in horror muttering, "Please no one kill me please no one kill me, please no one kill me!"
Shinji turned back to Misato making her jump as she said, "DON'T SHOOT!"
Shinji laughed at her making Misato's eyes widen, "Oh Misato I need this!" he wiped tears for his face as he said, "Come on Misato is Armageddon enjoy it as hopefully the rebuilt will be a good one. It's not the first time you had to deal with the world rebuilding in your life time!"
Misato's jaw dropped as she covered her mouth at how casually Shinji brought that up before he continued, "At least this time it's not because the suicide cult controlling the world blow it up to soon."
she stood there in defeat and sighed, "…. Point taken but you kill them you kill…."
Shinji covered her mouth cutting it off as he said, "I killed the enemy like you always told me too. This is what you wanted, Me being fearless killing every last threat to this world. I am just listening you the only person to treat me like a human being!" he then uncovered her mouth.
Misato held her heart and cried as she remembered how kind and pure of heart shinji was,"… it's my fault the last pure heart person on the planet is gone.. because I told him to through that away."
Shinji smirked as he crossed his arms and said, "And she can learn. But it's not your fault this cult played you like a puppet to play that role. Cut the strings Misato I did and it was freeing!"
To be continued.
