My name was Norman, Sometimes called Borman I was on my way to my lovely Aunt Julia's crib and was excited to head bedward in my cupboard bed which was lovely as some may call crapulous but personally I love it with all my deep blue heart. But as I arrived at lovely Aunt Julia's crib she was being Fudgel and tricked me into entering her house and when I entered she grabbed a 23ft Sledgehammer and hit me over the head.
I woke up in a small room with metal bars with a floor colder than the ocean but then I heard the noises of a man shaped like a gorilla and I knew what had to be done I opened my rear buttock and grabbed my C4 and planted it on the wall and detonated it but when it blew up and shrapnel went in my eye and bled everywhere, Aunt Julia walked in and knocked me out with a Dell Chromebook and I fell to the ground she dragged me to a wall and she shouted: "WELCOME TO MY GERMAN DUNGEON PORN SCENE!". "NORMAN YOU WILL MAKE ME VERY RICH!" shouted a crazy Aunt Julia. "Why...Aunt.." said a frightened Norman. "SHUT UP WHITE BOY!" Aunt Julia shouted and hit MacCaig over the head.
I woke up with throbbing body parts I could not describe with pain more than the Brooklyn Cop but when I felt my big toe fly off my foot and poke me in the eye. Aunt Julia whipped out an M4A1 and shot my entire liver out and ate it, then bandaged me back up and whipped out a massive 1.4-mile long hammer and hit me over the head, I fell to the ground but then I saw it...the Basking Shark he was in the cage he was captured by Aunt Julia!
Fin
Chapter 2 coming 2020.