I don't own Naruto people! Credits to Masashi Kishimoto!

This is a short one shot guys! Please don't hate me for it.

Thanks to one of my friends for suggesting this idea! Any other suggestions are welcome!

Kakashi was walking around the training grounds, orange book in hand. He was finished with his team today, so there was no worry over looking after crazy genin. It was a nice, bright, sunny day, and he was going to enjoy it. Just him and his little orange book.

That didn't last long.

"Nii-san! You are not better than me!" Kakashi heard in the distance. Likely from their team's usual training ground. Was that Sasuke?

"Sasuke stop! You have to calm down!" Sasuke and Naruto? What is going on? Nii-san? Could it be Itachi?

"I am calm!" Then a fireball exploded in the distance. Followed by the clanging of metal.

Kakashi tucked his book away and started running to the scene. Hoping that the genin were safe.

"Sasuke! You will never be victorious if you don't calm down! Your nii-san would win!"

"Shut up and let me try! I never lose!"

"Oh yea?! Then what seems to be happening now?!"

"Shut up Naruto!"

"You shut up!"

"No you!"

"Oi! Why don't you-!"

Kakashi landed in the clearing, serious and without a book in sight. "What is going on here?!"

Taking a look around, he took in the situation. There was Naruto, looking like someone threw a fireball at him. Probably the one from earlier. Sasuke was red-faced and panting. Though behind them was something he had never seen before.

A big metal box on wheels with sections of glass? What?

Kakashi looked at the genin, eyebrow raised. Naruto took that as a cue.

"It's Sasuke's Nissan! He bought it a while back, though it's having trouble starting."

"A Nissan?" Kakashi echoed.

"Hn." Sasuke grunted in confirmation.

Kakashi stared at the vehicle. "It's not going to explode?"

"Nope!"

"Not going to trap anyone inside?"

"Nope!"

"Not used as a weapon of any sort?"

"Nope!"

Kakashi's eyebrow twitched. "Then why on earth do you need a 'Nissan'?"

Sasuke could only grin at that. "The Nissan Pathfinder is great for transportation! Also to kind of show off. I don't have a license, but whatever, Uchihas don't need that anyways!" Turning around, he kicked the car. "But this dang thing won't turn on!"

Kakashi rolled his eyes. "Well I guess I'm not needed here. Have fun." Pulling out his orange book, he started back to where he was before this whole fiasco started.

The two genin went back to arguing. Their voices heard from a distance away.

"Nissan!"

"No Sasuke! Don't!"

BOOM!

Kakashi jumped and sharply turned his head towards the training field that he had just previously vacated. Eyes widening as pieces of metal rained down from above. Snapping his book shut. He just stared as the 'unexplodable car' recovered from its... explosion.

Naruto and Sasuke weren't harmed by the explosion, being a relative distance away, but they still looked a mess.

"Well…" Naruto started, "it usually wouldn't explode. Unless a certain Uchiha decides to send fire jutsus at its gas tanks."

"You don't say." Kakashi deadpanned.

He turned around and walked away. Obviously ignoring the genin in the clearing.

Sighing, he pulled out his book. What did I do to deserve such crazy and insane genin?

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"Calm down Sasuke! You're Nissan can't cause anymore trouble now, right?"

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"My Nissan!"

Fin.