I don't own Naruto! All credits to Masashi Kishimoto!
Team 7 were waiting on the bridge, both bored and annoyed. The reason? They were missing a certain blonde genin. Sakura had been pacing back and forth irritably and Sasuke had been slowly sharpening his kunai.
"Where is that orange-clad idiot!" Sakura finally snapped. "He's so late it's ridiculous!"
Sasuke 'hn'd' in agreement. "True, even Kakashi is here, and that says something." He pointed a bit behind him where their sensei currently sat 'hidden' in the trees. Being noticed, he rolled his eyes and jumped down.
"So why don't we find our wayward comrade hm?"
Nodding in agreement, all three turned to go look for their friend, but immediately stopped in their tracks. Kakashi squinted, "Is that Guy?"
Sasuke and Sakura looked towards the same direction, to see a green blur barreling towards them.
"Seems too small to be Guy." Sasuke commented.
"Oh no! Please don't tell me it's Lee! I'll never be rid of him!" Sakura groaned.
All three braced themselves for the incoming torrent of either Guy or Lee, but were surprised to see it was…
Naruto.
Now that Naruto had stopped next to them, they could clearly see that he was in fact, wearing green. From a green top hat, to a green jumpsuit, and green sandals. Did he dump his clothes in paint or something? He was also holding a mug used for ale or beer, but from the smell, was surely not. Maybe it's apple juice?
"Sooooo, Naruto." Kakashi started. "Have an occasion we weren't aware of?"
Naruto beamed in excitement. "How could you not know of this! It's Saint Patrick's Day! So exciting!"
"Saint whatwho now?" Sakura deadpanned.
"Saint Patrick's Day! Full of green and Irish and four leaf clovers and their luck! Just look at this beautiful outfit!"
"Hn."
"It looks great Sasuke! How dare you insult this beautiful outfit!"
"Hn."
"No, I didn't simply dump my clothes in paint either."
Sakura looked in confusion. "Then how do you have a green jumpsuit?"
"Painted my dear friend. Painted painstakingly with a brush."
Kakashi had stopped tuning in ages ago, simply choosing to read his book while they argued. When it seemed like it had died down, he snapped it shut and gave them an eye smile.
"Why don't we take a break from practice and training today, and simply enjoy this uh, Irish festival you're so keen on telling us about."
He was met with a series of shrugs and "okays" and he turned to Naruto. "Ready to lead the way my green genin?"
Naruto looked off into the distance and raised his finger in a 'wait' motion. Kakashi just stared at him expectantly.
"We have 2 more joining us today sensei."
"Who might they be?"
Naruto smirked, and the ground started to tremble. The rest of team 7 were shocked at the sudden change of events. Were they under attack? Was it an enemy? An earthquake? Before Kakashi could call out any directions, Naruto pointed back to where he came from.
Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi all paled. Even as Naruto's guests were still dots they could hear it.
"GUY SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GUY SENSEIIII!"
"LEEEEE!"
"Happy Saint Patrick's Day!" Naruto called out in joy, as the others wept beside him.