It was the next morning and Chef started autistically screeching at the contestants to wake up. "Chris go kill yourself." Dave yelled. Gwen was already awake, she was covered in milk. Camerons balls were the size of raisins, while Scotts were the size of yoga balls. "COURTNEY I NEED A TALL TOMBOY GF FUCK ME" Scott yelled, bouncing on his balls. "Ew no, get away from me ginger." Coutrney yelled, brushing her libtard teeth. Tyler got out of his bed and broke his penis. "ADFJNDKFJNDSKNIA OOOOOOO" He screeched, the pain was immeasureable. Harold was sleeping on the ceiling, thinking about all that e-girl pussy he can pop. "Wake up! I don't got all day!" Chef yelled. Everyone got out of their cabins and were ready for the next challenge.
"So, what's the challenge today?" Scott asked, rubbing his huge virgin testicles. "Today's challenge is... something fun. A... uh... cleaning challenge! That's right! Clean up all the interns corpses from previous seasons, the team with the most corpses cleaned w-" Chef was interrupted by Courtney opening her facehole into the size of a blackhole, sucking all the dead bodies into her stomach. "Delicious." Courtney said, slurping up some intestines. "I... uh, well... THE BLACK N-WORDS LOSE! See you all at the dildo ceremony tonight!" Chef yelled. Dawn walked over to Courtney in anger. "You could've saved some for the rest of us!"
At the dildo ceremony, Chef held up a bucket of the beautiful pink things and started to read off the list of people who were safe. "DJ, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Harold, LeShawna!" Chef threw the dildos to the lucky contestants who wouldn't be yeeted into oblivion. Scott and Dave were the final ones left, it was the battle of the virgins. "And the final dildo goes to... Scott!" Chef yelled. "WHAT?!" Dave yelled, getting off of his seat. "OH YEAH! SCOTTY BOY WINS AGAIN!" Scott yelled, humping the air. "THIS SHIT IS RIGGED! YOU GUYS ARE ALL FEMINISTS!" Dave yelled angrily, clenching his fist at Chef. "The pit of shame awaits, simp." Chef said, waving his arms towards the pit. "INCEL FLOP!" Dave yelled, jumping into the hole leading to nowhere. "Y'all satisfied with that? I can do worse. Who will get eliminated next? I don't know, but I will know on the next episode of Total Total Total Total Total Total!"