This is my first author's note! I think I will be able to update this fanfiction every weekend over the course of the summer. Surprisingly I have a lot of free time on the weekends apart from college, so I'll keep everyone posted. The first in my many male OCs in Huniepop is named James Monroe, and he's quite the Douchebag. So you might grow too hate him…. Or LOVE him! Depending on how you look at it!
Alright that's all from me. Enjoy Reading! ;3 Oh and there's Lemon content in this one, so be weary if that's not your cup of tea. ~
James's Perspective
"Rise n' Shine dude! We've got work to do!" The pink haired girl said to me. Seriously! WHAT in the hell is going on?! Maybe this is all just a weird dream I'm having. I mean like….this girl is the weirdest, pinkest, tiniest lookin' thing I've seen ever. Almost like she's a fairy or some shit. So I just closed my eyes without thinkin' about it and went back to sleep. I mean? Why waste your breath? It was obviously a mirage or somethin'. Why the hell should I be asking questions? I need my sleep anyways for the big game next week, so I can't be wasting time. Even though it was the weekend, it was Saturday yesterday, today is Sunday. So I just went back to sleep and put the pillow over my head…But then… I found out it was NO dream.
"I said GET UP!" The pink-haired girl talked to me again, this time raising her voice. Is this girl fuckin' for real? Like goddamn, this can't be real. I just decided to ignore her. "Am I gonna have too pull the covers off?" She said too me again, but I just kept giving her the cold shoulder.
This is starting to freak me the fuck out. Seriously, what was this girl's deal? This CANNOT seriously be real. She can't really be talking to me right now. I must've had too much to drink last night. But then she did something that actually proved it real….. She pulled the damn covers off.
"Alright! You asked for it!" She lifted the covers from my bed and I instantly shot up saying. "HEY! What the hell?! I'm sleepin' here!" I yelled at her, looking her right in the eyes, she's real. She's actually fucking real. I can't believe this shit.
"No way dude. No time to waste!" She said to me. I'm wondering what the hell she's talking about. "What the fuck are you talking about?! Who are you?! And why are you in my room dressed like one of those Otaku freaks?! Are you one of those uhhh….. Yonderu girls?" I don't know what the fuck they are called! Does it look like I watch that anime crap?
"It's Yandere! And don't you recognize this ADORABLE face? It's Kyu form the bar!" My eyes widened. Was it really that same girl from the bar?! "WHAT?...Kyu?!" I said to her, looking confused as all hell.
"But you can't be Kyu! She had brown hair! And her outfit wasn't as ridiculous!" She cleared her throat, I'll admit maybe I might've said too much. But come on! Look at those outfits! You gotta admit they look kinda weird. "Clever disguise right? I can change my hair color any color I want! It's pretty sweet." She smiled at me with a gracious smile on her face.
This is weird as fuck, but I breathed in, and just decided to roll with it. Besides, not like I got anything else to do. Anyways…. " *sigh* ….Alright….before I call the cops….tell me…Why are you in my room?" I questioned her gently. If she doesn't give me the right answer, this girl's spending the rest of her natural life in the slammer for breaking and entering.
"Whoa whoa! Hold on. Before you go and call the Po-po, hear me out. If you can't tell by now…." She then spread these enormous fuckin' wings in front of me. "I'm a fairy. Well a LOVE fairy to be exact." Ooooook….
"Question. WHAT the hell is a Love fairy?" I questioned her, raising an eyebrow, seriously confused as fuck right now. Is she a rule 63'ed version of Cupid? That would kinda make sense considering her name kinda sounds like Cupid. "Good question! I'm glad you asked. You see…As a love fairy, it's my job to help poor saps like YOU out with the ladies. It's just….what I do." She clasped her chest and smiled with pride in what she does.
And wait a sec- POOR SAP?! Bitch you better know who you're talkin' too! Ugh… I didn't want to raise my ire any higher, so I decide to roll with that shit too. Anymore shit-rolling and I'm gonna stink worse than an un-powdered ball sack.
"I don't mean to brag, but I have a very impressive track record. Ever since I've been in Love Fairy School, I've worked with clients all around the world. And I've recently just graduated and am now a full time love fairy! Basically, all my clients are walking babe-magnets now. YOU though…. Heheh….let's just say you will be my greatest, challenge YET." Ok. That's where I draw the line.
I grab her hands and say too her, while she had this look of fright on her face with a quivering anime squiggle mouth and a sweat drop on the side of her head. "Alright listen here fairy freak! I don't need help with women! I get plenty of pussy on the regular!" I said to her, still a little angry that she would even insinuate that I don't get any. Does she know who the fuck I am?!
"Why don't you get out of my house?!" I yell at her. "Oh Yeah?!" She swiped her hands from my grasp and walked too my left with her back turned. "If you get so much tail….tell me….how many girls have you brought back here?" I ….Uh…..damn….she's got me there…I swear I've gotten a whole bunch of dates, I'm not lying about that. But…..they always end in disaster for some reason.
"I…uh….Plenty! Yeah! You see those white sheets?! That's from the amount of times girls have climaxed on my bed!" Hah. That ought to show her. I'm not gonna let her treat me like a virgin!...even though I am a virgin.
"OH really? I just assumed you were some kind of bed wetter." OHHHHHH NO YOU DIDN'T?! She did NOT just call me a bed wetter.
"Alright you smart-ass, you wanna go?!" I was not in the mood for her bullshit! "Calm down, Brock Lesnar. I'm not here to fight you. I'm here to help you!" She flies high into the air, like up to my ceiling, confirming my suspicions that this ain't no fuckin' dream. "Alright….fine… but why are you helping me? What's in it for you?" I said to her, generally perplexed about it. It's not like I'm friends with this fairy girl that just barged into my room. I live directly on campus at GlennU, so I live in a dorm room by myself.
"My GOD you and the questions! Can't a fairy just help a brother out?" She then landed and put one hand on her hips, she had some thick hips though, damn. I gotta admit, her outfit might've been silly as fuck, but she was generally pretty damn fine. She had small ass tits, but those hips, that pretty face and…strangely enough that hair made her look smokin' hot. I was physically diggin' her. Hey, Flat-chests need love too.
"Yes, but I repeat, WHAT'S in it for you? You pull any strings on me, and I warn you, I'll bite you like a dog. And it'll hurt like a bitch. Trust me." I then pound my hand into my fist and crack my knuckles, firmly making my point that I wasn't playing games with her anymore.
She the gulped and held her hands up, "Hold on! Ok I'll tell you. But you have to promise not to be such a hostile son of a bitch, ok?" I nodded and folded my arms. I was honestly just trying to intimidate her, I'd never hit a woman. Scare them into submission, yeah maybe. But hit them? A gentleman would never do that. That makes you a pussy. And I am no pussy.
"Talk." I told her sternly. She sighed and said to me…. "Alright look….In exchange for helping you out with the ladies….I'd like a little action myself." Wait what? A record scratch literally just went off in my head. What did she mean by "Action"?
"Uhhhhh….. What do you mean?" I raise my eyebrow and back up a bit, as she started to walk towards me, and then it gets even weirder….She grabs my crotch! "Ah!" I moan and then sort of yell at the same time.
"You know exactly what I mean Mr. Sperm Sheets. In exchange for helping you out with the ladies, your method of payment too me shall be in nothing short of a hot and healthy dose of sex!" What?! Is she fuckin' forreal?! "You've got to be joking!" Holy shit she's not joking, she literally just unzipped my pants.
"Does it look like I'm joking? Let's see what you've really got going on down there." She continued too unzip my pants and take them off, my boner was thick and huge, as well as throbbing. Shit I can't believe this….she must be some kinds of nympho too just have sex with me outright….But I gotta admit….I kinda needed this.
"Ohhh….damn your….really doing this?" I asked her as she started to take my bear cock out, she jumped back a bit after seeing how large it was. "Holy shit you've got a big one. Niiiiiiiice." She stroked the underside of it and then slowly started too roll her tongue up the side of it and around its head, then she gave me a damn blowjob right then and there for a bit, and stopped.
"Oh and, this is strictly sexual, nothing more, K?" I looked down at her. "Ok- AAAhh….holy shit…." Her mouth was really good. It felt like heaven on my dick. I thought she was sexy already….but holy crap is she good at giving blowjobs.
"Wow….you're really….good at this….Oh man….Aaaaaahh….." I continued too moan as she started to suck even deeper, harder, faster, better, and stronger on my cock. She then stopped and looked up at me and fondled my balls a bit. "What can I say? I'm a bit of a slut. I love sucking cock, and eating pussy. That's what we love fairies are all about."
I just looked down at her, so ALL love fairies are nymphomaniacs?! Jesus Christ…. "You…your Bi-sexual?!" I asked her, a bit confused. "Yep!" she said to me.
She then sucked my balls for a quick bit, and then got up, stepped back a little, took off that ridiculous baby-doll lingerie she was wearing, and stripped down naked.
"So? You ready? Let's make this quick! Cause there's A LOT of broads out there waiting for you." I just stared at her for a good five seconds before getting up and stepping out of my pants. She then leaned on my Computer desk with her hands and spread her ass-cheeks apart.
"Oh and don't worry about cumming inside, we love fairies can only be impregnated by other love fairies. So your sperm won't work on me. Our magic reproductive system still allows us to feel pleasure, but not get pregnant from humans like you. So give me all you got in both holes!" Holy shit, what a freaky fairy. She wants it in BOTH holes?! Shit, most women would scoff at the idea of taking it from the back. But I didn't have the time nor the patience to argue.
So I went up too her, teased her a bit by rubbing my cock all on her pussy, and she was diggin' it. Despite saying "Oh for fucks sake….don't tease me! Nail me already!" I liked making girls want it more. It makes it more fun. I mean, I was a virgin, BUT I…..remember when I said that I used the computer for OTHER purposes? Yeah. Porn.
Anyways. "Oh shut up….you like it and you fucking know it you little slut." A little dirty talk never hurt anyone. "Oooooh you're a dirty talker aren't you? I like that. But seriously! We don't have time to waste! Just nail me already so we can get going!" Uh-uh. This bitch is gonna have to work for it.
"Ah ah ah, You have to say those magic words. Say you want it." I force her to say that she wants it, making this a fantasy come to life for me. "I want it! Right here!" She spread her pussy lips apart. "Fuck me already!" She says, this time raising her voice.
"Alright! Here goes!" And with that, I throw my V-Card out of the window, and inserted my cock into her gaping, wet pussy. Fucking her hard and increasing my speed slowly with every single hump. "Oh yeah…you're not half bad! Wow! Oh…Ohhh….OHH! YES! Aaahh.. Yes! AH! OH MY GOD!"
She was enjoying it. I started to switch too her asshole and then fucked her right in there. "AAAHHHH! Shit! You don't waste any time do you?!" She moaned, yelled, gasped and moaned some more. Every time communicating deep pleasure, and then just like that, in an instant….. "OH SHIT… I think I'm gonna cum!" I climaxed right in her. "OH YEAH!" She yelled. Fully satisfied by my dick. That…..felt amazing…Wow. I don't know whether to say if this is the best day of my life or the worst day of my life. I just lost my Virginity…..too this random girl. Who was a fairy no less….it felt wrong….but MAN did it feel SO right.
Kyu's Perspective
*Phew* that always feels good…. Damn I love sex. My pussy was seriously wet, all of that cum he released? It was dripping outside of me. And YES, I am quite the nymph. Sexuality is a way of life for us Love fairies you see. We. Love. Sex. And we wish to share the discovery of sex with the world!
I mean, that's what I went to school for after all. Hey! That reminds me of this cool story about my time in Love Fairy Academy. Y'know, the school I went too? This'll provide a little insight as too why I'm such a freaky girl. Hehe!
So going back to the sky garden for a bit, Love Fairy School works similar to that of a Human university, except it has more females than males, and you can totally hear the males in the bathroom fucking the females. Kami knows this a lot more than I do, because she goes off into the bathroom in privacy almost every day with his one guy named Rati. He had silver hair and wore black with white shoes, as well as a pearl buttons on. Every day the two of them would ask to be excused. They'd fucking go into the bathroom JUST too ride each other like a cowgirl and her pony. Well…not like that. Ew. Anyways! That's not important, what's REALLY important is this rumor that everyone spread about me.
So after class, I head out with a couple of my friends named Milda, Kuru & Frey. They are some of the hottest love fairies out there in the school. Guys are always lusting after them. Milda being a girl who likes having only ONE GUY too fuck all the time. Seriously, One guy? I couldn't imagine that. It'd get fuckin' boring!
Kuru being a bit more fertile than the rest of us, but still managing too get lots of tail. And Frey, HOHO man she's a huge slut. She gets ALL the boys. I'm honestly a little jealous. Frey is the girl with the dandelion pigtails in her hair and the blue & red dress, red lipstick and blue eye-shadow, Kuru is the pure white haired chick with freckles, orange dress, and HUGE AS HELL boobs, and Milda is the girl with the Valkyrie get up that looks like your typical blonde girl next door. She has blue eyes, long curly blonde hair, small boobs like me, thank god I'm not alone on that, and quite the nice ass.
We're walking along, and as I continue to walk along the path with my friends throughout campus, Freya's all like "So Kyu, tell us, what kind of mischief have you been up too with the boys lately?" Giving the girls a reason to go "OOOOOOOOOOH." Y'know? Typical gossip girl stuff?
"Oh y'know! I've mostly been getting my fair share of tail from…..humans." That actually surprised them. Milda chimes in with "You've been having sex with humans on earth practically all the time. When are you gonna go after an actual love fairy?" That actually made me sort of mad.
"Oh can it Wank-off. You stay with only one guy!" That happens to be her boyfriend Pan, one of the swankiest guys on campus. He's not only talented in music, but it's also said that he's in touch with nature…likes animals…and has gotten more tail than any guy on campus. But the weird thing is, after meeting Milda, it seems that he's "Fallen in LOVE". Ugh. I hate that word.
It sounds so….gross. Like Love? What is that? Seclusion. That's what it is, as a love fairy, we don't limit ourselves too just ONE GUY. That's not what we do! "Hey! Don't talk about Pan that way. He's my one true love." The rest of the girls snicker at this, they know it's just fuckin' weird. "Seriously? You're "In Love". Come on Mil, you know that's not what we love Fairies do." I know it's kind of ironic that "Love Fairies" Aren't really all about "Love", but it's true! We're more about sex, than Love. Like ACTUAL Love. Actual love….isn't as fun.
"Hmph. I know, but try saying that when you know what actual love feels like. It feels great having sex with someone you actually care about. I tell the girls this all the time, but you, you couldn't even hope to know anything about it." I'm sorry what? WHAT did she just say? Does she doubt my sexual abilities?! Bitch is crossing lines she shouldn't be fuckin' crossing!
"Hold up! Are you saying that I can't get some with someone I like? I know I'm a slut but I'm a loveable slut! I'm…capable of feeling passion. I just like the feeling of unrestricted sex. With no attachments, there are no rules. There's nothing holding you back from going all out." I argued, and she hit me back with "Oh? Then why don't you have a boyfriend yet?" What? What kind of comeback is that? "What do you mean? I don't want one ya dumb bimbo!" She raised her finger at me for a second.
"Hold on, I mean if you're capable of feeling passion, then why haven't YOU had sex with anyone your passionate about? Do you even know what passion is? Passion is the special feeling you get whenever you're with someone in the bed and sex just feels more than amazing. You want to feel every part of your being when you're with them. So I doubt you've actually felt that, considering how many guys AND girls have been inside you." This actually made me growl a bit.
"Tch…whatever! I'm gonna go back home. I'll see you girls later." I stormed off afterwards. Did that seriously make me mad? I don't know what I was so mad about…but It kinda did.
Anyways….that's just a little memory about me. We Love Fairies are all about sex. Nothing more. We're not too keen on "Actual love". There are some who like that kind of thing, and that's good for them, but honestly, I'm not about that. I'm all about the sex baby! And going back to me and Jamesy boy here, we just had sex. So a card appeared in my hand afterwards, it was Scarlett red in color. That must be his favorite! "Aha! So you are a virgin." He looked at me sorta puzzled.
"Wait?! How do you know that?!" He asked me. I then show him his V-Card. "I just gained a hold of your V-Card. Looks like you DO have trouble with the ladies. Once a Love fairy takes away a person's virginity, they gain something called a "V-Card." V-Cards are considered trophies in my world. The more V-cards you have, the better a love fairy you are credited to be. And I just took yours!"
"Oh shit….Fine you caught me. I'm a virgin. Happy?" He folds his arms and looks down. Awww how cute. "Awwww don't be sad gus!" I grab his chin and wiggle it a little, just too keep things light.
"Once I'm done with you, you'll be swimming in a sea of love juices. I promise! Ok?" I look at him with a devious, yet friendly smile and make a few baby noises."Come on, don't make that face! Come ooooooon. Turn that frown upside down." At this point I was just trying to cheer the poor sap up.
"Alright Alright! Jeez!" He then decided to perk up finally and we put our clothes back on. So I folded my arms and asked him "Ok…so in order to get hot chicks, you gotta go where the hot chicks are!" I take out my cell phone, and show it to him.
"Before we begin, I have one last thing too give you, and this is important. Introducing the latest in Love Fairy Technology, the Huniebee 4.0!" He looks at the phone, and then back to me. "What is this? A cell phone? I already have one thanks." I end up giggling a little at it. People always say that like every time. I mean, If I had a dime for every time someone's confused the Huniebee for a normal cell phone, I'd be fuckin' rich as Hugh Hefner.
"Hmhmhmh, no silly! The Huniebee is an essentially lifeline for any player on the go. It automatically registers the info of new girls you meet, and can even track their location. The only flipside too this is that you must make physical contact with them in order for the Huniebee to download their DNA into its memory banks. And NO I'm not talking about getting a hair sample or anything like that, just touch them and touch the phone! It's as simple as that." It sounds creepy I know, but hey whatever works!
"That…..sounds really creepy." He said back to me. "But wait there's more! With it, you can speak directly to me via telepathy, and I can help you out on dates and stuff while I'm not around. I can also help you out by sending you date gifts, feeding you information from the sidelines, helping you figure out what traits girls like, the Huniebee is AWESOME. Trust me you'll need it." With that I handed the Huniebee too him and he took it straight from my hands and looked at it.
"We don't have time to go over EVERY feature, but you're a big boy. So you'll figure it out." He gave me a weird anime-esque look that I swear almost made me cry buckets of laughter. I had too literally hold back my giggles. "Gee thanks….." He said non-chalantly. I'm starting to like this guy! He's funny. Hahaha!
"Okay, I think that's it for now! Let's get out there and talk too some broads!" I said to him, I gotta admit I'm pumped! Let's get ready to do this thing! "*sigh* Alright. Let's get it on." I snickered once again. "Hey? What the hell is so funny?!" It's funny because…hmhmhm… "It's funny because….we just did…Heheh…. "Get it on"." With that I just bust out laughing and imagine "Get it on" By Marvin Gaye playing in his head. HA! That was just too much. But then I straighten up and focus on the situation at hand.
"-clears throat- Anyways…..like I said. If you wanna find hot chicks, you gotta go where the hot chicks are. So I've done some complementary scouting, and I've found several places that contain several kinds of girls. It depends on what kind of girls your into. We can check out the University, the mall, the gym, the park, or the nearby café. So champ…what'll it be?"
James's Perspective
I cannot believe this is actually happening to me. Is this girl really gonna help me find a girl that won't smack in the face every time I go on a date with her? Well….only one way to find out….Out of all those places….Hmm…which ones would the girls really be at? I mean…the University's too boring….The gym seems like a good place, but I might come into contact with some of my teammates there…..The park is even more boring…..And I don't really feel like getting a coffee right now….so the Café is out.
"Hmmm….The mall sounds like a good idea." I say to her. "Good choice rookie! Couldn't have picked it better myself!" She then wrapped one arm around my shoulder in a friendly way, which honestly…kinda creeped me out. And Smacked my ass! Seriously? "You ready? *Smack* Get your game face on!" I screamed out afterwards.
"OW! What the hell?! Only my teammates can do that!" She looked at me with a weird look on her face. "Dude…..you didn't tell me you were bi-sexual." WHAT?! "Wha-wha… No I…UGH! Look it's a football type of thing. You wouldn't know about it. Now let's go before I turn into muff cabbage."
I fold my arms, get dressed, and get ready to head out the door by putting on a black shirt, khakis, a gold chain and some sunglasses. "Looks like a douche, talks like a douche, walks like a douche. Man, no wonder girls don't like you." She said folding her arms.
"Hey! I am NOT a Douche!" I roar back at her. NOW she's beginning to annoy me. "That's just what a douche would say." She walks right past me, I don't think she's intimidated by me anymore. In fact now that I think about it….isn't she magic? Shit. Well…..That was pointless.
Audrey's Perspective
Good fucking GOD! Can this stupid Hispanic skank do ANYTHING right?! She's totally messing up my hair again, I just know it. I'm in the middle of a hairdresser salon, and there's this Mexicana chick doing my hair, I swear she's got the body of a stripper. But that's beyond me, considering she's got a kid, and probably will have more. Fucking whore. Anyways, 'Sup, my name is Audrey. Audrey Belrose. Don't wear it out.
I'm in the middle of the salon, getting my hair done and dried. Once it's finally done and over with, she takes the hair dryer off of my head, I open my eyes and she hands me a mirror. "There? Happy now? Exactly what you wanted." She holds the damn mirror up in front of me…and I SWEAR TOO FUCKING CHRIST! SHE FUCKED IT UP AGAIN! JESUS! I swear I look like the ugly duckling! For fucks sake!
"You messed it up AGAIN!" She was totally taken aback by this. Damn right, stupid bitch can't do her fucking job right! "That's exactly what you asked for!" Someone should fire this taco bender before I lay down the fire on her Mexicana ass. Personally! I will smack a ho!
"OH BITCH! Don't EVEN." She looked at me with one hell of a nasty look on her face. "Your fucking Loco! That's always how I style your ratty ass hair!" WHAT?! This bitch seriously did not just style my hair, and then call it Ratty?! OH You don' fucked up now!
"It's not my fault you can't do you goddamn job right! Why don't you just go and get knocked up again?!" Yeah that'll teach that slut what for. "WHAT?!" She growled at me.
"Awwww… What?! Did I hurt your WHORE feelings?" She gave me a really nasty look, like she was about to start some shit right then and there! I wish the bitch would. I'd knock her on her ass so fucking fast. "…You need to turn around and walk away." She seemed a bit calmer. So she isn't as dumb as I thought she was! A wise decision not starting shit with me.
"Or else what?! What are you going to do about it Chica?" That got her REALLY fucking pissed. "Turn around and WALK AWAY." Fine. I was done with her anyways. "Hmph! FINE! I don't wanna be in this stupid hairdresser place anyways! The service here! FUCKING SUCKS!" And with that I stormed right out of the hair salon. That place was trash. Looks like I'll have to find another place to get my hair done.
James's Perspective
Alright, I'm finally here at the mall. Walking around, surveying the place. Goddamn, 300 hundred bitches in the building, ain't none of them hot! Seriously, what kind of scouting was Kyu doing last night?! I pop open the Huniebee and say "Yo Kyu! None of these girls are really all that pretty! What kind of lousy scouting were you doing last night?!" But then she pops up right beside me.
"I'm RIGHT here dude." Making me jump like crazy! "WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK-" I stop yelling, realizing I'm in a mall….with real people…..Shit. Everyone's looking at me like I'm some sort of crazy person. "Ummm….What were you saying?... Mom?" Kyu just starts laughing in the background as I put my ear to the Huniebee she gave me, and everyone just goes about their business. Thank god. I was afraid I'd look like a psychopath.
A vein mark appeared on my head and I whispered "Kyu! What the hell?! You startled me!" Kyu just kept laughing. "Hahahahaha! I'm sorry man, but you're MOM? That's just too rich! Hahahahha!" I grumbled.
"Now's not the time! Where are these "Hot girls" You spoke about?! Seriously I don't have the patience for your bullshit!" I'm honestly getting seriously pissed with her. She's getting on my nerves. "Alright, Alright. I'm sorry that was just really funny. Anyways, you just have to know wher-" She stopped talking and looks over my shoulder, seeing a red-headed, skinny chick coming my way.
"Fucking stupid ass whore bitch needs to learn…" The red-headed girl said as she walked right past me, looking too be seriously pissed about somethin'. She was walking off in such a huff she barely had time to notice me. "Ooooh she's a little feisty one huh?" I looked at her with a "Ya Think?" Kinda look.
"Obviously." The girl was pretty damn fine, honestly she gives Kyu a run for her money. But IDK, she's a little too skinny for my taste. "That is what we refer to as… a MEGA BITCH. Confidence is key here. She has too know you're in charge, and her bullshit isn't going too faze you. OH! And also don't worry about other people, they can't see or hear me. I'm just a figment of your imagination. PLOT TWIIIIIIIST." WHAT?! I knew she wasn't real "Are you fucking with me again?!" She better not be! Or….better be!...I don't even know at this point!
"Ha! I am, I'm just jokin' I'm crazy real. I just hid myself from other people so I can give YOU advice on the sidelines. You've got to go in strong and be bold. She looks like the type that doesn't take shit too lightly, so make sure your careful in choosing your words. Otherwise you might piss her off even more." She's crazy. She wants me to go after…THAT bitch?
"You're out of your mind. You want me to go after her?" All of a sudden, the Huniebee started to vibrate, and a picture of a nearby girl came up in the phone.
"OH! That's the Huniebee picking up a nearby girl on the way. Once you're done with this girl, you can go after that one next. Now get in there! She's getting away!" She then pushed me towards her, making me drop the damn phone! I picked it up and sighed. I can't believe I'm about to do this.
I'm gonna keep it at one girl for now, maybe as a man who wants to get some serious poon, I can graduate too that level at another time. But for now… "Hey! Wait up!" I run up to the girl really quickly and touch her shoulder, stopping her instantly, and then get in front of her, had too touch her in order to get her information into the Huniebee somehow.
"Uhhhh…could you like….MOVE? You're kind of in my way." She's certainly got a feisty tone of voice. Honestly it's a bit inviting….she could prove too be a challenge. A challenge of someone worthy as me! Alright then mega bitch. Game on! I clear my throat and say "Hold on a second….I'm not finished checking you out. Once I saw you strolling down the aisle in a hurry. I kinda got lost in those red eyes of yours." Her red eyes actually were kind of bewitching. Not gonna lie.
"Hahahah! OH my god. Seriously? You seriously just said that?" She looked at me as if I was an alien or something. Bitch gon' learn today! She's gonna learn who I am and what I do! "Yeah I'm serious. Does it look like I'm stuttering?" Giving her that challenge that she deserves as well.
"What are you even doing at the mall anyways? BESIDES Creeping on girls." She said back to me. Hmmm….I couldn't think of anything to say too that. "Just the creeping thing pretty much." Maybe that'll make her laugh. I don't know.
"Hahahahha! At least your honest." BINGO! Houston we have motherufuckin' lift off!
"You're going to have to do a LOT better than that though. Sorry. Buuut….you did put in effort I guess….and you are kind of cute. I'll tell you what? MAYBE If you're lucky we can go get high sometime." HOLY. SHIT. Getting high is like one of my fucking pastimes bro!
"You smoke weed?" I question her non-chalantly. "Yeah, like Every DAY! Hello? IT's fucking awesome. Plus it keeps me chill as a motherfucker. You down?" Fuck yeah! I like how this girl rolls! "Erryday, girl! Shit!" That's what I'd bet she'd like to hear. "Sounds like a plan. Name's Audrey. Get at me if you wanna make things Crazzyyyyy." And then the Huniebee JUST buzzed on me. But I was too into Audrey too even check it out.
"Now if you don't mind…could you get the FUCK out of my way?!" She then shoved me aside and stormed off, she didn't even give me her number or nothin'….I gotta admit…that girl is a pretty damn fine ass catch. I mean…she's kind of a bitch. But this could be a fun challenge. I'm interested in her.
"Niiiiiiiiice. You did it! You talked to a girl without getting smacked!" I just realized that. "Holy shit…..Your right Kyu! I gotta say…thanks, looks like she might be the first one." I always knew I had it in me. Ha! I'm just that damn good.
"See I knew you had it in ya! You just had to find the right girl first. I didn't know you were into the hot, bitchy types." I'm not really. But seeing as though I'm always going for nice girls, and they always treat me like shit, maybe a total bitch is probably a good change of pace for me…..Let's see where this goes….
Oh and BTW…..I fucking hate Audrey. I just started with her because I'm going in alphabetical order first, and then going in order of interactions with the huniebee. So after this one plays out, it'll be Kyanna next. Her supposed love interest will be introduced in the next chapter. And just like in Huniepop, the relationship will play out according to 4 dates. So you'll be seeing a lot more of James & Audrey. See you guys in the next chapter!