Wow an update on Monday? That's pretty weird! I'll have to update every day of the week- LET'S NOT GET CRAZY! My schedule's not changing, but I'll upload on Monday when I feel like it. I've also got a Fairy Tail Fanfiction idea coming pretty soon, and I'm also going to write my own original sonic fanfiction not EXACTLY featuring the Sonic Character, but parts of it takes place in the world of Sonic. Visit my DA Page on my profile in order to find out more! Now let's check back with our favorite Douchebag, James! For his first date with Audrey! Find the song references in this one and you'll get a shout out in the next Chapter! ;)
James's Perspective
Alright, it's been WAY too long of a fuckin' day. Kyu's been dragging me fuckin' everywhere trying to hook up with a bunch of fuckin' girls. It's madness! I mean, I love getting some poontang as much as the next guy, but do I look like the kind of guy that bangs every single pair of tits n' ass that I see?! I'm not a whore. She is, not me. So it's the middle of the night, I'm EXHAUSTED. So I go back inside ready too just lay down on my bed.
"That was fun! Right?" She says to me while flying inside my room, then flying right above me.
I just walked right past her and plop down onto my bed, exhausted. Literally she was taking all around the world looking for some seriously red hot chili peppers and I couldn't take it anymore! At least I got like 17 girls phone numbers. Ugh….. I lay down on my bed face first with a tired face and bags underneath my eyes.
"Kyu….I'm fuckin' tired. Can't we just go too SLEEEEEEEEEEEP? I got school in the morning." I groan.
"Hey, there's no need to complain! I got you 17 potential Sex buddies today! You should be thanking me." At this point I was too tired to thank her. "Ugh….I'm too tired to thank you. Can't I do it in the morning?" Have I ever mentioned that I get fuckin' cranky when I'm tired?
"Well someone's a Cranky Cameron. Fine we'll take five for now. But tomorrow it's up an' at 'em bright & early-" I stopped her right there. "KYU. I. HAVE. SCHOOL TOMORROW!" I roared at her, seriously she's been annoying me all goddamn day! Can't she learn when it's time to give it a rest! "I'm not doin' any fuckin' girl hunting ok! I just want to get some sleep, and go to school tomorrow! I have practice, and I can't afford to waste time!" She gave me this kind of somber look, like she was scared of me, but disappointed in me at the same time. "You…you didn't have to yell…." She should know better than to raise my fuckin' ire. 'Specially after today! But the girl did help me I guess…..
"-sigh- I'm goin' outside. " I got up out of my bed and went outside, putting my shoes on too. Obviously I need a joint right now before I end up screaming at my love fairy so much that she bails on me.
"W-where are you going?" She looks at me with saddened eyes. "I'm going outside too smoke. If you need me I'll be right outside the dorm building." This surprisingly wasn't a smoke-free campus, but it had designated smoke areas, and lucky for this guy one happened to be right near me. So I went outside and went to the smoke area right outside of my Dorm hall.
Kyu's Perspective
Sheesh….he didn't have too fucking yell at me. I know he's tired but I'm trying my best here! I just folded my arms and looked down. Maybe I was a bit too hard on the poor guy. I mean he isn't exactly the best with the ladies. Tch, you people think HE got all those dates? No way. I told him what to say too those girls. That was all MY doing. If he wants poon, then he can certainly GET poon with at least ONE of those girls. But what about the little Love fairy? What did she ever do to you?! I just sighed and went outside, I assume he's going to smoke weed, since that's what I heard him and that redheaded bitch girl talk about. I've never tried weed, or drugs period. I'd never dream of doing that too my figure. But weed can't be that bad if he's trying it right?
So I change my outfit too something a little more civil. Remember the black & red dress I came into the bar with, as well as the Black jacket? Yeah I donned that a second time, and also added a hat, concealed my wings, and even changed my hair too brown so people won't notice me. Even though it was night time, and no one was out, I needed to be sure to conceal who I was too Normal folk just in case someone goes crazy and thinks they're high or on LSD.
So I walk outside and I see James in one of those designated smoke areas, yep, he's smokin' a joint. So I non-chalantly walk up to the guy and ask him…. "Room for one more?" I say to him. He didn't recognize me at first, because of the hat and brown hair. Does he have ADHD? possibly, but anyways.
"Huh? Who the hell are you?" His voice sounds so hoarse! And his eyes are as red as the dress that I was wearing. WHOA I'm not diggin' the feeling of weed all of a sudden. "It's me, James. Kyu?"
"Oh…Hey Kyu." He took another smoke of his joint and blew smoke out of his mouth. Then he motioned for me to grab one of the joints. I do so, he lights it up with an American flag lighter, and we get too smokin'. This had better be worth it. But that's not why I'm outside; I'm really outside too just get my feelings out in the open. "Hey…I'm sorry for what happened in there. Maybe I worked you a little too hard."
I can admit when I work my clients like an admiral sergeant. I just want them to get as many girls as possible. Contrary too popular belief, I DO care about my clients. Just not in the romantic way. Egh fuck that shit. "Ehhhh…its fine. I'm over it now." What?! Seriously? He's OVER it already?! How? It must be the fuckin' weed. He sounds more chilled out now. What's with this shift in tone? It was really weird.
"Your over it? Why?" "Does it really fuckin' matter Kyu? Let's just smoke up these joints." He said to me, still pretty chilled. I just shrugged and said… "Ok. Whatever." And started smoking them up. But then he smiled slightly and said, "And hey…Thanks for helping me get all those girls today. It might've been a lot of work…but it was fun." He tells me. That actually made me feel better. I smile at him and then say "Oh….Your welcome!" With a much more cheerful tone of voice. I guess he's not a complete douchebag after all! …..Afterwards….We got HIGH.
"HOLY SHIT Kyu I think I'm seein' shit MAAAAAAAN"
"Whaddya see?" Both of our faces were red as an apple and we had faces like Chinese people, snickering like Beavis & Butthead.
"I think I see the gates of heaven….." James said. "Why?" I ask him. "Because…I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fuckin' high right now." He's so HIIIIIIIIII-EEEE-IIIIIIIGH. Jesus Christ, I was feeling the same way! I felt baked! Like a well-kept Kester at the gym! My ass is already pretty damn hot, but MAN it felt like I was on cloud nine or some shit.
I felt SOOOOO HAAAAAIIIIIGGGGGHHH. Our eyes spiraled, we pretended we were on one of those spinning wheels at the playground, somehow I had an orgy with those two weirdo fairies from that one cartoon, and there was something about a party with Elvis in there. But MAN…good times. Good times.
James's Perspective
It was now officially morning time, as Dawn had finally broken on Dawnwood. The sun was shining ever so brightly into my window, and I was greeted by its warm glowing gaze. As I started to wake up, I folded over pretty quickly, and then turned to the opposite side of the bed, and too my surprise….. KYU was fuckin' there. Naked, in. My. BED.
She had her hand on her cheek and was laying in my bed non-chalantly. "Suuuuuuuuup." She said back to me. This caused me to make a freaked out anime face, and THEEEEEEN….This happened. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! FUCK!"
I ended up falling off of my bed, somehow only in my draws! What the hell happened last night?! "Wh-what the fuck!? What happened last night?!" I asked her, pointing at her right afterwards. "And why the fuck are you in my bed?!"
"Chill out, Harvey Sandman." She said moving her feet back and forth while looking at me. "Last night was way too easy, we were both so high, I managed to get a little action in before we went to bed! Your PJ's are in your closet by the way. I decided too fold them for you." A vein mark totally appeared on my head! She had to ask me first before fucking me! "HEY! Next time you go lookin' for some dick, Ask me first you stupid bimbo!" I made an angry anime face at her.
"Actually I DID Ask you last night. And you said "HELL YEAH!" Like you were Stone Cold Steve Austin or something. I gotta admit! That was so cute. HA! You are too much dude." I grumbled and growled as my vein mark got bigger, and bigger….and BIGGER…AND BIGGER!... AND MOTHERFUCKING BIGGER UNTIL IT ECLIPSED THE WHOLE DAMN SCREEN!
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE KYU CAN'T YOU EVER KEEP YOUR HAND IN YOUR OWN DAMN PAAAAAAAANTS?!" The whole damn Dorm hall was beginning to bump up and down cartoonishly. Shit, all I could hear was Kyu laughing her ass off at the fact that she RAPED ME while I was under the influence. By the way, don't do that kids. Trust me, that's low. Though too be honest I probably would've agreed anyways.
So anyways, it was time for me to get dressed. I slip on my Dawnwood Dynasties jersey, with some black pants and sneakers, not looking too dress in anything too formal for school today, just looking for something a little casual. "Kyu, while I'm at school, could you please not follow me?" She looked at me sort of puzzled, as she also changed outfits. She's now wearing the same hairstyle as when I met her with this weird Blue & Pink outfit with a ribbon tied too her chest plate, as well as green high-heels.
"What?! But why? That is like the perfect opportunity for some serious girl-getting! Don't you know schoolgirls are a bunch of freaks! Rosario + Vampire said so!" She's been in my Netflix again hasn't she? And NO I don't watch anime. She just uses it to watch either porn, sex movies or Ecchi anime. And don't fuckin' ask how I know what that shit is!
"Ugh. You've been on my computer watching Netflix again haven't you?" I look at her before leaving. "Yeah, but I don't see the problem." That's my point.
"Exactly. Now please, do me a favor and just, STAY here. Please? I don't need you meddling in my business at school. We will pick this up when I come home. Ok?" She then groaned. "Alright Fiiiiiiiiiine. But what am I supposed to do while you're gone?" She asked me while hanging over my bed upside down.
"There's a stash of magazines underneath the bed you can read, plus you've got Netflix, my computer too watch plenty of porn, go nuts Kyu I don't care." I figured might as well say "Fuck it" since we've already fucked and we're sort of living together.
"That's what I like to hear. Just do ME a favor and at least talk too that Audrey chick you met yesterday at the mall. She seems fun." She smiles and bats her pretty little eyes. "Yeah I'll be sure to do that. Anyways, later."
I then head out the door, styling my hair cut differently than last time. This time it's more of a Fo-Hawk hairstyle rather than my normal Pompadour hairstyle. My hair is a very dark shade of brown, almost like dark chocolate, so this fit me quite nicely. I'm lookin' like a damn stud!
"Have fun learning!" She said, waving at me right before I left. And as I close the door…. She reached underneath the bed, and pulled out my stash…. "Time for Kyu too have a fun morning." She smiled a weird smile. I'm glad I'm going to school….lord knows I would not want to be there to see what she would do with those Magazines. Anyways…The sun was pretty bright on Campus, and as I drove up to the University, Took my parking spot, and got out of my car, Yes I have a car. I could hear the sound of a familiar face, one that happened to belong to one of my bro-hams.
?'s Perspective
A'ight so I'm hitting the campus, drivin' on the street and puttin' it in park. It was a pretty bright & tight day, so naturally I felt good. Dem Z-rays doe, am I right? Haha! Anyways, I see mah boi, with the Fo-Hawk, rockin' a new style. For a sec I was rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone and then one of my good buds comes up. So I holla' at him.
"Eyyo! James!" I wave too him and then he turns back to me, returnin' the love by comin' over and givin' your boi a high-5. "Heyyyy Trey! Good to see you back on campus man." My name's Trey Davidson. I might not look like your average Nigga. And that's because I'm in college! HAAAA…that was racist- Anyways!
I'm a black skinned dude with some stylin' hair, glasses, a fedora hat, blue eyes, and a bit of a hipster look. I'm not a hipster; I just think the way they dress is pretty dope. "Yo my boi, wats gud? You've been doin' alright my friend?" We trade off our usual handshake and then give each other a bro-hug. Not a normal hug, BRO-Hug. This is the dude you go out drinkin' with. He might seem like a douche, but trust me, get him in the right mood and he can really make light of a situation
"I've been better. I've had some crazy ass shit happen to me bruh." He says back to me, rolling his eyes. I wonder what he meant? "Oh F'real? Well your boi wants to know all about the kinda trouble you've been gettin' into mah nigga. So tell me, what's been goin' down?"
Yeah I got like a totally thick ass ghetto/New Yorker accent. Yah boi is straight outta Brooklyn, New York. But enough about me right now, we'll get too that chapter later ladies & gents. "I'll tell you about it later man, how's your music career been goin'?"
That's weird. He dodged my question. Eh, I'm sure it's for a good reason, I a'int gon' front on a brother.
"Eh? Oh it's been goin' good bruh, got a gig workin' some pay at the Lusties nightclub tonight. Lots of ladies, and Yah boi is gonna be DJ-ing. You comin'?" You see, I'm a Hip-Hop DJ. I rap, I DJ, I Rap-DJ Remix. Beats for days my friends. Beats for fuckin' DAYS.
"Ehhhhh maybe. I might not due to practice, and some other things that are BOUND to get in the way." Now I think he's hidin' some shit from me. "What's up man? You okay?" I ask him, raisin' my eyebrow.
"Yeah yeah, man everything's fine! It's just that…there's this girl. Right?" WHOA. I know mah nigga ain't got the best of luck with women. So He's got my attention. "Girl?" I ask him. "Yeah, she's been dragging me around the world trying to get-" Just then, his attention turned to a girl hanging around with some other girls. All of them had primary hair colors, with one of them being a blonde with pigtails, the other having some blue hair and lookin' pretty nerdy, and the other Dressed….honestly…kinda like a thot. She had red hair with a patch of blonde right in the middle, was wearing a short red shirt that only covered half of her body and exposed the rest. She was also wearin' booty shorts, and she had on some mary janes with socks. She was cute, but she didn't look like my type. I like the girls with some serious T 'n' A. If you know what I mean.
"Yo James? You cool bro?" I ask him, lookin' like he was fuckin' hypnotized or some shit. The hell? He then shakes his head and looks back at me. "Oh sorry bro. It's just….that girl…..she looked familiar is all." I blinked twice but then looked at him. "The girl with those primary chicks? The red head?"
"Yeah." He answers back to me. "Anyways, I gotta go man it's probably later, we'll be late for class & I might be late for practice. See you later?" Aw now he's leavin' me? Whatever that girl did too him, He must be under some kind of spell or somethin'. "A'ight, I'll see you later man. Peace." "Peace my bro." With that, we bro-hugged, and then he took off. What was with that? And who was that Thottie lookin' girl? Eh it didn't matter. I got band practice pretty soon. So I might as well Mount up!
James's Perspective
Oh my god….Was that…..Audrey?! No way. I'd recognize those sexy red eyes anywhere. That couldn't have been her though, she looked completely different. Eh…. Anyways, I came to my locker, stuffed some shit into it, and then headed off to my first class.
Geometry. UGH. God I fuckin' hate Geometry. The only thing I like about Geometry class was our teacher. Because GOOD FUCKIN' GOD was she damn fine. Her name was Ms. Yumi. She was Japanese, a short broad with a Masters in Mathematics.
She had that "Sexy Teacher" Angle going for her, because she was a total hottie. But somethin' told me she wasn't too enthusiastic about her work…. "Good morning, class! As you probably already know, your professor is out on vacation for the week so I'll be subbing for him! You may call me Ms. Yumi, or Aiko, either is fine by me. Let's see... Oh! Today, we're going to cover the conservation laws of angular momentum! I can get pretty excited when I teach, so make sure I don't go off on a tangent up here! Heehee... Hmm. Okay, let's begin." The moment she laughed, she sounded discouraged for a sec. Well I can't blame her, I'd be pretty fuckin' bored of this too If I had to live up too Asian stereotypes and they'd be this fuckin' boring.
So as we start, she keeps blabberin' on about The Conservation laws of angular…..whatever. And I just honestly kept lookin' at her ass. For an Asian woman, she's got a fine one. Plus those Tatas, *SSSSSSST* WHOOOA she's blessed. That's honestly all I come here for.
But then Twenty minutes pass by, and then…..too my surprise…..SHE comes into the room. The door opens up, and guess who it is? It's Audrey.
"Ms. Belrose you're really late too class." Ms. Yumi says too her. "Ugh, Your lucky I even showed up at all." She says, rolling her eyes. I forgot how much of an attitude she has. "You've been showing up late for the past few weeks too EVERY class. If you're not gonna be here, you might as well not even come too class" Ms. Yumi chimes back. "Hey! There's an idea! Not coming too class, too bad the system says I have too. So can it teach, and just teach us…whatever we have to learn." She says, sitting at her desk, looking pretty annoyed. The sun is actually shining down with a red, orange & yellow fiery glow on her. And she looks….beautiful. I gotta say she had me blushing.
"Oh really? Well you can learn whatever you want to learn in the Dean's office with that disrespectful tone young lady!" Ms. Yumi then pointed towards the door, and Audrey got up in a huff. "UGH! Fine! Didn't want too fuckin' be here anyways!" She then smacked the door open and headed down the hall. Damn, was she always this angry? Something had to be up. I then raise my hand, and try to convince the teach too let me out.
"Uhm…Yo ?" I say to her. She then looks at me and adjusts her glasses. "Yes James?" "
Can I be excused for a quick second?" I say to her. I know this isn't the best idea to start with, but trust me I can turn her around. She puts her hand on her hips and says… "Why exactly?" Raising an eyebrow.
"Because I have a reason to calm down my sister." Remember those two primary girls? Yeah the blue haired one & the blonde. One of them smacked me in the face after I went out with them….but I that's beside the point! They both turned to me and were looking at me like I was crazy. But I knew what I was doing. "Your sister?" Ms. Yumi says, raising her eyebrow even higher.
"Yeah! She's my little sis. Don't worry about her; she can be pretty antsy sometimes. We've had a recent family tragedy happen to us, and she's been really distant. I'm the only one who can go calm her down. She and I go way back. Mind showing a little mercy and letting me go talk to her without her having to go to the dean?" I'm honestly expecting the worst, hoping for the best.
"Hmmmm….alright. But only because you asked so nicely. You're excused." She said. Yes! Fuck I love it when a plan comes together! So I get up out of my seat. "Thanks Teach!" And then head out the door, looking for Audrey.
I looked all over the place, in the school yard, in the gym, in the lunch room, even in the actual fuckin' dean's office! And I couldn't fine the little bitch! Damn! Where the hell did she go! Then it occurred to me….. I've checked every place, but above ground. So I run upstairs to the roof, open the door…..and there she was.
Standing there with her hand on her hips, smoking a joint, and lookin' fine as a motherfucker. I swear she has the most beautiful, be-witching red eyes ever. She might look like a thot, but generally she was really attractive. Now's the time to make my move if there ever was a time. So I walk up to her….
"Hey there. You cool?" I ask her, she then turns to me and looks at me. Puzzled as all hell. "What? Who the fuck are you? Why are you up here?" She says to me. I then raise my eyebrow and smile at her. "Girl, don't tell me you don't recognize this handsome face and chiseled physique." I then flex my muscles. I know girls love these, even if they are complete bitches. She then raises her other eyebrow and puffs her lips.
"What? Who're y-…. Ohhhh. Your that douchebag I saw at the mall." Aw come on! Cut me some fuckin' slack girl! "Yep…that's me." I'll let that one go. But I won't let her call me a douche again that easily.
"What the hell do you want?" She asks me with a maddening tone of voice. "Hey I'm just up here too check on you. Is that so wrong? You left in a hurry. I gotta admit that's strange even for you." I say to her, she then got off the rooftop cage she was laying on and put her hands on her hips.
"Don't act like you fuckin' know me! I barely even know you. I'm up here because the stupid teacher sent me out. So I needed a joint. Now piss off." She continued smoking her joint. But I don't "Piss off" I lay on the cage right beside her. "Mind if I have one?" I say to her.
She just looks at me, and then says. "What? You want to smoke with me?" She says back too me. "Yeah? You said to get at you if you want to make things CRAZZZYYYYYYYYY. Hahahha." I say, teasing her a bit. THAT earned me a slap too the face. "OW!"
"Don't taunt me asshole!" She had an anime angry face and a vein mark on her face. SHIT. I had no idea she was so damn sensitive. Luckily I'm not in the mood to argue. So I say I'm sorry. "Alright, Alright. Didja have too slap me in the face? Sorry…." I say to her.
"Hmph." She says, closing her eyes and handing me a joint. I take the joint, and light it up. Blowing a puff of smoke, afterwards I say to her. "So…..Why exactly ARE you up here?" I say, looking right at her. "I needed a chill-out moment. This is how I chill the fuck out. End of story." She says, not even having the decency too look at me. "Y'know you could look at me when I'm talkin' too you." With that, I make a bold move, grab her chin and turn her face towards me. Looking her right in the eyes. She responds by blushing. "H-hey! What the fuck are you doing?!" I then give her a mischievous grin.
"That's better. Now at least you're lookin' at me while talking. So tell me, besides just chillin' out, what's been eatin' you?" I wasn't gonna let her bullshit phase me that easily.
"Get off my chin! You creep!" She says that, but she's not doin' jack shit too stop me. "Not until you answer me." I say right back to her. She just closes her eyes and blushes.
"UGGHHHH! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! …..Fuck alright. Just let go of my chin." So I do as she asks, she then turns her head to the ground. "Alright…since you wanna be such a nosy ned, Nothin's been happening so far….. I've just been really irritable lately. Maybe it has something to do with all the drugs that I- Wait a minute why am I telling you this?!"
WHOA she said somethin' about drugs! What's she taking Anax? Steroids? PCP? Seriously this chick might've been one mean ass hoe, but she was at the very least intriguing. "OH so you take drugs huh?" I look at her, giving her an inviting smile. "N-no! Shut up I didn't say that! You don't fuckin' know me. So just….Shut up!" Now she's acting like one of those….Sundere chicks from the anime cartoons or whatever….. DON' . Ok so at least I know we're goin' somewhere.
"That might be true…..So why don't we get to know each other? How about a little date later on?" Now I'm throwin' all my cards on the table. I'm in, so I might as well go all out. "What?! A ….DATE?! With you?!" She asked incredibly confused.
"Yeah. What're you doin' later on?" I ask her, generally curious. "Piss off! Like I'd ever go out with you!" She then starts walkin' away from me. Damn, what did I say? ….. *sigh* I guess that's another bust. They say girls like a guy who's straightforward…..guess that was a bunch of bullshit wasn't it?...but then she stops…and stays there. And then I look right at her.
"…Later on tonight…..there's going to be a rave at the Lusties Nightclub…I'll be there performing in a show…..Your welcome too come if you fuckin' want." She looks back at me. Bingo! We have lift off again. I knew I was in. "Alright. Consider it our….."First Date". I say to her, giving her another devilish grin. She then just sneers at me. "GGGrrh…..whatever. Just shut up and come. Later!" She then exits the roof, and heads back downstairs. Hah. I knew she liked me.
Later on that night, I prepare to go out too Lusties Nightclub. Kyu is busy tellin' me ALL about it and how I've been doing such a good job. I put on a white Tank top with a gold chain for flair, a silver jacket, black pants, with some black cowboy boots, roll up the sleeves and begin too head out.
"DUDE I can't believe you scored a night at the club! That's awesome! Good on ya'! This'll be your first date with Audrey. So I hope you're prepared! Cause I'm comin' with ya!" She says to me. I wonder why would she come- OHHHHH….
"Lemme guess…..Lusties Nightclub is a stripper bar isn't it?" I ask her. "DING! We've got a winner!" She says back to me, tipping the white & Pink fedora hat she's wearing. She's wearing the same outfit I saw her in last night when we were smoking.
"How am I gonna get in?! I'm only 19!" I say to her. "Tcccch. Bitch please. Watch this!" She then says to me, and then she waves her hand. And somehow…Bibbidi…Bobbidi…BOOP! She magically gives me a new I.D that doesn't…look fake?!
"How'd you do that?!" I ask her. "DUH. Crafting Fake I.D's that look real are practically second nature for me. Easy as cake with Fairy magic! Now let's go champ! We don't have all day!" I quickly head out the door with Kyu, and she grabs my hand and we head straight too Lusties Nightclub.
The club had a long ass line too. It wasn't a big club, but it certainly was bumping. There were lights on from the outside, a large pink sign that said the name of the club on it, and a large, burly bouncer man who I could swear was taking steroids. Dude had a figure like fuckin' Arnold Schwarzenegger.
After waiting awhile to get in, the dude was like "Stop! Lemme see some I.D." So I show him the I.D Kyu made for me. He paused for a second, and I winced with scary anticipation…
"…Alright you're good." He lets me in. *Phew* Thank god. No…more like… "Thanks Kyu." I say out of my own mouth. She then appears next to me. And thank god she didn't scare me too death this time. "No problem! Now let's go have some fun!"
And with that, we entered the nightclub, wondering what could be happening on the dance floor. Kyu gets a table to watch the show, as there were strippers dancing on stripper poles everywhere. I gotta say it was somethin' sweet! But then guess what REALLY caught my eye? Audrey. She was over there arguing with one of those Blue-Haired girls from earlier.
"Ugh….Audrey can we leave NOW?" The blue haired girl says too her.
"Calm down Nik. We just got here! Plus, I kind of have a show too do?" Holy shit…..Audrey looks so fuckin' hot. She's in this red & black lingerie/stripper outfit. It actually makes her boobs look….passable, at best. They're still small, but she still looks hot as hell.
"Just got here? We've been here for at least an hour!" She's seriously complaining about being in a strip club? Audrey must've dragged her here then. "Come on! Don't be such a downer. Loosen up a little! I'll buy you a drink. What do you want?" She asks her. Audrey being nice? There's a change of pace for once.
Though…I got a feeling this might go somewhere. And I won't like it. "Is that Audrey?" Kyu asks me. I look at her, and then back at them.
"I don't want anything. I'm not even old enough to drink. Let alone even be here!" WHOA? How old is this girl? She looks way too young. The fuck is Audrey thinking bringing her here…now that I think about it….HOW'D SHE GET PAST THE BOUNCER GUY?!
"They don't Care! If they did the bouncer guy would've thrown us out already. Why do you do this every fucking time?! Can't you just chill out for once and like, I don't know…. Have fun!?" I kind of agree with her…but I can understand where Big Blue's coming from.
"This isn't fun! Everyone here is a complete douchebag." AAAAAND She lost me. "I told you I didn't want to come and you dragged me here anyway! Just like last time!"
"Because you can't sit in your room all day! You need too fucking exist or something!" She is kind of right. Being a hermit is seriously bad for your health. Socially and mentally.
"I don't sit in my room ALL DAY!" WHOA Conversation's getting a bit heated. "Whatever! GO. LEAVE. BYYYYYEEE!" She then walked past big blue, bumping her shoulder in an un-friendly manner. That's when I knew, she needed saving for her attitude in order to focus on tonight. I got up out of my seat, and walked on over to her. "No Jamesy! Don't be a herooooooo!" Kyu says to me, honestly I think she's just making a joke.
I walk up behind Audrey, grab her by the arm, and she turns around, shoving my arm off. "I swear to god Nik, if you don- ! YOU?!" She looks at me and backs up a bit. "Hey! What's up? Surprised to see me?" I tell her, while giving her a devilishly handsome smile.
"What the hell are you doing here?! I didn't actually expect you to be here!" She says to me with her eyes widened. "Well I didn't exactly say I wouldn't be here now did I?" I then hold her chin up with two fingers and give her a smirk.
"Give me a good show out there. Ok Audrey?" She then smacked my hand away lightly and gave me a sneer. "Tch….Your fuckin' weird. You know that?" Then after she said that, we exchanged looks for about…ten seconds.
That is until… "YOOO This is Mixmaster Trey in the building would everybody please take your seats the show is about to begin!" Looks like it's show time.
"Do right by me Audrey! Ok?" With that I leave her too do her thing, and walk away, taking my seat. "Alright everybody, Are you ready for the girls, cause we've got all kinds of girls up in the building today! We've got girls of all shapes, sizes & colors! It's like a fuckin' pre-school up in this bitch!" That joke was not in good taste. But it was still funny.
"So everyone please turn your attention center stage and give a warm welcome too Misty & Audrey!" The crowd was pumped, as they all began to cheer. Some even gave some wolf whistles and woots. I know those were the fuckin' horndogs in the V.I.P section of the club lookin' too get some with the strippers, but hey, it's not like I was complainin'.
"Ladies & Gentlemen…HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOOOOOOOVE!" With that Trey started up the song. Well looks like he really was here. How about that?
As the song started, two girls walked out onto the stage, one had blonde hair and a killer MILF body. She looked too be older than Audrey, but younger than most women. She had blonde hair, light-dark skin, and blue eyes, as well as some serious T 'n' A. Seriously this woman had boobs bigger than her head. And then….there was Audrey. She. Looks. SO. Fuckin' sexy in that damn stripper outfit.
The girls danced, spun on stripper poles, lifted their legs up, and did all kinds of sexy moves. Kyu was over on the side of me… flingin' magic dollar bills at them. "YEAAAAH! Shake it you sexy bitch!" She's delusional, I swear.
But honestly, I was simply focused on Audrey the entire time. She spun on a pole right in front of me and looked down right at me from upside down, naturally causing me too blush. For a moment, she was glaring at me, but once the bass dropped, she grinned at me and winked. It felt like I was in heaven…..
After the show, we caught a table together, while Kyu was still getting it on with one of the strippers, getting her own lap dance. She had this intoxicated look on her face, like she was drooling. "I am SOOOOOOOO taking you home with meeeee." She really is Fuckin' delusional if she thinks I'm letting a stripper into my dorm room.
"So you came here with that Nymphomaniac?" Audrey asks me, while looking at Kyu. "Yep. I came here with Little Ms. Nymphomaniac over there. And believe me I use that term very loosely." VERY fuckin' loosely. She's a nymph, and she might as well be a goddamn maniac!
This got a laugh out of Audrey though. "Hahahaha! Very funny. So what? Do you guys like fuck or something?" I shoot her a look once she says that. "Would you smack me in the face if I said yes?" Seriously I can't handle another smack. I might lose her, plus I'm getting pretty tired of getting slapped in the face. "Dude I don't fuckin' care. It's not like we're a thing. I don't even fucking know you." That's when I grasp her chin with two fingers and bring her face close to mine. "Well then….why don't we get to know each other?...My name is James. James Monroe. Nice to meet you Audrey." I smile a devilish smile at her. She just smacks my hand away. "Yeah yeah "James" ….Whatever….." She looks away from me and then looks back and smiles.
I gotta admit, the way she's acting towards me was kind of cute. She then got up and put her hands on her hips. "Alright then big shot, since you came here to see me. I'll give you a private lap dance." WHOA. I MUST be in heaven. She's serious?!
"Y-you're serious?" I ask her. She just Yanks on my gold chain and says "Did I fuckin' stutter?! Let's go fuck boy!" She then pulls me back stage, tosses me onto a chair and then sits on my lap while putting her hands on my shoulders. She then ran her hands down my chest while taking off my silver jacket, and continuing to run her hands down my chest, surprisingly all the way too my groin.
"Wow…..you're pretty thick…." She tells me, with a more seductive tone of voice. She then begins grinding all on my crotch, while turning around continuing to give me an amazing lap dance. She also strokes my cheek slightly with her fingers and runs them through my chin while continuing to rock her hips back and forth. I make one more bold move and touch her hips, breaking the traditional rules of strip clubs. This causes her too raise her hand for a slap….but she quickly puts it back down. I couldn't see it, but she had a look of annoyance on her face that quickly changed to a seductive glaring smile. Then she practically invited me too touch her by grabbing my hands and running them all throughout her body…This must be the best night of my life…
That's all she wrote for now folks! Tune in next week for their second date! Leave a review if you can guess the song references! I'll see you next time my Fellow Awesome Bringers! ;3