Things might play out a bit differently in this chapter. We'll also find out a few things about James we never knew, plus some info on what Audrey does on the side…. As if you don't know for those who were paying attention in the last chapter. Anyways this one is going too be shorter than the rest, because the last one nearly overloaded my computer. So let's go!
Audrey's Perspective
Ok….So I let the poor sap touch me a little. I was born to break the rules bitch. I do what the fuck I want, and when I want to do it. And as far as I was concerned…..He earned the right to touch me, for THAT amount of time. Don't get it fucking twisted asshole. Once I was done my dance, I simply got a quick tip from him and then after a few minutes too many….It might've dragged on. Dude seriously could not keep his fucking hands too himself!
But…. He knew where too touch. He ran his hands all through my stomach and chest and sometimes even up my arms, which gave me a huge sexual rush. I might have to give him a good fuck later, because he was built, cute, and actually came around to see me. I'll give him credit where credit is due. Not a lot of guys would even come to a strip club for just ONE person. Guess I felt a little special… But again DON'T GET THAT FUCKING CONFUSED! I don't like him. I don't even know him all that well…..Something tells me he won't leave me alone that easily though.
For my final dance I didn't take anything off surprisingly. I wasn't about to show him some skin until we got into the bedroom. But I ended my little dance and his arms were literally where they shouldn't fucking be….Around my waist!
"Uhm….excuse me….can you tell me what the FUCK you're doing?!" He wrapped his arms around my waist and wouldn't exactly let go! And then he has the fucking nerve too chuckle a little afterwards! WHAT a fucking douchebag! "Chill out Big Red…. I'm just having a bit of fun with you." He then gave me this snarky ass grin that I swear I was about to wipe from his face. "Uhm….I don't fucking care. Get your hands from around my waist." I said to him, pretty pissed that he would enforce breakage of the rules here.
You're not allowed to touch the strippers here. And if you REALLY wanna know what I'm doing at a strip club working the poles, I'm here on my own accord making some extra money with this as a side job. I figured Why the hell not? Considering how hot I am, I might as well use my good looks for something fun.
"Tch… Alright fine. Jeez." He then removed his hands and I got up from my seat on his lap. FINALLY! Fucking stupid asshole needs to learn to keep his hands too himself.
"Finally. Jesus, just because I let you touch me doesn't mean that you can keep doing it." I told him while sitting my elbows on my hips. "Actually it kinda does. May I remind you that YOU'RE the one who took me back here. Remember?" He gave me another one of those smiles he always gives me. Is this guy TRYING to get smacked?! He's playing smart with me.
But as much as I hate to admit it….. He's right. I don't know why…but there's something I like about him. The way he flirts is creepy…yet at the same time kind of cute. So I guess he's not all that bad but MAN is he fucking annoying. He just doesn't take no for an answer. I mean what's this guy's end goal? Does he want to fuck me or something? Or is he like one of those annoying retards in the Romantic Comedy animes who tries SO HARD to get the girl, but ends up somehow with like….MULTIPLE GIRLS. You know the ones I'm talking about. *Clears throat* HAREM ANIMES. *Cough* Anyways….
"Oh my GOOOOOD…. Well I did a little dance for you, and you've got your fill for the night. So get out." With that I count up the bills in my hand, a job well done I must say. Who says it doesn't pay too be attractive? No body that's who. But then he finally gets up out of his seat, goes over too me, and he does that ANNOYING thing again where he grabs my fucking chin and pulls it towards his face! "Hold on….we're not done here yet." Ok. Now this is where I draw the line.
*SMACK* "OWWW! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" He screamed for a second. "HANDS OFF ASSHOLE! I said get out!" I wasn't gonna let that creep have his way with me. I don't take shit from no one! Even…cute guys. Hmph! Bite me.
He then growled at me and said "Hey I was just being friendly! Why the fuck do you have to be such a goddamn bitch all the time?!"
"Why the hell do you have to be so touchy-feely! The fuck do I look like your girlfriend?!" I said with my arms crossed, raising my voice a little bit too make my damn point heard.
"Maybe….Maybe not. But I'm just willing to explore you a little bit." He said while rubbing his cheek. He then kept fucking grabbing my chin anyways! This guy will have to go to the hospital by the time this is over. "And I'm willing to bet that you want to explore me too. There's more inside you than a stripper I'm sure. So how about we stop with the feistiness and let's go on a second date huh?" Uh-Uh. Not happenin' pal.
I raise my hand for a second slap, but the fucker caught it before I could do anything! "Hey hold up a goddamn second! Jeez. Look either yes, or no? Do you wanna go out on a second date?" For some strange reason… I blushed. I mean….the guy is a total creepazoid and he flirts way too much but…. I don't know. I guess I kind of….like it? OH Fuck you, I don't like it! He's just….fun to be around. But I literally can't get rid of him either. So….might as well just say fuck it.
"Oh GOOOOOOD…. Fiiiiiiiiine! If it'll get you to leave me the hell alone for the night, I'll go out with you a second time. Happy?!" I say with an irritated tone of voice. He just smiles devilishly at me. "Very happy. I guess I'll see you later then Audrey?" He says while looking at me, still smiling. I'm getting used to those smiles for some reason….They're still creepy as fuck…. But….. I guess they…don't make me want to slap him? I don't know.
"Yeah yeah, just get out of here already, the club is about too close soon." Wow total Tsundere Alert! I am not a Tsundere! God…. "You know…it's kind of cute when you act like that." Act like what?...How I normally act?! "The fuck are you talking about?" I ask while looking at him. "When you act like a Sundere…or whatever." OH MY GOD. This idiot doesn't even know how too pronounce it! "It's Tsundere, you dumbass!"
"Hey! Does it look like I watch that Japanese anime shit?!" I keep arguing back and forth with him. He's such a moron. "Too be honest I'm surprised you even know what the fuck that IS!" Now were in each other's faces slightly, closer than ever. He just smiles at me and says…..
"Yeah…whatever. Let me just get your number in my phone here so I can call you and we can decide where you want to go. Ok?" Now he's asking for my phone number. Who does he think I am? A giddy teenager? But, nonetheless….since I know he's just gonna keep fucking asking me…..I write it down and hand it to him. "Here."
My god…..he's persistent this guy. I'm usually all for fucking around, but this guy must seriously want to bang me if he's playing it cool like this. He didn't even get mad about me slapping him. He must think I'm some sort of challenge or something. The annoying thing about him is all of these shitty games he keeps playing, he keeps flirting with me thinking that I like it, when In reality I don't!...Do I?... NO! It's not true. I don't like him. It would be SOOOOO much easier if he would just get to the point and get me in bed. That way, I could just fuck him, and move onto the next poor schmuck who just wants to get his dick wet!...But for some reason….it seems like this guy wants more. Much, MUCH more.
James's Perspective
Yeesh, that was some fuckin' lap dance. At least not everything went sour afterwards. I managed to get Audrey's phone number. At that moment I felt like I had just scored a big touchdown at one of my games. Speaking of which, I left practice early today in order to go to the nightclub too see Audrey. I know on paper that sounds like a shitty thing to do, but if you were interested in a totally hot red-head, whom for some reason, even though it doesn't seem like it, you had a massive connection with….wouldn't you blow off practice too?
Either way….For some strange reason I really like Audrey. She's harboring something inside of her, and even though she's a total bitch, I can see glimpses of a decent human being in there. So let's crack the code and find out what she's hiding insider her safe of a heart.
Now after I left the red room in the back, I saw Kyu, with that blonde stripper from before, the one with the blue eyes, blonde hair & Tan skin? Misty? Yeah her. She was seriously pole dancing right in front of Kyu, giving her more of a show than necessary. "KYU! Yo it's time to go! Let's move it!" I tell her, she just sits there looking like she's in love with the stripper in front of her. With her hands on her face and elbows on the table, drooling like crazy.
"Ehhhhhh…One minute…hahaha…." My god she's delusional. I snap my fingers in front of her face. Yep, she's under her spell. That's just fuckin' great. "C'mon Kyu! I have to get home, I have practice in the morning-" She then cut me off by covering my mouth. Oh shit! I forgot, the bouncers are still outside. If they find out I'm a college student They'll know I faked my I.D…..even though It looked crazy real.
"Alright, ALRIGHT! Let's go. Can I at least bring her home? Please?" Absolutely fuckin' not.
"No." I tell her. "Please?"
"No."
"Please?!"
"No!"
"PLEASE?!"
"NO!" Kyu then breathes in heavily and makes an anime puppy dog face at me… Oh god here it comes….
"PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAASEEE?!" She bats her eyes twice, and then I just angrily scream at her.
"NOOOO! NOW LET'S GO!" With that I walk outside. It's funny how the music's so loud we're not causing any commotion or nothing. Kyu just sighed, looked at her stripper, and said….
"*sigh*….Alright. Sorry Misty, looks like you're staying in the dog house." Obviously referring to the "Sexy Bitch" line from the last episode. "It's okay sweetie. I'll see you around. Come and visit me again sometime, Ok? And maybe I'll give you a little something in private." Misty then kissed her cheek and went backstage. Kyu was completely ecstatic, with sparks trickling up her spine and her eyes rolling around. She still had that drool monkey look on her face. She was so ecstatic that I had to drag her back to my car! …..Ugh…what am I gonna do with this nympho-freak?
Anyways, once we finally get back home after a while, I was lying on my bed, and Kyu asked me… "So? How'd it go with Audrey? Did you get a lap dance? A cuddle? *gasp* did you fuck her right there in the red room?!" I just look at her with my hands behind her head.
"The first one's in the ball park." I tell her.
"Niiiiiice. Looks like your wings are finally starting to spread. That's amazing!" She then lays next to me in her fairy lingerie outfit with her hand on her cheek and her elbow on the bed.
"There may be hope for you yet. Look at the Huniebee. It's for something important." So I pop the bad boy open, and I see something weird… a green star? What? It looks like something out of one of those weird puzzle games, like Candy Crush…. Or Cookie Jam…..Or Bejeweled… Or Huniepo- ANYWAYS…
"What the hell is that? A green star?" Kyu points too it. "Yep. You see that? You've figured out what kind of trait she likes. That green star represents Flirtation. So just keep flirting with her, and you've got a golden ticket too some pussy my friend. You've done good Johnny. You've done very good…"
She tells me while smiling at me. So that WAS working after all! She can pretend like she doesn't like it, but I know deep down, she loves it. "Oh… did I mention I got her number? She said call too set up a second date. So I think I'll do that tomorrow." Kyu raised her eyebrow at me.
"Uhm…..what? Are you serious? No you're not." Bitch….WHAT?! you can't tell me what to do! Do you even know who I am bro?! "What? Kyu I need to get some fuckin' sleep!" I tell her.
"Dude, it's only like, 12:00 O Clock at night! You've got plenty of time!" She tells me, raising her voice a bit. Ugh….I really don't feel like arguing with Kyu after the night I just had. I just got a sexy lap dance from a sexy red head. Best night ever.
"Just go ahead, call her up, and set up the second date. Don't play those games dude, You know contrary too popular belief, we women like straightforward men. All that bullshit game playing is just going too piss her off even more. So just call her and set it up, will ya?" I grumble a bit, but I end up doing what she asks of me anyways. Well…As an Italian plumber once said in a legendary video game….. HERE WE GO! ….. Don't as how I know what that is either. I'm never gonna tell you. So shut up.
Two way Call: 12:05 AM ET
Audrey: Who the hell could this be? Hello? Oh wait….lemme guess? Its you isn't it?
James: Hey Audrey, glad you answered, like I knew you would.
Audrey: Yeah yeah, don't do that. I thought we already established that I don't like you like that. So knock that shit off.
James: Fair enough.
Audrey: So why're you calling me at fucking MIDNIGHT. I'm about to go to sleep!
James: Well you wanted me out of there so fast, I never got the chance to set up out second date.
Audrey: I…I never said I wanted you out of there. I just didn't want to feds too throw you out.
James: Well, you kept saying "Get out! Get out Get out!" I assumed you either wanted me to get the boot out of the club… or you wanted me like crazy. Hahahahha!
Audrey: *Growls* Alright look asshole! I don't have time for your games, so get to the point! I'm already at my limits with you James!
James: Ok Ok, what do you want to do next week for our second date?
Audrey: I don't fucking know! Something fun! Maybe go get fucked up…..On some weed? Go to a rave party? Shoot some nice hero-
James: YEAH I'm not into that shit. The party I'd be down for, but drugs….no way. Are you saying you do drugs?
Audrey: Well….sort of? I've already told you once.
James: Is there something your hiding from me Audrey? You can tell me y'know….I won't Judge.
Audrey: As if I need your sympathy you creep! Tch…..I'm not hiding anything. I just….take a couple drugs some times. Some PCP, Weed & Crack. Sometimes even blow…But other than that I do it very sparingly. Nothing too burst your tiny brain over.
James: Alright, fair enough. How about something a little different? Maybe a trip to the water park?
Audrey: The water park?! You just want to see me in a bikini don't you?
James: A man can dream can't he? Hahahahha!
Audrey: Hahahahah! At least you're honest. Alright fine. I'll do you the honor of letting you see me in a bikini. But you BETTER make this worth my while. If I get fuckin' bored, I'm totally leaving you there.
James: How're you gonna get back home? You don't drive do you?
Audrey:… …..OH fuck you.
James: Heheheheh. Then in that case….bring it on Big Red.
Audrey: Oooooh….. I like that comeback. You're a lot smarter than I give you credit for James. Alright then asshole, I'll oblige. Now I need some fuckin' sleep. Niiiiiight.
James: Alright then. I'll talk to you tomorrow at School. Goodnight.
Audrey's Perspective
Huh…. He's quite the flirt isn't he? Maybe THAT'S why he gets smacked all the time. Then again…. You didn't hear that from me. I'll give him this…he certainly knows how to push my buttons. And not just in the wrong ways. If anything…he's at least got me interested in him. Push me too far though….and I will fucking snap on a bitch and bop the fucking shit out of them. Regardless of whether or not they're a man, or a woman!
Though I wonder….. What's the big deal? Why does he flirt with me so much? Most guys are total horn dogs, and that I'm fine with…..but for some reason, I'm fine with him flirting with me….and not fine with it at the same time. Gah, all this bullshit is making me confused as fuck! Fuck him and his stupid games. I'm going to have to break it straight to him that I'm not in the mood for his games. Meaning that I'm just gonna have too let him down easy, or hard. Depends on my mood that day.
James's Perspective
"Alright! The date is successfully set up for next week. We're going to the water park." Kyu smiled at me and jumped on top of me with her arms right over my shoulders.
"Good job rookie! I'm so proud of you! That was amazing! You're making such great progress. You know what we should do too celebrate? A good, old fashioned, complementary fu-" No. Not right now. I cover her mouth and look her DEAD in the eye.
"I. NEED. SLEEP. Piss off and go to bed. You'll get some in the morning." With that I toss her off the bed and begin to drift away too sleep after turning off the light. I gotta say….for once in my life I'm actually having fun with a girl! And it was working. Kyu might've been annoying, but she definitely helped me get Audrey too at least acknowledge me. So I'll cut her some slack in the morning and let her get some good dick.
In the meantime, I rest my head on my pillow, turn out the lights , and go to sleep…..only too be AWOKEN minutes later by Kyu's loud ass SNORING! God even I don't snore as much! Sheesh. Love fairies make the most terrible roomates…..
Anyways the next day I'm up bright & early, and after a good session or two with Kyu…y'know what I'm talking about. I'm not putting you guys through the torture of watching me fuck a flat-chested fairy again.
I take my shower, Style my hair Justin-Bieber style, and get dressed, wearing my striped black & gray muscle shirt, white shoes, and black shorts with a gold chain. I mean….I know I'M obviously not a douche bag. But….The way that douche could dress and his hair….Dude's got dress game. I'm just sayin'.
Anyways, I head out the door and after class, because let's face it you're really there too take peeks at Ms. Yumi's ass all day. In fact…. "So class if you take away the Product of the vectors, the angular momentum of a particle of mass m with respect to a chosen origin is given by the equation, L = mvr sin θ…" She was writing on the board, and I honestly was not paying attention. Because her ass was bending over and boy did it look super-tight. Afterwards she adjusted her bra and I could see it too! It looked like a black lingerie strap bra with pink highlights behind it. This was weird too, but I could see through her shirt, which didn't really cover up much too be honest.
Ok that's enough of me ogling the teacher, Now let's get into the thick of it with a visit to what I do for a living….FOOTBALL!
The University Of Glenberry has a lot of different sports, Soccer, Baseball, Rugbee, Lacrosse, and even Tennis! But one of the biggest and most popular here at GlennU was football! God I love football, I've been trained in it ever since I was a child by my pop!...Who is now dead.
Unfortunately…..ANYWAYS! I'm at practice, I get laced up, put on my uniform, and already once I get out there…. Coach Witthertail is screaming my damn head off.
"MONROE! Get over here son!" He tells me. Coach Witthertail is a gray-haired old fart whose over-weight, and is giving plays and commands on the field? Seriously what is it with fat, old looking white guys and sports these days? Anyone want to explain John Madden maybe?
Anyways… Coach is probably still peeved about my "Un-satisfactory" Performance at practice yesterday, as well as me leaving early. I lied and said that I had a family emergency. You may now have the right too flame me if you want, Just know that I don't give a shit.
"You've been dropping passes, tackling a lot less harder, making some serious fumbles happen, what is goin' on? You been taking drugs or somethin' son? We need you at LAZER focus! You understand that? Now get on that field and get ready to throw down!" I dunno… I couldn't get Audrey out of my mind. But in order to keep my place on the team as the leading linebacker, I had to focus. But then I saw the cheerleaders talking.
As I was taking my two-point stance behind the defensive line of scrimmage, I looked over and saw two of the cheerleaders speaking, then I looked up and saw…. WHAT!? It was fucking Audrey! She was talking with one of them in the stands! The blonde haired bitch with the ponytails! OH … NOW I gotta put on a show for her.
So once one of the guys on the Dawnwood Dynasties team says "Blue 23! Blue 23! SET! HUT HUT!" And everyone blitzes into action, People start tackling each other, and the defensive linemen then guard the main quarterback, who was running like crazy. The guys on the opposite side began too close on him, but I ran up with my quick fuckin' lightning fast speeds….And sacked one of them! I'm sure Audrey liked that, because she was laughing her ass off at their pain….God she's a bitch. But I like her.
After practice, because I'm not going to go into EVERY detail that went into it, I got dressed, and went out to find Audrey, because she wasn't there for nothing. We started walking and talking, and talking, and I noticed something about her… Her hair was different! It was black with blue highlights. That's weird, even for her.
"Did you do something too your hair? It looks…." I hesitated to say anything, because you know her. She's fucking sensitive too practically EVERYTHING. "What? I change my hair every week n' a half. You got a problem?!" Who is she? Ramona Flowers? Anyways…
"No! No….It actually looks really cute. So does that dress." She was wearing a white & blue Dorothy type dress with ringlets at the bottom that were colored in a blue & white pattern as well as mary janes on her feet that were sepia in color. She also had on a nice blue collar with a white blow. It fit her hair style, hell at least she knows how to dress. She looks really cute in this outfit, it's like something out of a fairy tale with her choice of outfits. And she says I'm weird. Granted I liked her dress style, but Come on! She's got a weirder dress style than A Disney Princess who discovered Lord & Taylor. She blushed at me upon saying that, and then looked away.
"Oh…..well…Whatever." C'mon Audrey, you could be a little tamer than that. Don't make it obvious at least….That just allows me more room to do this.
"Aw come now Big red. Pretty soon I'm gonna have too start calling you Big Blue. Or Big Black & Blue. Heheheh." I get behind her and grab her shoulders, keeping up the flirting. She then scowled at me, and turned around, actually angry. "I'LL TURN YOU BLACK & BLUE!" And when I looked at her…..here eyes were red.
And I'm not talking about her pupils….I mean the area outside of her eyes. Was she smoking too much weed? Then why was she so angry? What's her problem?
"Whoa Whoa! Chill out! What's your problem?" I put my hands up and back away slightly. She just scoffed and then walked away from me. The hell was that all about? Is she okay? I scream at her… "Audrey! Where are you going?!" She just said nothing and left… Ok….?
Kyu then jumped from the bushes, wearing a….WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING?! She's wearing some kind of leaf bikini with a rose crown on! Her hair is tied in a ponytail too. "Kyu what are you doing on Campus?! I told you too stay home!" I told her.
"I should say the same thing! What did you do?! I told you not too piss her off!" I didn't! I just joked about calling her Black & Blue because she was wearing Black & Blue! Or at least her hair was black & blue anyways. I didn't do anything! I don't even know what happened!" Kyu then takes out her version of the Huniebee. God knows why. God knows why anything is happening right now!
"Well look at this!" Kyu then puts the Huniebee up too my face and it shows me…. A Heart? A meter?... A heart meter! And it's at 25%.
"You see this?! THIS is the chance you have of sleeping with her. You need to get that meter back up if you want to have any chance of sleeping with her. So call her back and fix this!" She nags me. Like my fucking mom. Ugh….. I do as she asks and call her back. Surprisingly, within 10 seconds she answers.
"Hello?..." Yeesh…..she sounded winded…..And tired…I could feel a slight depression with a hint of remorse in her voice. Almost like she was kind of sad….This totally took me out of my element.
"You…You okay? You don't sound too good." I said to her.
"I'm fine…..Why are you calling me?" She said. She almost sounded like a robot when she said that. Jesus Christ…
"I'm just calling too ask why the hell you bailed on me like that. What's wrong Audrey?" I ask her. Seriously, she sounds…..depressed. Is she bi-polar or something? Maybe it's…..Yeah. That has too be it. We need to have a talk.
"I told you! It's fine!...Look can we just…..go on our date tomorrow? Please….? I have a pounding headache." Wait a minute…..Audrey?! Using the word PLEASE?! Her name, and that Word, should NOT be in the same sentence! Now I know something is wrong. But for the sake of the date….. I shove it to the wayside. For now. "Alright…..I guess I'll see you tomorrow." With that I hang up the phone…
Now it's time for me to get prepared for my date with Audrey to the Water Park, and with that, I put on some red swimming trunks with black at the bottom, grab a towel, and turn around to see Kyu In that same damn bikini from YESTERDAY! And the worst part is…..she's wearing Scuba Gear! I mean what in the actual hell?!
"Kyu! What in the hell do you think you're doing?!" I say too her with an anime angry look on my face. "Sup dude, I'm going scuba diving once we get to the park! Don't you know there are plenty of fishes in the sea for a love fairy? Hehehe!" Always with her and the Jokes isn't it? Ugh….. Jeez Louise.
"Oh, and I'll be monitoring your date with Audrey this time. To make sure you don't fuck this up. If you're lucky, you could get her home on the second Date! But usually, women always end up fucking their men at night. So it'll take at least four dates for you to get her to like you enough so that she'll want to bang you. Sounds like fun right?" She smiled at me. Her smiles were always welcoming and bright for some reason. I felt a nice warmth too them. That's why this time…I'm gonna be a little nice too her and tell it like it is.
"Kyu….I don't really know if that's even my goal anymore. Just too sleep with her." She looked at me with a weird look on her face, y'know that face that Anime characters make when they go "WTF?"
"Uhm….excuse me?" She said, with a weird tone of voice too. "What do you mean?" She asks me. I decide too just let things go and pick up Audrey, by walking past Kyu, and heading out the door. "Nothing. Nevermind."
And so with that, I went over too Audrey's place by Car. She had the tiniest house. It wasn't a super tiny house to the point where it looked like a shed, but it looked like it only had two small floors. But I wasn't here too take a peek inside, I went up to the door, knocked on it. And Audrey answered my call….in the most….ridiculous….swimming outfit ever!
OH MY GOD! It barely covered up anything! I couldn't hold back my snickering, because this is just priceless! "What?...What?!" She kept saying as I was snickering
"Well…it's just that….Your bikini…. It looks like a candy wrapper! AHAHAHAHAHAH!" AAAAAAAND that was met with a slap. She had her eyes closed and I was on the ground with one hell of a burning handprint on my face. My cheeks were so puffy it's like she punched them. "SHUT…UP." Ouch…..
Anyways, we headed to the water park, and the place was brimming with life and color….And WATER! There were kids, girls, their families & Friends, and everyone & their grandmother was here. There were colored slides, food stands, there was a lazy river, it had the works.
I honestly didn't know there was a water park in Dawnwood until I heard about it from Trey. He once took a girl he was out with on a date there. They've also got a beach named Turtle Bay right near the place. Good thing this was the weekend. It's a nice & beautiful day out too. And even though Audrey's bikini was absolutely absurd….. She looked hotter than ever.
"OH SHIT! I forgot my sunscreen!" She said, sifting through her bag like crazy to try and find it.
"Ah jeez….hold on, I got somethin' too hold you over." I reach into my own bag, stuff it into a locker that I paid damn near $2 for, and take out a bottle of SPF 50.
"Is this SPF 50? That's the only kind of sunscreen that meshes well with my skin." She says to me. She also had radiant, nearly PERFECT Skin. Seriously I could not praise this girl enough on her looks. The only physical trait I don't like about her is the fact that she's fuckin' tiny, Or at least compared to me. I'm like 5'10. She's 5'2 at the most.
"Yeah it's SPF 50. Here take it. Use it all day if you want." I don't really need it. I'm already tan enough as it is.
"Thanks I guess….So…what are we going to do first?" She folded her arms, and looked at me, wondering what we were going to do next. I simply smile a mischievous smile at her….and then I pick that bitch up Bridal style! "Wha- Hey!" She says to me.
"We're going to have a lot of fun. Isn't that what you're all about?" I told her. "Yeah! But not like this! Put me down!" She then shook her arms back and forth and had this adorable look on her face. I simply shook my head no, and headed on out to the slides.
First slide went completely downhill, and it was at least 200-300 feet off the air, heading straight down at a 76 degree angle. Audrey was up first, And MAN did she look scared shitless. She whimpered and looked down at the slide, which I imagined looked like she was high off of the earth's surface in the sky. It's like jumping off the diving board in cartoons.
"Mmmhhmhm…..Do I have to go first?!" She said while looking back at me.
"Well you were next in line, so go ahead! It won't be that bad!" I'm going to help her out a bit, I then wrap my arms around her waist, causing her too blush and look back at me.
"Wh-what the hell do you think you're doing?!" She said while still nervous as all hell. "Helping you get a leg up! See you at the bottom!"
"Wait WHAT?!" With that, I tossed down the slide and sent screaming as she flung off of the slide's bottom arch and into the water, with me following shortly after. HOLY SHIT that was awesome. Audrey then came up from the water, and tried splashing the hell out of me.
"YOU ASSHOLE!" She screamed. I just laughed it off. "I was scared shitless!"
"Oh come on Audrey, you gotta admit, that was fun. Plus you can't stay scared of water slides forever." I told her.
"I wasn't scared of the fucking slide!...I'm…..terrified of heights alright." She folded her arms and looked away from me. I just went up behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist, while giving her a nice smile and a wink.
"Well I think you just got over your fear Big Red." She looked back at me with a glare, which quickly changed into a smile. She never took her eyes off of me for a second. "Let's just get out of here before I smack you." Heh. I knew it. She totally digs me….This date might actually go a lot better than I thought it would.
Well I hope you guys enjoyed that chapter! Oh and from now on, whenever you see italics in the middle of dialogue, that's Kyu talking and breaking the fourth wall too make a joke. So your welcome. Next chapter might come out tomorrow! Stay Tuned! ;3