Hey guys! So I'm only able to upload at the most, one to two chapters every week now. I'm pretty busy most of the time. So let us not waste any time and get right into the chapter shall we? Oh, and thank you all again so much for the views! I'm almost at 1,500! =D I must also apologize if you're not a fan of the word "Nigga". As that is said quite a few times in this chapter.
A love fairy's job is to make a man into a sex machine, a chick magnet, a lover of all kinds of women, as they are the purveyors of Passion, Flirtation, Romance, Talent, Sensitivity, and most of all, Sexuality. With every person a Love fairy comes into contact with, they become more attached too women of all kinds, from all walks of life. Some might be total bitches, others can be absolute sweethearts. Some can be talented, and others can be total losers. Whatever the challenge, a love fairy is up for it, dedicated too turning any man, into an everyman. But not all relationships end on a happy note. Some are sweet like chocolate, others are sour…and they explode like War heads. And if you eat too damn much, you get this pain on your tongue that stings like a bitch, which is why Love Fairies don't mess around when it comes to their jobs. A love fairy's job is to get men laid, not help them fall in love. Or at least….that's what our little pink-haired, green eyed love fairy tells us.
After the last relationship, Kyu felt as though her job was finally complete, but the victory was really bittersweet. It ended so horribly, that she felt unfulfilled after what went down. Wanna know what happened? Read the last chapter! No time for a recap! Let's get busy! …. Too many sexual innuendos I know. But that's only the beginning. Let's find out what Kyu's up too.
Kyu's Perspective
UGH…. fuck me. After last night I couldn't even sleep. I take a chance on one guy, and he ends up being a total douchebag to the girl I set him up with. I mean, it's not like he wasn't a total fuckin' douche before, but cheating on the girl your with?! DAMN. Is he for fuckin' real? Ah….at least the girl he cheated with wasn't like Flat-Tits McGee. Who's still a total bitter bitch by the way. After what happened last night… I needed a drink. So before I leave Dawnwood to go back to the Sky Garden, I hit up the bar and slip into my favorite disguise. I just slip on a fedora too hide my pink hair. I didn't really feel like wearing my brown hair because it reminded me of…. Yeah. So I pop into the bar, take a seat, and then just order a nice Mojito, nothing like the taste of Rum, Lime Juice and that good ol' minty fresh green to get you goin' after a bad break. Am I right?...Anyone?... No?...
"Well hey there little lady, haven't I seen you around here before?" That's the bartender talking. His name is Todd. I see it on his nametag. Who the hell wears a nametag at the bar? This isn't fucking Shoprite! It's a BAR. Eh, who cares? I'm too baked to give a shit right now.
"Yeah I was in here once before. Can I get a Mo' please?" I ask Todd nicely. Even though I'm pretty bummed about what happened…. I still keep a nice attitude. It's better to be nice all the time. Don't wanna end up like the Mega Bitch.
"Oh uhhhh sure. You come here often?" He asks me while cleaning out a natural glass. You know…. He is kind of cute. And I could try and get some from him. No doubt he'd be into me if he's asking me this many questions.
"Not as much as I should…. The Lucifer juice keeps bringing me back I'm afraid." I say back to him with a sort of seductive tone in my voice. It made him tense up a bit. He just got even cuter.
"Oh…Really? So you can hold your liquor then?" He asks me.
"Oh more than you know… "Todd"." I tell him with a slight giggle. Time to rile him up. Flirtation powers Activate!
"Interesting, I know another girl that comes around here often. She's a beautiful blonde chick with some amazing hooters. I think she might be a porn star, but I'm not sure." A porn star?! I gotta find this gi- ….Wait….
"Did you say blonde chick? AND Porn Star?" I know who she is. Hey writer! When are we gonna get too the porn star with the amazing knockers?!
"Yeah I did. She's a total MILF. But I'm not supposed to say that. She was quite the flirt too." Oh really?
"I see. Well I can see why she would flirt with you. You're a cutie patootie." I give him a nice wink, then he blushes at me.
Next thing you know, we're sharing a couple drinks minutes later once he gets on break, we're in a bathroom, in a stall, having sex, he's inside, I'm tripping the fuck out, my eyes roll inside my head, I start to see my favorite stripper from the club as a…. LOVE FAIRY?! Then I wake up in my room. Fuck what happened last night? Seriously, the fuck did I do? I didn't even party at all last night, I had only a few drinks… I SWEAR. And I just had sex with ONE GUY. He must've been bucking the fuck out of me, he's lucky right? If he pounded me with his bucking bronco so hard that I can hardly remember what the fuck I did last night…. Then he's a keeper. Definetly gonna have too fuck him again sometime. I lean up on my bed, and realize I'm in my jammies this time, but my panties are down with my bottoms at my legs. I must've gone to bed with a nudie mag in between them. I rub my head for a bit and look at the time, of course I was back in sky garden, but I had to change my tune for a bit…. Because at this point in the day…. Things were about to go from Lit….TO SHIT.
All of a sudden, my phone rings. I pick up the little bee and see it's my boss, Venus. "Hello?" I ask her over the phone. "Ah, My goddess! It's so nice to see you… Sorry I didn't answer last night. I was kinda…. Gettin' it in if ya' know what I'm sayin'." I tell her.
Her tone sounded kind of… displeased. So I kinda frowned at that. Did I not do my job right? Was my reputation tarnished?! What happened?! Then I remember….. THE DOUCHEBAG. He cheated on his girlfriend, the mega-bitch!
"Oh…you want too see me right now?..Sure….I'll be there in a sec. Bye…" I hand up the phone and cry anime tears of comedic sadness. I then take a DEEEEEP breath in…..
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUCK!" *Phew* I think that woke up my neighbors… That felt good.
"OOOOOHHH That fucking douchebag! He totally messed up my career! I bet she's going to fire me! FUCKING HELL! RRRGGH! No time too waste though, better get to the castle and explain the sitch! Calm down Kyu, you're a big girl, you can handle it. You got this!" After the little pep talk, I slipped on my Aurora outfit, you know the pink & blue one? Gotta switch it up sometime. I don't always have to wear my Fairy Uniform. And I head straight for Venus's castle. Once I land right in front of it, things look normal, the guards are still there…. I wonder what can I do too these guys this time? I land right in front of them and…. OOH! I know! I make a sharpie appear in my hands thanks too that fairy magic, GOD it feels good to have magic. And I draw on their faces. I think I drew a dick on one of their cheeks! HAH!
"Hey! You guys look like you've had a "Hard" Day." I say to the guards followed by a giggle. No reaction.
"Maybe you guys should chill out, you're looking a little Flaccid." Another giggle. I got puns for days son. Keep trying me with those "No Reactions". I know inside they're dying too move.
"So…. Are you guys gonna let me through or?..." At this point I don't care. They move their giant golden axes from in front of my face and let me through. Finally!
"Thanks guys! You both look like your self-esteem is too low today. Next time try to "Get it up" For me. Hahah!" I walk right past them… I think I heard one of them saying….
"Her puns are cringe-worthy…." "Don't question it. They always do that." Bitch I'll show you cringe-worthy.
Venus's Perspective
It seems Kyu has a bit to own up too. You see…. I've been monitoring her progress on earth. It seems something's come up… something that has never happened before. She's helped someone fall in love. And that has made things rather…. Complicated. At least for her. Since the first relationship she established didn't work out…. I'll have to see too it that the next one does.
Kyu enters my throne room with my lovely Kami at my side. As a free woman I can't help but be drawn too her figure. So luscious and buxom, and yet so…dorky and reserved. She's positively charming. Kamadeva bows before Kyu and Kyu bows before me on one knee.
"My lady." She says to me while bowing. "You may rise young fairy. We have business too take care of." I tell her while raising my staff.
"So….i'm not in trouble am I? Because if I am let me explain! I had no idea the bastard would che-" I cut her off.
"Kyu! You're not in any trouble. I'm simply here too commend you on a job well done. But there is something I'd like to address with you." There is a serious matter. One that Kyu has yet to address. It seems the only way she operates is by a sexual dependency only. But… that is about to change.
"Oh… Well thanks! I try my lady. But what's up?" She looks up at me while I get off of my throne.
"Kamadeva…." I tell my brown-haired servant. She looks back at me blushing and says… "Uhm..Yes M'lady?" She says back to me. I compliment her with an innocent boob grab from behind. "Could you be a dear and fetch Kyu's next assignment for me? She needs to learn her next lesson." I say too her.
"Ahhaahhh….y-yes my lady!" She moaned. I could hear it clear as day. I let her go though and give her a nice little pat on the buttocks, causing her too scurry away like an adorable little mouse. She's so cute. But then I turn my attention back too Kyu.
"Learn….my lesson? What lesson? I thought you said I wasn't in trouble?" She asks me. "You're not. But as a love fairy, you've got a long way to go before you understand your purpose." I begin to tell her.
"Whaddya mean? I thought a love fairy's purpose was to give the fuckboys of the world some poon? Isn't that our job?" True that is a very big part of it. In fact bigger than most of the other parts of the job…but there's much…MUCH more to it than that.
"It is true that a love fairy's main purpose is mostly sexual. But throughout history our purpose has not just been too turn man into a woman's desire, there's more to it that goes into uniting a man and a woman." So with that being said, Kami came back with her next assignment in the form of a blue orb that reveals her next target.
"You see…. Women are attracted too many things. Some are turned on by wealth, others are turned on by physical appearance, some are turned on by morals, and others are turned on by intelligence. But one thing that women LOVE more than anything… is Talent. Talent is a big player within the world of attraction & affection. And Talent is more than just having a skill or… being in a special group of people that can do amazing things, Talent is the ability to stay true to your integrity and take action on the things that you can do most of, and it doesn't have to be a skill or trait that is specifically for you." I say to her.
The blue orb in front of her started to glow and revealed a music note inside of it, all while revealing her next assignment. A strapping young man with caramel skin, black hair, blue eyes, and an affinity for hipster clothing.
A bead of sweat dropped down Kyu's forehead…. "My next assignment is a hipster dude?... I hate hipsters! They think they're so smart and shit. Like, here's a genuine hipster for ya!"
And then she goes on about how pompous and full of themselves hipsters are. "Oh look at me, I'm a hipster, I know things about music and underground Alt-Rock and stuff! I'm a social media expert! I drink Dawnbrew on a regular basis! UHN!"
"Kyu he's not a hipster. He's a talented Gentleman named Trey. He's your next target. Through him you'll learn your next lesson." I fold my hands behind my back after saying that.
"What lesson?! Is this because of that James guy cheating on Audrey?! I had nothing to do with that Lady Venus I swear." She holds her hands up.
"No Kyu. This is something you must learn. Though you are better than most of the love fairies who work for me, there's things you still need to know. You tend to learn a lot better on your own, so I'm sending you off on another little job for me. Make me proud this time ok?" I grab her chin with my hand. She just gives me this un-amused look on her face.
"…. You're punishing me aren't you?" And with that I send her and Kami on their way. "Teehee. Maybe, maybe not. You'll have to find out by yourself. You're both dismissed." Kyu bows before me and then leaves the room. Kami also turns to leave. Buuuuut… I can't go without messing with her at least once. Oh I know I'm such a tease, but she's so much fun to mess with I can't help myself! Hmhmh.
"Oh and Kamadeva?... " I ask her before she leaves the room.
She simply turns to me and says… "Yes my goddess?" She says back to me, looking at me with her adorable pink eyes. "Come too my room later. I have a very… special job for you." I give her a little seductive smile. Was I coming onto her?...That's up to you to decide. She just blushed at me and gulped. "Uhm…Alright My lady! I'd be glad too." For some reason that actually excited me. I say…. I think I might have a fancy for her.
"Oh just run along now. We'll talk about it later." She then makes a mad dash for the exit. She's like an adorable pearl white mouse. And she's my pet too play with. It pays to be a goddess doesn't it?
Kyu's Perspective
Can someone tell me what the FUCK just happened? What did she mean when she said "I have a lesson to learn?" Is she talking about something I missed during training? If that's it, then she shouldn't be blaming me! She should blame those hacks that call themselves teachers! They are the ones who can't do they're fucking jobs right. Anyways, I got a job to do, so maybe this is a chance to redeem myself! I mean… it's got to be a punishment if I'm dealing with a …. UGH….HIPSTER. I mean in all my years on earth, Hipsters are just the worst types of people. They're all so pompous and they're such smartasses! They think they know everything that we normal people don't. But it's not true! I know more than you'd ever know in a lifetime buddy! Anyways, I put on my fairy uniform and switch out of my Aurora outfit…. Mmmmmeeehhhh that outfit is so cuuuuute too. But I take off into the sky, fly down too Dawnwood and greet Mr. Rising Sun. For once it's a beautiful day outside! Boy do I love to wake up too some Morning woo- I mean sunshine! Anyways, I open up my phone, and I realize something…..
"HEY WAIT! He's already in the Huniebee! What the fuck?" Seems I tracked him from before? But how? My Huniebee was linked to James's phone in order to track his progress. So it must've automatically registered this guy's presence in my own…Seems legit.
Trey's Perspective
Settin' the mood up real quick… going too 0 to a hunnid…..I'm in my apartment studio, which contains all that follows, a small livin' room with a TV, Jumbo-Size, and I'm talkin' at least 64-inches on that bitch. A nice rug too complement the space complete with a large black, Sutton sofa, a vase with a plant in it for ambience, an art & recording space to the side of it with my equipment, and that's just for my DJ tracks that be blowin' up clubs on the south side of Dawnwood, a Kitchen, A bathroom, a laundry room, and of course my bedroom, filled with some skater décor, cause I just love dat shit. As well as some musical posters of some of my biggest idols, no one special, just Nas, King Hova Jay-Z, Chief Keef, DJ Pound, Meltraxx, Steve Aoki, Sirah… and if y'all couldn't tell I'm pretty damn big on music. Which is why I'm at my turntables right now…. Gettin' it in by spittin' dis fire. Watch.
"Mixmaster on som' real shit.
Shipped out to the circus? I ain't a bitch.
I rock the beats better than the rest.
Write it on paper, man put me too the test!
This right here is the catch-up
0 to 100, nigga ham it up.
That's what she does, when the sun rise
Dawnwood such a beauty make a nigga cry.
I'm a believer in Smash n' Ride, but I can still love you until the day you die
I think I need a bonnie too my self-Clyde, a girl that blows me up, bombshell certified.
But they say that love is a Two-way street, that's why our paths cross, and then they meet.
So when I turn it on, I ask myself, do I play? And If I do, will things end the same way?"
CUT. THAT'S A WRAP.
I take off my headphones because I hear my phone go off. I was just mixin' in a beat too. The soundwaves felt so right and the treble clef was bumpin' somewhere in between one of those bars. Looks like it'll have to wait though. I see my alarm go off and it looks like it's time for me to get it in at school. I've got more band practice. Who knows? I might see my homie James there again. Haven't seen that nigga in days. Where is he? Is he ignoring me? Shit. Make a nigga feel unimportant why dontcha? Eh… I'm sure he's goin' through some shit himself. I mean…. I've got my own shit too worry about too. So I guess that's the least of my worries. But after I stop my alarm…. My phone rings AGAIN. What the hell yo? Can't a nigga fuckin' get dressed in peace? Damn.
So I answer it…and it's my Ex. Tamisha. See… I come from Brooklyn New York. And there was a lot of history there between me & my old girl Tamisha. We sort of had a bad falling out…one that I regret every day.
"Yo, this is Trey. Who dis?...Yeah…. Yes I did! I payed it off Tammy what you want from me?... I already told you, I'm not about to let that stop me. Besides …..you didn't want me there anyways." Next thing you know, I get a bunch a' yellin' in my fuckin' ear. Man ain't nobody got time fo' dat. So I try to calm her down, cause y'know….she likes to argue n' shit. I don't feel like explaining right now… So please just roll with it a'ight?
"Yes! I know! Will you let me talk for a second?! Damn. Look, look, look. I swore to you I'd come back one day and pick up Daequan. I know he needs a father, but right now things are complicated. And you know that. Don't be gettin' on my nerves because of the path that I've chosen. Especially when this wasn't even my fault." AAAAAND more yelling….. fuck this. I just hang up on 'er. Sorry, but I cannot deal with her bullshit right now.
So I just get on my clothes, my fedora hat, my Black shirt with long sleeves that stop at my elbows, I slip on my black undershirt that goes with my long sleeve top and adjust a white tie too match, and I put on my jeans & shoes. Just like that, I'm out the door.
Once I drive straight too school, I'm headed straight for the library too chill before class. Hopefully run into my homie James, but I haven't seen him since he peeped a look at dat' flat chested girl. Strangely enough….. a stack of books plops onto the table in front of me when I sit down. And I'm approached by a girl with another flat chest? Yo what is this? Flat Chest Friday? Ain't even no girls switchin' bodies…. Oh wait that's Freaky Friday….. Eh… They both sound freaky too me.
"Oh Hi there! Sorry I got a lot of books, I hope these don't take up the entire space of the table?" She says to me. She's got pretty green eyes, black hair tied up in a pony tail, a white & pink fedora hat, and a black Jacket with a white shirt underneath…. Honestly if it wasn't for her girly voice I'd think she was a dude. Or even worse…. A Trans. Not that I have anything against Trans peeps. I'm just sayin'.
"Uhhhh… nope. It's coo'. You good." I tell her.
"So uhhhh…. What're you doin' here in the library so early? You just come up here too chill or what?" She asks me.
"Yeah I always come in here to chill & listen to mah music. You come up here too read? Cause you got fatter stacks than Rossy." If you can guess which rapper I referenced, you deserve bonus points.
"Oh yeah totally! I mean, sure me being a hipster and all I just love to read, gain knowledge…" She goes on and on.
"You're a hipster?" I take off my headphones and look at her.
"You're not?" She asks me.
"Uhhhh….no?" We just stare at each other awkwardly…then she tosses the books away.
"Oh thank god I don't have to read anymore…… OH! Well then, fuck these books and hipsters am I right?" She says with a sweat drop dropping down her forehead.
"What?" "What?" We say back too each other.
"Ooooooook? So you don't like books?" I ask her raising my eyebrow.
"No, I really just came over here because I thought you were cute." Oh shit, that escalated quickly.
"Ohhh…Uhhh…Well…I…Uhhhh…" Damn she got me blushin'. Shit… It's because it's so damn awkward! What do I say?
"Sorry If I threw you off for a second, but I think I have an idea. Allow me to introduce myself first, The name's Kyu." She says to me. Kyu?
"What is that? Japanese?"
"MY NAME IS NOT JAPANESE!" She roars at me while making an angry face.
"Alright girl, chill! Dayum. I'm sorry it just sounds Japanese." Stereotypes people?... Stereotypes. Yeah.
"Well I'm not. It's just really aggravating sometimes when people make fun of my name. They either say it's weird or… "OHH Are you from Japan or something?" GOD. It's so annoying." She says while looking away.
"Well sorry about that. I didn't mean to insult. Trust me I know how it feels to be profiled too." I really do. When you're a black man in America like me, you go through some shit. Shit that I can't talk about without being racist.
"You're not very good with your words are you?" She looks at me with a displeased look on her face.
"Hey! Whatcha mean?! " I raise my voice a bit, this girl is startin' too irk me a bit.
"You're not very good with your words…especially in front of girls….Your perfect! I'll see you later. VERY soon. I gotta go right now, but we'll meet again. BYE!" And then she leaves? Like that?! DA FUCK?! Ugh….. I honestly don't know what just happened. But part of me feels… it can't be good.
Once again I apologize for the constant racial slurs used (If you consider them racial slurs when used in the context that they were in.) Plz don't hate me ;w;