Ok I'll try to make this chapter relatively shorter than the other chapters because not too much happens in it, But it's still gonna be a fun time nonetheless! And we get too meet one of my favorite girls in this chapter, Kyanna Delrio! So I hope you guys like it! ;3 And once again thank you so much for the support, almost 10 followers and 2,000 views! Keep being Awesome!
Trey's Perspective
Ok in all my years at Dawnwood, hell even in all my years back home in Brooklyn, I've never seen a girl just talk & walk away before as fast as that pink-haired girl just did. What was going on? And what did she mean "You're not very good with words?"? Like what? She better learn not to get it twisted. Then again I wasn't exactly cool throughout the ordeal.
She threw me for a loop when she said I was cute, and it's not like I have no experience talkin' to women. I get mad bitches….I… Just don't know how to keep 'em. It's a bit difficult for me for some reason. I don't know why. But that's not even the worst part. She said she'll see me later! Is this girl gonna stalk me or some shi-
"Uhm…Are you okay?" Huh? A nerdy voice just greeted me. It sounds all weak and fragile n' shit. I then look up, and it's one of mah boys. I see a red-haired dude with black glasses on just like me, wearing a white button-up shirt with a bowtie & black buttons, as well as black jeans and black converse chucks. He was pretty thin and scrawny lookin', got a white chocolate Steve Urkel feel to 'im. This guy's name is Devin McAllister. He's the nerdiest dude I ever done seen. I shake my head and then hold it with one hand cupping mah fo' head.
"Oh shit….must've spaced out for a sec. Sup Dev'? You good?" I walk up and give the dude a bro-shake. He sorta winced a bit, but ultimately he said… "Yeah I guess. I came up here to study for a bit. I was pretty busy in class earlier." He says.
"A'ight bruh. Take it easy." With that I give him another handshake, and he heads into the library section. I don't hang out with him or nothin' like that, but if he needs help or something with sayyyyy….. SOCIAL issues. I got 'im. Anyways….
My day went pretty good at school, I had band class, which was always fun. My passion has always been music, ever since I was a boy. I've always had dreams of becoming a big Rapper who fuses EDM with Hip-Hop seamlessly. And so far I've been doin' it! I'm known around Dawnwood as "Mixmaster Trey". I be blowin' up the clubs & hoppin' the DJ booths nightly & daily. I make music and distribute it too major labels outside of Dawnwood too! I'm lookin' to make it big! Around here they call me the next Deadmau5 or Deorro. Give me… Ten years and I'll be signed with a deal. I'm an expert at playing the trumpet, but I really like the guitar, piano & bass. I play the trumpet in band class & I always have a fun time doin' it. Next time this year and YES I was jokin' 'bout dat "Ten Years" Shit. I'll be well into my thirties by that time! I'll be livin' a life of sitting on my ass on couch days watching Access Hollywood while eating a bowl o' ramen out of my cup by then.
You see I'm a firm believer in health, fitness, and livin' life doin' what you love RIGHT. THE FUCK. NOW. And that's why for the next scene I'm about to hit up the gym. After school's done, I head straight home! I put on a white- beater T-shirt, some sweatpants & slip on a beanie for some Gym time. Getting' ready to kill it while lookin' damn fine doin' it. And I mean… DAMN FINE. I mean, I'm not vain or nothin'. But sometimes you gotta admire the greatness in you when you look in the mirror….
"*whistles*…..Trey. Trey. Trey…You look good enough to eat mah nigga!... Mhm…MHM!..." I was lookin' pretty good. I'm fit, got muscles on my muscles, and I'm a hot ass black man. Also how many black guys do you know of that can pull of blue eyes? But I suddenly look to my left and…. "*Insert Cartoon Sound Effect Here* Mind If I have a taste?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" YO! What the fuck?! There's like this pink-haired fairy girl on the front end of mah bed! How'd she get here?! What the hell is she wearing?! I stumble back on my ass and back up onto my dresser.
"Who the fuck is you?! Why you in mah room!? Da fuck is goin' on!? Yo, get out before I call the cops-" I keep saying in a panic before things get any weirder.
"Hold your horses! Just hear me out for a second, you'll be GLAD I showed up! Remember this adorable pink haired face?" She gets up off of my bedside and starts walking towards me. I adjust my glasses and squint my eyes….NAH…IT CANT BE?!
"KYU?!...Is that YOU?!" I ask her. "Yep!" She then does one of the weirdest things ever… She slams her foot against my dresser right next to my face! I can see her panties yo! WHAT IN THE NAME OF NICKI'S BIG ASS TITTIES IS GOIN' ON?!
"D'ah! Wh-what are you doing?!" I ask her…. I feel like that one dude I saw from a picture of him and this blue-haired girl. Dat nigga was cowerin' in freak mode. And not the good kinda "Freak" Either. It's dat "WTF" kinda freak.
"Yep! That's me! I'm Kyu, the girl you met at the library. And YOU my friend are my next client. Your probably wondering, "Kyu, what up with the fairy wings n' shit? Dat shit is freaky as hell mah boiiiiii." …I do NOT fucking talk like that. I make an angry face and yell at her. "STOP TALKING LIKE THAT! IT'S IRKIN! AND WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING IN MAH ROOM?!"
"Good question! I'm glad you asked! I'm a love Fairy if you couldn't tell, and since our conversation was SOOOOOO totally awkward. I decided to help you out with the ladies!" She seriously didn't just say that.
"Well thanks, but I'm pretty damn good wit' the ladies! I got plenty o' pussy on my own.?" I tell her while straightening my glasses.
"Oh really? Then tell me how many dates you've been on?!" Ehhhh…my eyes twitched. There have been SOME….but not a whole lot. Just some.
"Oh I mean y'know….an….amount. Like at least….. 15 or 20. I've had three girl friends in the past….soooooo-" I say too her before she cuts me off.
"Oh my god it's worse than I thought isn't it?" YOU SAID THAT LIKE 4 CHAPTERS AGO!
"What?! Now you listen here-" She puts one finger too my lips.
"Don't worry! Even though you dress like a Hoodlum, I'm gonna do my very best to get you laid! You're a tall, cute drink of chocolate milk, so I should have no problem molding you into a REAL man! Let's just say you'll be one of my greatest challenges yet….." OH. OOOOOHHHH BITCH YOU GOT IT TWISTED.
"IRK LEVELS…..RISING….." My head starts steamin'…..literally. Like steam literally comes out of my ears. My face turns red and I forehead flex mah veins out so much they my burst or pop.
"You okay dude?... Your lookin' a little red around the Adam's Apple." She says too me. And then in a sudden burst of cartoonish rage.
"I AM NOT A HOODLUM! AND I DON'T NEED HELP WITH WOMEN! I GET PLENTY OF BOOTY ON MAH OOOOOOOWN!" ….. Damn. The house turned upside down.
Ok so once I chilled out, I was fine. Usually I don't get so riled up. Girl didn't even let me speak! Shit. Let a nigga talk next time. So I grabbed some juice from mah fridge, sipped on it, and everything was cool after dat.
"Sorry 'bout the meltdown, I'm usually chill as a mothafucka." I take a sip. "But don't call me a hoodlum, there's a stigma associated with that-" She cuts me off AGAIN?!
"The stigma that black people are nothing more than troublesome hoodlums committing crimes of violence & constantly living in poverty?" I look at dis bitch like I done see a ghost or some shit.
"How'd you know that?!" I ask her. "Dude I've been on this earth a lot longer than you have. Trust me, I know things. And I said you dress like a hoodlum. Not you ARE one. Know the difference." I was about to correct her…. But then I thought about it….. Yeah she right.
"Alright you good. And I'm sorry 'bout blowin' up on you." I look at her while folding my arms. "It's cool dude. No harm done." She gives me a pleasant, warm ass smile. She's pretty cute for a love fairy. I mean…. She a'int got nothin' up-top. But dat BOOTY DOE….. SSSSSSSSSSSHHH… WHOOOO! Damn. Lord have mercy. God must've baked that cake for a while. Shit.
"Soooo why are you here again?" I ask her. "Duh! Didn't you hear me before? It's MY job to get guys like you laid. I'm here to help you out with the ladies. It's just…what I do." I raised my eyebrow like she lyin'. "I don't mean to be rude or anything…. But what da hell is a love fairy?"
"Good question, I'm glad you asked. As I said before, my job is to get you laid, but not just with one girl, with MANY girls. And I'll have you know I've got quite the track record. All of my clients are walking babe magnets now, so I can guarantee you'll become a %100 bonafide stud. As long as you promise me… ONE thing."
She got me raisin' my eyebrow too much. Better not be no shady ass shit goin' on. "Alright….and…..what's that?" She breathed inwards….. "BE PROFESSIONAL!" AND she yelled at me. Damn I can't get women to stop yellin' in mah ear. What's up with that, seriously? "Uhm….. mind tellin' me what that means?" She got in my face, grimaced, and grabbed me by the shoulders. "It MEANS you do as I tell you. Not as you want too. I'm here to get you laid! Not help you find your "Special One" Or help you "Fall in love." Got it?! That's it! Nothing else!"
"Then why are you called a love fairy? Shouldn't you be called a "Sex Fairy" Instead?" I ask her, she has a surprised look on her face, the one with the big ass circles. "I….Uh….. I don't….know…..?" She pondered over it for a few seconds…. "That is a good point though…."
"Well when you figure it out Kyu, tell me. Aight so what it do. What're we doin'?" She quacked and looked at me funny. Causing alarm with a duck face on my own. "…..What?" I asked her. " Why do you talk like that?" She asked me. "Like what?!" I respond back to her with a pissed off look on my face, like one of the anime characters you see in Japanese cartoons 'n shit.
"I swear you people have like… NO concept of grammar at all. Not to be racist or anything but could you talk….I don't know… NORMAL?" She put her hands on her hips and I KNOW THIS BITCH A'INT MAKIN' FUN OF MY ACCENT!
"Can we just get this show on the road before I have to slap a bitch?!" I roar at her. Jeez Louise she's annoying.
She puts her hands up and says "Ok ok! Sorry jeez. I'm just saying that shit won't fly around the hotties out there. You need to speak in a way they can understand you!" She says back to me.
"I THINK they can understand me just fine! And I told you…I don't need help getting' the bitches. I get mad bitches." I say to her while putting my hands behind my head.
"Tell that too the "Amount" of dates you've been on. Let's not beat around the boner over here." She then holds up a blue cell phone like device. "Eh? What's that" I ask her. "It's a handy-dandy little device called the "Huniebee 4.0"! It's handy for tracking down several girls, analyzing they're personalities and traits, It's cool for a bunch of stuff! Here, I want you to synchronize it with your phone." Synchronize? What does that mean? "Just bring your phone up to mine."
So I do so. I put my phone in front of hers, and automatically, somehow it registers all of my information in there. My birthday, my taste in liquor, my favorite season, everything! This is a CREEPY gadget if I ever saw one…. But kinda nifty.
"Ooooook. Now what?" I ask her raising my eyebrow for like the ump-teenth time. "NOW it's time to go out and talk too some broads! So I've done some scouting across Dawnwood, and I've chosen several places that-" I'm goin' nowhere but the gym. So I cut her ass right off.
"Hol' up. I'm goin' to the fitness club. I gotta get my workout in." I tell her. "That's perfect! Plenty of hot chicks go to the gym! So let's get going!" Then she…. Comes behind me and groups my man-boobies?! I mean- NOT Man BOOBIES, more like…pecs? Pecs! Yeah I got pec-muscles for days!
"AHH! What're you doing?!" I ask her for a quick second. "Duh! We've got to get started! No time to waste pal! I'll discuss payment later! Now let's TAKE OFF!" Then with a gleeful smile across her face, she spreads these THICK ASS fairy wings and takes off while holding me above the sky! Yo I don't like heights!
"AAAAHHH! Eyyo get me the fuck down! I'm no good with heights!" She just looks down at me and says. "Oh stop being such a baby! This'll be more fun! WHEEEEEEEE!" And then we continue our way too the fitness Club while the entire time my ass is screamin' worse than a goat on a rollercoaster. Later on at the Fitness club…
Kyanna's Perspective
*Phew!* First thing you see when you enter the gym is me pumping some iron! I REALLY love to lift in this place! It works the chest muscles and gets the blood pumping! It can also really work your shoulders if you do the right workout. I guess that's why I have such big… *clears throat* "Chest muscles". Hehehehe! Hiiii! My name is Kyanna! At 21 years, I'm the oldest sibling in my family out of two brothers and three sisters. I work part time as a hairdresser, but I spend most of my time at the gym getting super fabulous. I like to keep fit and stay pretty, because one day, I'm going to be a famous celebrity. Bet on it! I'm aiming to become a famous singer. Or maybe an actress! Or a model! I haven't really decided yet.
So I'm working my ass off in the gym, sweating like a pig. That's the only bad part of the gym, it makes you sweat horribly! But then again, sweating brings out your natural pores. So It's sort of a win-win. Anyways, right after I finish my session on the Bench Press, by the way I can bench AT LEAST 150 pounds. WHOOP WHOOP! Go girl! I see a friendly, familiar face. My good friend Tiffany!
"Yo! I didn't expect to see you here Tiffany? What's up?" I ask her just as she comes walking up too me! In case you guys weren't paying attention, she's the pretty little blonde girl with the pigtails.
"Yeah, my English lit class was canceled. So I came here! Just trying to make good use of the time." She says. I assure you Tiff it's time well spent! That actually reminds e of something….
"Hey listen, Thanks SOOOO much for watching Phillip the other day. It means a lot too me! And I know it was last minute…."
Yeah about that…. I'm KIND OF a lone mom. You see I had a kid at the age of 20. I'm 21 now, but I had a child at the age of 20. The father isn't really in my life right now, we kinda agreed that it wouldn't workout and we separated. Leaving me… kind of on my own with Phillip. He's my son and I love him TO DEATH. He can be sort of a handful at times, trust me. But honestly, he's a good kid. I know it to be true. Tiffany might've had some trouble with him though, so I just had to thank her last minute. I still owe her a paycheck after all!
Trey's Perspective
Damn, we FINALLY landed on ground! That was some intense shit… This is why I hate to fly on planes. Yo as soon as I touch dat grooooound…..WHOO! Ya boy was kissin' it and praisin' the lord like never before!
"Oh sweet ground! Thank you! Thank the lord above for sweet ground!" I know I look like a wuss, but I'm scared of heights I can't help it! Kyu was just sitting there laughing. "Dude come on! It was just the sky! Hahahahah!"
Angry face, on. "Eyyo shush! The sky is the devil! A nigga could die up there!" I yell at her. A question mark appeared over her head. "…Why do you use that word? Isn't that a racial slur?" She asks me.
"What? Wh-… No! Listen, NiggA…. Is not the same thing as nig-" She put her hand over my mouth. "SSSHHHH! Don't say that! Fanfiction might remove us for racial profiling!" What?
I begin to say to her in a muffled voice. "Girl what the fuck are you talkin' bout?" She removes my hand from my mouth and says… "Ohhh nothing. Never mind." And then she compliments what she said with a smile.
"Ugh… Look, the "N-word" And the "Other N-word" Can be used differently. It's a black people thang. You wouldn't exactly understand it." She just puts her hands on her hips. "You don't have to tell me twice. Now let's get down to business! Time to get started!" She then opens the huniebee…. And…. Wait a minute… RECORD SCRATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BITCH.
"Uhhhhh…. Kyu what is tha- AAAHAHAHAAAAAHHH." Yo my nose…is bleedin'…. OHHHH GOD.
"Uhhhhhh heheheh… Sorry I kinda left my own picture gallery open. Gotta remember to keep my synced account private." A sweat drop came down my fo' head. "Damn girls….Wait… ey…..Since our phones are synchronized….. You think we could-" She cut me off right then and there. "NO I WILL NOT TRADE PICTURES WITH YOU!" OKKKKKKK…. going inside the gym now.
So we head inside the gym immediately and begin looking around for some ladies. Kyu was on mah back though…. Like she was literally piggybackin' me!
"Kyu…why do you HAVE to stay on my back? And why do you have an eye glass?!" And moreover…..where did she get it from?! "Duh! I'm scouting for some hot ladies! You've got to be very, very diligent in a gym. Some hotties might go here, but it's mostly sweaty dudes that bang n' clang. I'm just tryin' to weed 'em out. That is unless your gay?"
I am not! "Watch it. Your irkin' me." She really is. "Jeez can't a love fairy Joke around without someone getting on her case? Shit."
So, Ignoring Kyu's nonsense, I look around and…. HOL' UP. I look to my left and I see this….just… WOW.
"Oh don't worry about it! I was happy to babysit Philly. He's my little buddy!" I see this one Blonde Haired girl with pigtails talking too this shawty with some REAL proportions. She's gorgeous. Long ass legs, black hair, caramel skin, violet eyes, thin waist, Large hips, and DEM TITS.
*Boing noise as we get a nice close up of Kyanna's tits*
I think the pupils in my eyes literally just turned into hearts. OH LAWD HELP ME. "Nonsense! I won't take no for an answer." I see the Black-haired girl say to the blonde girl. "Too late! Have a good workout Kyanna!" She then starts to leave her behind. "Hey come back here! This isn't over!" I think they were speaking to each other in a playful way. But GAWDAYUM. This girl is like an angel, she's seriously beautiful. I gotta get me some of that sugar.
"DUDE! Will you get a load of these two? I'd KILL too have tits like that!" Kyu said out of her mouth. I just look at her with my lips curled anime style. "This girl is CLEARLY out of your league, but there may be hope! She's looks friendly. So go in with the same attitude. OH! And since she's probably the hottest girl here, you should get to work on a machine so she'll see you! I have an idea, wait until she's done, and then steal the machine she's on once she goes away." What?!
"A'int that like stalkin' the girl?" Kyu looks at me with a duck face and then plucks me head. GIIIIIIIRL. "Ow! What was that for?" I ask her, raising my voice a bit. "Silly! No! It's SCOUTING. There's a difference. Your just strategically trying to get at her." Still feels like creepin'. "So…you think you're up to the challenge?" She starts rubbing my shoulders, that actually feels good! I'm pumped now!
"Just watch me get! I'mma bag me a bad bitch tonight! Take her home and give her dat good shit. She'll be callin' me daddy by the end of the month!" I had a confident look on my face. "Oooooh Trey I didn't know you were THAT freaky." Wait…..what does she mean?...OH- OHHHH! NO! "That's not what I meant you Nympho-freak! Damn!"
Aight, so ya boy is basically sitting on a bench waiting for the girl with the bangin' bod to get off of the abdominals right? Once she leaves, I immediately sprint over there and get right to work on it. After a few minutes… "Hey are you finished with that machine? I have one more session to jam out." She does seem pretty cool n' friendly, so that's a plus. I'm not into bitches, and by that I mean I'm not into bitches who treat other people like shit.
"Oh… uhhh yeah go ahead, it's all yours." I get off the machine and let her use it. Ok I know I've said it before but this girl's body is straight up BANGIN'. She's got the longest legs I ever done seen in my life. She out classes Tamisha by a long slide.
"Awesome! Thanks so much!" I had to think of something to say too this girl before she scurried away from me. I wasn't gon' let a fine P.Y.T like this girl just do her workout and slip away from me. So once she got on the machine and started usin' it….
" Forgive me for saying this….but yo' body is seriously straight bangin'." This illicited a laugh from her. That's progress.
"Thanks! I try." She then gives me a good look. "Say…I've never seen you around here. You must be new! Have you been here before?" I adjust my beanie hat and say too her. "Actually yeah. I've been goin' here for the past year or so. I just usually go on the weekends. I decided to finally workout during the weekdays in my free time. Just to get some more workout in." Her face kinda lit up when I said that. She's exciteable, that's another good thing. I'm likin' this girl.
"Wow, that's cool! You should workout more often here, it's great! So in that case My name is Kyanna. Kyanna Delrio! Will I be seeing you here more often?"
BINGO! Ya boy just got in. I pause a bit with my mouth open slightly, surprised at….how easy this was. She's literally the friendliest girl I've ever met. This however doesn't assure that I'll be tappin' dat. I'm honestly just diggin' her vibes right now. All of a sudden though, I felt a vibration in my pocket. I didn't pay attention to it though.
"Oh of course! Damn skippy. As long as I get too see your pretty face on the weekdays." She giggled. The power of flirting ladies & gents. You either got it or ya' don't. "Hehehe! Thanks, your sweet. I like to know all of the regulars here on a first name basis! So trust me, you'll be seeing me here a lot more. I guess you could say I'm a little obsessed with this place. Hehehe."
Oh believe me I can tell. "OH! Dude, you know what? You should totally try one of the Yoga classes they do here! The instructor here is AWESOME. I think you'd dig it!" She says while smiling dat gorgeous smile. How could I say no to that?
"Oh word? I'd be down fo' dat sure. Sounds fun!" I'm in baby! Put me on som' cloud 9 shit cause I'm about to get lifted. "IF you don't mind being in a room full of sweaty girls that is…. Heheh!" …. She testin' me. Nice try! "Not at all. Sweat brings out the pores. Girls need that too look as good as you do. So I'm cool wit dat. No trouble at all." Solid. Keepin' it cool.
"Awesome! Hrrrgh. Tagggh. Sorry I just finished my session, I'm such a Lunk-head. Hahah! Well there's a class later on today! I hope I get too see you there! It was really nice meeting you Trey! See you later." With that she walks off, and I just watch her walkin'….. "Never in mah life have I seen such a beautiful creature…." I look at 'er from top too the bottom and GODDAMN is she fine. It's like love at first sight. Seriously…. I was just lovestruck over this girl…. I spent a few moments starin' before… SMACK "OW! What the fuck Kyu?!" She smacked me awake! Damn.
"No. WAY! You did it! Well with MY help of course. I gotta admit I did NOT expect you too pull that off." Tch. Bitch please. "You should know I got mo' confidence than you give me credit for." Damn right! "Tch. Beginner's luck. Don't let it go too your head." …..I'm sorry what?...WHAT?... BITCH WHAT?! "Beginner's luck?! GURL you better-" She cuts me off for a sec. "Oh and Uhhhh… word of advice. They can't see me or hear me….but they can still see and hear YOU." And with that….I look too my left….everyone is starin'…Shit…. How embarrassing.
And that's that for this chapter! Next chapter's gonna be the first beach episode in the series. Implying there will be more. See you later guys! ;D