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Trey's Perspective
Tonight was a good night, I just got through an amazing performance at the Peach Scully Night Club off the coast of Turtle Bay Beach. The entire place was bumpin' and feelin' mah music, diggin' my rhymes & relishin' in my phat-ass beats.
You mean the beats on your head? Didn't know you had ears bigger than your chocolate meat log. Too bad I can't lick those…Or CAN I?
…You tryin' to insinuate a fetish aren't you?
Oh myyyyyy….. You ARE receptive. I'm such a naughty little love fairy. Heheh….y'know we could actually-
NO. Anyways…. I had kilt it at the club, and in order to celebrate I went out drinking at the local bar. But the true highlight of my night….was being in the arms of this gorgeous Hispanic angel with her arms around my neck. She had black hair, bewitchin' violet eyes and a body fo' DAYS. Her name was Kyanna Delrio in case you forgot…. And she MIGHT'VE gotten a lil' drunk. Her arms were wrapped around my neck & shoulders in a tight, but warm & welcoming embrace. It was the best part of my night, and I slowly but surely returned the favor by huggin' her back, wrapping my arms around her back…
She then peeled back a lil' bit and had one hand on my chest while the other was over my left shoulder, she looked up at me and blushed as her eyes widened a bit, but then the nervous look on 'er face changed to something a lil' more… "Seductive".
"Oh…look at that. Getting a little close aren't you Trey?" She says to me, sounding a bit intoxicated. Gurl you da one who hugged my ass!
"Actually I think it's you that's gettin' close Kiki." I tell her while returning the favor with a lil' smile of my own. She then leaned up against me and curled one of her legs towards my own. THIS caused me to tense up a bit, she's goin' a lil' too far. This is a different kind of Kyanna that I haven't seen yet, so I'm wonderin' what's up?
"Hahahah… I'm sorry, I can't hold my liquor, I normally don't act this way…" She then tilts over to the left a bit, she mo' tipsy than one of those Libra scales used in courtrooms.
"But you're a special case in my book, so I let the cuervo hit me today…..do you want me to stop?" WHOA so she's doin' this shit of her own will?!
DO IT! JUST DO IT! PUT ON YOUR LITTLE WHITE NIKES & HIKE THE TRAIL UP TOO PUSSY MOUNTAIN DUDE! HERE'S YOUR CHANC- Wait a minute….. Doesn't that count as Date Rape?...Nah it doesn't- GO FOR IT DUDE! IT'S A FREE RIDE! GET ON THE KINGDA KA AND RIDE THAT GOLDEN PUSSY!
Ugh….she's too much I swear. But she is kind of right….. I DO have an opportunity….so I might take it. "Nah….I actually invite you to keep going…. I feel a little tipsy myself." Just when I was about to give in… She leaned into me ….and…. we- *Record Scratch*
"Wow, look who decided to show up!" I hear a familiar voice calling my name… I stop leaning into Kyanna to see that… My boi James is in the buildin'!
"Ayyo, James! My Nigga! What's good homie?" I walk up to the bull, give him that welcoming hand shake and we exchange a couple greeting words. Kyanna's just stunned at this, drooping with her mouth open.
This doesn't really apply to girls, but since she's the one who leaned in first…. *clears Throats* Kids? You know that feeling you get when you're totally about to pork a chick and then all of the sudden someone or something interrupts you and then it feels like a 100-ton brick was just dropped onto your wang? Yeah….. we call that "Cock-Blocking". And she just got cock-blocked by another cock. The irony is strong with this one.
Seems James is here with his girl to, we're both 23, and she's apparently 21. So we can totally party together!
"Yo dude, I caught your show with my girlfriend man, it was tight! You killed the verses and the beats." Psssssshhhh. FuckwithmeyouknowIgot.
"Maaaaan ya boi always kills it. I mean, I'm not one to brag, but in general you know I'm always makin' some dope ass music." I confidently retort to my good friend James.
"True that, true that. Ey, you and your girl wanna share a couple drinks with us?" That must be the reason why he hasn't been sayin' much lately, he's been with this girl.
*Pauses the story* We would like to take this time to inform readers that this current situation is taking place 2 years in the past during the beginning of James & Audrey's relationship. Just in case anyone thinks we don't know what continuity is. Shut up and don't question it. Thaaaaanks! *Continues*
"I'd love to bruh! KiKi you down?" I turn to her and ask her, she has this…. Sort of weird look on her face. And her… eyes are twitching for some reason? I don't know.
Her left eye twitches as she looks at me with this kind of pissed off, yet crazed and annoyed smile on her face. "SUUUURE…..Why not?..."
*SSSSSST* OOOOOOOOOOOOOH I can feel it burn like roasted marshmellows on my graham crackers! On the bright side she's hotter in more ways than one now!
So James introduced me to his girl on the other side of the bar, she was a petite lil' young thang, had red hair, a small frame, didn't know James was into the small shawtys but 'ey, tiny chicks need love too. She was pretty attractive lookin' though, she had a slim body, nice thighs, pretty red eyes and- WAIT….. A'int this that one chick that James was oglin' at that one day in the parkin' lot?
"Trey, this is Audrey Belrose, my new girlfriend." He introduce me to her, she was too busy smokin' it up.
"Yo what's up Audrey, I thought you looked familiar." She didn't really look at me when I asked her what's up. What's up with that? She turned to me though and said…. "Hey. Aren't you the guy who played that loud EDM/Rap noise at the Peach Scully?" NOISE?!
"Uhhhhh… Yeah?" James you betta' get yo' girl, she about to catch these hands boi! Audrey takes a smoke out of her cigar and says… "You should keep the EDM , leave out the rap." Rap is part of my repertoire. I a'int leavin' out shit.
"And who are you to judge?" She was about to say somethin' smart out of her mouth, but then James killed all that noise real quick. "Audrey, be nice eh? He's a friend of mine." He tells her.
"Oh alright fine. I'm not in any place of authority where I can tell anyone what to do with "Music" anyways." She says with a sort of attitude, whilst looking away from me & James. I'm….not diggin' this chick at all. She's kind of a bitch. And I don't dig bitches. Things…..get a little worse once Kyanna rolls up onto the scene.
She curls on my shoulders with her hands and gives them a light tug… "Trey what's wrong? Aren't you going to introduce me to your frie-" She stops herself in mid-sentence, and then her and Audrey lock eyes. I could feel something was up…. They did NOT like each other.
Now all we need is a "rival glare" cliché inserted here and….
Both of them glared at each other, and even though I couldn't see it, I could see the sparks of animosity sparking form their eyes.
There we go! Cross another anime trope OFF the list.
"What are YOU doing here?" Both of them say out of their mouths. "Whoa, ladies?" I say first. "What's goin' on here?" James says. "Calm down, Audrey what's got you so worked up?" James asks Audrey.
"Nothing. I'm perfectly fine. I have no problem with a certain hispanic hussy being in my presence. I'm perfectly okay." …..Wow… this shit just got awkward.
"Same here, I just wish the midget queen would get off her high horse for a second and learn how to behave like a princess instead of like a bi-" Kyanna caught herself once I shot her a look of contempt. I a'int havin' that shit.
"Hey, why don't both of you act like adults please? We're here to chill and have some drinks, not fuss & fight." Both Kyanna & Audrey folded they're arms and look away from each other. "HMPH!"
This warranted a facepalm from me of course. But….let's keep pressing on and see where this goes.
I don't think your gonna liiiiiike iiiiiiiit.
So after the bartender got us a few drinks, we were all sitting together talking about my performance at the Peach Scully, James had his traditional beer, while I pulled out some Jolly Ranchers & mixed some vodka with a nice cup of sprite & purple drank because that shit's amazing. And we all started chatting.
"So dude that performance was pretty tight. Did you record the track yourself?" James asked me.
"Hell yeah! It was a new kind of track that I was workin' on, blowin' up the clubs and radio stations I think it's fair to say that it's totally bomb." I take great pride in my work, as you can see.
James's girlfriend Audrey seems a lil' busy sippin' on that Daiquiri, while Kyanna steadily sipped on her Pina Colada. Somethin's seriously not right with these two, are they enemies or some shit?
"Hey Big Red, you haven't said a word all night? You ok?" Audrey lifts her drink from her mouth and opens her eyes looking squarely at James.
"Of course I am. I'm fine, what of it?" She givin' her man lip? Damn.
"Uhhhhhh…. Your kinda freakin' me out with your attitude. Your usually not so quiet." James says back to Audrey.
"Yeah well, what's the need for idle conversation? I talk to who I want." Audrey says to James with even more 'tude. This bitch sounds like she need to be put on time out.
Kyanna's also drinkin' a bit to much as I see her gulp down the rest of the Pina Colada she had in her hand, then lift the drink from her mouth to finally break the ice. " Well…. *hiccup* The need for Idle conversation is to try and be friendly. You'd know about that wouldn't you?" She shot her a look as if she was bein' smart.
"OH and like you're so friendly? Tell me more about your exploits in friendship Little Ms. Cabron." SHOTS FIRED.
Kyanna leans up a bit and says back to Audrey… "Look at that Big Red thinks she's better at making friends than I am, says the girl who won't even speak. You think you're like a red skittle that everyone can pop into their mouth and taste the rainbow don't'cha? Hahah…." MORE SHOTS FIRED!
Audrey also leans in with this weird ass glare on her face….. Like it was REALLY weird looking, almost as if it was something out of an anime. Y'know 'dem Japanese cartoons where they make all the faces?
"Well I don't see you trying to pick your toppings wisely, If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain I suggest you stop focusing on cutting the meat and giving me a hard time Taco Bender." My god anymore shots fired and this place will look like swiss cheese.
"Audrey that's enough! Chill out you're not drunk." James said to her, changing the tide of the situation. Audrey folds her arms and says…"What? She's the one being a pain in my ass."
"I'm sorry I'm just a little tipsy at the moment let's try and find gold at the end of this rainbow huh?" Kyanna said. Yeah….she's drunk.
"Alright, that's it." So I pick her up bridal style. "WHOA Oh my Trey…. You haven't even presented me with a wedding ring yet!" She says to me.
"Gurl you drunk off yo' ass. Excuse us James." Time for her to go home. Hopefully she'll sober up once I bring her back home. However…Audrey wasn't gonna let us leave the convo without a bang.
"Finally." Audrey says. "Audrey come on." James says. "Alright, I'm sorry. But please get a handle on your friend over there? Last thing we want is for her to get drunk again and accidentally get knocked up a second time." And THAT'S when she snapped back out of her drunken state.
Kyanna shook her head and said "HUH?! WHAT YOU SAY?!"
Then both of them made angry anime faces with intense rival stares being thrown left and right, they got in each other's faces and the insults started flyin'!
OH MY GOD! I can see it all now, Red Haired Mega Bitch Vs. Big Boobed Bimbo! LIVE on Pay-Per-View!
"I did not accidentally get knocked up you Crimson Cow!" Kyanna said to Audrey.
"Yeah, then how do you explain your baby daddy walking out on you, Taco Bender?!" Audrey said back to her.
"Velvet Leprechaun!"
"Boobzilla!"
"Blood-Haired Bitchface!"
"Chaquita Cunt!"
"Cocaine Follicles!" She's referring to the tip of white hair Audrey has on her red hair.
"Sunburnt Skank!"
"MEGA-BITCH!"
"BIG-BOOBED BIMBO!"
"Alright that's it you wanna go you little trite?!" Kyanna raised her hand for a slap….Oh no….
"I thought you'd never ask! Let's settle this right here and now!" Audrey did the same thing…. This can't end well….They were about to have a-
CATFIIIIIIIIIIGHT- Yeah not really.
Wait WHAT? All they doin' is just waving their arms about slappin' each other's hands! WHAT? I think there's….some hair pulling too? And there's a lot of yelling with words like "OW! STOP IT! YOUR PULLING MY HAIR! OUCH! YOU SMACKED ME IN THE NIPPLE!" Or….something like that- FUCK THIS IM DONE YO.
We then left and I immediately took Kyanna home. My god what a night that was. I gotta admit though…. That catfight was funny as shit. But still…
"Kyanna what HAPPENED? Jeez louise you was on some' cray shit tonight." Kyanna was a bit embarrassed that she would be that irresponsible. So she looked down with her hands on her knees.
"I dunno what happened. I got too drunk and foolishly caused a ruckus….I'm so sorry that I ruined the night for you Trey." She looked at me a little sad. But…. I was JUST about to cheer her up!
"Naaahhh don't worry about it. That was GREAT! In fact, tonight was one of the most fun nights I've had in a long while." Kyanna's expression changed from sadness to confusion.
"It is? Why?" She looked at me puzzled. "Because, I got to drink with a beautiful young woman, and got to see her fun, drunken side. Granted you can't handle yo' liquor fo' shit. But you're a lot more fun when you're drunk. THA-That isn't to say you're NOT fun when you're sober! It's just that you're a bit sillier when your drunk and that made for a hilarious ass catfight."
But y'know….it is a little weird when the most mature people in the room are the men. But then again Kyanna was drunk, so it didn't really matter. Kyanna perked up and looked down, blushing brightly.
"Aw….thanks Trey. That really makes me feel a lot better….I mean I didn't mean to get so intoxicated I only intended to drink a little. Hey?..." She says to me while looking back.
"Hmm?" I say to her.
She then opens her mouth to say something….. but then closes it. "Never…..never mind. It's nothing." Whoahohoooo. You think I'm lettin' that shit slide?
"What? What is it Kiki?" I ask her.
"It's nothing…..really. You should go on home." She then leans in and gives me a kiss on the cheek. "You can call me or I'll call you later on tonight. I promise. We can work out the details of our next date then."
With that, I blush…I say "Yeah….Ok. I guess I'll see you later then." And walk out of her apartment. What was that all about? Eh…..guess I'll find out later tonight. Once I get back home to my place.
So before I go to bed I got the stereo pumpin' in my room because y'know, ya boy stays up late workin' on dis shit, spittin' some wicked rhymes that are mostly about…Well…
"Sunny Beauty, Cute & tooty, freshly cooked Hispanic dame
hot like the sun, still drippin' wet like rain, wishes for fame
But can't seem to get a grasp on it. Without realizin' that she don't even
Need to ask for it, to restore it, & give life, protect what you have
To love or to lose, all you want or all you hav-"
"DUDE!" Kyu just popped up? What now?! "Kyu I'm busy here. What's up?"
"What do you think?! How did that date with Kyanna go?" She asks me while leaning forward a bit.
"It went well, I got a kiss on the cheek from her, so ya boi is on the right track. Trust me!" I KNOW I'm on the path of gettin' her to be mine. She's totally diggin' me.
"Well that's GREAT!...If it weren't for the fact that the huniebee sex calculator percentage HASN'T CHANGED!" She then put her cellphone thingie in my face and showed me the …. "Sex Calculator"? What? Eh, whatever- anyways, she put it in my face, make a nigga have to adjust his glasses n' shit…. And…wait….
"It's still at 50%?! How?" I don't know. It could be because she was drunk that she kissed your cheek. But all I know is, the calculator hasn't gone down, or up. So it isn't THAT big of a problem, but that date was practically insignificant in your efforts to sleep with her." Oh you gotta be kiddin' me?
You know one of those moments in cartoons where you hear like a pipe organ playing a sour note? I just felt that…. WHYYYYYY?! Ugh….
"Hol' up a sec. That can't be right. Imma just call the girl N' see if she wants to go on another date with me. She'll be all over me just wait n' see." I tell Kyu.
Kyu then waves her magical fairy hands and makes my phone appear in my hands. I will never understand how she's able to do that, I swear it's like some sailor moon, magical girl shit.
"Go ahead. And whatever you do, don-" I stop her with a finger to her mouth and get in her face a bit with an unamused look. "I…..KNOW. No baby mama drama. You don't have to tell a nigga twice." Kyu just smiles nervously….After all that shit on the first date… I don't want to hear the words "Kids" again….
Two Way Call: 10:46 PM
Kyanna: -answers- Hello?
Trey: Hey Kiki!
Kyanna: Oh hey Trey! Sorry if I sound a little groggy, my head HURTS like hell after tonight.
Trey: Blame it on the juice?
Kyanna: Got me feelin' loose.
Trey: Blame it on Patron?
Kyanna: Got me in the zone! Hahahahh.
Trey: Haaa! Anyways, you sure you're okay? And how's Phil doin'?
Kyanna: He's fine, I just put him to bed in fact. Actually….
Trey: Huh?
Kyanna: I'm glad that you caught me…I was just thinking about you, and I JUST got out of the shower…..
Trey: -blushes like crazy over the phone- O-Ohh….R-really now?
Kyanna: Yeah….Hold on I'm sending you something really quick through my phone.
Trey: Uhhhh okay. –gets a picture of Kyanna wrapped up in her towel, nosebleeds over the phone- NNNNGH! My god….
Kyanna: Bet you wish the towel wasn't there don't you? Heheheh.
Trey: Well… can't lie and said I wish you'd keep it on actually. Heheheh.
Kyanna: Hehehehe. Think of it as a little gift for bringing me home safe. If I drove we'd probably crash into a tree.
Trey: Saaaayy…. About that? You think we could do a lil' somethin' less….public next time we go out?
Kyanna: Sure! I'd love to go somewhere more private. Hey, I have an idea! How about tomorrow you join me on the hiking trail? We can have lunch somewhere nice?
Trey: That sounds like fun. Plus I don't have school on the weekends so we can come back early, that way Tiffany won't have to work overtime.
Kyanna: Now you're getting it! Actually…AGAIN. Hahahah! Ummm….Could you do me one small favor?
Trey: Ummmm?...Yeah?
Kyanna: Since we might be coming back early, I DO have to work a double shift at the mall. I'm going to be taking a morning hike so….could you babysit Phillip while I'm at work?
Trey: Sure! No prob Kiki. Anything for you.
Kyanna: Really?! Oh Trey you're the best! Thank you so much.
Trey: No problem! Have a good night a'ight? And try to clear your head up.
Kyanna: Don't worry, the shower cleared it right up on the contrary, though it still feels like it hurts a bit. Goodnight!
Trey: Goodnight Kiki! –hangs up-
Trey's Perspective
Awwwwwww….. FUCK MY LIFE! I just drop my phone and plant my face on the bed. Kyu's all like "Dude, what's up? What did she say?" She asks me….
"She wants me to go out on an early morning date with her….but when she get s back….she wants me to babysit….." I said to her.
Kyu facepalms her face. "Oh great….. will you relax?" Then she just climbs on top of me. Wait, what the hell is she doing?!
"Whoa, Kyu what you doin'?!" I ask her in alarm. "You mister, need a way to relax. And I've got the perfect way to do that for you." She then begins to strip down to her bra & panties- Ohhhhhh…..wait I see where this is going.
"Let's play a game, you and I are gonna play some body Yahtzee. And every time you make me cum, I'll scream YAHTZEE! And you can release your stress into me instead. How about that?" She was looming over me, I kinda had no choice but to accept, so as the night went on, we got it on and got it on hard. I kinda forgot we were friends with benefits…..REALLY makes a nigga feel like a fuckboy. It's so wrong….yet it feels SOOOOO Right.
Bitch, don't act like you don't love it.
Go home Kyu, just go home.
Kyanna's Perspective
The very next day I woke up to a beautiful sun-shining morning. The birds were chirping, I felt a little dizzy and tired, but was up and ready to attack the day! But then I heard Phillip crying. He wailed at a really high pitch and tone, I think he must've wanted his mommy.
"Ohhh don't cry Philly, mommy's here." I picked him up, held him, and rocked him back and forth until he calmed himself down.
I am a very dedicated mother you see, he's my little baby! And without a proper father figure in his life….well someone has to be responsible in order to take care of him. And so far, that someone is me. Most girls nowadays wouldn't think twice about unplanned pregnancies. They'd either get an abortion, which I personally think is wrong, or they'd put the baby up in foster care after "taking care of it" for a while. Or they don't even do the job correctly!
*sigh* but sometimes taking care of him can be quite a hassle….especially when he has to eat, because he'll play too much and throw his baby formula back in my face. He just baby coos and laughs, kids are little darlings aren't they?... *sigh*…
But enough about that! Time for my morning hike, I always take up a morning jog down the hiking trail on the weekends, just to keep my stamina up. Plus it's just really good for your legs. I also have to meet a certain, handsome, chocolate gentleman at the hiking trail today. This should be so much fun! I slip on a comfortable green top with some loose fitting black shorts & green sneakers and head on out.
Kyu's Perspective
Alright, the sun's up, so we've got some serious work to do. In order for Trey to truly be able to sleep with Kyanna, I've got to crack the whip down on his black-ass! So….I wake him up with a nice blow horn !
"AHHHHHH!" HA! He falls out of his bed, and flat on his face. Y'know he looks very handsome without those glasses on. But in general, yeah he fell out of his bed after I blew the air horn into the air.
"WHAT DA FUCK, KYU?! WHY'RE YO-….What the?..." Your probably wondering why he's giving me some kind of weird look like he saw a Rule 63'ed version of a certain sexy love fairy. And trust me, this is the internet….that kidn of thing exists. *shudders* Wellllll…. It's because Commander Kyu is large n' in charge!
"Wake up, private!" I tell the little soldier! "Listen to me! You were supposed to be up n' at that coochie at 07:00! Get your ass outta bed! We've got to get up and get ready to make this day shine boy!" Anyone who comments that this is racist needs to go sit in the corner. Seriously, I won't be havin' that shit.
"Kyu what the fuck are you doin-?" I shove a little pole in his mouth to silence him a bit. "Silence, soldier! It's about time for you to become a true warrior of love! Today we are lookin' to bang the buck, pass the torch, go balls deep, earn your red wings, get down n' dirty & fuck for Ol' mother glory! So get up off your lazy ass and GET MOVIN'!" I then give him a little smack on the behind for motivation! Being a sex sergeant is fun! You guys should try it sometime.
After Trey gets dressed for the hike, I pull out a diagram of Kyanna and start to point with my little ten-foot pole at several parts of the diagram. "Alright so we don't have a lot of time, I'll make this one quick! You better listen private!" I tell him, like a sargent! I feel so… COMMANDING! And usually I'm the submissive one….Heheheh.
Trey just facepalms and says…. "Your seriously doin' this?" Yes I am! I then whip the pole at his feet, causing him to jump.
"Don't question my methods private! Today, I'll turn a boy into a man, I'll make you a stud! I'll give you a new man card! There's somethin' you should know about today. On this picnic I'm gonna supply you with some new cargo." And with that, I work that sexy fairy magic to give him…. A Date Gift!
Next thing you know, there's a small blue perfume & some blue hydrangeas in his hands. "What're these?" He asks me.
"Those are date gifts! Use those to get her on your side. Girls LOOOVE date gifts private!" I grab him by the shirt and bring him in close. "So promise me you'll use the fuck out of that bitch? You promise?!" I ask him very….COMMANDINGLY!
"Yeah yeah! Just let go of my shir- AAH!" WHOOPS! Looks like I let go too soon! Hahahah.
"Good! Now get your butt out there and start bonin'! I want to see you back here by 09:00! Affirmative?!" Issuing a salute.
"Ughhh….yeah yeah…." Oh come ON?! What was that?
"I Said AFFIRMATIVE?!" I roared at him.
"Yes! Yes ma'am…" He said, he needs more enthusiasm.
"I can't hear you!" I tell him again. Say it with feeling this time….
"Yes Ma'am!" He says back to me
"What was that?!" I tell him raising my voice.
"Yes Ma'am!" he tells me once more.
"ONE MORE TIME!?" I tell him for the final time!
"YES MA'AM!" And with that being said, I salute him and…then give him a little pat on the booty, sending him off on his way. That was fun.
I snap my fingers and change my outfit back to normal. OH and I'm still gonna follow him on his outing. Gotta make sure he doesn't fuck it up of course. Though I do like the…. "Magazine" choices that he has in his closet. Who knew black girls had such AMAZING keysters? Talk about Badonkadonk.
Trey's Perspective
I swear to fucking Jesus Christ, she's fucking weird. Anyways, I run as fast as possible, And I take the… "Date Gift" that Kyu gave me with me. I'm straight up Jogging to the Hiking trail, and I finally meet Kyanna up there, just in time. It's like 10:00 in the freakin' morning! Damn. Oh well, it's a bright and sunny day, perfect for hiking during the morning.
"Oh my god HI!" She tells me. "Well damn, someone seems excited." Before I can say anything else she runs over and hugs my neck. WHOA. That caught a nigga by surprise.
"It's just such a nice day! I'm really glad to go on this hiking trail with you Trey!" She then peels back for a bit, and for a split second, our eyes meet, face to face. Her hands are on my shoulders and my arms are around her waist. We both blushed and our eyes sort of widened, and then we nervously pulled away from each other.
"*clears throat* so uh…want to get started hiking? I brought another picnic lunch for us to eat." Even though technically it's a "Brunch" not lunch.
"Uhhhh sure! Yeah let's go!" And with that said, we started Joggin'." We jogged for at least an hour to a place where we wouldn't be disturbed along the trail. And after a long while of jogging we finally sat down. I layed down a nice towel for us to sit on and we got to eating our brunch.
"OH MY GOD! Look at this spread." Yeah I brought a lot of good tasting, healthy food for us. Ya boi don't play when it comes to his food.
"You like it Kiki?" I ask her. I got everything from Ham Cheese & Spinach puffs, to Mini Nutella Pancake Kabobs. "This is amazing! How'd you make all of this?" She asks me. If anyone wants to know how I made all of this…. I didn't. Kyu prepared it all for me the night before when we were gettin' it in. We had a quickie and then she prepared some food for the brunch picnic last night by searching shit up on Reddit….. Yeah I use Reddit. Bite me.
"Let's just say…. I know people. Anyways- OOH! Before I forget…." Time to make good use of this date gift….here goes nothin'. I pull out the date gift bundle and give her the Blue Hydrangeas & Perfume.
"Awwwww….thank you so much. Are you trying to win me over with gifts? You sly dog!" She tells me. Now she's just bein' cute.
"Nah, I got that for you because you've been so cool to me for the past couple weeks. It's been great hangin' wit you Kyanna. I'm serious." She then sprays the perfume on herself and smells the hydrangeas.
"These smell great….Wanna see how the perfume smells?" She then begins too….crawl…on top of me?! WHOA What's goin' on here?! Is she drunk again?!
"Whooahooa….Kiki you getting' a lil' too close fo' comfort." She just looks down at me with her….my god those things are big.
"Oh come on. It's not like I'm harassing you…" She then runs one finger down my chest very slowly. "I'm just paying you back tenfold for all the great things you've done for me. I'm lucky that Tiffany was available early in the morning on a Saturday…..otherwise I wouldn't have been able to do this with you. I gotta say hanging out with you has been fun too." She then leans in and kisses my cheek, causing me to blush profusely. Damn she leavin' me hot & bothered…it's because of her boobs! They're hanging over me.
"Uhhh…Uhhhh…" I'm so nervous right now. Curse this girl for bein' so damn beautiful! I'm usually not this flustered!
"Awwww what happened to all that confidence from before? You get flustered like a baby when the girl makes a move?" She looked at me raising her eyebrow.
I gave her a challenging look back, and then smirked a lil'. I saw what she was doin'. "Nah….You just caught me off guard is all."
"Oh really? Then maybe your glove will be open enough to catch this…." She then leans in again….is she tryin' what I think she's trying? Well….I just shove another grape in her mouth.
D'OH! You dumbass! You almost had her!
"Hold on Kiki…..we don't want to rush things now do we? I gotta admit I like you too, but, we can have fun later. For now I got somethin' else for you to catch." I tell her.
"What?" She says, taking the grape out of her mouth while lookin' down on me. That's when I playfully throw a grape back in her face.
"Catch these grapes!" I then get up and have several of the grapes in my hand.
"You son of a bitch! That's the second time you've shoved grapes in my face! Oh it's on!" And the grape war begins! So that's why Kyu was a… "sex sergeant?" before. She was preparing me fo' dis grape war!
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